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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Vincent Price and David Carradine in The Mask of the Red Death Race 2000
Vivien Leigh and Toad in Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson in Peaceful Road Warrior
Richard Harris and Groucho Marx in A Man Called Horsefeathers
David Bennent and his canine buddy Rin Tin Tin in the Guenter Grass classic The Adventures of the Rin Tin Tin Drum
Alan Alda and Paul Scofield in A Man for All The Four Seasons
Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood in A Tin Cupful of Dollars
Off topic, but: has there ever been a game of MC or MC players' film club?
Tuj Dredd
The Slipper and the Rosie
The Juxtaposeidon Adventure
High Sierra Mike
Irouléguys and Dolls
The King and Irach
Citizen Kim
Bigsmith in Little China
Phil Met By Moonlight
Dunx and Dunxer
Korky's
La Vie En Rosie
Mr. Bigsmith Goes To Washington
The Chalky Horror Picture Show
Robin Roy
True Magritte
The Hand That Raaks the Cradle
Phil-Adelphia
Der Himmel Ueber Merlyn
The Legend of the Quendalon Ranger
The Madness of Graham III
A Tuj of Class
Oh Mr I Say, Porter!
The Devil Softwares Prada
Shallow Pave
Who Framed Roger rab
Meet Me In Blamelewis
Irachildren of Men
The Magritte Train Robbery
Invasion of the Body Irachers
The Bigsmith Lebowski
The Raaky Horror Picture Show
Dujon of Arc
Projoy Luck Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Inkspotless Mind
Withnail and irach
Néa Dark
Raak to the Future
Phil and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Penelope Goes Bananas
Irachnophobia
"Irachnophobia" - very good! But is it good form to "do" oneself?
What the... Mr and Mrs Bigsmith
In that case, Korky Park
Boogie nights
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Marc of Zorro
Kim
Chalky's
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdles
Broadway Danny Rosie
Bombay Chalky
A View To a Phil
Merlyn
Dan By Me [Tuj] Fantastic idea.
The Virgin Quendalon
Prêt-à-I-Say,Porter
The Perfect StormWraith
Breadmaster and Commander
Rita, Sue and Blob too
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
Herr Bratsche To The Future
Ice Age Porter
[blamelewis] It's all in the contribs. Honestly, some of these are hysterical. I'm amazed it hadn't been done before.
Picnic at Hanging Raak
Herr Bratsche in the Rye
Raak Around the Clock
There Will Be Blob
Anthrax Whirl With A Pearl Earring
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo GarNéa
The Man Who Would Be Kim
A Guide To Recognising Your St Dogmael
Quendalon Up The Khyber
Carlito's PaulWay
Kill TUA Mockingbird
Cheats a little with Herr B. Goes To Monte Carlo
A Frogstar is Born
Broadway Danny Rosie
Not strictly a movie but Malcolm in the Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Madness of Graham III
Software Eagles Dare
[Kim] Bzzzzzt! See Tuj - above! :-)
They Came And LotUS
Run, Hugo, Rune
MrWildpAntz
The Prestuj
Look out Pablo
The Treasure of the SierraMike
nfras and the Furious
Blamelewis You Were Here
Blame it on Lewis
The Empire Strikes Raak :)
The Dan Who Would Be King
Raakula
The Running Dan
The Projoy of Sex
Point Braak [blamelewis] Empire Strikes Raak - spilt coffee alert!
Where GoogolplexTheAmazingBalancingGoatFromLuxemburg's Dare
Thos Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
Flerdle on the Roof. <plug> Incidentally, we're doing this show in November. Book your Eurostar tickets now.</plug>
Risking a non-specific pronunciation with Dr. Qu+xumlittle
How the Grinch Stole Kretschmar
Run, Fat German, Run
A man called Thos
The Absolute Truth About Projoy Wrestling (I love you imdb...)
The Blob
Ameenator 2: Judgment Day
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dan
Not a film, but I can't resist: The Tonight Show With JLEno
O botherer, Where Art Thou?
James Bond, anyone? A View TUA Kill, MoonRaaker, GoldPhilger.
A nights To Remember
What The Blob Do We Know?
Finding Nina
My Big Fat German Wedding
Herr Bratzsche, The Movie
Run, LotUS, Run (I haven't checked this game in ages; these are excellent!)
(and I start with one that I now see is highly derivative of IS,P!'s moves. Oh well.)
CdMpire of the Sun
[Juxtapose] Followed by The CdMpire Strikes Back, no?
[INJ] Love MYBFGW!
Pave The Last Dance
The Caucasian Chalky Circle
Men In RavenBlack
Three Colours: Blue-Glass, Chalky, Rosie
[CdM] clever...! Night at the MuCdM (not so clever...)
Y Yer Mom Tambien
[INJ] If we're going back to Heritage Players: Gentlemen Prefer The Blondie Chick
The discreet CdM of the bourgeoisie
And reworking one of irach's earlier efforts - Teenage mutant nINJa turtles Every time I think this game's had it, someone comes up with another twist - brilliant!
Me, Myself & irach - obvious, surely?
The Time Sprout Who Loved Me
Dr. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Quendalongest Day
St Dogmael Day Afternoon
Stop, Or Yer Mom Will Shoot!
How to lose Irouléguy in 10 days
Kill Phil
DrQu+xum of Solace [UK,nfras] Simple but effective =)
[nfras] Eeeek!
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Googleplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg (But Were Afraid to Ask) (someone had to)
Yokimbo
The Last Kim of Scotland
Jim Carrey in the execrable The nat In The Hat
SimonsMithnail & I
Chalky & The Bandit
I Say, Miss Potter!
Ice Age, Porter!
Desperately Seeking Suzy Creamcheese
[UK] BZZZZZT! on the Ice Age Porter one. This seems to be running out of steam a tad.
[IS,P!] Sorry, guv! Anthrax Whirl of a Thousand Days?
I agree - but what fun it was... do we dare try the "Naughty Words Film club"?
Hidden text(e.g. The Joy Fuck Club)
or am I just too juvenile?
Just going to jump in quickly with Kim Kong...
Raiders of the Lost Raak...
...and Herr Bratsche Me If You Can.
Goldflerdle
Singin' in the Raak
Glengarry Glen Raak
Last Kinrah Scotland
They Kim and Ate Us following on from my earlier They Came and LotUS.
A Fistflerdle Dollars. Flerdle Few Dollars More
Catch Me If You Kinrah [IS,P] You put my flerding to shame ;)
Sweeny Tuj: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Dr. Stormwraith or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Blob SW doesn't really fit in there, but I wanted to stick someone else in there anyway >.>
Si-tanic
Tuj Have and Have Not
ChalKey Largo
I think we can keep this going for a while with Si. You know, CaSino Royale. The PasSion of the Christ, MisSion ImposSible...
Not to mention The PoSidon Adventure
The Si Who Loved Me
Si Freedom
American Si
GoldenSi
MisSisSippi Burning
Reach for the Si
Sinbad and the Si of the Tiger
Hang 'Em Si
Si, Robot
Si Left Foot
Si Was Monty's Double
Sicho
Bridge of Si's (with apology's for the apostrophe)
Si Another Day
The InSider
Have we committed suiSide?
Shall we try

The Humphrey Lyttelton Memorial Film Club

I Was Monty's Double Entendre
The Lyttleton Shop of Horrors
Forrest Humph
Sam Likes It Hot [nfras] A fine idea!
Mostly relevant, but I feel I have to revive this old gag: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Sven the Wind Blows
Play With It Again, Sam
Jazz and Jazz 2 just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Not a movie but Oh Lyttelton of Bethlehem
Body Double-entendre
There's Smut About Mary
Three Bad Pennies in the Fountain
OK this ran out of steam faster than I thought. Anyone like to suggest a new club?
Artists, Painters, Cartoonists and Sculptors' Film Club
The Man who Drew Too Much
Hunt for Red Ochre
The Big Easel
Medium-Tooth 18lb Drawing Paper Moon
The Road to Manetdalay
Bring me a head of Alfredo Garcia
Still Life Is Beautiful
The Color of Manet
Open Watercolour
Damien Hirst Wives Club
Cézanne of Green Gables
The Last Tempera
Drawing Miss Daisy
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Carry On Constable
Nothing To Lose Lautrec
Sumi and Dupree
On Crimson Lake
From Brushes with Love
Venus de Milo & Stitch
O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Big Kandinsky
Easel Rider
Sisley Act
The Millais on the Floss
Sketch 22
Divine Secrets of the Goya Sisterhood
Out of the Pastel
Paint Misbehavin'
Oh What a Lovely Warhol
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Sculpt
The Prints of Egypt
Stretching the definition of 'sculptor' slightly - Acropolis Now
The Fresco Kid
Mustn't forget that famous surrealist musical Hello Dali
And Steve McQueen's classic, Pallitt
The Landscape The Time Forgot?
The Colour of Monet. Or is it Manet? I can never remember.
Cerulean Blue Velvet
Pallet Joey
Oops, I just saw irach's "colour of manet". It wasn't deliberate.
Hollywood or Bust
Mad Max Ernst- The Rodin Warrior
Bulletproof Munch
A Rivera Runs Through It
Lady In The Watercolour
Monsters, Ink.
A View To Acrylic
The Still Life of David Gale
Action Jackson Pollock
Michaelangelo Clayton
Good old Mona Lisa - not a pun, but I had to get it off my chest.
HB Goes Bananas
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Grisaille Skull
The Best Little Bauhaus in Texas
The Haywain's World
The Greatest Lowry Ever Sold
Toulouse Lautrek - The Motion Picture
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Hollywood or Bust
Rodin Trip
Nude, Where's My Car?
Baroque Around the Clock
Gr-aph-ic Park
Mr. Belvedere Goes to Collage
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
The Day of the Chagall
Warhol Games
Meet Me and Paint Louis
Live and Let Dye
From Brusher, with Love
Paint Killer Jane
Madder on the Orient Express
Pallet Joey
A Geordie remake - Magritte Fat Greek Wedding
A Guide to Recognising your Paints
Burnt Umber Milkwood
The Sponge Bob Square Paints Movie -a Cubist painter, he
One for the Aussies out there - Kill Bill Henson
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Damien Hirst: Omen 2
The Importance of Being Ernst
Munch-struck
Message in a Botticelli
Wait Until Brach
Mission: Impasto
Pastel Cid
Cain and Sable
Easel Rider
Turner Prize and Hooch
The Lady Varnishes
Dali 'M' for Murder
The Road to Del Prado
Orosco on the Hudson
The Doodler on the Roof
Clash of the Titians [Supplices] Excellent stuff, esp. "Dali". Are you new? Welcome, if you are. With quality like that, you can afford to be <b>bold</b>
Rembrandt the Titans
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Paint your Fragonard [Kim] Thank you :) I wandered here from Orange and couldn't resist.
CarrHieronymus the KhyBosch. A bit strained, that one.
The Miró Crack'd
For a Few Henrys Moore
The Life of Brian Sewell
The Ink-redible Hulk
Lorenzo's Oils... de Medici, that is
The Wizard Of Op
Five Weeks in Le Salon
Whistler Down The Wind [Supplices] Welcome anyway, but I'm afraid you've blotted your copybook. I did "Diego Rivera" further up the list.
The Van Gogh-Between [Kim} Trying to scrub copybook. Thought I'd read the whole game - sorry!
Quo Matisse
Magritte The Parents [Supplices] No apology necessary. Some strings get so long that it is an effort to read them through.
School of Rococo
Cezanne of Green Gables
The Rothko of God
[Supplices] Not to mention The Grapes of Rothco and Star Trek II: The Rothco of Khan.
For A Few Dollars Moore
Bride of Epstein
The Seven Samurai, directed by Akira Chiaraoscuro
Picasso na Hot Tin Roof [Kim] re: Henry Moore/Sergio Leone - see Friday
A Fistful Of Dürers
The Hol bein Yards
Hard Kandinsky [I Say, Porter!]The Hol bein Yards made me laugh out loud.
Rockwell: The U.F.O. Cover-Up
Ma Vie en Rosa Bonheur
No Country for Old Masters
A Man Calder Horse
Rijn Man
Kahlo Grave
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Chagalled Me
SuperMan Ray
Where Easels Dare
Lady and Duchamp
Vermeer Hunter
Four Weddings and a Few Murals
Road to PerTitian
Hergé's adventures of Tintoretto. (Not a film as such, but, hey.)
Faster, Poussin, Kill, Kill!
Die Another Dégas
Caravaggio Up The Khyber
Dada Daycare
How Toulouse A Guy in 10 Days
Rear Winslow
A Fistful of Dalis
For a Few Dalis More
True Magritte
Bring Me The Portrait of Dorian Grey
Cartoonists also? then:
Mr Holland's "Opus"
The Third "Milo"
"Dallas" Man on Earth
"Portnoy's" Complaint
"Bill the Cat" on a Hot Tin Roof
The Bloom's probably off this one by now. Sorry. Couldn't think of how to do Binkley, Cutter John or Hodge-Podge.
The Lost Language of Cranach
Thorougly Modern Wassily
The Name of the Rosetti
The Turner of the Screw
Miró on 34th Street
The Plinth of Tides
Blame it on Rie
Vertical Klimt
Gentileschi Prefer Blondes
Blake Placid
Born In A Bruegel
Au Renoir les enfants
Return of the Pink Painter
(Contemporary TV Alert) The Leongroad da Vinci
On the Watercolour Front
Hello Dali
Millais Rouge
The Grapes of Rothko
Le Nouveau Mondrian
[Sierra Mike] you forgot "Lola Granola" the Cuckoo's Nest, but I fear it really should be the cartoonist rather than individual characters, otherwise we'll be spending aeons on Sergeant "Peppermint Patty"'s Lonely Hearts Club Band, "Marcie" Attacks!, The Thin Red "Linus" and the like. "Calvin" A Hot Tin Roof, anyone?
[I Say, Porter] Then we should ban the artist's equipment too. No more palettes, easels, brushes, paints and so forth. I took my lead from the prior moves in the game.
[SM] Bollocks to that. Every Which Way But "Professor Calcu"Loose
The "Snowy" Queen
[I Say, Porter] No need to be rude. I'll stop making moves until the subject changes. Will that suffice?
Titian's Twelve
La Collage aux Folles
Nothing Toulouse
To Seurat With Love
My Dinet with André
Four Weddings Andy Warhol
[SM] I simply conceded your point about allowing characters-in-cartoons (hence my two Tintin-related posts). Keep it up!
Saturday Night And Wattersonday Morning And what a Sunday morning it was...!
Grosse Pointillism Blank
Full Metal Jacquet
Time for a change?
I think so...
How about Opera-goers Film Club?
Aria Window? That sort of thing?
Dead Carmen
Wagner's Ring of Bright Water
Porky's and Bess
Lord of the Ring des Nibelungen
The Aida House Rules
Bye Bye Verdi
Debbie Does Callas
The Madame Butterfly Effect
Speed 2: Caruso Contralto
Treble Without a Cause
Con Aria
The Tenor Commandments
Wagner the Dog
Out of L'Africaine
Beverly Sills Cop
The Pirates of Penzance: At The World's End
Turandot of Duty
Midnight in the Covent Garden of Good and Evil
la Scala Purple
The Battle of Britten
Glengary Glen Rossini
Die Fledermaus Rules
Speed 2: Caruso Control
[nfras] Whoops - sorry, didn't spot it.
The Merry Widowmaker
The Pearl Fisher King
Seven Bartered Brides for Seven Brothers
Fidelio on the Roof
Dude, Where's My Carmen?
The Golden Vanity Fair
Lake Placido
The Love For Three Colours: Orange
Otello, Dolly
Die Zauberflöte Hard
A few from the master, Gioachino Rossini e Point Blank
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Carmen In Black
Octopuccini
The Scarlatti Letter
Operetta 13
Brassed Orff
Rattle and Humperdinck
Pava Rotti Scoundrels
The Glyndebourne Identity
The Prince Igor and the Pauper
Call Me Madam Butterfly
What's Eating Gilbert & Sullivan
As proceedings seem to have stalled again, I'm going to suggest the next round to be Name-Droppers' Film Club - no idea if this is a runner or not, but let's see what happens!
Things to do in John Denver when you're dead
The Englishman who went up a Jimmy Hill and came down a mountain
Cliff Richard hanger
Freddie Star Wars
Mary Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones and the Johnny Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The camomile Lorne Greene
The Malcolm X Files
Paris Hilton, Texas... is that the idea?
[IS,P!] Indeed! Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control
Sean Connery of the Dead
Johnny Rotten Scoundrels
The Thomas Crown Af-Fred Astair(e)
Moby Dick van Dyke
The Dennis Taylor of Panama
Anne Diamond of a Thousand Days
The Trouble with Harry Connick, Jr.
Oliver North by Nortwest
Easy Winona Rider
When Harry H. Corbett Met Sally Jessie Raphael
The Blair Witch Project
Agnes Moorehead of God
Bob Dole and Ted Moult and Carol Channing and Alice Cooper
Sally Field of Dreams
The ML King and I
Reverend Sun Myung Moon-struck</>
How Mae West Was Won
Cheney Reaction
Bring Me The Ned Sherrin of Alfredo Garcia
Batman: Darcus Howe Knight
The Dear Holly Hunter
Jumpin' Jack Nicholson Flash
Romancing Oliver Stone
Thomas Mann- Who Knew Too Much
Batman Begin
Jack Lord of War
A Ringo Starr is Born
Live and Let Di
Citizen Caine
Tamara Beckwith Never Dies
Ishtara Palmer-Tomkinson
Into the Wilde
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Dirty Danson
Favourites so far: "Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas" and "Moby Dick Van Dyke". Two films I'd pay to see!
The Admirable Michael Crichton
Jeff Bridges of Madison County
Sweet Home Barak Obama
The McCain Mutiny
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Song of the Saud
Bjorn Free
Look Who's Hawking Now
Mary Shelley's Einstein
The Princess Michael of Kent Diaries
The Jade Goody, the Bad and the Ugly
The Full Field Marshal Monty
Bjork to the Future
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing Crosby
Peter Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Peter May Tricks
The Phantom of the Oprah
The Magnificent Severiano
A Man Called Morse
David Jason and the Argonauts
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down An Yves Montand
Bring Me the Head of Andy Garcia
Wagner the Dog
Donna Summer of '42
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Eric Bristow the Viking
Freddie Mercury Rising
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose
The Shiloh Pitt and the Pendulum
Doris Day of the Jackal
The Diana Doors
Rita Tushingham, Sue Perkins, and Bob Holness Too
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