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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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House of Waxwings
Shrike Force
Weaver Las Vegas
Horatio Hornbiller
Cranespotting

Movies for Clothing Inspectors

Cloth Sides of the Law
pAntz. [KS] wtf is a clothing inspector?
Full Metal Jacket (oblig.) [ISP] "'ello, luv. Mind if I take these down and use them in evidence?"
The Unbearable Tightness of Lycra™
The Thong
Anorak to the Future
Galaxy Vest
The Men who Stare at Coats
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Personal Vest
Travels with My Pant
A Bra is Born
Any Which Way but Loose
Tog Day Afternoon
Raging Wool
Three Men In A Coat
The Unbearable Tights of Being
Shirty Dancing
Das Boot (oblig.)
The Pelican Briefs
Close Encounters of the Shirt Kind
Wrinkle All The Way
Petticoat Pirates oblig.
Monty Python and the Bargain Rail
Bra Wars
Frock, Stock and Barrel
Three Wedding Dresses and a Funeral
A Day at the Braces
Get Cartier
Sliding Diors
The Desert Socks
The Britches of Eastwick
The Britches of Madison County
Seven Bras for Seven Brothers
Kilt Bill
The Knicker of Bray
Plus Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Lace
Those Magnificent Men on Their Sewing Machines
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
Licence to Kilt
Hook
Rag Traders of the Lost Ark
Robin Hoodie: Prince of Thieves
Sigourney Weaver in A-line
Strapless in Seattle
Rayon Man
Death on the Nylon
Pattern
Black Hawked Gown
The Cotton Club
Night of the Leotard What is a clothing inspector? Does anybody really know? Seems that everybody just finds stickers and tags in clothing that say things like "Inspected by Number 26."
Briefs Encounter
633 Sequin
Reach for the Fly
From Russia With Glove
Spats & Clogs
A Nightie to Remember
Rosemary's BabygroTM
Dirty Nappy
Catsuit Ballou
Once Upon A Time In The Vest
The Man In The White Suit oblig.
The Wrong Trousers also oblig.
Scarf Face
The Invisible Mend
Mary Popsocks
Rosemary's Babydoll
Shawl the President's Men
Putting on the Mitts
Yankee Doodle Panty
Saree, Wrong Number
Sarong Side of Town
Spongebob Square Pants
Bring Me the Hem of Alfredo Garcia!
The Horrors of Burka and Hare
Duck Suit
The Robe
Goodbye Linen!
An Inseam Enemy
Re-Pleat Performance
The Taking of Peplum 1 2 3
The Loincloth in Winter
The Frill of It All
[irach] "Peplum" - *applause*
Slipless in Seattle
Robe Roy
Sock Around the Clock
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Kaftan America: The First Avenger
When the Wind Blouse
Skivvy the Bush Kangaroo
Warm Iron, Man
Socky IV
The Socks and the Hound
Thong of the South
Cool Handkerchief Luke
Falsie Witness
Far From the Padding Crowd
The Lining
Stay Dungaree
Our Man Lint
Crocodile Dungaree
The Cruel Seam
Bring Me The Thread of Alfredo Garcia
The Tacking of Pelham 123
Get Garter
How The Vest Was Won
All Quiet on the Vest 'n' Y-Fronts
Scarf Face
Tweed Home Alabama
The Secret Tartan
Tango and Cashmere
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks
I'm All Right Jacket
Our Man In Bandanna
I Was Monty's Doublet
Look Back In Angora
Village Of The Darned
Herbie Goes Bandannas
A Hard Day's Nighty
The Curse of the Fly oblig
The Blue Macs
Stocking and I
Prudence and the Pile
Where Eagles Darn
Wonderwool
There's A Girl In My Suit
Dances With Wools
Satin Lovers
The Twill Of It All
Uncommon Velour
The Crepes oof Wrath
Robin Snood
Gun Smock
Gown Fight at the OK Corral
Guess Who's Talking Tutu
Gowns of Navarone
Top Gown
Gown With the Wind

The Used Car Salesman's Film Club

Das Boot
Paint Your Wagon
Monte Carlo or Rust
Bring Me The Head Gasket Of Alfredo Garcia
The Magnificent Austin Seven
The Silencer Of The Lambs
Rear Window oblig.
The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Ford Galaxy
Forest Sump
Hyundai Another Day
Austin Metro, International Car of Mystery
Alfa Romeo And Juliet
The Cruel Seat
Air Con
Car Wars: A Hope with One Previous, Careful Lady Owner
Car Wars: The Empire Strikes Hatchback
Car Wars: Saturn of the Jedi
The Passion of the Chrysler
Driven By Miss Daisy
Radiator
Starsky and Clutch
Point Brake
Chitty-Chitty Banger
The Yellow Rolls Royce oblig.
Carry On VW Camper
The Prius Of Miss Jean Brodie
Carry On Cleo oblig.
Jason and the Juggernauts
A Van For All Seasons
A Fish Called Honda
Robin Reliant - Prince Of Thieves
Where Anglias Fear To Tread
St. Elmo's Firebird
Nova Say Nova Again
The Treasure of the Sierra 2.0GLS
A Passat To India
Car Wars: Return of the Jetta
Fiat With a Hot Tin Roof
Never On A Hyundai
Beetle Juice
Bronco Billy
Finding Limo
Camaro Never Dies
Jeepless in Seattle
Truck to the Future
Carmageddon
Hondaworld
The Audi Couple
Dodge City
The Red LeBaron
Empire of the Datsun
The da Vinci Skoda
20,000 Leagues on the Clock
The Little Chop-Shop of Horrors
Some Like It MOT
Jeepless in Seattle
My Blue Lemon
Silverado
The Trouble with Ferrari
Hummer Of '42
The Land Rover That Time Forgot
One Million CC
The Longest Daewoo
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Seat
Paint Your VolksWagen
Lorry Of Arabia
The Blue Macks
Singer In The Rain
Car From The Madding Crowd
I'm All Right Bottle Jack
Citroen Kane
Captain Mitsubishi's Mandolin
The Prisoner Of Honda
South Pajero
The Gear Hunter
The Creature From The Black Lagonda
Toyota Story
A Bug's Life
Dashboard of the Rings
Miata Me in St. Louis
Mazda-Gas-Car
A 'Rover Runs Through It
Jurassic Car Park
Carlton-Browne of the FSO
Paint Your Kublewagen
Trabantz
2001: A Honda Odyssey
The Great Ford Escape
Coupe Dreams
Sedan In Real Life
Sedan Of A Thousand Days
Sedan For All Seasons
A Van For All Seasons
Vauxhall Viva Las Vegas
The Picture of DeLorean Gray
Hybrid On The River Kwai
Sentra Stage
Mad Maxima Beyond Thunderbird
Crash Of The Titans
The Blue Maxi
2001 - An Espace Odyssey
Broken Camaro
Austin Se7en
Chrysler Beloved Country
Spyder-Man
Jean de Corvette
Happy Fiat
The Silencers of the Lamborghinis
The Third Van
The Man with the Golden Mitsubishi Shogun
The Sunroof Also Rises
Bring Me The Head Of Allegro Garcia
Maestro and Commander
Little Saab of Horrors
Model T Behavior
Hocus Ford Focus
Datsun Cogs
The Horseless Whisperer
Honda Waterfront
On Holden Pond
A Streetka Named Desire
The Daewoo the Jackal
Taurus Bulba
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Escort
Seven Test Rides for Seven Brothers
The Seven Suzuki Samurai
The Great Ford Escape
Lord of the Sebrings
[Softers] Is that to go with James Clavell's Mitsubishi Shogun?
Carry On Clio
Caddie Lack
Jurassic Car Park
Charlie's Anglias


MOVIES FOR RESTURANT, CAFE AND PIZZERIA STAFF

Guess Who's Coming to Diner
Grease
Grate Expectations
Diner (oblig.)
Mystic Pizza (oblig.)
The X-Menu
Those Magnigficent Men and their Frying Machines
Romancing the Stone-baked
A Man For All Seasoning
Frite Willy
Mad Macs
Goodbye, Miss the Chips
Good Veal Hunting
A Wok To Remember
Silence Of The Lamb Chops
Carry On Kebaberie
The Dessert Fox
Kitchen Run
Tandoori Is The Night
Three Dace of the Condor
The Invention of Frying
The French Confection
Bring Me the Breadsticks of Alfredo Garcia
Any Which Way But Mousse
2001 - A Spice Odyssey
A Simple Flan
Lettuce Dance
King Solomon's Wines
The Pork Shank Redemption
Tip Gun
Jacob's Platter
In the Bill of the Night
Like Waiter for Chocolate
A View To a Grill
To Grill a Cooking Bird
The Fry Cook Next Door
20,000 Leeks Under The Sea
A Mushroom With A View
Soup Dreams
Mash of the Titans
Chitty Chitty Banger Banger
Mary Popcorns
Saturday Night And Sundae Morning
Adam's Ribs
Lord of the Meringues
Herbie Peels Bananas
Some Like Eats Hot
The Frying Game
Goodbye Mr Chips
Starter Trek
Entrée: The Dragon
Ramequin
The Deviled Eggs and Mrs. Jones
Wok Around the Clock
100 Trifles
The All-Day Breakfast Club
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
The Chicken a la King and I
The Good, the Bad, and the Unfit For Human Consumption
The Cover Charge of the Light Brigade
I Was Monty's Double Boiler
Some Like It Saute
Braise the Red Lamb Tongue
Manon of the Spring Roll
Breads
There's Something About Bain Marie
A Man for All Seasonings
Michelin Star Wars
The Cruet Sea
Who ordered rabbit, Roger?
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Shishkebab
In Bed With My Doner
My Big Mac Greek Wedding
Barbie-rella (starring Jane Fondue)
It's a Wonderful Loaf
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
The House That Dripped Blood Pudding
Braising Arizona
Cheeses Of Nazareth
The Quails of August
Peggy's Suet Got Curried
I Spit on Your Gravelax
I Spit-Roast on Your Grave
Iron-Naan
Jus, William?
Murders in the Roux Morgue
The Currant of Monte Cristo
Shepherds Pies Like Us
Captain Corelli's Madeline
3 Bacon, 2 Egg, 2 Sos, Mushrm, Beans, Chips and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle-stop Café
[Now that's what I call breakfast.]
[Software] Or Captain Corelli's Mandoline (almost oblig.)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Mutton
Paté Hearst
Jamie Oliver!
Ronay, Lola, Ronay
(following on from nfras' earlier entries) I Spit On Your Gravy
Drinking Straw Dogs
The Inedibles
The Lady Garnishes
Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
Soylent Greens
Se7en, Thirt13n, F4rty-6ix, Fi5ty-Thr3e, and Fried Rice for Four
Twelve Monkey Brains
Stir Fry Crazy
The Right Stuffing
The French Bean Connection
Braisedheart
The Aga and I
Waitressing For Godot
To Sirloin, With Love
Escape to Vichysoisse
Meat Me In St. Louis
The Great Escalope
Bring Me The Head Waiter, Alfredo Garcia
The Passion of the Rice
Peggy's Sous Chef Got Married
The Loin in Winter
Educating Raita
What About Kebob?
Naan But the Brave
The Flim-Flan Man
Hoop Creams

Movies for People with Infectious Diseases

Snotley Green
The World Is Not a Cough
Fried Green Buboes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Herpes: The Love Bug Rather proud of that one :-)
Bring Me The Head Lice of Alfredo Garcia
Lord of the Ringworm
Reach For The Stye
Jason and the Golden Staph
Gastro-boy
Sunset Strep
Chicken Pox Run
White Men Can't Mump
Runs, Lola, Runs
The Spy Who Came Down With The Cholera
Burn After Using
There"s Something About Typhoid Mary
La Vida es Rubella
STD Willy
Miami Lice
The Desert Pox
Plague Misty For Me
Typhoid Mary Poppins
Germs of Endearment
The King and Stye
The Phlegm and the Arrow
TB Movie
Tango and Rash
Saturday Night Fever
A Shingle Man
Babesiosis in Toyland
Anthrax of Green Gables
Pollyanthrax
Forrest Mumps
The Croup
Iron Lung Man
Flulander
The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank Coat!
Men In Gitis
Urban Cowpox
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Syph
Pus in Boots
Soylent Gangrene
Yaws
HPV's Big Adventure
The Runs of Navarone
Quaran-Teen Wolf
SARS Attacks
Doctor Whooping Cough
Gonorrhea With The Wind
Chlamydia Diary
Abcess of Malice
Travels with My Antibiotic
The Spirochaete who Loved Me
Where Measles Dare
La Vita è Rubella
Goodbye, MMR Chips
The Rash On The Christ
Vomit To Eternity sorrysorrysorry
The Man From CarbU.N.C.L.E.
Stand By Measles
Chickenpox Run
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
The Gangrene's All Here
A Pimple Plan
Message in a Boutilism
Thrush Hour
Hannah and her Cycstitis
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Herpes
Run, Ebola, Run
Wen The Day Well?
VD For Vendetta
VD People
The Blood Test of Flu Man Aaaaaa-Choo
The Cannonball Runs
Cool Hand Fluke
The Taenia Commandments
Cinema Parasito
The Infectables
Sex and the Shingle Girl
Conjunctival Warfare
Pink Eye (James Bond)
Veni, V.D. Vici
Infector Gadget
The Shaw Chancre Redemption
MRSA Brown
The Color Purpura
The Septic
R*A*S*H
Robin Hood: Meningitis
Mississippi Burning Sensation
Christmas with the Cramps
Star Trek III: The Squirts for Spock
Fried Green Apple Splatters at the Whistlestop Cafe
Eczemen
Captains Contagious
Ebola for Columbine
The Spy Who Came in With a Cold
The Men Who Stare at Gout
The Sorcerer's Appendix

Movies for Kindergarten Teachers

Finger Paint Your Wagon
Crayons and Punishment
Play School of Rock
Dog Day Afternoon Nap
Neverending Storytime
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
The Good, The Bad, and The Horrid
Bring Me The Headlice of Alfredo Garcia
Carry On Lego
Milk (Obviously pre-Thatcher...)
Children of A Lesser Bod
I'm Gonna Git You Thumb Sucka
The Crying Game
Any Which Way But Mother Goose
Wallace & Vomit on The Wrong Trousers
The Cruel ABC
Driving Miss Muffett
Thelma and Louise, Stop that at once!
Four Weeings and a Tantrum
The Madness of King George - don't do that...
The Sandbox of Iwo Jima
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