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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Monty Python's The Lift of Brian
Almost Flying
Black Lift Down
Ascent of a Woman
Ascenseur and Sensibility
It's a Wonderful Lift
[irach] DING!
Benjamin, yes, you can press the Button
Lift, Right and Centre
The Last House on the Lift
Room At The Top
Elevator: Rise Of The Machines
Lift at the Top
The Spy Who Lift Me
The Winches of Eastwick
A Bug's Lift
Sleep-lift in Seattle
Wuthering Heights
Elevate Until Dark
Elevator

Movies for Librarians

Book, Line and Sinker
Grand Theft Author
Shhhhhhhaft
To Borrow Never Dies
Lend it Like Beckham
Spirit of St Dewey
Sh-Elf
Bring Me The Autobiography Of Alfredo Garcia
The Borrowers (oblig)
Under M for Murder
Pulp Fiction
Everybody's Fine
The Quiet Man
Look up HV6499 to HV6535 For Murder
The Shhhs of the Fisherman
Stacks of the Killer Tomatoes
The Class-mark Of The Rose
Tome Thumb
Paperback to the Future
A Microfiche Called Wanda
Jacob's Stepladder
Silence of the Lambs obviously
That one starred Hannibal Lectern, of course
The Loaning of Pelham 123
One of Our Aircraft Books is Missing
The Return of "The Fly" 12s6d owing
The Spy Who Came In From The Barking Branch
Catalog on a Hot Tin Roof
Author
Read Poets Society
Howard's Bookend
New Dustjacket City
Pal Dewey
Title Recall
Robin Hood: Large Prints of Thieves
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Text* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
Carry On Reading
The Lord of the Ringbinders
Lost in Translation oblig
Return of the Jedi
28 Days Overdue
Binders Keepers
Prints of Persia
Four Readings and a Few Novels
Paperback Mountain
Book Back in Anger
Fining Miss Daisy
Travels With My Anthology
Royalty-free Willy
The Seven Yearbook Itch
Full Dust Jacket
The Copyright Stuff
Quiet Please, We're British
Binding Nemo
Shelving Private Ryan
Dude, Where's My Cart?
Tome Reader
What's Up, Document?
Readers of the Lost Archive
The Word Man of Alcatraz
Easy Reader
Easy Writer
Sleeveless in Seattle
Tome Alone
The Return of the Magnificent Seven
The Lone Ranger Writes Again
Return to Lender
The DaVinci Codex
ShELF
The Bucket Novelist
The Omega Manuscript
All Quiet on the Western Frontispiece
A Christmas Carrel
RollerDex
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Librarian
Book Back In Anger
The Cook, His Wife, The Librarian and Her Little Rubber Date Stamp
9 1/2 Weeks Overdue
While on the radio there's an episode of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
Check-in Run
Checking Out
Conan the Librarian
The Da Vinci Barcode
A Fiche Called Wanda
The Ever-Lending Story
The Mighty Quinto
One Or Two Things That I Know About Books
I Know What You Read Last Summer
Prose Encounters of the Nerd Kind
King Solomon's Fines
Abridge over the River Kwai
Sink the Bookmark
The Truth About Catalogues
The Nutty Prefacer
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Bookends
Fining Nemo
Shhhhaft
The Mouse That Whispered
Ayesha, Or The Return Of "She"
Shhh . . . rek

Movies for Translators

Lost in Translation (oblig.)
The French Connection
Close Encounters of the Word Kind
The Manchurian Predicate
Star Trek: Inflection
War of the Words
Apportez-moi la Tête d'Alfredo Garcia
From Russian With Love
Everything, about sex, to know, you ever wanted, but to ask, afraid were.
Decline and Fall
The Italian Job
Romancing the Rosetta Stone
And the sequel, The Name of the Rosetta Stone
A Babel Fish Called Wanda
The Printing Bride
Bye Bye Wordy
The Maltese Hyphen
The Flying Noun
Thoroughly Modern Swahili
Farsi From Heaven
The Finnish of the Affair
The Hitchhiker's Phrasebook of the Galaxy
Some Like It Hottentot
The French Conjunction
My Big Fat Greek Dictionary
Carry On Norse
Zulu
Lawrence of Arabian
Danish The Menace
The Cruel Farsi
Bengali
The Truth About Tagalog
The Good, The Bad And The Urdu
Romany Holiday
The Afrikaans Queen
Never Cry Wolof
Brazilian
The Outlaw Josey Welsh
Bugsy Malay
The Mandarin With No Name
Tamil Met By Moonlight
The Riddle Of The Sanskrit
Hmong-struck
The Thai That Binds
Tamil on the Floss
Latin Men
The Invisible Mandarin
All the Presidents Mandarin
Butch Cassidy and the Sunda Kid
Captain Corelli's Mandarin
The English Patient
Catalan on a Hot Tin Roof
Soylent Greek
The Wild Portuguese
Dutch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [thanks, Softers]
Ben Gali
Karabakh to the Future
TV ALERT - Georgian Mildred
All The President's Armenian
A Man Called Norse
The Creole Sea
Gullah Dolly
From Russian With Love
Dutch Ado About Nothing
Batman Bengali
A Man Called Norse
Aboriginal Sin
Norse by Norse West overcooking the Norse
Slovak to the Future
Blank Czech
Look Who's Talking Hutu
Rune With A View
[Irach] Missed opportunity to follow your latest with Dustin Hoffman's Tutsi
Although neither Hutu nor Tutsi need translation - not being languages.
[IS,P] Okay, then I'll go with Look who's Talking Tuvaluan
Jason and the Argot-nauts
The Lexican or, if you prefer,
Lexicon-air
A Manx For All Seasons
Last Tongan in Paris
Diaglossanother Day
Star Trek: The Wrath of Conjugations "Phrasebooks on stun!"
The Dawn Patois
A Man For All Sindhi
Amharic Pie
Charlie's Anglais
Bill and Ted's Excellent Avesta
Pali 'Round the Flag, Boys
Arabic Pie
Crouching Tiger, Hindi Dragon

Movies for English/Grammar Teachers

E.T. The Extra Tense
The Santa Clause (oblig.)
Bhowani Conjunction
The Sixth Tense
Irony Man
Who Donne It?
Northwest by North
Dr Whom
Gerunds of the Fall
Apocalypse Noun
Close Encounters of the Third Declension
J'Accusative
Dr Syntax
Silence of the Iambs
Earth vs The Flying Chaucers
Singing in the Rain
The Wizard of Australia
Good Fellows
The Noun's Story
Ace Caesura: Pet Detective
Two Weeks' Notice
The Unbearable Litotes of Being
Deriving Miss Daisy
Mars Syntax!
Parse Attacks
Zeugma and Louise
Apostrophe Now
Comma
When Tomorrow Comma
Star Trek: Generative Grammarians
The Third Person
Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest
Complete Metal Jacket
Throw Mother From The Train
The Colour Purple
Back to the Future Perfect
Nouns on the Run
Sweet Home a la Grammar
Little Passive Voice
The Aoristocats
The Passion of the Chrestomathy
Nick and Norah's Infinitive Playlist
The Contraction
The Cook, His Wife, The Greengrocer and His' Apostrophe's
Gerund, Lola, Gerund
Stanza by Me

Movies for Bird Watchers

The Pelican Brief (oblig.)
Wild, Wild Nest
The Maltese Falcon oblig
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest also oblig
Lock, Flock and Barrel
Four Lapwings and a Funeral
Big Momma's Grouse
Pigeon the River Kwai
Saturday Kite Fever
The Twitches of Eastwick
Broken Sparrow
Hawk The Slayer
U Tern
Close Enounters of the Bird Kind
Dr. Guano
Live and Let Fly
The Joy Cluck Club
The Birds (oblig.)
Chicken Run (oblig.)
Duck and Ducker
My Left Coot
Loonstruck
Taras Bulbul
American Magpie
The Towering Flamingo
Blame It On Rhea
Kiwi's Big Adventure
Who's That Gull?
The Real Macaw
Hello Polly
[irach] Or Peewit's Big adventure works as well.
Eagle-ly Blonde
Inglourious Bustards
Two or Three Things I Know About Herons
Crane Man
50 Ways to Leave your Plover
The Eider Sanction
The Titmouse Thunderbolt
Bobolink and Carolina Wren and Redstart and A Lesser Black-backed Gull
Dove Story
Jurassic Lark
Tit's a Wonderful Life
Of Titmice and Men
Migrate Expectations
My Big Fat Grebe Wedding
Good Will Bunting
King Solomon's Mynahs
Das Coot
The Caucasian Chickadee Circle
Rosemary's Booby
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Duck Soup oblig.
Seven Brides for Seven Plovers
Three Men and a Booby
Swan with the Wind
Trains, Cranes and Automobiles or Cranes, Planes and Automobiles or, indeed, Cranes, Cranes and Automobiles
Bring Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
The Rook the Thief His Wife & Her Plover
Annie Get Your Gull
From Rhea To Eternity
Raiders of the Lost Auk
The African Preen
Wren, Lola, Wren
The Taking of Pelican 123
Godwit the Wind
Rosemary's Phoebe
Duck Day Afternoon
Reservoir Ducks
Things To Do In Denver When You're A Duck
The Legend of the Loon Ranger
Any Which Way But Goose
Gander Brothers
The Longest Jay
Zorba the Grebe
Wall Tweet "Grebe is good!"
Pat Gannet & Billy the Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kite
The Dam Bustards
From Heron to Eternity
Swan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Lord of The Rings - The Two Cans
Raiders of the Ost Rich
Oh! What A Lovely Warbler
Eiderdownfall
Grouse Hawk Day
The Raptor
The Passerine of the Christ
Toucan Play That Game
Last Drongo in Paris
Eat Osprey Dove
Good Willet Hunting
Nest Side Story
Chat On A Hot Tin Roof
La Wren Margot
My Stepmother is an Avian
A Starling is Born
A Budgie Too Far
Goldfincher
From Russia, With Dove
The Gizzard of Oz
What's New Pussychat
Day Of The Jackdaw
Monte Carlo Or Bustard!
First Among Eagles
There's Something About Canary
Barbet's Feast
Reach For The Skylark
The Longest Jay
A Finch Called Wanda
I'm All Right Jackdaw
Tea For Toucan
Hoopoe Dreams
Monty Python And The Holy Rail
The Finch Connection
The Shoes of the Kingfisher Man
Coot Hand Luke
A Jay At The Races
Jumpin' Jacamar Flash
Look Who's Stalking Potoo
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Trogon
Road to Vireo
Manakin
Fat Albatross
Passenger Pigeon 57
Rhea Window
House of Waxwings
Shrike Force
Weaver Las Vegas
Horatio Hornbiller
Cranespotting

Movies for Clothing Inspectors

Cloth Sides of the Law
pAntz. [KS] wtf is a clothing inspector?
Full Metal Jacket (oblig.) [ISP] "'ello, luv. Mind if I take these down and use them in evidence?"
The Unbearable Tightness of Lycra™
The Thong
Anorak to the Future
Galaxy Vest
The Men who Stare at Coats
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Personal Vest
Travels with My Pant
A Bra is Born
Any Which Way but Loose
Tog Day Afternoon
Raging Wool
Three Men In A Coat
The Unbearable Tights of Being
Shirty Dancing
Das Boot (oblig.)
The Pelican Briefs
Close Encounters of the Shirt Kind
Wrinkle All The Way
Petticoat Pirates oblig.
Monty Python and the Bargain Rail
Bra Wars
Frock, Stock and Barrel
Three Wedding Dresses and a Funeral
A Day at the Braces
Get Cartier
Sliding Diors
The Desert Socks
The Britches of Eastwick
The Britches of Madison County
Seven Bras for Seven Brothers
Kilt Bill
The Knicker of Bray
Plus Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Lace
Those Magnificent Men on Their Sewing Machines
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
Licence to Kilt
Hook
Rag Traders of the Lost Ark
Robin Hoodie: Prince of Thieves
Sigourney Weaver in A-line
Strapless in Seattle
Rayon Man
Death on the Nylon
Pattern
Black Hawked Gown
The Cotton Club
Night of the Leotard What is a clothing inspector? Does anybody really know? Seems that everybody just finds stickers and tags in clothing that say things like "Inspected by Number 26."
Briefs Encounter
633 Sequin
Reach for the Fly
From Russia With Glove
Spats & Clogs
A Nightie to Remember
Rosemary's BabygroTM
Dirty Nappy
Catsuit Ballou
Once Upon A Time In The Vest
The Man In The White Suit oblig.
The Wrong Trousers also oblig.
Scarf Face
The Invisible Mend
Mary Popsocks
Rosemary's Babydoll
Shawl the President's Men
Putting on the Mitts
Yankee Doodle Panty
Saree, Wrong Number
Sarong Side of Town
Spongebob Square Pants
Bring Me the Hem of Alfredo Garcia!
The Horrors of Burka and Hare
Duck Suit
The Robe
Goodbye Linen!
An Inseam Enemy
Re-Pleat Performance
The Taking of Peplum 1 2 3
The Loincloth in Winter
The Frill of It All
[irach] "Peplum" - *applause*
Slipless in Seattle
Robe Roy
Sock Around the Clock
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Kaftan America: The First Avenger
When the Wind Blouse
Skivvy the Bush Kangaroo
Warm Iron, Man
Socky IV
The Socks and the Hound
Thong of the South
Cool Handkerchief Luke
Falsie Witness
Far From the Padding Crowd
The Lining
Stay Dungaree
Our Man Lint
Crocodile Dungaree
The Cruel Seam
Bring Me The Thread of Alfredo Garcia
The Tacking of Pelham 123
Get Garter
How The Vest Was Won
All Quiet on the Vest 'n' Y-Fronts
Scarf Face
Tweed Home Alabama
The Secret Tartan
Tango and Cashmere
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks
I'm All Right Jacket
Our Man In Bandanna
I Was Monty's Doublet
Look Back In Angora
Village Of The Darned
Herbie Goes Bandannas
A Hard Day's Nighty
The Curse of the Fly oblig
The Blue Macs
Stocking and I
Prudence and the Pile
Where Eagles Darn
Wonderwool
There's A Girl In My Suit
Dances With Wools
Satin Lovers
The Twill Of It All
Uncommon Velour
The Crepes oof Wrath
Robin Snood
Gun Smock
Gown Fight at the OK Corral
Guess Who's Talking Tutu
Gowns of Navarone
Top Gown
Gown With the Wind

The Used Car Salesman's Film Club

Das Boot
Paint Your Wagon
Monte Carlo or Rust
Bring Me The Head Gasket Of Alfredo Garcia
The Magnificent Austin Seven
The Silencer Of The Lambs
Rear Window oblig.
The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Ford Galaxy
Forest Sump
Hyundai Another Day
Austin Metro, International Car of Mystery
Alfa Romeo And Juliet
The Cruel Seat
Air Con
Car Wars: A Hope with One Previous, Careful Lady Owner
Car Wars: The Empire Strikes Hatchback
Car Wars: Saturn of the Jedi
The Passion of the Chrysler
Driven By Miss Daisy
Radiator
Starsky and Clutch
Point Brake
Chitty-Chitty Banger
The Yellow Rolls Royce oblig.
Carry On VW Camper
The Prius Of Miss Jean Brodie
Carry On Cleo oblig.
Jason and the Juggernauts
A Van For All Seasons
A Fish Called Honda
Robin Reliant - Prince Of Thieves
Where Anglias Fear To Tread
St. Elmo's Firebird
Nova Say Nova Again
The Treasure of the Sierra 2.0GLS
A Passat To India
Car Wars: Return of the Jetta
Fiat With a Hot Tin Roof
Never On A Hyundai
Beetle Juice
Bronco Billy
Finding Limo
Camaro Never Dies
Jeepless in Seattle
Truck to the Future
Carmageddon
Hondaworld
The Audi Couple
Dodge City
The Red LeBaron
Empire of the Datsun
The da Vinci Skoda
20,000 Leagues on the Clock
The Little Chop-Shop of Horrors
Some Like It MOT
Jeepless in Seattle
My Blue Lemon
Silverado
The Trouble with Ferrari
Hummer Of '42
The Land Rover That Time Forgot
One Million CC
The Longest Daewoo
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Seat
Paint Your VolksWagen
Lorry Of Arabia
The Blue Macks
Singer In The Rain
Car From The Madding Crowd
I'm All Right Bottle Jack
Citroen Kane
Captain Mitsubishi's Mandolin
The Prisoner Of Honda
South Pajero
The Gear Hunter
The Creature From The Black Lagonda
Toyota Story
A Bug's Life
Dashboard of the Rings
Miata Me in St. Louis
Mazda-Gas-Car
A 'Rover Runs Through It
Jurassic Car Park
Carlton-Browne of the FSO
Paint Your Kublewagen
Trabantz
2001: A Honda Odyssey
The Great Ford Escape
Coupe Dreams
Sedan In Real Life
Sedan Of A Thousand Days
Sedan For All Seasons
A Van For All Seasons
Vauxhall Viva Las Vegas
The Picture of DeLorean Gray
Hybrid On The River Kwai
Sentra Stage
Mad Maxima Beyond Thunderbird
Crash Of The Titans
The Blue Maxi
2001 - An Espace Odyssey
Broken Camaro
Austin Se7en
Chrysler Beloved Country
Spyder-Man
Jean de Corvette
Happy Fiat
The Silencers of the Lamborghinis
The Third Van
The Man with the Golden Mitsubishi Shogun
The Sunroof Also Rises
Bring Me The Head Of Allegro Garcia
Maestro and Commander
Little Saab of Horrors
Model T Behavior
Hocus Ford Focus
Datsun Cogs
The Horseless Whisperer
Honda Waterfront
On Holden Pond
A Streetka Named Desire
The Daewoo the Jackal
Taurus Bulba
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Escort
Seven Test Rides for Seven Brothers
The Seven Suzuki Samurai
The Great Ford Escape
Lord of the Sebrings
[Softers] Is that to go with James Clavell's Mitsubishi Shogun?
Carry On Clio
Caddie Lack
Jurassic Car Park
Charlie's Anglias


MOVIES FOR RESTURANT, CAFE AND PIZZERIA STAFF

Guess Who's Coming to Diner
Grease
Grate Expectations
Diner (oblig.)
Mystic Pizza (oblig.)
The X-Menu
Those Magnigficent Men and their Frying Machines
Romancing the Stone-baked
A Man For All Seasoning
Frite Willy
Mad Macs
Goodbye, Miss the Chips
Good Veal Hunting
A Wok To Remember
Silence Of The Lamb Chops
Carry On Kebaberie
The Dessert Fox
Kitchen Run
Tandoori Is The Night
Three Dace of the Condor
The Invention of Frying
The French Confection
Bring Me the Breadsticks of Alfredo Garcia
Any Which Way But Mousse
2001 - A Spice Odyssey
A Simple Flan
Lettuce Dance
King Solomon's Wines
The Pork Shank Redemption
Tip Gun
Jacob's Platter
In the Bill of the Night
Like Waiter for Chocolate
A View To a Grill
To Grill a Cooking Bird
The Fry Cook Next Door
20,000 Leeks Under The Sea
A Mushroom With A View
Soup Dreams
Mash of the Titans
Chitty Chitty Banger Banger
Mary Popcorns
Saturday Night And Sundae Morning
Adam's Ribs
Lord of the Meringues
Herbie Peels Bananas
Some Like Eats Hot
The Frying Game
Goodbye Mr Chips
Starter Trek
Entrée: The Dragon
Ramequin
The Deviled Eggs and Mrs. Jones
Wok Around the Clock
100 Trifles
The All-Day Breakfast Club
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
The Chicken a la King and I
The Good, the Bad, and the Unfit For Human Consumption
The Cover Charge of the Light Brigade
I Was Monty's Double Boiler
Some Like It Saute
Braise the Red Lamb Tongue
Manon of the Spring Roll
Breads
There's Something About Bain Marie
A Man for All Seasonings
Michelin Star Wars
The Cruet Sea
Who ordered rabbit, Roger?
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Shishkebab
In Bed With My Doner
My Big Mac Greek Wedding
Barbie-rella (starring Jane Fondue)
It's a Wonderful Loaf
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
The House That Dripped Blood Pudding
Braising Arizona
Cheeses Of Nazareth
The Quails of August
Peggy's Suet Got Curried
I Spit on Your Gravelax
I Spit-Roast on Your Grave
Iron-Naan
Jus, William?
Murders in the Roux Morgue
The Currant of Monte Cristo
Shepherds Pies Like Us
Captain Corelli's Madeline
3 Bacon, 2 Egg, 2 Sos, Mushrm, Beans, Chips and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle-stop Café
[Now that's what I call breakfast.]
[Software] Or Captain Corelli's Mandoline (almost oblig.)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Mutton
Paté Hearst
Jamie Oliver!
Ronay, Lola, Ronay
(following on from nfras' earlier entries) I Spit On Your Gravy
Drinking Straw Dogs
The Inedibles
The Lady Garnishes
Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
Soylent Greens
Se7en, Thirt13n, F4rty-6ix, Fi5ty-Thr3e, and Fried Rice for Four
Twelve Monkey Brains
Stir Fry Crazy
The Right Stuffing
The French Bean Connection
Braisedheart
The Aga and I
Waitressing For Godot
To Sirloin, With Love
Escape to Vichysoisse
Meat Me In St. Louis
The Great Escalope
Bring Me The Head Waiter, Alfredo Garcia
The Passion of the Rice
Peggy's Sous Chef Got Married
The Loin in Winter
Educating Raita
What About Kebob?
Naan But the Brave
The Flim-Flan Man
Hoop Creams

Movies for People with Infectious Diseases

Snotley Green
The World Is Not a Cough
Fried Green Buboes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Herpes: The Love Bug Rather proud of that one :-)
Bring Me The Head Lice of Alfredo Garcia
Lord of the Ringworm
Reach For The Stye
Jason and the Golden Staph
Gastro-boy
Sunset Strep
Chicken Pox Run
White Men Can't Mump
Runs, Lola, Runs
The Spy Who Came Down With The Cholera
Burn After Using
There"s Something About Typhoid Mary
La Vida es Rubella
STD Willy
Miami Lice
The Desert Pox
Plague Misty For Me
Typhoid Mary Poppins
Germs of Endearment
The King and Stye
The Phlegm and the Arrow
TB Movie
Tango and Rash
Saturday Night Fever
A Shingle Man
Babesiosis in Toyland
Anthrax of Green Gables
Pollyanthrax
Forrest Mumps
The Croup
Iron Lung Man
Flulander
The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank Coat!
Men In Gitis
Urban Cowpox
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Syph
Pus in Boots
Soylent Gangrene
Yaws
HPV's Big Adventure
The Runs of Navarone
Quaran-Teen Wolf
SARS Attacks
Doctor Whooping Cough
Gonorrhea With The Wind
Chlamydia Diary
Abcess of Malice
Travels with My Antibiotic
The Spirochaete who Loved Me
Where Measles Dare
La Vita è Rubella
Goodbye, MMR Chips
The Rash On The Christ
Vomit To Eternity sorrysorrysorry
The Man From CarbU.N.C.L.E.
Stand By Measles
Chickenpox Run
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
The Gangrene's All Here
A Pimple Plan
Message in a Boutilism
Thrush Hour
Hannah and her Cycstitis
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Herpes
Run, Ebola, Run
Wen The Day Well?
VD For Vendetta
VD People
The Blood Test of Flu Man Aaaaaa-Choo
The Cannonball Runs
Cool Hand Fluke
The Taenia Commandments
Cinema Parasito
The Infectables
Sex and the Shingle Girl
Conjunctival Warfare
Pink Eye (James Bond)
Veni, V.D. Vici
Infector Gadget
The Shaw Chancre Redemption
MRSA Brown
The Color Purpura
The Septic
R*A*S*H
Robin Hood: Meningitis
Mississippi Burning Sensation
Christmas with the Cramps
Star Trek III: The Squirts for Spock
Fried Green Apple Splatters at the Whistlestop Cafe
Eczemen
Captains Contagious
Ebola for Columbine
The Spy Who Came in With a Cold
The Men Who Stare at Gout
The Sorcerer's Appendix

Movies for Kindergarten Teachers

Finger Paint Your Wagon
Crayons and Punishment
Play School of Rock
Dog Day Afternoon Nap
Neverending Storytime
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
The Good, The Bad, and The Horrid
Bring Me The Headlice of Alfredo Garcia
Carry On Lego
Milk (Obviously pre-Thatcher...)
Children of A Lesser Bod
I'm Gonna Git You Thumb Sucka
The Crying Game
Any Which Way But Mother Goose
Wallace & Vomit on The Wrong Trousers
The Cruel ABC
Driving Miss Muffett
Thelma and Louise, Stop that at once!
Four Weeings and a Tantrum
The Madness of King George - don't do that...
The Sandbox of Iwo Jima
The Sandpit and the Pendulum
All About My Mummy
Lord of the Ring Around the Rosies
Scream
A Nits Tale
Rat-a-Tattle
Shop of Little Horrors
Oh! What a Lovely Waaah
Up in the Hair
To state the obvious...(truly sorry about this)
Kindergarten Cop (and subsequent sequels)
The Seventh Wail
Icky Cristina Barfs-Alone-A
MOVIES FOR GEOLOGISTS AND ROCKHOUNDS
Rock Around the Clock
The Sod in the Stone
True Grit
Rocky oblig
The Seventh Zeolite
Yours, Mine and Ores
The Best Little Orehouse in Texas
Iron Pyrites of the Caribbean
Bauxite Helena
Somewhat unimaginatively Dune
Romancing the Stone
From the soundtrack - Limestone Cowboy
Metamorphic Power Rangers
Sendimentary Journey
Heaven's Agate
Singing in the Moraine
Butte and the Beast
Pangaea's Labyrinth
Gondwana with the Wind
Opal Joey
Gneiss Station Zebra
Beyond the Shale
Every Which Way But Loess
Syncline City
Lava Story
The Fissure King
Like Water for Chalk-late
Hawk the Slater
The Thin Red Fault Line
Of Pumice and Men
Lode of the Rings
Joe Versus the Volcano
Lindler's Schist
The Igneous File
Weathering Heights
Vein Man
For a Fistful of Dolomite
Fanny and Alexandrite
Bowling for Columbite
Shale a Crooked Ship
Stalagtite 17
Valley of the Dolomite
Trona
Granite of the Apes
The Wizard of Osumilite
Azurite It
A Midsummer Sagenite's Dream
The Wolfram
Throw Marmatite From the Train
The Passion of the Christophite
A Christmas Carrolite
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxite
The Invention of Lyingite
Bluejohn Velvet
Sl8 Mile
Granite Hotel
Catseye on A Hot Tin Roof
Boxing Galena
Jade in America
Charlie and the Chalk Factory
School of Rock Oblig.
Pyrites of the Caribbean
Our Man's Flint
Saturday Nitre Fever
In the Peat of the Night
Geodes and Monsters
Curious Gorge
How Green Was My Malachite
Bring Me the Headwall of Alfredo Garcia
The Shales of August
He-matite, Master of the Universe
Gorillas in the Schist
MoraineMan
The 1185 Dalmatian Islands
Karst Away
Sense and Sedimentary
Bitumen in Black
Things are Tuff All Over
MOVIES FOR ORNITHOLOGISTS
The Birds (oblig.)
Twin Beaks
Who's that Gull?
One Or Two Things That I Know About Herons
Duck Soup (oblig)
Bring me the bufflehead of Alfredo Garcia
Four Lapwings and a Fulmar
The Seven Year Twitch
Loonstruck
The Sandpipers of Iwo Jima
The Killdeer of Sister George
Romancing the Turnstone
There's Something about Canary
Shrike
Dirty Harrier
James Bond - Goldfinch
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Parrot 1
Inglorious Bustards
The Gizzard of Oz
Barbet's Feast
Up (oblig.)
I'll Fly Away (oblig.)
The Day of the Grackle
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest (also oblig.)
Dove Story
The Plover
Once Bittern
Cock, Flock and Four Sanderling Barrels
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Tern
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seagulls
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Albatross
Harry Potter and the Godwit of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Hawk-Brood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows
Bye Bye Birdie (oblig.)
Personal Nest
Good Will Bunting
Wren, Lola, Wren
I'm Gonna Git You Sapsucker
Feather of the Bride
Fowl Play
From Russia with Dove
Dr. GuaNo
Loonraker
Goldeneye
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Monte Carlo or Bustard
There's A Gull In My Soup
Wrong Tern
Nest Side Story
Layer Crake
Broken Sparrow
Eagle-ly Blonde
The African Preen
Das Coot
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Rock Around the Cock
Every Which Way But Goose
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