Titian's Twelve
La Collage aux Folles
Nothing Toulouse
To Seurat With Love
My Dinet with André
Four Weddings Andy Warhol
[SM] I simply conceded your point about allowing characters-in-cartoons (hence my two Tintin-related posts). Keep it up!
Saturday Night And Wattersonday Morning And what a Sunday morning it was...!
Grosse Pointillism Blank
Full Metal Jacquet
Time for a change?
I think so...
How about Opera-goers Film Club?
Aria Window? That sort of thing?
Dead Carmen
Wagner's Ring of Bright Water
Porky's and Bess
Lord of the Ring des Nibelungen
The Aida House Rules
Bye Bye Verdi
Debbie Does Callas
The Madame Butterfly Effect
Speed 2: Caruso Contralto
Treble Without a Cause
Con Aria
The Tenor Commandments
Wagner the Dog
Out of L'Africaine
Beverly Sills Cop
The Pirates of Penzance: At The World's End
Turandot of Duty
Midnight in the Covent Garden of Good and Evil
la Scala Purple
The Battle of Britten
Glengary Glen Rossini
Die Fledermaus Rules
Speed 2: Caruso Control
[nfras] Whoops - sorry, didn't spot it.
The Merry Widowmaker
The Pearl Fisher King
Seven Bartered Brides for Seven Brothers
Fidelio on the Roof
Dude, Where's My Carmen?
The Golden Vanity Fair
Lake Placido
The Love For Three Colours: Orange
Otello, Dolly
Die Zauberflöte Hard
A few from the master, Gioachino Rossini e Point Blank
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Carmen In Black
Octopuccini
The Scarlatti Letter
Operetta 13
Brassed Orff
Rattle and Humperdinck
Pava Rotti Scoundrels
The Glyndebourne Identity
The Prince Igor and the Pauper
Call Me Madam Butterfly
What's Eating Gilbert & Sullivan
As proceedings seem to have stalled again, I'm going to suggest the next round to be Name-Droppers' Film Club - no idea if this is a runner or not, but let's see what happens!
Things to do in John Denver when you're dead
The Englishman who went up a Jimmy Hill and came down a mountain
Cliff Richard hanger
Freddie Star Wars
Mary Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones and the Johnny Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The camomile Lorne Greene
The Malcolm X Files
Paris Hilton, Texas... is that the idea?
[IS,P!] Indeed! Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control
Sean Connery of the Dead
Johnny Rotten Scoundrels
The Thomas Crown Af-Fred Astair(e)
Moby Dick van Dyke
The Dennis Taylor of Panama
Anne Diamond of a Thousand Days
The Trouble with Harry Connick, Jr.
Oliver North by Nortwest
Easy Winona Rider
When Harry H. Corbett Met Sally Jessie Raphael
The Blair Witch Project
Agnes Moorehead of God
Bob Dole and Ted Moult and Carol Channing and Alice Cooper
Sally Field of Dreams
The ML King and I
Reverend Sun Myung Moon-struck</>
How Mae West Was Won
Cheney Reaction
Bring Me The Ned Sherrin of Alfredo Garcia
Batman: Darcus Howe Knight
The Dear Holly Hunter
Jumpin' Jack Nicholson Flash
Romancing Oliver Stone
Thomas Mann- Who Knew Too Much
Batman Begin
Jack Lord of War
A Ringo Starr is Born
Live and Let Di
Citizen Caine
Tamara Beckwith Never Dies
Ishtara Palmer-Tomkinson
Into the Wilde
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Dirty Danson
Favourites so far: "Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas" and "Moby Dick Van Dyke". Two films I'd pay to see!
The Admirable Michael Crichton
The Admirable Michael Crichton
Jeff Bridges of Madison County
Sweet Home Barak Obama
The McCain Mutiny
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Song of the Saud
Bjorn Free
Look Who's Hawking Now
Mary Shelley's Einstein
The Princess Michael of Kent Diaries
The Jade Goody, the Bad and the Ugly
The Full Field Marshal Monty
Bjork to the Future
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing Crosby
Peter Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Peter May Tricks
The Phantom of the Oprah
The Magnificent Severiano
A Man Called Morse
David Jason and the Argonauts
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down An Yves Montand
Bring Me the Head of Andy Garcia
Wagner the Dog
Donna Summer of '42
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Eric Bristow the Viking
Freddie Mercury Rising
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose
The Shiloh Pitt and the Pendulum
Doris Day of the Jackal
The Diana Doors
Rita Tushingham, Sue Perkins, and Bob Holness Too
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Nightmare Ali
Amin Streets
Where Sehgals Dare
A Manilow fore All Seasons
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Bob Hope
[Phil] An actual LOL, and in the office too.
St Elmo's Fayed
St Elmo's Fayed
Carry On Malcolm Sargeant
Carry On John Constable
Carry On Cleo Rocos
[nfras] :-)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
The Thin Red Imrie
Things To Do in John Denver When You're Dead
Play Misty May-Treanor for Me
A Streetcar Named Des'ree
Hitler Parade
The Wright Stuff
Fool's Golda
Dayan Young
Arthur Fiedler on the Roof
My Osama of Love
My Osama of Love
To Yasser, With Love
Mr Rabin's Holiday
The Lord Long and the Claire Short and the Tall
Run, Lola Ferrari, Run
White Comaneci
Driving Miss Daisy Fuentes
Gunfight at the O.J. Corral
Romijn Holiday
Drop Dead Fred West
Little Orphan Giuliani
Laetitia Casta-way
The Name of the Rosemarie Clooney
Freddie Mercury vs Jason
DeGaulle of the Wild
The Last Action Hirohito
JK Rowling Thunder
Frankie Fraser and Johnny
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
Trudeau Lies
Meg Ryan's Express
Bring Me The Anthony Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Good Morning Vijay Singh
The Thatcher in the Rye
Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Bono on the Fourth of July
Gotari!
Crouching Tiger Woods, Haydn Dragon
The Joe Biden Adventure
Olivier!
Dances with Wolverhampton Wanderers
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Ponting
Warne Free
Turner and Gooch
The Prince and the Lauper
The Trouble with Debbie Haary
Monte Carlo Ponti
Loren of Arabia
Sarkozy and the Pussycats
[irach] Prince and the Lauper - v. good, gold star and a merit badge.
The African Queen Latifah
Rita Hayworth, Sue Lawley and Bob Wilson, Too.
The Magnificent Sven Goran Ericksson
Educating Rita Hayworth
The Maos that Roared
Valli of the Dolls
The Miracle of Goebbels
The Veronica Lake House
Hambernard Hill
Cleeses of Nazareth
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Tinker, Liz Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Glenn Close Encounters of the Third Kind
L'Austin Healey Space
Moonrayparker
You Only Liv Tyler Twice (once would do me, thanks....coat please)
Uma Thurman With The Golden Gun
Fun In Acabilco
Aerosmith Goes to Washington
Beyond the Palin
The Quayle Face
Parton Shots
The Dawn French Lieutenant's Woman
Lenny Henry V
The Madness of King George Formby
Hughie Green was My Valley - or the Paula Yates Version: Hughie Green was My Daddy
Diamonds are for Evita
Ryan O'Neal's Daughter
Rosemary Clooney's Baby
The Dukakis of Hazzard
Ill Met By Keith Moonlight
Mr. Magorium's Stevie Wonder Emporium
Smokey Robinson and the Bandit
Get Richie or Die Tryin'
Glengarry Glenn Diana Ross
Wogan's Run
Three Coins In The Dame Margot Fonteyn
For Whom the Bob Doles
David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Charles Dance Kid
Bush's Daddy and his Unbalanced Kid
For Whom LaBelle Tolls
The Battle of Britney
Dirty Carrey
Jagger Vance
Bagger Palance
Bring Me The Head Of Alfred Molina
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Stop The World, I Want To Get Carl Orff
The Greatest Story Eva Longoria Told
A Fish Called Stevie Wanda
No Country for Goldman
Molina Rouge
T.H. White and the Seven Dwarfs
Bruce Lee Ping Beauty
The Seventh Seinfeld
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
Look Who's Talking Tutu
Chirac of the 50' Woman
Gorky Parkinson
The Blue Lampard
Robin Hood, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Thieves
Theo Walcott
A Knightley's tale
The Inman
The Wizard of Ozzy Osborne
Rattle and Trump
The Kentucky Freud Movie
The Stallone Ranger
The Cars That Ate Mica Paris
The Fall of the Roman Polanski Empire
Paper Ban Ki-Moon
In the Stiller of the Night
Mean Streeps
Hawn Free
The Cat and the Connery
Dude, Where's my Kahlo
The Thin Red Federline
Get Cartier
Carry On Up The Cuba (Gooding Jr)
Bryan Ferry Cross The Mersey
The Italian Job
A Perfect Gale Storm
Lulu!
The Queen I mean, well, it was just sitting there
Mad Max Geldray
The Life of Brian Trubshaw
Hello D'Olly
Rev. Moon and Sixpence
Rod Stewart Little
Crouching steiger, Hidden Dragon
John Wayne's World
Riddle of the Julian Sands
MC Hammer House of Horror
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge AeroSmith
Jailhouse Rock Hudson or alternatively Rock Hudson Hawk
House of Ax Emanuel, that is...
Run, Lolo Ferrari, Run! Perhaps that's what finished her off... imagine the black eyes...
Run Silent Run Depp
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Imran Khan
Star Trek V: Where No Iman Has Gone Before
and of course Star Trek III: The Search for Dr Spock
Not to mention Star Trek IV: The Voyage (Alec Douglas-) Home
The Darling Buds of Mayall was on the other night too
Viva Zappa!
BraveHurt
A Hard Daniel Day Lewis's M Night Shyamalan ooer...
Good Willis Hunting
On Golden Sondheim
True Britt (Ekland)
Montalbán. Oh, Or Bust!
20000 Tiegs under the Sea
Flash Gordon Liddy
The T Hird Man
and the sequel Thora! Thora! Thora!
Billy Ocean's Eleven (Twelve and Thirteen).
Bridge to TerryWogan
The Eagle Has Orlando'ed
Live and Let Princess Di
From Russia With Courtney Love
Dr E.No
Tomorrow Never Di's
Casino Roy Jenkins
Glengarry Glenn Close
The Man Who Would be BB King
Tori Tori Tori Amos!
The Adam Ant Bully
Rob Roy Orbison
Cool Hand Luke Perry
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiod Rock
Glenn Campbell Glenn Miller
M Night Shyamalan to Remember
Travolta With My Aunt
Cat Deeley on a Hot Tin Roof
The Fearne Cotton Club
The Bruce Forsyth Saga
Tango and Pat Cash
Move Over, Alistair Darling
Married to the Moby
The James Hunt for Red October
The Sun Also Raisa
Minh Streets
The Incredible Hulk Hogan
Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe Green Was My Valley
Edward E. Morrow Never Dies
Updike Scope!
Run Silent, Run Deepak Chopra
Bring Me The Head of Doctor Chandra Wickramasingh
The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
Carry On Cubby Broccoli
Run Lollobrigida, Run
Anka's Away
[irach] Clever, those.
A Clear And Present Dangermouse
or, if we don't like dropping the name of drawn characters:
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
In The Heat Of The (M) Night (Shyalaman)
The Man from GarfU.N.K.E.L.
The Full Ponti
rab Race
Al-Fayed at the OK Corral
Wild,Wild Mae West
OK, this seems to have run its race. Let's keep with the times and have the
Film Club for the Recession
One Coin in the Fountain
The Color of Money
From Here to Insolvency
The Account in Monte Cristo
Look, ex-Stock traders round blazing Barrels
One flew from the top floor of Canary Wharf
Duck Soup-Kitchen
The Downward Spiral Staircase
The Man Who'd Owe Too Much
Lend it Like Bank-M
Lost All in Yonkers
Tengo No Cash
For A Few Dollars Less
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Unemployed
Nothing Hill
Go For Broke
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?
The Song of Bernadebt
Hunt for Red Ink October
The Man Who Broke the Bank at Wall Street
Seven Brides for Lehman Brothers
The Thin Bottom Line
Annie Get Your P45
Bring Me The Hedge Fund of Alfredo Garcia
Buster
Forest Slump
Raging Bull Market
Investigation of a Central Bank Above Suspicion
The Bonfire of the Sub-Prime Mortgages
Until The End Of The World Slump
Pawn on the Fourth of July
Cents and Insensibility
The Shawshank Repossession
Back to the Futures
A Fistempty of Dollars
Foreclosure Encounters of the Third Kind
Monte Carlo and Bust!
Home Loan 2: Lost in New York
Crash
Half a Tuppence
Blues Lehman Brothers
Flash Gordon Brown
Fatal Acquisition
Star Trek III- The Search for Stock
My Loss is Slaughter
Any Which Way But Lose
Finding Euro
Little Stock of Horrors
Saving Private Equity
Bailoutland
The Good, The Bad, And The Junk Bonds
Stig of the Pump-and-Dump
B.J. and the Bear Market
White Knights
Bullish Durham
National Treasury Bond
How Greenspan Was My Valley
Over The Hedgefund
Wild Wild Invest
Harry Potter and the Sell Order of the Phoenix
On Golden Parachute
Butterfield 8 Points Down At The Final Bell
The Naked Short Seller And The Dead
All Quiet on the T-Bill Front
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Skint
Move Over, Darling (sic)
Tango
Brokebank Mountain
Borassic Park
Die Hard-up
Desperately Seeking a Job
Faster, Pussycat, Sell, Sell!
On Yer Bike, Lola, On Yer Bike
Monte Carlo and Bust
Broke Banks Mounting
[Softers] 1. Done by phil on Monday. 2. Done by me yesterday.
** books appointment with optician **
O Broker! Where Art Thou?
North by Natwest
It has been seven days since anyone posted a move. In view of the culmination of the seemingly endless American Presidential Election Process I'd like to suggest:
Politician's Theatre
Palin Rider
Obama, Where Art Thou?
The McCain Mutiny
Biden the Bullet
For a Fistful of Votes
The Dam Filibusters
Strangers on a Gravy Train
Last Days of The Condoleeza
[nfras] The sequel to Three Days of the Condoleeza
Primary Colors
Thatcher in the Rye
Golda-Finger
Batman Begin
Dayan Young
To Nasser With Love
The Blair Witch Project
Run For President, Lola, Run For President
Kerry Movie
Yankee Doodle Gandhi
The Mandelson Who Would Be King
Blair of the White Worm
Putin On The Ritz
Victory Atlee
A Stalin is Born
Amin Streets
Hitler Parade
Form Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Form/for
North By North-Westminster
School of Barack
Barack to the Future. Obvious, I suppose.
The Man Who Would Be Martin Luther King
A Vote To Remember
The Mighty Lame Ducks
Nkrumah vs Nkrumah
The Mugabwe We Were
Guess Who's Coming to Jinnah
Gotari!
Das Vote
Dumb and Duma
Bruce Willis in Die Bold
for PaulWay - Howard the Duck
Tom Cruise in Jerry Mander
Kennedy Row
A Mao-Tse's Tale
Hocus Caucus
Kill the Bill
Gerrmandering McGuire
Action Jesse Jackson
The Party
King Cong.
Clinton a Hot Tin Roof. I loved Yankee Doodle Gandhi.
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Love Tory
Quaylerider
For Al Few Dollars Gore
Jason Malcolm X
Mbeki and the Bandit
Like Botha for Chocolate
Support Your Local Sharif
Breakfast on Bhutto
The Thin Red State Line
Picnic at Hanging Chad
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Knesset
Time for another?
Santa's Film Club
Independence SleighClear and Present Danger
The Hunt For Red Tinsel
Bow Finger
Santa on A Hot Tin Roof
Reign Man
North Pole by Northwest
Nick of Time
For a Sackful of Presents
Different twist on SM's second offering: The Hunt For Red-Nosed Reindeer
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
Santa's List
Father Christmas of the Bride
A Good-Night to Remember
Ring of Bright Fairy Lights
Elf Raiser
Frosty/Nixon
Die Card
Tinsel Men
Investigation of a Man in a Furry Red Suit Above Suspicion
Hawk the Sleigher
James and the Queen's Speach
Me, My Elf and Irene
The Naughty, the Nice and the Ugly.
There's No Business like Snow Business
The Stocking Moon
Tree Men and a Baby
The Mince Pie Who Loved Me
Dude - Where's My Card?
The Man Who Would Be King Wenceslas
Cards
The Xmas Men
The Xmas Files
Citizen Candy Cane
Snow Hiding Place
The Spy Who Came In From The Coal
One Flue Over The Cukoo's Nest
Bill and Ted's Excellent Advent-ure
Naughty or Nice Station Zebra
Rebel Without a Claus
A Hard Sleigh's Night
All too easy Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Ho-Ho-Hope Floats
The Sleigh The Earth Stood Still
The Sleigh of the Triffids
Dawn of the Sled
The Decorating of Pelham 1:23
Mad Max: Beyond Boxing Day
Bring Me The Head of Elf Raydo Garcia
Schindler's Christmas List
Ocean's Twelve Days of Christmas
Lapland Before Time
Sleighding Doors
The Silent Night of the Lambs
Bob and Carols and Ted and Alice
Claus
In the Heat of the Night Before Christmas
Twelve Angry Snowmen
All About Xmas Eve
Roamin' Holiday
A Clear and Presents Danger
Twelve Days of the Condor's Christmas
Fat Man and Little Boy
A Passage to Reindeer
Sootsy
A Man for Holly Seasons
Toy
Chocolat Coins
Holly Man
Balloon Over Parador
I Am A Fugitive From A Paper Chain Gang
Eight Mile - It has a lot of wrapping going on
The Nightmare before Christmas
The Lord of the Five Gold Rings
OK, time to change this. Shall we have
The OH&S Film Club
Fire-Driller Killer
The Private Eye Protection
Those Magnificent Ground Staff Working To Ensure That Those Magnificent Men's Flying Machines Meet All Statutory Safety Requirements
Steel-toed Magnolias
Solvent Green
Eye-Wash Station Zebra
The Cat In The Hard Hat
The Decibels of St. Mary's
the Seven-Percent Pollution
Acceptably Risky Business
Some Like It Lukewarm
High-Vis Anxiety
Mercury Rising
Thoroughly Modern Millicurie
Tango and COSHH
A Clear And Prevented Danger
The Wizard of OHS
Bring Me The Headroom Of Alfredo Garcia
Grilled Ripe Tomatoes
Blind Sell-By Date
The Safety-Glass Menagerie
The Dukes of Hazard
One Effluent Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Comply With Me
Crouching Geiger, Hidden Argon
The Dukes of Hazzardous Waste
Wild Wild Waste
Fire Escape from New York
The British Kite Mark Runner
Slags of Our Fathers
Coal Miners' Slaughter
Ask the Dust
Emission Impossible
Lady Windemere's Toe-Tectors
Sillicosister Act
Captain Corelli's Little Collapsible Reflective Triangle
The Cook, His Wife, Her Lover and That Bloke From The Roadworks On King Street What Holds The Stop/Go Lollipop.
Crossing Guard Over
Tom Cruise in Incident Report
The Great Backstrain Robbery
Donny DarCOSHH
Sawdust Memories
Two Mule-Handling Courses for Sister Sarah
Stand No More Than 3 Feet But Not Less Than 2 Foot Six From Me
Inadequately Lit Zone
From Russia With Certification
Dr. No Entry Without Proper Anti-Radiation Gear
The Paper Work
One Of Our Fire Extinguishers Is Missing
The Hunt For Red Winking Lights
The Gas Mask of Zorro
The Sand Buckets of Iwo Jima
Who Fumed Roger Rabbit
RIDDOR of the Sands
First Aid Kit Among Equals
Avoid Serious Injury By Taking Sensible Precautions Hard
The Appropriately Reduced Speed and the Furious
Safe Liasons
A Safety Officer and a Gentleman
The Properly Earthed Electric Cowboy
Stand Clear! Sliding Doors! Heh, Safe Liasons still has me laughing
Min Headroom and yes it was suggested by Uncle Korky's news.
Cautional Treasure: Accident Book of Secrets
Lock, Stock and No Smoking Near Barrels
Hard Hat
As this seems to have stalled, I'll try to move it along a little...
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
Missing in Acton
Sleepless in Settle
Dude, Where's Cardiff?
East of Eton
Wales Rider
Slumdog Million Ayr
Essex and the City
Bring Me to Maidenhead Alfredo Garcia
Born on the Firth of Forth of July
The Court Chester
Burn After Reading
Jersey Boys
The Glasgow Menagerie - [Raak] v. good
Truro Lies
Peterheadroom
Every Which Way but Looe
The Daventry Code
Gangs of York
Rain Manchester
And seeing as I'm a geordie, The Land Before Tyne
The Tin Durham
Sisterhood of the Travelling Hants.
The Bellingham Brief
Let's not forget that Harrison Ford classic, Widnes
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
Little Shrops. of Horror
Pennies from Devon
Sheffield of Dreams
My Felling Americans
Croy Story
The Norwich Man's Wife
The Inc-Redditch-bles
White Notley Can't Jump
High Easter Parade
Harold Wood and Kumar Get The Munchies
To Surrey With Love
A Rhonnda World in Eighty Days
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bristol Skull
Vanilla Skye
How To Lewis a Man in 10 Days
10 Thing I Hate About Crewe
Gateshead Revisited
Woking Girl
Fast Thames at Ridgemont High
The Curious case of Benjamin's Sutton
Places in the Hart.
Warley
Howe Green is my valley
[nfras] Gateshead - v.good!
Beverley Hills Cop
Beverley Hills Cop
Chorley and the Chocolate Factory
Peterborough's Friends
Scarborough-face
From Usk Till Dawn
A Midsummernight's Durham
Tower Hamlet(s)
Luton's Labours Lost
McBethnal Green
Top Hatfield
Tottenham Recall
[Second thoughts] Liff's Labours Lost
The Land's End That Time Forgot
Bonnie and Strathclyde
Bonnie and Clwyd
Severn Brides for Seven Brothers
Free Scilly
A Connecticut Yankee in Earl's Court
Tyne Bandits
All Quiet on the Weston Front
Ware Eagles Dare
The Bridge on the River Wye
The Catford in the Hatfield
I'm Surrey I Havant a Clewer
Heaven's Yate
Star Trek: The Bath of Khan
Catcher in Rye
Woburn after Reading
On Llangollen Pond
The Seven Year Norwich
The Last Temptation of Christchurch
Fife is Beautiful
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch * But Were Afraid To Ask
Corby Goes Bananas
Broadcast Lewes
Never a Hull Moment
The Tyndrum
Shallow Gravesend
Our Man in Havant
A Town Like Alyth
Aberystwythnail and I
Woking and I
Super-Mare Returns
The Man Who Would Be King's Lynn
Wight Fang
Osterley / Brixton
Wuthering Hythe
The Thin Red Lyme
Beccles Flies Again
The Big Boston
Lord of the Rings: The Alton Towers
The Bedford Incident
Children of the Cornwall
The Sea Pauling Shall Not Have Them
Dances With Wolverhampton
The Tenby Commandments
Cheviots of Fire
Oh What A Lovely Warley
Richard the Thirsk
Henley V
MacBath
Much Wenlock About Nothing
The Curious Case of Penge, Lymm and Bolton
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Water?
North By North Westminster
The Ipswich File
Lock, Stock and Two Woking Barrels
Dumfries and Dumber
Horsham Around
El Sidcup
Broken 'Arrow and Wealdstone
The Great Grimsby
The Cheshunt For Redcar October
The Witches Of Eastbourne
Never on Dundee
Dee Movie
Belfast and Furious
The Enniskillen Fields
The Sword in the Stonehenge
The Taking of Balham 123
Die Arden
Gone With the Gwent
What Dreams May Cwm
These Glamorgan Girls
Kiss Kiss Bangor Bangor
The Bala of Ricky Bobby
Kind Herts and Coronets
Ironbridge on the River Kwai (Shurely shome mishtake. It's on The Magnificent Severn. Ed)
Das Bootle
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
The Bournemouth Identity
Lost in Speke
Dumb and Dumbarton
Nil By Portsmouth
The Dam Bicesters
Harlow Dolly
Casino Rhyl
The Llandeilo That Time Forgot
Dirty Barry
A Knighton Casablanca
Foula's Gold
Se7ern
Con Ayr
Bronwydd the Wind
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Blandford Forum
Dial M for Merthyr oblig.
Haverfordwest Was Won
Far From the Maidenhead Crowd
Severn Brides for Severn Brothers
Essex and the City
The Goldaming Compass
Frome Here to Eternity
The Wizard of Oswestry
Crocodile Dunfermaline
Dances With Wolverhampton
Iver the Terrible
The Magnificent Severn
Morecambe: A Suitable Case for Treatment
Mayfair Lady
Pretty Woburn
Malcolm Exe
Turk Hill a Mockingbird
Lady in Reading
Crock Argyle Dundee
Paint Your Wigan
Card of the Light Brigade
The Curious Case of Benjamin Burton
Guess Who's Coming to Pinner?
Card of the Light Brigade = Chard of the Light Brigade :o(
War of the Wolds
Hello Dollis Hill
Ely Rider
Marsden Attacks!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Palace
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Siloth
Midnight Cowplain
Sunbury Bloody Sunbury
Sevenoaks for Seven Brothers
Of Mae Sand Men - Mae Sand is a beach on Orkney
Children of the Cornwall
Trent
Solent Green
How To Deal
No Mersea
The Braintrees of Thika
Rayne Man
All Quiet on the Weston Front
The English Paignton
Lawrence of Belgravia
Rebel Without a Corston
Twelve St Just Men
The Postman Always Trings Twice
Look Who's Torquay
Ingham High
The Ravenscar
Somerset Holiday Una Stubbs!
Monte Carlo or Bude
One Flew Dover the Cuckoo's Nest
The Wind that Shakes the Barnsley
Plan Nine from Outer Speyside
The Wycombe Man
The Man in the Wight Suit
Dante's Peak District
Bude, Where's My Car?
Broken Barrow
How the Westward Ho! Was Won
The Sunderland That Time Forgot
Sliding Dornoch
Shakespeare in Hove
Look Ouse Talking Too
Star Warsall
A Hard Days Knightsbridge
Billericay and Teddington's Excellent Adventure
Cromer versus Cramer
The Dead Blackpool
The Pit and The Pendu-Lyme
Silent Runnymede
Everything Your Wanted To Know About Sexsmith But Were Afraid To Ask
Tring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Carlisle of the Dead
She Wore a Yellow Ripon
Larne Day's Journey into Wight
Every Home Should Hove One
Marlow and Me
Oh What A Clovelly War
The Hustler, (with Karl Malden)
Ongar Golden Pond
The City on the Edgebaston of Forever
Hamburger Hull
Stamford Bridge to Terabithia
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonely
Star Trek III: The Search for Speke
Reddich Dawn
Alnwick in the UK (music video's count, right?)
Rock Fawlies
Amersham Pie
The Pinkney (Wilts) Panther
The Prisoner of Zennor
The Skegness of King George
My Beautiful Launceston
Enemy At The Gateshead
St Ives of the Potato Men
Dungeness and Dragons
The Cable Wye
It Cambridge From Outer Space
This Island Perth
Hullboy
New Forest Gump
Wyken Ned Devine
Is Corris Burning?
Six Days and Severn Nights
Look Who's Dorking
Poole Harbor
Catfordwoman
Holme Alone
Rebel Without a Corston
Essex, Lewes and Videotape
The First Great Train Rubery
The Hand that Rocks the Cradley
Darn it, "The Dead Poole" would have been so much better than "The Dead Blackpool". Well done Software.
Warley Games
Warley Games
Kill Rhyll
The Lion, Norwich and the Wardrobe
Oban Cowboy
My Darlington Clementine
Luton on the Ritz
Mutiny on the County
Andover Her Dead Body
Crewe
Midhurst Cowboy
Gateshead Revisited
The Court Chester
When the Windscale Blows
Truth or Aberdare
Tywyn Miss Daisy
Earth Girls Are Ely
Llanfair Lady
The Tenby Commandments
Llangadog Day Afternoon
A Fish called Rhondda
The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindon
A Chard Day's Night
Arundel The World In 80 Days
When Harrogate Sally
XxWrexham
O Bognor, Where Art Thou?
Betws-y-Coed in Alex
Like Waterford for Chocolate
Shattered Glasgow
Come Back to the Five and Ten, Aberdeen, Aberdeen
[irach] Where do you get these films? What is the Aberdeen one?
Grumpy Mold Men
Perth of a Nation [IS,P] It's the 1982 movie with Cher, "Come Back to the Five and Ten, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean". Look it up.
Taunton Hears a Who"
Dungeness and Dragons
Potton
The Potton Club
Bourne Free
The Taking Of Eltham 123
Star Trek II: The Wath Of Khan
Doncaster Crazy
The Hand that rocks the Crayke/b>
Dartmo' Better Blues
The Theydon Bois From Brazil
The Ghost and the Loch Ness
Wait Until Sark
A Splott In The Dark
East Ham Of Eden
The Poplar Express
The Corley
High Dunoon
The Man Who Would Be Kings Lynn
My Fareham Lady
Baddow of a Doubt
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch man, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!. The story of The Harlech Globetrotters.
Happy Fleet
Dirty Rowton Scoundrels
Last Exeter for Brooklyn
Old Yell
Prince of Durness
View to a Killin
Smart Peebles
The Somerset of '42
A Redcar Named Desire
Dursley Dancing
[irach] No wonder I couldn't find it in imdb, it's "Come back to the five and DIME...." I was searching for "five and ten".
Blood Thirsk [IS,P] Sorry, old chap...
Grimsby Reaper
Teesside Story
The Great Morpeth Caper
Like Bridgewater for Chocolate
The Yeovil in Mrs. Jones
The Cwmbach Kid
The Belvoir Ending Story
Goodbye Mr Chippenham
Haverford West, Reanimator
Robin Hood - with Douglas Fairbanks.
A Manchester For All Seasons
Tewksbury Mules For Sister Sarah
The Egham Sanction
Eel Pie Island, je t'aime
Far From the Reading Crowd
Dorcester Act
Slap Shotton
Ring of Bright Bourton-on-the-Water
Is Uxbridge Burning?
Last Tango in Padstow
Belfast and Furious
Coleraine Man
Dungannon Ball Run
Lurgan Cowboy
The Blackpool Rock I know that that isn't technically a place, but the rock is linked inextricably to the town so ...
Wonderful Fife. Una Stubbs!
The Isle of Dogs of War
The Englishman who went up Biggin Hill and came down Mountain Ash
Red Dornoch
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
The Green Mull
Dee Movie
Devon Can Wait
Hullraiser
Out of Affric
Raiders of the Lost Arkaig
Jailhouse Loch
The Adventures of Barra McKenzie
Yate Until Dark
The Seven Year Redditch
Staines By Me
The Boat Of Garten That Rocked
Menai in Black
Narberth of a Nation
The Empire Strikes Bath
The Bourne Mouth
I'm Isle of Wight, Jack
Ouse Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Raw Deal
Riddle of the Sandwich
The Dead Poole
Kent
Thoroughly Todmorden Millie
Hudson Hawkhurst
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, Banff
Durham and Durhamer
The Forth Protocol
Dumb and Dunbar
OK, we seem to have run out of steam a little. Shall we announce the schedule for the
Star Trek Film Club
Big Tribble in Little China
Borg Free
Spock Around the Clock
The Hunt For Red Spocktober
Enterprise the Dragon
Dancing with Worf
The Magnificent Seven of Nine
The Real McCoy
Warp of the Worlds
Death Takes A Holodeck
The Great Escape Pod
Sulu Dawn
Dammit Jim, I'm Dr. Jekyll, Not Mr. Hyde!
Scotty of the Antartic
Mr. Beam's Holiday
King Klingong
Blank Chekov
The Shat Hits the Fan
Beam Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Ephaserhead
Easy Riker
Carry On Nurse Chappell
Doc, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gorncia
Calamity Janeway
Uhura's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
From Crusher with Love
The Enterprise "C" Shall Not Have Them
Set Phasers To Kill A Mockingbird
Gorn With the Wind
Finding Nemoy
A Beautiful Mind-meld
About a Borg
Oh What A Lovely Warp Drive
Picard At Hanging Rock
They Were Expendable Crew Members
and the sequel They Died With Their Red Shirts On
The Gorns of Navarone
Plan DS9 From Outer Space
Aliens
Doc Soup
Romulan Holiday
The Borg Supremacy
Get Data
Fantastic Voyager
Scotty With Mussolini
Boyce Don't Cry
Romulan Holiday
It Came From Outer Subspace
Romulan Holiday, Romulan Holiday - so good they named it twice
Kirk Hearts and Coronets
Spocktopussy
The Maltese Vulcan
About McCoy
Worf of the Worlds
Data Movie
Chek - Off
The Nacell
The Transporter Can't believe I'm the first to spot that one
Tran Sporters too
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Chacotay
Bajors!
The Sisko Kid
Tango and Vash
Hellphaser
A Night in Cassiopeia
(irach) Hey! You've wandered into Battlestar Gallactica Theatre there! That has to be a line fault!:)
Two Men on a Shuttlecraft
Two Men on a Shuttlecraft
(Sierra Mike)- In the "Terra Nova" episode, planet Terra Nova is also known as Eta Cassiopiea III.
Last Tango in Tom Paris
Kes
Warp 10 From Navarone
(irach) Yeah, right. :)
Ring of Bright Horta
Ring of Bright Horta
The Man Who Would Be Klingon
Oh! What a Lovely Worff
High Noonien Soong
Until the End of the Franchise
Dirty Roddenberry Scoundrels
Where No Man Has Gorn Before
The Constant Shatner
The Sarek of the Mary Deare
Captain's Log Courageous
The Quark of Zorro
The Hunt for Red Matter
Twelve Angry Klingons
Yar and Away
A Tale of Two Cities on the Edge of Forever
The Galileo Se7en
Brief Encounter at Farpoint
The Taking of NCC-1701
Episode VI: Return of the Geordi
Gleaming The Borg Cube
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Dilithium Crystal Skull
(Deanna) Troy
Dude, Where's My Shuttlecraft?
A Hard Dax Night
Dude, Where's My Cardassian?
North West Final Frontier
'Bones' Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(Kim) or "All Quiet on the Final Frontier".
My Sister's Keeper
Khan-Khan
The Meaning Of Life, Jim
Once Upon a Time in the Delta Quadrant
From Crusher With Love
Galaxy Blues
Breakfast at Quarks
Waltz With Dr Bashir
Mad Dax
Nosferengi
Live and Let Dilithium
Groundhog Data
Ilia Postino
[Irach] Now you're doing The Man From Uncle! :) Two can play at that game.
Beverley Hills Cop
Beverley Hills Cop
[Sierra Mike] Ilia was the navigator in Star Trek- the Movie- n(not the TV series)- look it up
[irach] Knew that, kidding you. Sorry.
Good Wil Hunting.
Good Wil Hunting.
Dorn of the Dead
Saavik Private Ryan
Troi
Bring Me The Head Of The Crystal Entity
Pulaski Blues
A Rand Day Out
Silva Streak
I was Montgomery Scott's Double
The Killing Shields
Andorian Gray
The Million Quatloo Note
Is Ten-Forward Burning? and if not, why not?
Since it's been over a week since the last entry, I suspect the Star Trek well has run dry. So, I'm going to go out on a limb and propose the Doctor Who Film Club
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
Look Who's Talking
The Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Cyberman Who Would Be King
Dalek for Murder
The Ood Couple
Quo Tardis
Roller Zarbi
A Night at the Menoptera
K-9: The Widowmaker
Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?
La Vie Davros
I, Raston Warrior Robot
Doctor Who's Coming To Dinner
The Man Who Broke the Bannakaffalatta at Monte Carlo
The (Ice) Warriors
Grand Theft Auton
Hello Dalek
My Dalek Clementine
Tom Baker in Scarf-Face
Peter Panopticon
Kind Hartnells and Coronets
Pertwee's Big Adventure
Rani, Lola, Rani
Sil Met By Moonlight
The Name Of The Rose
Are We There Yeti?
[Sierra Mike] Bravo!
The Brigadier Hunter
Wheel in Space Jam
Of Mice And Cybermen
A Mandrel For All Seasons
Moroks From Outer Space
Bring Me The Hath of Alfredo Garcia!
In Bed With Donna
Ice Warrior Zebra
Time After Timelord
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestene
The Life And Loves Of A Sea Devil
Ian and Doc and Susan and Barbera
Console Room With A View
Time Rotor Bandits
The Pursuit Of The Happiness Patrol
Sonic Screwdriving Miss Daisy
The Man With Two Brains Of Morbius
Face of Boe/Off
Carry On Sergeant Benton
My Sister's Keeper Of Traken
Sensorites and Sensibility
Mummy Mia
Move Over Dalek
Dude, Where's My TARDIS?
TARDIS Lost
Martha Jones and The Temple of Doom
For Whom The Cloister Bell Tolls
T' Mara Never Dies
Scarf Face
Looks like this one has also run out of steam, but I like the idea of Old Cult TV-Show Film Club so how about a round of :
The Prisoner Film Club
I'll start by offering Number Six Degrees of Separation
Our Unmutual Friend
I Know Why You Resigned Last Summer
No. 1 Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Magnificent Number Seven
Ocean's Number Eleven
Number 8 1/2
The Village of the Damned
Number Four Weddings and a Funeral
Dude, Where's My KAR120C?
The (Large) White Balloon
The McGoohan Show
Last Tango In Portmerion
Rover the Hedge
Mini Moke Overdrive
I am not a number, I am a Lawnmower Man
Das Booth
er...sorry... thought we were stll on "Dr. Who"....
10000 BC-ing You
Sands of Ynys Gifftan
Perhaps this isn't as fertile a subject as I had thought it would be. Time for another? Posed by someone with a sounder grasp of the game?
How about a round of the
Mornington Crescenters Film Club
The Treasure of the Sierra Mike
Dunx, Where's My Car?
The X-Phils
La Vie en Rosie
Carlito's Paul Way
Korky's
School of Raak
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Dan
I Robot, Porter!
The Grapes of Raak
Good Phil Hunting
I'm sure I remember this being done before, possibly on MCiOS... However, let's not spoil the fun: Look Who's Chalky
Bob the firehouse dog
Chalky Balboa
The Mighty Dunx
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
[irach] or ImNotBeingJohn Malkovich.
The Desert Rabs
The Desert Rabs
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. K.O.R.K.Y.
The Hand that Raaks the Cradle
A Tuj of Class
Blob Roy
Rab Roy
One Million Years BCdM
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Cruel CdM
La Stevie en Rose
Very nice site!
Ma vie est un nfras
Pepé le pwwpuieu. Very nice site!
Boogie, nights!
Andy Band Played On - [Kim] proper lol
Ballad of Reading JLE
Bigsmith goes to Washington
Puckoon With A View
Lord Blue Velvet [nfras] ta.
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Anthrax Whirl
Néa Dark
Rita, Sue and Blob Too
When the Wind Pablos
Wait Until Raak
Jailhouse Raak
Kim
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Island of Dr Qu+Xum
Dr Qu+Xumglove
Raiders of the Lost Raak
Ice Age Porter
City of Projoy
Bob the Dog Day Afternoon
The irachel Papers
Sponge Blob Square Pants
JLE House Rock
The Dirty Dujon
Guest Login Who's Coming To Dinner?
Something Wicked This Way Kims
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Pablo Hot, Blow Cold
The Cable Irouléguy
Cider with Rosie
Phil-adlephia
The Blob
Watt D. Furquinelle's Up, Doc?
The Cabinet of Dr Qu+Xum
I knew some of these looked familiar. It wasn't even that long ago...
Objective, Norma!
Stop, or Yer Mom Will Shoot
Looking for Mister Boolbar
Wallace and Gramit in A Grand Dunx Out
Rita, Sue and Bob The Dog, Too
The Name Of The Rosie
Paul Way Out West
The Wind That Shakes The Boolbarley
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Boolbar "Boolbar" cascade declared
The Golden Boolbar
Strictly Boolbarroom
Boolbarella
Raising Boolbarizona "Boolbar" cascade declared closed
Nfraseratu
[CdM] A year is a long time in Film Club.
The Red Darren
Korky Park
Play Chasty for Me
The Man Who Would Be Kim
[Kim] Or even Chalky Park!
Meet me in Blamelewis
Who Framed Roger Rab?
Three Kims
The Bells of St Dogmael?
irach for the Sky
Phil Metal Jacket
He's Juxtapose Not Into You
Chalky President's Men
TUA Mockingbird
Harry Porter! and the Crescent of Secrets
The Raak of Kahn
Time for another?
How about MOVIES FOR RUSSOPHILES AND THOSE BEHIND THE ERSTWHILE IRON CURTAIN?
Mad Marx
Mad Marx
Gorby Goes Bananas
Tsar Trek
Putin on the Ritz
Stalin Trek
Arkangel & Demons
Coal Miner's Dacha
Uncle's Tomsk Cabin
That Touch of Minsk
Kremlins
The Killing of John Lenin
Roman Holiday
The Trotsky and the Nottie
Stay Hungary
Blank Czech
Lawrence of U.S.S.R.abia
Tolstoy Story
Educating Nikita
Ivan, Robot
Red Sonja
Kramer vs. Kremlin
The People's Agricultural Collective #5 Of The Damned
Comrade, Where's My Car?
The Devil Wears Pravda
Commune-struck
Gdansk for the Memory
Tsar Wars Episode V - The Empier Strikes Back
Comrade Kane
Singin' in Ukraine
A Tsar is Born
Carry On Up The Volga
Moscow on the Moscow
The Petrograduate
There's Something About the Gulag
Vlad Santa
Gorky's
The Vladimeerkats
Berlin WALL·E
Kiev Largo
Raising Alexander
Ekranoplan 9 From Outer Space
Brezhniev Encounter
Uzhgorod Warrior
Ludmilla Mockingbird
The Glasnost Menagerie
The 39 Steppes
For a Few Roubles More
From Here to Arkhangelsk
Cossacks and the City
The Wizard of Broz
Heebie KGBs
The Good, The Bad, and the Grozny
[Sofware re: 39 Steppes] Applause
Ural Good Man, Charlie Brown
Ural Good Man, Charlie Brown
Woodvostok
Blue Krushchev
T-34, Where Are You?
The NKVD Always Knocks Twice
The Pogrom
The (Communist) Party
MIG
Gulag 17
Vladivostok and Two Smoking Barrels
The Leningraduate
Salem's Aeroflot
Neva Say Neva Again
Bolsheveiks of Fury
The Great Spassky
Yentlsin
Shall We Gdansk? Sounds like something Popeye would say to Olive Oyl
Yeltsin Kong Insert other well known Russians ending in -in here
Boris and Kyril and Lev and Alyssia
Pavlov Actually
The Rocky Horowitz Picture Show
Hairy Pyotr and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan
Love Me or Mendeleev Me
Children of a Lesser Voshkod
Monty Python: The Life of Lenin
Katya on a Hot Tin Roof
Trotsky and Hutch
The Moskvitches of Eastwick
Jacob's Lada
Big Trabant in Little China
Peter the Great Escape
Kevin & Perry Stro Ika - it's Russian for "Go Large". Honest.
Time for another, I think. How about
Cheesemakers Film Club?
I'll kick off with:
Cheesemakers Film Club?
I'll kick off with:
Brighton Roquefort
Born Brie
Edam Yankees
Jacob's Cheddar
Monterrey Jack Frost
The Swiss of the Spider Woman
Gouda Will Hunting
For Whom The Babybel Tolls
Educationg Feta
Revenge of the Curds
I'm All Right, Monterey Jack
I Was Monty's Double Gloucester
The Edambusters
Or even HerBrie Goes To Monte ReyJack
The Camembert Run
The Seven Gruyere Itch
Philadelphia
The Boursin Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum
The Rarebit Proof Fence A bit forced, but...
The Legend of the Provolone Ranger
Pasteurs of the Universe
Fromage Here to Eternity
The Hunt for Red Leicester
The Big Cheesy
Bring Me the Chedder of Alfredo Garcia (oblig.)
Limburger Hill
Romano Holiday
Mozzarella (starring Jane Fondue)
The Guns of Marscapone
Bridget Jones' Dairylea
East of Edam
The Gouda, The Bad and The Ugly
The Day The Earth Stood Stilton
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lymeswold
Once Upon A Time In Mexicana
The Cottage (oblig.)
Mahon de Soures
Padano Hot Tin Roof
The Glass Fromagerie
The Kraft
The Primula Of Miss Jean Brodie
Whey Out West
88 Rennets
Key Yarg-o
The Manchego Who Would Be King
Bavarian Smoked Movie
The Curious Queso of Benjamin Button
Return Of The Cheddai
Cheeses Of Nazareth
Grater Expectations
Banon of the Spring
The Man in the Iron Marscapone
Gran Pecorino
Añejo of a Thousand Days
Gloucester in Translation
The Longest Jarlsberg
A Beautiful Rind
Shropshire Blue Velvet
Carlito's Whey
Wallace and Gromit: Curds of the Were-Rabbit Cheese, Gromit!
Blue Velveeta
Cinema Para Queso
The Bridges of Madison's Five Counties
The Texas Cheeseslicer Massacre
Any Which Whey But Loose
Mahon of La Mancha
The Men Who Stare At Goats' Cheese
Bridget Jones's Dairylee
Field of Creams
Milk
The Havarti (with Feta Cellars)
Little Gouda
[SM] Bzzzzt!
Brie Movie
Where Eagles Dairy
Anything starring the Truckle Brothers...
The Guns of Provolone
Peter Paneer
Halloumi Bell Tolls
Ice Age Derby
The Stinking Bishop's Wife
Lappi Feat
The Bells of St Paulin
Cheesy Rider
Carry On Up The Käse
Once a Pont-L'Évêque in the West
Pelican Brie
Brie Encounter
The Bridge on the River Kwaito
From Rushan with Love
A Fist Full of Durrus
Airag-time
Run, LowLow, Run
[UK] Never heard of it - is it any good? More to the point - is it CHEESE or is it I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Cheese?
[IS,P] No idea on the quality - it's some new-fangled low-fat cheese being advertised endlessly on TV at the moment. The advert features a mouse trying to reach a slice of cheese on toast in the middle of a room full of mousetraps. As far as its authenticity, it's probably still closer to the real thing than stuff like Cheesestrings or Dairylea Dunkers!
Sex and the Cathedral City
Tropical fruit *always*goes bad said Petula
Buying the Laughing Cow
The Kraft
To Tillamook-ing Bird
Mascarpone Time In America With music by Ennio Provolone.
Wow, a whole weekend with no posts - time for a change?
All The President's Emmental [IS,P] Oh, go on, then! :-)
The Court Ilchester
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
Goudafellas
A Beautiful Rind
How about a new one?
Cyclist's Film Club
G.I. Chain
Star Trek: The Search for Spoke
Tyre In The Sky
Point Brake. And anything by the Merckx Brothers.
Blazing Saddles (sic)
Chain Reaction
Putting on the Cleats
Full Pedal Jacket
The Perfect Sturmey-Archer
The Gear Hunter
Hub
True Grip
The Presta
Forrest's Pump
Ocean's Twelve-Speed
The Ballad of Brake-Cable Hogue
King of the Sprocket Men
The Diary of Anne's Crank
He Wore a Yellow Jersey
Bring Me The Head of Lance Armstrong
Throw Momma From The Chain
Custer's Last Bikestand
Wheel People
One Flew Over The Handlebars
The Cable Guide
Napoleon Dynamo
The Peloton Brief
Lance With Me
Looking For Mr Crossbar [Sierra Mike] lol
Terminal Velocipede
Driving Miss Daisy, Daisy
The Lovely Boneshaker
National Velocipede
Spand-X-Men
And the sequel, True Lycra.
Raleigh 'Round the Flag, Boys!
Magma: The Earth's Moulten Core
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down On A Mountain Bike
BMX-Men
Innertube
The Tandem of the Opera
High Plains Grifter
, and anything with Dennis Chopper
.
, and anything with Dennis Chopper.Some Bike it Hot
Wheezy Rider
Saturday Night Tyre-Lever
Clutch of the Titans
Reality Bikes
Purple Chain
Sustransformers
The Cruel Seat
Fork et Paris
First Aiders' Film Club
Plaster and Commander
In Like Splint
Who's Band-aid on Virginia Woolf?
In Bruise
The Sling and I
Night Sprain
Cuts
Jesus Christ's Super Scar
Spring Break
Sling Blade
Scanners
The Man with X-Ray Eyes
Burns After Redaing
The Medicine Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Bandage It Like Beckham
And the Band-Aid Splayed On
Mercurochrome Rising
Paramedic Activity
The Diary of Resusci Anne Frank
Patch 22
The Fracture
Night Sprain
28 Graze Later
Kick-Asprin irach: *self-bzzt*
The King and MRI
Catscan People
Bring Me The Head CT of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek: Emesis
A Man Called Charley Horse
Resusci Annie Hall [nfras] Kudos
Winter Poultice
Snow Falling on Seizures
Julius' Seizure
The Faint
Live and Don't Let Die
The Awkward Fall of the Roman Empire
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
I Am Leg End
Bind up the Head-Wound of Alfredo Garcia
The Accidental Tourist
Wallace and Vomit- the Curse of the Stale rarebit
Graze Anatomy
The Texas Chainsaw Injuries Clinic
Saturday Night Fever
The Sting
Asthmatar
Bronchospasm Billy
Kiss of the Spider Venom
Love, Fracturally
Back to the Suture
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
The Seven Year Stitch
Plaster of Paris (Texas)
The Lady Painkillers
The Novocaine Mutiny
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Poultice Squad
Clue Starring Col. Mustard Plaster, Miss Scarlet Fever, Reverend Gan Green et al.
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
Little Man Amputate
The Final Prognosis
Plaster of Paris- When It Sizzles
The Bruise Brothers
Lady Sings the Black and Blues
Traction Jackson
Dirty Lancing
On Her Majesty's National Health Service
The Frostbite Saga
The Elastoplast of the Mohicans
The Stye Who Loved Me
Dogbite Afternoon
The Princess' Debride
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cast (Now and Forever)
Scaldfinger
Abrasion in the Sun
The Scrapes of Wrath
First Degree Burns After Reading
Sunstroke Boulevard
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Tennis Elbowfinger
Plaster and Commander
The Whitlow Boy
Hangnail and I
Oh! What A Lovely Wart
The Man With Two Sprains
(Emergency Ward) 10
The Big Chilblain
The Psoriasis of the Long Distance Runner
Cyster Act
Abcess of Malice
The Six Hives of Henry Lefay
Rash
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Our Man's Splint
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Verruca
Tango and Gash
Ice-Pack in Alex
¡Triage Amigos!
Captain Correli's Defibrillator
Fatal Traction
Ingrowing Toenail And I
Dude, Where's My Carbuncle?
Reviving Miss Daisy
Chills
The Stepford Hives
The Sick and the Dead
Almost Flatlined
2001: A Sprain Odyssey
A Beautiful Melanoma
Movies Based in a Lift
Shaft
The Thing from Another Floor
Schindler's Lift
Dial 'M' For Mezzanine
Close Encounters of the Third Floor
Cable Guy
A Scenic Elevator With A View
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Lifts* (* But Were Afraid to Ask)
The Greatest Elevator Pitch Ever Told
Up
The Descent
O Elevator, Where Art Thou?
Run Up The Stairs Instead, Lola, Run Up The Stairs Instead
From Here to Maternity (2nd Floor)
The Sound of Muzak
The Unbearable Lightness of a Snapped Elevator Cable
The Smell Of, Well, I'm not Sure to Be Honest But If It's A Woman I Don't Want To Share This Lift With Her
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Elevator Button
Toy Storey
Sliding Doors
The Elevator of Dr. Caligari
SWAT that bloody fly!
High Noon
The Englishman who Rode Up an Elevator but Climbed Down the Stairs
Three Men In An Elevator
It's a Wonderful Lift
I know it's a book but I thought, "What the hell" - Sits, Farts and Leaves
Twelve Angry Men In An Elevator
The Unbearable Loudness of "DING!!!"
The Three Musketeers In An Elevator
Two Weeks' Otis
[Any Title] In An Elevator
Elevator Cid
Rosemary's Lobby
Monty Python's The Meaning of Lift
The Lift Also Rises
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
Watership Down
Dumb and Dumbwaiter
Monty Python's The Lift of Brian
Almost Flying
Black Lift Down
Ascent of a Woman
Ascenseur and Sensibility
It's a Wonderful Lift
[irach] DING!
Benjamin, yes, you can press the Button
Benjamin, yes, you can press the Button
Lift, Right and Centre
The Last House on the Lift
Room At The Top
Elevator: Rise Of The Machines
Lift at the Top
The Spy Who Lift Me
The Winches of Eastwick
A Bug's Lift
Sleep-lift in Seattle
Wuthering Heights
Elevate Until Dark
Elevator
Movies for Librarians
Book, Line and Sinker
Grand Theft Author
Shhhhhhhaft
To Borrow Never Dies
Lend it Like Beckham
Spirit of St Dewey
Sh-Elf
Bring Me The Autobiography Of Alfredo Garcia
The Borrowers (oblig)
Under M for Murder
Pulp Fiction
Everybody's Fine
The Quiet Man
Look up HV6499 to HV6535 For Murder
The Shhhs of the Fisherman
Stacks of the Killer Tomatoes
The Class-mark Of The Rose
Tome Thumb
Paperback to the Future
A Microfiche Called Wanda
Jacob's Stepladder
Silence of the Lambs obviously
That one starred Hannibal Lectern, of course
The Loaning of Pelham 123
One of Our Aircraft Books is Missing
The Return of "The Fly" 12s6d owing
The Spy Who Came In From The Barking Branch
Catalog on a Hot Tin Roof
Author
Read Poets Society
Howard's Bookend
New Dustjacket City
Pal Dewey
Title Recall
Robin Hood: Large Prints of Thieves
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Text* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
Carry On Reading
The Lord of the Ringbinders
Lost in Translation oblig
Return of the Jedi
28 Days Overdue
Binders Keepers
Prints of Persia
Four Readings and a Few Novels
Paperback Mountain
Book Back in Anger
Fining Miss Daisy
Travels With My Anthology
Royalty-free Willy
The Seven Yearbook Itch
Full Dust Jacket
The Copyright Stuff
Quiet Please, We're British
Binding Nemo
Shelving Private Ryan
Dude, Where's My Cart?
Tome Reader
What's Up, Document?
Readers of the Lost Archive
The Word Man of Alcatraz
Easy Reader
Easy Writer
Sleeveless in Seattle
Tome Alone
The Return of the Magnificent Seven
The Lone Ranger Writes Again
Return to Lender
The DaVinci Codex
ShELF
The Bucket Novelist
The Omega Manuscript
All Quiet on the Western Frontispiece
A Christmas Carrel
RollerDex
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Librarian
Book Back In Anger
The Cook, His Wife, The Librarian and Her Little Rubber Date Stamp
9 1/2 Weeks Overdue
While on the radio there's an episode of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
Check-in Run
Checking Out
Conan the Librarian
The Da Vinci Barcode
A Fiche Called Wanda
The Ever-Lending Story
The Mighty Quinto
One Or Two Things That I Know About Books
I Know What You Read Last Summer
Prose Encounters of the Nerd Kind
King Solomon's Fines
Abridge over the River Kwai
Sink the Bookmark
The Truth About Catalogues
The Nutty Prefacer
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Bookends
Fining Nemo
Shhhhaft
The Mouse That Whispered
Ayesha, Or The Return Of "She"
Shhh . . . rek
Movies for Translators
Lost in Translation (oblig.)
The French Connection
Close Encounters of the Word Kind
The Manchurian Predicate
Star Trek: Inflection
War of the Words
Apportez-moi la Tête d'Alfredo Garcia
From Russian With Love
Everything, about sex, to know, you ever wanted, but to ask, afraid were.
Decline and Fall
The Italian Job
Romancing the Rosetta Stone
And the sequel, The Name of the Rosetta Stone
A Babel Fish Called Wanda
The Printing Bride
Bye Bye Wordy
The Maltese Hyphen
The Flying Noun
Thoroughly Modern Swahili
Farsi From Heaven
The Finnish of the Affair
The Hitchhiker's Phrasebook of the Galaxy
Some Like It Hottentot
The French Conjunction
My Big Fat Greek Dictionary
Carry On Norse
Zulu
Lawrence of Arabian
Danish The Menace
The Cruel Farsi
Bengali
The Truth About Tagalog
The Good, The Bad And The Urdu
Romany Holiday
The Afrikaans Queen
Never Cry Wolof
Brazilian
The Outlaw Josey Welsh
Bugsy Malay
The Mandarin With No Name
Tamil Met By Moonlight
The Riddle Of The Sanskrit
Hmong-struck
The Thai That Binds
Tamil on the Floss
Latin Men
The Invisible Mandarin
All the Presidents Mandarin
Butch Cassidy and the Sunda Kid
Captain Corelli's Mandarin
The English Patient
Catalan on a Hot Tin Roof
Soylent Greek
The Wild Portuguese
Dutch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [thanks, Softers]
Ben Gali
Karabakh to the Future
TV ALERT - Georgian Mildred
All The President's Armenian
A Man Called Norse
The Creole Sea
Gullah Dolly
From Russian With Love
Dutch Ado About Nothing
Batman Bengali
A Man Called Norse
Aboriginal Sin
Norse by Norse West overcooking the Norse
Slovak to the Future
Blank Czech
Look Who's Talking Hutu
Rune With A View
[Irach] Missed opportunity to follow your latest with Dustin Hoffman's Tutsi
Although neither Hutu nor Tutsi need translation - not being languages.
[IS,P] Okay, then I'll go with Look who's Talking Tuvaluan
Jason and the Argot-nauts
The Lexican or, if you prefer,
Lexicon-air
Lexicon-air
A Manx For All Seasons
Last Tongan in Paris
Diaglossanother Day
Star Trek: The Wrath of Conjugations "Phrasebooks on stun!"
The Dawn Patois
A Man For All Sindhi
Amharic Pie
Charlie's Anglais
Bill and Ted's Excellent Avesta
Pali 'Round the Flag, Boys
Arabic Pie
Crouching Tiger, Hindi Dragon
Movies for English/Grammar Teachers
E.T. The Extra Tense
The Santa Clause (oblig.)
Bhowani Conjunction
The Sixth Tense
Irony Man
Who Donne It?
Northwest by North
Dr Whom
Gerunds of the Fall
Apocalypse Noun
Close Encounters of the Third Declension
J'Accusative
Dr Syntax
Silence of the Iambs
Earth vs The Flying Chaucers
Singing in the Rain
The Wizard of Australia
Good Fellows
The Noun's Story
Ace Caesura: Pet Detective
Two Weeks' Notice
The Unbearable Litotes of Being
Deriving Miss Daisy
Mars Syntax!
Parse Attacks
Zeugma and Louise
Apostrophe Now
Comma
When Tomorrow Comma
Star Trek: Generative Grammarians
The Third Person
Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest
Complete Metal Jacket
Throw Mother From The Train
The Colour Purple
Back to the Future Perfect
Nouns on the Run
Sweet Home a la Grammar
Little Passive Voice
The Aoristocats
The Passion of the Chrestomathy
Nick and Norah's Infinitive Playlist
The Contraction
The Cook, His Wife, The Greengrocer and His' Apostrophe's
Gerund, Lola, Gerund
Stanza by Me
Movies for Bird Watchers
Up
The Pelican Brief (oblig.)
Wild, Wild Nest
The Maltese Falcon oblig
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest also oblig
Lock, Flock and Barrel
Four Lapwings and a Funeral
Big Momma's Grouse
Pigeon the River Kwai
Saturday Kite Fever
The Twitches of Eastwick
Broken Sparrow
Hawk The Slayer
U Tern
Close Enounters of the Bird Kind
Dr. Guano
Live and Let Fly
The Joy Cluck Club
The Birds (oblig.)
Chicken Run (oblig.)
Duck and Ducker
My Left Coot
Loonstruck
Taras Bulbul
American Magpie
The Towering Flamingo
Blame It On Rhea
Kiwi's Big Adventure
Who's That Gull?
The Real Macaw
Hello Polly
[irach] Or Peewit's Big adventure works as well.
Eagle-ly Blonde
Inglourious Bustards
Two or Three Things I Know About Herons
Crane Man
50 Ways to Leave your Plover
The Eider Sanction
The Titmouse Thunderbolt
Bobolink and Carolina Wren and Redstart and A Lesser Black-backed Gull
Dove Story
Jurassic Lark
Tit's a Wonderful Life
Of Titmice and Men
Migrate Expectations
My Big Fat Grebe Wedding
Good Will Bunting
King Solomon's Mynahs
Das Coot
The Caucasian Chickadee Circle
Rosemary's Booby
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Duck Soup oblig.
Seven Brides for Seven Plovers
Three Men and a Booby
Swan with the Wind
Trains, Cranes and Automobiles or Cranes, Planes and Automobiles or, indeed, Cranes, Cranes and Automobiles
Bring Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
The Rook the Thief His Wife & Her Plover
Annie Get Your Gull
From Rhea To Eternity
Raiders of the Lost Auk
The African Preen
Wren, Lola, Wren
The Taking of Pelican 123
Godwit the Wind
Rosemary's Phoebe
Duck Day Afternoon
Reservoir Ducks
Things To Do In Denver When You're A Duck
The Legend of the Loon Ranger
Any Which Way But Goose
Gander Brothers
The Longest Jay
Zorba the Grebe
Wall Tweet "Grebe is good!"
Pat Gannet & Billy the Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kite
The Dam Bustards
From Heron to Eternity
Swan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Lord of The Rings - The Two Cans
Raiders of the Ost Rich
Oh! What A Lovely Warbler
Eiderdownfall
Grouse Hawk Day
The Raptor
The Passerine of the Christ
Toucan Play That Game
Last Drongo in Paris
Eat Osprey Dove
Good Willet Hunting
Nest Side Story
Chat On A Hot Tin Roof
La Wren Margot
My Stepmother is an Avian
A Starling is Born
A Budgie Too Far
Goldfincher
From Russia, With Dove
The Gizzard of Oz
What's New Pussychat
Day Of The Jackdaw
Monte Carlo Or Bustard!
First Among Eagles
There's Something About Canary
Barbet's Feast
Reach For The Skylark
The Longest Jay
A Finch Called Wanda
I'm All Right Jackdaw
Tea For Toucan
Hoopoe Dreams
Monty Python And The Holy Rail
The Finch Connection
The Shoes of the Kingfisher Man
Coot Hand Luke
A Jay At The Races
Jumpin' Jacamar Flash
Look Who's Stalking Potoo
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Trogon
Road to Vireo
Manakin
Fat Albatross
Passenger Pigeon 57
Rhea Window
House of Waxwings
Shrike Force
Weaver Las Vegas
Horatio Hornbiller
Cranespotting
Movies for Clothing Inspectors
Cloth Sides of the Law
pAntz. [KS] wtf is a clothing inspector?
Full Metal Jacket (oblig.) [ISP] "'ello, luv. Mind if I take these down and use them in evidence?"
The Unbearable Tightness of Lycra™
The Thong
Anorak to the Future
Galaxy Vest
The Men who Stare at Coats
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Personal Vest
Travels with My Pant
A Bra is Born
Any Which Way but Loose
Tog Day Afternoon
Raging Wool
Three Men In A Coat
The Unbearable Tights of Being
Shirty Dancing
Das Boot (oblig.)
The Pelican Briefs
Close Encounters of the Shirt Kind
Wrinkle All The Way
Petticoat Pirates oblig.
Monty Python and the Bargain Rail
Bra Wars
Frock, Stock and Barrel
Three Wedding Dresses and a Funeral
A Day at the Braces
Get Cartier
Sliding Diors
The Desert Socks
The Britches of Eastwick
The Britches of Madison County
Seven Bras for Seven Brothers
Kilt Bill
The Knicker of Bray
Plus Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Lace
Those Magnificent Men on Their Sewing Machines
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
Licence to Kilt
Hook
Rag Traders of the Lost Ark
Robin Hoodie: Prince of Thieves
Sigourney Weaver in A-line
Strapless in Seattle
Rayon Man
Death on the Nylon
Pattern
Black Hawked Gown
The Cotton Club
Night of the Leotard What is a clothing inspector? Does anybody really know? Seems that everybody just finds stickers and tags in clothing that say things like "Inspected by Number 26."
Briefs Encounter
633 Sequin
Reach for the Fly