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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Phil-adlephia
The Blob
Watt D. Furquinelle's Up, Doc?
The Cabinet of Dr Qu+Xum
I knew some of these looked familiar. It wasn't even that long ago...
Objective, Norma!
Stop, or Yer Mom Will Shoot
Looking for Mister Boolbar
Wallace and Gramit in A Grand Dunx Out
Rita, Sue and Bob The Dog, Too
The Name Of The Rosie
Paul Way Out West
The Wind That Shakes The Boolbarley
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Boolbar "Boolbar" cascade declared
The Golden Boolbar
Strictly Boolbarroom
Boolbarella
Raising Boolbarizona "Boolbar" cascade declared closed
Nfraseratu
[CdM] A year is a long time in Film Club.
The Red Darren
Korky Park
Play Chasty for Me
The Man Who Would Be Kim
[Kim] Or even Chalky Park!
Meet me in Blamelewis
Who Framed Roger Rab?
Three Kims
The Bells of St Dogmael?
irach for the Sky
Phil Metal Jacket
He's Juxtapose Not Into You
Chalky President's Men
TUA Mockingbird
Harry Porter! and the Crescent of Secrets
The Raak of Kahn
Time for another?
How about MOVIES FOR RUSSOPHILES AND THOSE BEHIND THE ERSTWHILE IRON CURTAIN?
Mad Marx
Gorby Goes Bananas
Tsar Trek
Putin on the Ritz
Stalin Trek
Arkangel & Demons
Coal Miner's Dacha
Uncle's Tomsk Cabin
That Touch of Minsk
Kremlins
The Killing of John Lenin
Roman Holiday
The Trotsky and the Nottie
Stay Hungary
Blank Czech
Lawrence of U.S.S.R.abia
Tolstoy Story
Educating Nikita
Ivan, Robot
Red Sonja
Kramer vs. Kremlin
The People's Agricultural Collective #5 Of The Damned
Comrade, Where's My Car?
The Devil Wears Pravda
Commune-struck
Gdansk for the Memory
Tsar Wars Episode V - The Empier Strikes Back
Comrade Kane
Singin' in Ukraine
A Tsar is Born
Carry On Up The Volga
Moscow on the Moscow
The Petrograduate
There's Something About the Gulag
Vlad Santa
Gorky's
The Vladimeerkats
Berlin WALL·E
Kiev Largo
Raising Alexander
Ekranoplan 9 From Outer Space
Brezhniev Encounter
Uzhgorod Warrior
Ludmilla Mockingbird
The Glasnost Menagerie
The 39 Steppes
For a Few Roubles More
From Here to Arkhangelsk
Cossacks and the City
The Wizard of Broz
Heebie KGBs
The Good, The Bad, and the Grozny
[Sofware re: 39 Steppes] Applause
Ural Good Man, Charlie Brown
Woodvostok
Blue Krushchev
T-34, Where Are You?
The NKVD Always Knocks Twice
The Pogrom
The (Communist) Party
MIG
Gulag 17
Vladivostok and Two Smoking Barrels
The Leningraduate
Salem's Aeroflot
Neva Say Neva Again
Bolsheveiks of Fury
The Great Spassky
Yentlsin
Shall We Gdansk? Sounds like something Popeye would say to Olive Oyl
Yeltsin Kong Insert other well known Russians ending in -in here
Boris and Kyril and Lev and Alyssia
Pavlov Actually
The Rocky Horowitz Picture Show
Hairy Pyotr and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan
Love Me or Mendeleev Me
Children of a Lesser Voshkod
Monty Python: The Life of Lenin
Katya on a Hot Tin Roof
Trotsky and Hutch
The Moskvitches of Eastwick
Jacob's Lada
Big Trabant in Little China
Peter the Great Escape
Kevin & Perry Stro Ika - it's Russian for "Go Large". Honest.
Time for another, I think. How about

Cheesemakers Film Club?

I'll kick off with:

Brighton Roquefort

Born Brie
Edam Yankees
Jacob's Cheddar
Monterrey Jack Frost
The Swiss of the Spider Woman
Gouda Will Hunting
For Whom The Babybel Tolls
Educationg Feta
Revenge of the Curds
I'm All Right, Monterey Jack
I Was Monty's Double Gloucester
The Edambusters
Or even HerBrie Goes To Monte ReyJack
The Camembert Run
The Seven Gruyere Itch
Philadelphia
The Boursin Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum
The Rarebit Proof Fence A bit forced, but...
The Legend of the Provolone Ranger
Pasteurs of the Universe
Fromage Here to Eternity
The Hunt for Red Leicester
The Big Cheesy
Bring Me the Chedder of Alfredo Garcia (oblig.)
Limburger Hill
Romano Holiday
Mozzarella (starring Jane Fondue)
The Guns of Marscapone
Bridget Jones' Dairylea
East of Edam
The Gouda, The Bad and The Ugly
The Day The Earth Stood Stilton
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lymeswold
Once Upon A Time In Mexicana
The Cottage (oblig.)
Mahon de Soures
Padano Hot Tin Roof
The Glass Fromagerie
The Kraft
The Primula Of Miss Jean Brodie
Whey Out West
88 Rennets
Key Yarg-o
The Manchego Who Would Be King
Bavarian Smoked Movie
The Curious Queso of Benjamin Button
Return Of The Cheddai
Cheeses Of Nazareth
Grater Expectations
Banon of the Spring
The Man in the Iron Marscapone
Gran Pecorino
Añejo of a Thousand Days
Gloucester in Translation
The Longest Jarlsberg
A Beautiful Rind
Shropshire Blue Velvet
Carlito's Whey
Wallace and Gromit: Curds of the Were-Rabbit Cheese, Gromit!
Blue Velveeta
Cinema Para Queso
The Bridges of Madison's Five Counties
The Texas Cheeseslicer Massacre
Any Which Whey But Loose
Mahon of La Mancha
The Men Who Stare At Goats' Cheese
Bridget Jones's Dairylee
Field of Creams
Milk
The Havarti (with Feta Cellars)
Little Gouda
[SM] Bzzzzt!
Brie Movie
Where Eagles Dairy
Anything starring the Truckle Brothers...
The Guns of Provolone
Peter Paneer
Halloumi Bell Tolls
Ice Age Derby
The Stinking Bishop's Wife
Lappi Feat
The Bells of St Paulin
Cheesy Rider
Carry On Up The Käse
Once a Pont-L'Évêque in the West
Pelican Brie
Brie Encounter
The Bridge on the River Kwaito
From Rushan with Love
A Fist Full of Durrus
Airag-time
Run, LowLow, Run
[UK] Never heard of it - is it any good? More to the point - is it CHEESE or is it I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Cheese?
[IS,P] No idea on the quality - it's some new-fangled low-fat cheese being advertised endlessly on TV at the moment. The advert features a mouse trying to reach a slice of cheese on toast in the middle of a room full of mousetraps. As far as its authenticity, it's probably still closer to the real thing than stuff like Cheesestrings or Dairylea Dunkers!
Sex and the Cathedral City
Tropical fruit *always*goes bad said Petula
Buying the Laughing Cow
The Kraft
To Tillamook-ing Bird
Mascarpone Time In America With music by Ennio Provolone.
Wow, a whole weekend with no posts - time for a change?
All The President's Emmental [IS,P] Oh, go on, then! :-)
The Court Ilchester
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
Goudafellas
A Beautiful Rind
How about a new one?

Cyclist's Film Club

G.I. Chain
Star Trek: The Search for Spoke
Tyre In The Sky
Point Brake. And anything by the Merckx Brothers.
Blazing Saddles (sic)
Chain Reaction
Putting on the Cleats
Full Pedal Jacket
The Perfect Sturmey-Archer
The Gear Hunter
Hub
True Grip
The Presta
Forrest's Pump
Ocean's Twelve-Speed
The Ballad of Brake-Cable Hogue
King of the Sprocket Men
The Diary of Anne's Crank
He Wore a Yellow Jersey
Bring Me The Head of Lance Armstrong
Throw Momma From The Chain
Custer's Last Bikestand
Wheel People
One Flew Over The Handlebars
The Cable Guide
Napoleon Dynamo
The Peloton Brief
Lance With Me
Looking For Mr Crossbar [Sierra Mike] lol
Terminal Velocipede
Driving Miss Daisy, Daisy
The Lovely Boneshaker
National Velocipede
Spand-X-Men
And the sequel, True Lycra.
Raleigh 'Round the Flag, Boys!
Magma: The Earth's Moulten Core
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down On A Mountain Bike
BMX-Men
Innertube
The Tandem of the Opera
High Plains Grifter, and anything with Dennis Chopper.
Some Bike it Hot
Wheezy Rider
Saturday Night Tyre-Lever
Clutch of the Titans
Reality Bikes
Purple Chain
Sustransformers
The Cruel Seat
Fork et Paris

First Aiders' Film Club
Plaster and Commander
In Like Splint
Who's Band-aid on Virginia Woolf?
In Bruise
The Sling and I
Night Sprain
Cuts
Jesus Christ's Super Scar
Spring Break
Sling Blade
Scanners
The Man with X-Ray Eyes
Burns After Redaing
The Medicine Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Bandage It Like Beckham
And the Band-Aid Splayed On
Mercurochrome Rising
Paramedic Activity
The Diary of Resusci Anne Frank
Patch 22
The Fracture
Night Sprain
28 Graze Later
Kick-Asprin irach: *self-bzzt*
The King and MRI
Catscan People
Bring Me The Head CT of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek: Emesis
A Man Called Charley Horse
Resusci Annie Hall [nfras] Kudos
Winter Poultice
Snow Falling on Seizures
Julius' Seizure
The Faint
Live and Don't Let Die
The Awkward Fall of the Roman Empire
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
I Am Leg End
Bind up the Head-Wound of Alfredo Garcia
The Accidental Tourist
Wallace and Vomit- the Curse of the Stale rarebit
Graze Anatomy
The Texas Chainsaw Injuries Clinic
Saturday Night Fever
The Sting
Asthmatar
Bronchospasm Billy
Kiss of the Spider Venom
Love, Fracturally
Back to the Suture
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
The Seven Year Stitch
Plaster of Paris (Texas)
The Lady Painkillers
The Novocaine Mutiny
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Poultice Squad
Clue Starring Col. Mustard Plaster, Miss Scarlet Fever, Reverend Gan Green et al.
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
Little Man Amputate
The Final Prognosis
Plaster of Paris- When It Sizzles
The Bruise Brothers
Lady Sings the Black and Blues
Traction Jackson
Dirty Lancing
On Her Majesty's National Health Service
The Frostbite Saga
The Elastoplast of the Mohicans
The Stye Who Loved Me
Dogbite Afternoon
The Princess' Debride
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cast (Now and Forever)
Scaldfinger
Abrasion in the Sun
The Scrapes of Wrath
First Degree Burns After Reading
Sunstroke Boulevard
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Tennis Elbowfinger
Plaster and Commander
The Whitlow Boy
Hangnail and I
Oh! What A Lovely Wart
The Man With Two Sprains
(Emergency Ward) 10
The Big Chilblain
The Psoriasis of the Long Distance Runner
Cyster Act
Abcess of Malice
The Six Hives of Henry Lefay
Rash
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Our Man's Splint
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Verruca
Tango and Gash
Ice-Pack in Alex
¡Triage Amigos!
Captain Correli's Defibrillator
Fatal Traction
Ingrowing Toenail And I
Dude, Where's My Carbuncle?
Reviving Miss Daisy
Chills
The Stepford Hives
The Sick and the Dead
Almost Flatlined
2001: A Sprain Odyssey
A Beautiful Melanoma

Movies Based in a Lift

Shaft
The Thing from Another Floor
Schindler's Lift
Dial 'M' For Mezzanine
Close Encounters of the Third Floor
Cable Guy
A Scenic Elevator With A View
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Lifts* (* But Were Afraid to Ask)
The Greatest Elevator Pitch Ever Told
The Descent
O Elevator, Where Art Thou?
Run Up The Stairs Instead, Lola, Run Up The Stairs Instead
From Here to Maternity (2nd Floor)
The Sound of Muzak
The Unbearable Lightness of a Snapped Elevator Cable
The Smell Of, Well, I'm not Sure to Be Honest But If It's A Woman I Don't Want To Share This Lift With Her
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Elevator Button
Toy Storey
Sliding Doors
The Elevator of Dr. Caligari
SWAT that bloody fly!
High Noon
The Englishman who Rode Up an Elevator but Climbed Down the Stairs
Three Men In An Elevator
It's a Wonderful Lift
I know it's a book but I thought, "What the hell" - Sits, Farts and Leaves
Twelve Angry Men In An Elevator
The Unbearable Loudness of "DING!!!"
The Three Musketeers In An Elevator
Two Weeks' Otis
[Any Title] In An Elevator
Elevator Cid
Rosemary's Lobby
Monty Python's The Meaning of Lift
The Lift Also Rises
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
Watership Down
Dumb and Dumbwaiter
Monty Python's The Lift of Brian
Almost Flying
Black Lift Down
Ascent of a Woman
Ascenseur and Sensibility
It's a Wonderful Lift
[irach] DING!
Benjamin, yes, you can press the Button
Lift, Right and Centre
The Last House on the Lift
Room At The Top
Elevator: Rise Of The Machines
Lift at the Top
The Spy Who Lift Me
The Winches of Eastwick
A Bug's Lift
Sleep-lift in Seattle
Wuthering Heights
Elevate Until Dark
Elevator

Movies for Librarians

Book, Line and Sinker
Grand Theft Author
Shhhhhhhaft
To Borrow Never Dies
Lend it Like Beckham
Spirit of St Dewey
Sh-Elf
Bring Me The Autobiography Of Alfredo Garcia
The Borrowers (oblig)
Under M for Murder
Pulp Fiction
Everybody's Fine
The Quiet Man
Look up HV6499 to HV6535 For Murder
The Shhhs of the Fisherman
Stacks of the Killer Tomatoes
The Class-mark Of The Rose
Tome Thumb
Paperback to the Future
A Microfiche Called Wanda
Jacob's Stepladder
Silence of the Lambs obviously
That one starred Hannibal Lectern, of course
The Loaning of Pelham 123
One of Our Aircraft Books is Missing
The Return of "The Fly" 12s6d owing
The Spy Who Came In From The Barking Branch
Catalog on a Hot Tin Roof
Author
Read Poets Society
Howard's Bookend
New Dustjacket City
Pal Dewey
Title Recall
Robin Hood: Large Prints of Thieves
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Text* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
Carry On Reading
The Lord of the Ringbinders
Lost in Translation oblig
Return of the Jedi
28 Days Overdue
Binders Keepers
Prints of Persia
Four Readings and a Few Novels
Paperback Mountain
Book Back in Anger
Fining Miss Daisy
Travels With My Anthology
Royalty-free Willy
The Seven Yearbook Itch
Full Dust Jacket
The Copyright Stuff
Quiet Please, We're British
Binding Nemo
Shelving Private Ryan
Dude, Where's My Cart?
Tome Reader
What's Up, Document?
Readers of the Lost Archive
The Word Man of Alcatraz
Easy Reader
Easy Writer
Sleeveless in Seattle
Tome Alone
The Return of the Magnificent Seven
The Lone Ranger Writes Again
Return to Lender
The DaVinci Codex
ShELF
The Bucket Novelist
The Omega Manuscript
All Quiet on the Western Frontispiece
A Christmas Carrel
RollerDex
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Librarian
Book Back In Anger
The Cook, His Wife, The Librarian and Her Little Rubber Date Stamp
9 1/2 Weeks Overdue
While on the radio there's an episode of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
Check-in Run
Checking Out
Conan the Librarian
The Da Vinci Barcode
A Fiche Called Wanda
The Ever-Lending Story
The Mighty Quinto
One Or Two Things That I Know About Books
I Know What You Read Last Summer
Prose Encounters of the Nerd Kind
King Solomon's Fines
Abridge over the River Kwai
Sink the Bookmark
The Truth About Catalogues
The Nutty Prefacer
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Bookends
Fining Nemo
Shhhhaft
The Mouse That Whispered
Ayesha, Or The Return Of "She"
Shhh . . . rek

Movies for Translators

Lost in Translation (oblig.)
The French Connection
Close Encounters of the Word Kind
The Manchurian Predicate
Star Trek: Inflection
War of the Words
Apportez-moi la Tête d'Alfredo Garcia
From Russian With Love
Everything, about sex, to know, you ever wanted, but to ask, afraid were.
Decline and Fall
The Italian Job
Romancing the Rosetta Stone
And the sequel, The Name of the Rosetta Stone
A Babel Fish Called Wanda
The Printing Bride
Bye Bye Wordy
The Maltese Hyphen
The Flying Noun
Thoroughly Modern Swahili
Farsi From Heaven
The Finnish of the Affair
The Hitchhiker's Phrasebook of the Galaxy
Some Like It Hottentot
The French Conjunction
My Big Fat Greek Dictionary
Carry On Norse
Zulu
Lawrence of Arabian
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