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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Carmen In Black
Octopuccini
The Scarlatti Letter
Operetta 13
Brassed Orff
Rattle and Humperdinck
Pava Rotti Scoundrels
The Glyndebourne Identity
The Prince Igor and the Pauper
Call Me Madam Butterfly
What's Eating Gilbert & Sullivan
As proceedings seem to have stalled again, I'm going to suggest the next round to be Name-Droppers' Film Club - no idea if this is a runner or not, but let's see what happens!
Things to do in John Denver when you're dead
The Englishman who went up a Jimmy Hill and came down a mountain
Cliff Richard hanger
Freddie Star Wars
Mary Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones and the Johnny Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The camomile Lorne Greene
The Malcolm X Files
Paris Hilton, Texas... is that the idea?
[IS,P!] Indeed! Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control
Sean Connery of the Dead
Johnny Rotten Scoundrels
The Thomas Crown Af-Fred Astair(e)
Moby Dick van Dyke
The Dennis Taylor of Panama
Anne Diamond of a Thousand Days
The Trouble with Harry Connick, Jr.
Oliver North by Nortwest
Easy Winona Rider
When Harry H. Corbett Met Sally Jessie Raphael
The Blair Witch Project
Agnes Moorehead of God
Bob Dole and Ted Moult and Carol Channing and Alice Cooper
Sally Field of Dreams
The ML King and I
Reverend Sun Myung Moon-struck</>
How Mae West Was Won
Cheney Reaction
Bring Me The Ned Sherrin of Alfredo Garcia
Batman: Darcus Howe Knight
The Dear Holly Hunter
Jumpin' Jack Nicholson Flash
Romancing Oliver Stone
Thomas Mann- Who Knew Too Much
Batman Begin
Jack Lord of War
A Ringo Starr is Born
Live and Let Di
Citizen Caine
Tamara Beckwith Never Dies
Ishtara Palmer-Tomkinson
Into the Wilde
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Dirty Danson
Favourites so far: "Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas" and "Moby Dick Van Dyke". Two films I'd pay to see!
The Admirable Michael Crichton
Jeff Bridges of Madison County
Sweet Home Barak Obama
The McCain Mutiny
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Song of the Saud
Bjorn Free
Look Who's Hawking Now
Mary Shelley's Einstein
The Princess Michael of Kent Diaries
The Jade Goody, the Bad and the Ugly
The Full Field Marshal Monty
Bjork to the Future
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing Crosby
Peter Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Peter May Tricks
The Phantom of the Oprah
The Magnificent Severiano
A Man Called Morse
David Jason and the Argonauts
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down An Yves Montand
Bring Me the Head of Andy Garcia
Wagner the Dog
Donna Summer of '42
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Eric Bristow the Viking
Freddie Mercury Rising
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose
The Shiloh Pitt and the Pendulum
Doris Day of the Jackal
The Diana Doors
Rita Tushingham, Sue Perkins, and Bob Holness Too
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Nightmare Ali
Amin Streets
Where Sehgals Dare
A Manilow fore All Seasons
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Bob Hope
[Phil] An actual LOL, and in the office too.
St Elmo's Fayed
Carry On Malcolm Sargeant
Carry On John Constable
Carry On Cleo Rocos
[nfras] :-)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
The Thin Red Imrie
Things To Do in John Denver When You're Dead
Play Misty May-Treanor for Me
A Streetcar Named Des'ree
Hitler Parade
The Wright Stuff
Fool's Golda
Dayan Young
Arthur Fiedler on the Roof
My Osama of Love
My Osama of Love
To Yasser, With Love
Mr Rabin's Holiday
The Lord Long and the Claire Short and the Tall
Run, Lola Ferrari, Run
White Comaneci
Driving Miss Daisy Fuentes
Gunfight at the O.J. Corral
Romijn Holiday
Drop Dead Fred West
Little Orphan Giuliani
Laetitia Casta-way
The Name of the Rosemarie Clooney
Freddie Mercury vs Jason
DeGaulle of the Wild
The Last Action Hirohito
JK Rowling Thunder
Frankie Fraser and Johnny
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
Trudeau Lies
Meg Ryan's Express
Bring Me The Anthony Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Good Morning Vijay Singh
The Thatcher in the Rye
Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Bono on the Fourth of July
Gotari!
Crouching Tiger Woods, Haydn Dragon
The Joe Biden Adventure
Olivier!
Dances with Wolverhampton Wanderers
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Ponting
Warne Free
Turner and Gooch
The Prince and the Lauper
The Trouble with Debbie Haary
Monte Carlo Ponti
Loren of Arabia
Sarkozy and the Pussycats
[irach] Prince and the Lauper - v. good, gold star and a merit badge.
The African Queen Latifah
Rita Hayworth, Sue Lawley and Bob Wilson, Too.
The Magnificent Sven Goran Ericksson
Educating Rita Hayworth
The Maos that Roared
Valli of the Dolls
The Miracle of Goebbels
The Veronica Lake House
Hambernard Hill
Cleeses of Nazareth
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Tinker, Liz Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Glenn Close Encounters of the Third Kind
L'Austin Healey Space
Moonrayparker
You Only Liv Tyler Twice (once would do me, thanks....coat please)
Uma Thurman With The Golden Gun
Fun In Acabilco
Aerosmith Goes to Washington
Beyond the Palin
The Quayle Face
Parton Shots
The Dawn French Lieutenant's Woman
Lenny Henry V
The Madness of King George Formby
Hughie Green was My Valley - or the Paula Yates Version: Hughie Green was My Daddy
Diamonds are for Evita
Ryan O'Neal's Daughter
Rosemary Clooney's Baby
The Dukakis of Hazzard
Ill Met By Keith Moonlight
Mr. Magorium's Stevie Wonder Emporium
Smokey Robinson and the Bandit
Get Richie or Die Tryin'
Glengarry Glenn Diana Ross
Wogan's Run
Three Coins In The Dame Margot Fonteyn
For Whom the Bob Doles
David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Charles Dance Kid
Bush's Daddy and his Unbalanced Kid
For Whom LaBelle Tolls
The Battle of Britney
Dirty Carrey
Jagger Vance
Bagger Palance
Bring Me The Head Of Alfred Molina
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Stop The World, I Want To Get Carl Orff
The Greatest Story Eva Longoria Told
A Fish Called Stevie Wanda
No Country for Goldman
Molina Rouge
T.H. White and the Seven Dwarfs
Bruce Lee Ping Beauty
The Seventh Seinfeld
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
Look Who's Talking Tutu
Chirac of the 50' Woman
Gorky Parkinson
The Blue Lampard
Robin Hood, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Thieves
Theo Walcott
A Knightley's tale
The Inman
The Wizard of Ozzy Osborne
Rattle and Trump
The Kentucky Freud Movie
The Stallone Ranger
The Cars That Ate Mica Paris
The Fall of the Roman Polanski Empire
Paper Ban Ki-Moon
In the Stiller of the Night
Mean Streeps
Hawn Free
The Cat and the Connery
Dude, Where's my Kahlo
The Thin Red Federline
Get Cartier
Carry On Up The Cuba (Gooding Jr)
Bryan Ferry Cross The Mersey
The Italian Job
A Perfect Gale Storm
Lulu!
The Queen I mean, well, it was just sitting there
Mad Max Geldray
The Life of Brian Trubshaw
Hello D'Olly
Rev. Moon and Sixpence
Rod Stewart Little
Crouching steiger, Hidden Dragon
John Wayne's World
Riddle of the Julian Sands
MC Hammer House of Horror
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge AeroSmith
Jailhouse Rock Hudson or alternatively Rock Hudson Hawk
House of Ax Emanuel, that is...
Run, Lolo Ferrari, Run! Perhaps that's what finished her off... imagine the black eyes...
Run Silent Run Depp
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Imran Khan
Star Trek V: Where No Iman Has Gone Before
and of course Star Trek III: The Search for Dr Spock
Not to mention Star Trek IV: The Voyage (Alec Douglas-) Home
The Darling Buds of Mayall was on the other night too
Viva Zappa!
BraveHurt
A Hard Daniel Day Lewis's M Night Shyamalan ooer...
Good Willis Hunting
On Golden Sondheim
True Britt (Ekland)
Montalbán. Oh, Or Bust!
20000 Tiegs under the Sea
Flash Gordon Liddy
The T Hird Man
and the sequel Thora! Thora! Thora!
Billy Ocean's Eleven (Twelve and Thirteen).
Bridge to TerryWogan
The Eagle Has Orlando'ed
Live and Let Princess Di
From Russia With Courtney Love
Dr E.No
Tomorrow Never Di's
Casino Roy Jenkins
Glengarry Glenn Close
The Man Who Would be BB King
Tori Tori Tori Amos!
The Adam Ant Bully
Rob Roy Orbison
Cool Hand Luke Perry
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiod Rock
Glenn Campbell Glenn Miller
M Night Shyamalan to Remember
Travolta With My Aunt
Cat Deeley on a Hot Tin Roof
The Fearne Cotton Club
The Bruce Forsyth Saga
Tango and Pat Cash
Move Over, Alistair Darling
Married to the Moby
The James Hunt for Red October
The Sun Also Raisa
Minh Streets
The Incredible Hulk Hogan
Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe Green Was My Valley
Edward E. Morrow Never Dies
Updike Scope!
Run Silent, Run Deepak Chopra
Bring Me The Head of Doctor Chandra Wickramasingh
The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
Carry On Cubby Broccoli
Run Lollobrigida, Run
Anka's Away
[irach] Clever, those.
A Clear And Present Dangermouse
or, if we don't like dropping the name of drawn characters:
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
In The Heat Of The (M) Night (Shyalaman)
The Man from GarfU.N.K.E.L.
The Full Ponti
rab Race
Al-Fayed at the OK Corral
Wild,Wild Mae West
OK, this seems to have run its race. Let's keep with the times and have the

Film Club for the Recession

One Coin in the Fountain
The Color of Money
From Here to Insolvency
The Account in Monte Cristo
Look, ex-Stock traders round blazing Barrels
One flew from the top floor of Canary Wharf
Duck Soup-Kitchen
The Downward Spiral Staircase
The Man Who'd Owe Too Much
Lend it Like Bank-M
Lost All in Yonkers
Tengo No Cash
For A Few Dollars Less
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Unemployed
Nothing Hill
Go For Broke
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?
The Song of Bernadebt
Hunt for Red Ink October
The Man Who Broke the Bank at Wall Street
Seven Brides for Lehman Brothers
The Thin Bottom Line
Annie Get Your P45
Bring Me The Hedge Fund of Alfredo Garcia
Buster
Forest Slump
Raging Bull Market
Investigation of a Central Bank Above Suspicion
The Bonfire of the Sub-Prime Mortgages
Until The End Of The World Slump
Pawn on the Fourth of July
Cents and Insensibility
The Shawshank Repossession
Back to the Futures
A Fistempty of Dollars
Foreclosure Encounters of the Third Kind
Monte Carlo and Bust!
Home Loan 2: Lost in New York
Crash
Half a Tuppence
Blues Lehman Brothers
Flash Gordon Brown
Fatal Acquisition
Star Trek III- The Search for Stock
My Loss is Slaughter
Any Which Way But Lose
Finding Euro
Little Stock of Horrors
Saving Private Equity
Bailoutland
The Good, The Bad, And The Junk Bonds
Stig of the Pump-and-Dump
B.J. and the Bear Market
White Knights
Bullish Durham
National Treasury Bond
How Greenspan Was My Valley
Over The Hedgefund
Wild Wild Invest
Harry Potter and the Sell Order of the Phoenix
On Golden Parachute
Butterfield 8 Points Down At The Final Bell
The Naked Short Seller And The Dead
All Quiet on the T-Bill Front
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Skint
Move Over, Darling (sic)
Tango
Brokebank Mountain
Borassic Park
Die Hard-up
Desperately Seeking a Job
Faster, Pussycat, Sell, Sell!
On Yer Bike, Lola, On Yer Bike
Monte Carlo and Bust
Broke Banks Mounting
[Softers] 1. Done by phil on Monday. 2. Done by me yesterday.
** books appointment with optician **
O Broker! Where Art Thou?
North by Natwest
It has been seven days since anyone posted a move. In view of the culmination of the seemingly endless American Presidential Election Process I'd like to suggest:

Politician's Theatre

Palin Rider
Obama, Where Art Thou?
The McCain Mutiny
Biden the Bullet
For a Fistful of Votes
The Dam Filibusters
Strangers on a Gravy Train
Last Days of The Condoleeza
[nfras] The sequel to Three Days of the Condoleeza
Primary Colors
Thatcher in the Rye
Golda-Finger
Batman Begin
Dayan Young
To Nasser With Love
The Blair Witch Project
Run For President, Lola, Run For President
Kerry Movie
Yankee Doodle Gandhi
The Mandelson Who Would Be King
Blair of the White Worm
Putin On The Ritz
Victory Atlee
A Stalin is Born
Amin Streets
Hitler Parade
Form Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Form/for
North By North-Westminster
School of Barack
Barack to the Future. Obvious, I suppose.
The Man Who Would Be Martin Luther King
A Vote To Remember
The Mighty Lame Ducks
Nkrumah vs Nkrumah
The Mugabwe We Were
Guess Who's Coming to Jinnah
Gotari!
Das Vote
Dumb and Duma
Bruce Willis in Die Bold
for PaulWay - Howard the Duck
Tom Cruise in Jerry Mander
Kennedy Row
A Mao-Tse's Tale
Hocus Caucus
Kill the Bill
Gerrmandering McGuire
Action Jesse Jackson
The Party
King Cong.
Clinton a Hot Tin Roof. I loved Yankee Doodle Gandhi.
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Love Tory
Quaylerider
For Al Few Dollars Gore
Jason Malcolm X
Mbeki and the Bandit
Like Botha for Chocolate
Support Your Local Sharif
Breakfast on Bhutto
The Thin Red State Line
Picnic at Hanging Chad
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Knesset
Time for another?

Santa's Film Club

Independence Sleigh
Clear and Present Danger
The Hunt For Red Tinsel
Bow Finger
Santa on A Hot Tin Roof
Reign Man
North Pole by Northwest
Nick of Time
For a Sackful of Presents
Different twist on SM's second offering: The Hunt For Red-Nosed Reindeer
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
Santa's List
Father Christmas of the Bride
A Good-Night to Remember
Ring of Bright Fairy Lights
Elf Raiser
Frosty/Nixon
Die Card
Tinsel Men
Investigation of a Man in a Furry Red Suit Above Suspicion
Hawk the Sleigher
James and the Queen's Speach
Me, My Elf and Irene
The Naughty, the Nice and the Ugly.
There's No Business like Snow Business
The Stocking Moon
Tree Men and a Baby
The Mince Pie Who Loved Me
Dude - Where's My Card?
The Man Who Would Be King Wenceslas
Cards
The Xmas Men
The Xmas Files
Citizen Candy Cane
Snow Hiding Place
The Spy Who Came In From The Coal
One Flue Over The Cukoo's Nest
Bill and Ted's Excellent Advent-ure
Naughty or Nice Station Zebra
Rebel Without a Claus
A Hard Sleigh's Night
All too easy Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Ho-Ho-Hope Floats
The Sleigh The Earth Stood Still
The Sleigh of the Triffids
Dawn of the Sled
The Decorating of Pelham 1:23
Mad Max: Beyond Boxing Day
Bring Me The Head of Elf Raydo Garcia
Schindler's Christmas List
Ocean's Twelve Days of Christmas
Lapland Before Time
Sleighding Doors
The Silent Night of the Lambs
Bob and Carols and Ted and Alice
Claus
In the Heat of the Night Before Christmas
Twelve Angry Snowmen
All About Xmas Eve
Roamin' Holiday
A Clear and Presents Danger
Twelve Days of the Condor's Christmas
Fat Man and Little Boy
A Passage to Reindeer
Sootsy
A Man for Holly Seasons
Toy
Chocolat Coins
Holly Man
Balloon Over Parador
I Am A Fugitive From A Paper Chain Gang
Eight Mile - It has a lot of wrapping going on
The Nightmare before Christmas
The Lord of the Five Gold Rings
OK, time to change this. Shall we have

The OH&S Film Club

Fire-Driller Killer
The Private Eye Protection
Those Magnificent Ground Staff Working To Ensure That Those Magnificent Men's Flying Machines Meet All Statutory Safety Requirements
Steel-toed Magnolias
Solvent Green
Eye-Wash Station Zebra
The Cat In The Hard Hat
The Decibels of St. Mary's
the Seven-Percent Pollution
Acceptably Risky Business
Some Like It Lukewarm
High-Vis Anxiety
Mercury Rising
Thoroughly Modern Millicurie
Tango and COSHH
A Clear And Prevented Danger
The Wizard of OHS
Bring Me The Headroom Of Alfredo Garcia
Grilled Ripe Tomatoes
Blind Sell-By Date
The Safety-Glass Menagerie
The Dukes of Hazard
One Effluent Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Comply With Me
Crouching Geiger, Hidden Argon
The Dukes of Hazzardous Waste
Wild Wild Waste
Fire Escape from New York
The British Kite Mark Runner
Slags of Our Fathers
Coal Miners' Slaughter
Ask the Dust
Emission Impossible
Lady Windemere's Toe-Tectors
Sillicosister Act
Captain Corelli's Little Collapsible Reflective Triangle
The Cook, His Wife, Her Lover and That Bloke From The Roadworks On King Street What Holds The Stop/Go Lollipop.
Crossing Guard Over
Tom Cruise in Incident Report
The Great Backstrain Robbery
Donny DarCOSHH
Sawdust Memories
Two Mule-Handling Courses for Sister Sarah
Stand No More Than 3 Feet But Not Less Than 2 Foot Six From Me
Inadequately Lit Zone
From Russia With Certification
Dr. No Entry Without Proper Anti-Radiation Gear
The Paper Work
One Of Our Fire Extinguishers Is Missing
The Hunt For Red Winking Lights
The Gas Mask of Zorro
The Sand Buckets of Iwo Jima
Who Fumed Roger Rabbit
RIDDOR of the Sands
First Aid Kit Among Equals
Avoid Serious Injury By Taking Sensible Precautions Hard
The Appropriately Reduced Speed and the Furious
Safe Liasons
A Safety Officer and a Gentleman
The Properly Earthed Electric Cowboy
Stand Clear! Sliding Doors! Heh, Safe Liasons still has me laughing
Min Headroom and yes it was suggested by Uncle Korky's news.
Cautional Treasure: Accident Book of Secrets
Lock, Stock and No Smoking Near Barrels
Hard Hat
As this seems to have stalled, I'll try to move it along a little...
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
Missing in Acton
Sleepless in Settle
Dude, Where's Cardiff?
East of Eton
Wales Rider
Slumdog Million Ayr
Essex and the City
Bring Me to Maidenhead Alfredo Garcia
Born on the Firth of Forth of July
The Court Chester
Burn After Reading
Jersey Boys
The Glasgow Menagerie - [Raak] v. good
Truro Lies
Peterheadroom
Every Which Way but Looe
The Daventry Code
Gangs of York
Rain Manchester
And seeing as I'm a geordie, The Land Before Tyne
The Tin Durham
Sisterhood of the Travelling Hants.
The Bellingham Brief
Let's not forget that Harrison Ford classic, Widnes
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
Little Shrops. of Horror
Pennies from Devon
Sheffield of Dreams
My Felling Americans
Croy Story
The Norwich Man's Wife
The Inc-Redditch-bles
White Notley Can't Jump
High Easter Parade
Harold Wood and Kumar Get The Munchies
To Surrey With Love
A Rhonnda World in Eighty Days
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bristol Skull
Vanilla Skye
How To Lewis a Man in 10 Days
10 Thing I Hate About Crewe
Gateshead Revisited
Woking Girl
Fast Thames at Ridgemont High
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