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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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A Desert Storm
The Man With The Gold Napalm
Blazing Battles
The Man Who Broke The Tank At Monte Carlo
King Solomon's Minesweeper
The Best Little Whorehouse in Semtexas
Three Days of the Cordite
Howitzer West Was Won
The Admiral Chrichton
The Exorcet [UK] Spelling!
[IS,P] Fairy nuff!
Men in Black Watch
LieutenAntz
Gurkhy Park
The Perfect Stormtrooper
Panzer's Labyrinth
Crouching Tiger, Hidden T34
Adolf and Winston's Excellent Adventure
How The West Bank was Won
Black Watch Down
Six Day War and Seven Night Bombings
The Muppets Annex The Sudatenland
Madame Butterfly-Bomb
Patriot Missile Games
Not to mention: anything filmed in SuperMarineAtion. Is this sort of thing allowed? If not: Sorry.
Friendly Firestarter
Anschluß of Green Gables
The Fight Stuff
Who's Afraid of 2nd SS Division Das Reich?
The Stalingrad-uate
Carry On Bringing Democracy and Freedom to Iraq (at gunpoint)
The Seventh SEAL
Blade Gunner
Run Silent, Lola, Run Deep
Black Ops Beauty
The Tanks That Ate Paris
Radio-Controled Drone Days
A Night-Sight at the Opera
The Squadfather
Time for a change, methinks.
Journalists / writers
Abridged Too Far
The Daily Mirror Cracked
Dude, Where's My Carbon Paper?
Bring me the Headline of Alfredo Garcia
Page Three From Navarone
The Evil Deadline
Minority Reporter
The Obit
Heavy Hot Metal
Times and Time Again
All Quiet On The Western Front Page
Author Pretty Horses
Hack to the Future
Bowling for Column Inch
Ed, Edd and Editor
Dial M for Murdoch
Expense Fiddler on the Roof
The Thin Head Line
The Guardian, obviously
Spreads

Page One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

only bolder.
Edition: Impossible
Bullets Over Broadsheet
Press of the D'Urbervilles
The Printer's Devil Wears Pravda
Where Der Spiegels Dare
Censor and Censorability
The Source Whisperer
The Cruel CNN
A Nightmare on Fleet Street
Went The Day Maxwell?
No Essex Chronicle, Please, We're British
The Independant's Day
Butch and Sundance: The Early Edition
Independent's day. D'oh!.
You've Got The Mail on Sunday
LIFE is Beautiful
Bridget Jones' Daily
La Page au Folle
Von Ryan's Daily Express
Observer, Where Art Thou?
The French Lieutenant's Woman's Own
Reader's Beaugest [Irg] thanks for the idea.
The Ink Panther
The Longest Daily
Weekend at Bernie's
The Printer's Devil Wears Prada
[Raak] buzz! Pick another one.
Non-Printing Blank Space Balls
The Linotype in Winter
The Greatest Story Ever Spiked
Dude, Where's My Guardian?
The Spy Who Loved Metro
The Remains of the Daily Mail
Proofreader
Empire of The Sun
Pretty Woman's Own
Is Pulp Fiction just a little too obvious? :-)
Phil] No more so than F.T.
or indeed F Xtra
or Ed Woodpulp
or Three Men and a Baby, which I should perhaps point out starred Steve Guttenburg.
The Man with Two Typefaces
QUERTY Goes Bananas
Book Tour of Duty
sorry that should of course be QWERTY Goes Bananas
The Daily of the Triffids
Is Paris Match Burning?
Cool Hand Rupert
When Ha'aretz Met Sally. Greetings from sunny East Jerusalem :op
Al-Ayyam Sam. You guessed it - off to Ramallah today.
Mirror Mask
The News of the World is Not Enough
The Time Out Machine
Big Issue in Little China
The Evil Ed.
Alien vs. Editor
All change

The Farmers' Film Club

Those Magnificent Men In Their Sperry-New Holland Model 3420 Combine Harvesters C/W Optional Chaff Seperator
All Quiet On The Western Pasture
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Muckspreading
Grain of Fire
My Left Foot & Mouth
Beverley Hills Crop
Good Swill Hunting
One Million Years B.S.E.
Wheat The Parents
For a Fistful of Subsidies
BSE Max
My Left Foot and Mouth
[Irg] Inspired! Perhaps by Korky's post seven before yours?
Alien vs. RedTractor
Battleship Lambkin
Broken Harrow
On a Clear Day You Can Seed Forever
Apocalypse Plough
Bridget Jones' Dairy Farm
Electric Blue Tongue
Bring Me the Herd of Alfredo Garcia
Furrow Few Dollars More
The Tilling Fields
Brother, where are t'plough?
Grazin' Arizona
Rag Time
(OOps..thought we were still on the journalists)...
The Manure That'd Pew Too Much
Thresher in the Rye
Field of Greens
Fertilize Beneath
The Cruel BSE
Barn on the 4th of July
Everyone else has done a BSE one so: The BSE Shall Not Have Them
Mulholland Cattle Drive okay, so that one is actually ranching rather than farming per se
Dr Strangelove or Cow I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb
Sheep
And the sequel, Ayesha, the Return of Sheep
[SM] To this city person, ranching is just a type of farming.
Investigation of an Animal Health Laboratory Above Suspicion
Sacks of Fertilizer and Oil Seed Rape
Remains of the Hay
The Soy Luck Club
Happy Wheat
Barn Free
Run, Canola, Run!
Barley Legal
Dude, Where's My Corn?
BSE's been done to death, so: El Cjd
Rye The Beloved Country
Citizen Cane
Corn Free
Beverly Hills Crop
[Raak] Surprisingly similar to Uncle Korky's "Beverley Hills Crop"
Days of Swine and Roses
I Know What You Sowed Last Summer
A.I.
Corn on the 4th of July
[IS,P] Not quite so similar to yours, I hope! :-)
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Brassica Park
The Blue Legume
Paddy Shack
Groundnut Day
Wheat's New, Pussycat?
A Nitrate At The Opera
Fertilizer Apache, The Bronx
Flock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Good Hop, Bad Hop
The Sty Who Loved Me
Finnegan's Rake
Thoroughly Modern Millet
Loam Alone
Bowling for Combine (Harvester)
An Inconvenient Boll Weevil
Hoof Framed Roger Rabbit?
Investigation of a Common Agricultural Policy Above Suspicion
The Cotton Club
Who Farmed Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Crops
Sow I Married An Axe Murderer
Goose Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
The Spy Who Came In From The Colt
The Caine Toad Mutiny
Born Fresian
DW Griffith's Birth of Irrigation
Butterchurn 8
The Threshman
Why We Harvest
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
The Mung and Sixpence
Goodbye Mr. Cow Chips
The Corn Ear of Living Dangerously
Night of the Living Cowshed
The Man Who Went Up A Hill and Came Down A Goatheard
Das Oat
Manon of the Spring Pea
Of Field Mice and Men
The Great Cornfield, Minnesota Bank Raid
Fresian Frame
The Dairy of Anne Frank
2001: A Maize Oddessy
The Blight Stuff
The Siring of the Lambs
Jersey Girl
C.O.R.N.
Barn on the 4th of July
The Chill Tractor
The Deere Hunter
The Andromeda Grain
[Sierra Mike] What's a goatheard? Not much except 'baaaa' That'll be 'Goatherd', and it was quite sick. Keep it up!
Hmmm, Barn on the 4th of July again, let's stay awake, people! There's life in this one yet.
[Uncle Korky] Where are you? I know I'm miles from anywhere but what's your excuse?
Poltergeist II: The Set Aside
How the West Was Sown
The Charge of the Blight Brigade
Little Slop of Horrors
Live and Let Sty
Pig
Hrududu, Where's My Car?
[I Say Porter] (Heard) Bit of a personal blind spot. Expect more of this.
(4th) I was refering to the DVD "Gold" Edition with deleted scenes, commentary and gag reel. If they can sell it again, I can use it again.

Time and Agrain
Rye-Bye Birdie
The Farmer, His Wife, The Farmhand and The Bloke What Comes In On Weekends To Help With the Pigs
Jean de Cauliflorette
Milking Miss Daisy
The Thin Durhum
Forrest Stump
Dude, Where's My Stump-grinder?
Stump Up The Volume
In The Name of the Fodder
Alfalfie
and Bring Me the Head of Alfalfa Garcia
Gone With The Wind Farm
Wheat Dreams May Come
Pig Trouble in Little China
Bullitt
[SM] Love "The Farmer...."
The Germinator
Sprout of Africa
Kohlrabi Goes Bananas
Das Root
Flax Gordon
Aeon Flax
Everything You Wanted To Know About Flax But Were Afraid To Ask
Colorado Beetlejuice
Rabe Roy
Silage Marner
The Sward In the Stone
Rutabaga 66
Massey Ferguson or Bust
What's Up Flock?
I Know What Ewe Did Last Summer
The Rambusters
Foraging Bull
The Fabulous Acre Boys
Tarzan of the Grapes
Bull Durham
Wheat About Bob?
The Story of Oat
Wheat Until Dark
Strictly Sorghum
Livestock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Watercress File
Run Silent, Run Sheep!
Of Rice and Men
Where I once lived, sod farming was popular. I shall now pay tribute to the instant lawn industry:

The Grass Menagerie
Grasslight
Sod's Little Green Acre
Blade Runner
Blade
Mown Away
Black Snake Mown
Mownalisa
Obviouly, I missed the "gardener" version of this game. E'en so, there shouldn't be any duplicates in there.
Lettuce from Iwo Jima
The Carrot Kid
A Chorus Lime
Lawrence of Arable
Geroff Moi Land That Time Forgot
Bedtime for Garbanzo
The Herd Man of Alcatraz
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Oat
Singin' in the Grain
Das Goat
Thinking about it, that should have been Das Goot
Rear Windmill
Taladega Nights: The Legend of Hayricky Bobby
Hayricky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind Hayricky, Hayricky
Tsk. "your". 2/10 See Me.
Alpaca Quiet on the Western Front
The Lion, The Witch and The Water-Trough
Baling for Columbine
Meet the Pitchforkers
The Summer Wheat of '42
Locust Pocus
Escarole from Alcatraz
Is it just me, or is this "Farmer" classification a mite broad for this game? It seems we are using up all sorts of (perfectly acceptable) titles that would be even funnier for different but more restricting occupations. Not complaining, mind, just observing
Thunderbolt and Blight Foot
Chaff The Richard Rowntree vesrion
"vesrion". tsk 2/10 See Me
The Blight of the Phoenix The James Stewart version
Out of Scythe
Sprout Specific
Winnow-the-Pooh
Sprout of Africa
Uncle Tom's Cabbage
Masque of the Red Cabbage
A Fistfull of Sugarbeet
For a Few Beets More
The Good, The Bad and the Beetroot
The Spud, The Bad and the Ugly
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm
Graze the Red Lantana
Cattle of the Bulge
Cow Green Was My Valley
Red Beet
Master And Commander Of The Other Side Of The Cowshed
The Cattle of Britain
Cattle on a Hot Tin Roof
Beef Encounter
The Slices of the Lamb
I am Ham
Mars Haystacks
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
The Man With the Golden Grain
[Sierra] Yes, and it also overlaps with several occupations already done. I was about to play Abbatoir -- The Movie and discovered I'd used it in the very first round.
Do you think we should pick another film club then?
William Till
David Copper's Field
Straw Deal
Perhaps we're out of film clubs?
A word from our sponsors?
We could try one more- OPTICIANS, OPTOMETRISTS AND OPHTHALMOLOGISTS, e.g. Eye Spy or Dante's Peek?
Twenty-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Star Trek: First Contacts
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Gaze of Thunder
Glancing with Wolves
Children of the Cornea
Hocus Focus
Vision Quest
Orb Roy
Apt Pupil
The Eye Who Loved Me
The Big E See
Lensgarry Lens Ross
Macula
Hallam Fovea
Cataract on A Retina Roof
Mr. Holland's Myopias
The Stye Who Came In From the Cold
The Silence of the Lens
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
For better or Worse...better...worse...better...worse
Glaucoma
My Glare Lady
Our Man Squint
Pretty in Pink Eye
Astigmatism of the Dump
Star Trek: The Next Macular Degeneration
The Luck of the Iris
The Glasses Menageries
Uvea Only Live Twice
Dioptre Hard
Everything You Wanted To Know About Specs* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vision: Impossible
Tear Duct Soup
LASIK Come Home
Bram Stoker's Ocular
Myopic Left Foot
Lash Tango in Paris
Contact (Lens)
The Andromeda Eyestrain
Tear Hunter
Dilating Miss Daisy
Dilate With A Vengeance
The Unbearable Lightness Of Seeing
Sight Club
Monocle of the Glen
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Pince-Nez Bride
Deuteranopia, Where's My Car?
Dilate for Murder
Specs, Lies And Videotape
No Optrex, Please, We're British
Legally Blind
Eye Sage
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
For Four Eyes Only
Silence of the Lombs
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Vision Center
Lasik Sunday Afternoon
Around the Horn Rims
Murder on the Vision Express
The Presbyopic's Analyst
Basic Insquint
The Glaucoma of'42
Mr. Dollond's Opus
Das Boots
Patch Addams
An Inconvenient Lost Nosepad Screw
Everything You Wanted To Know About Spherical Aberration But Were Afraid To Ask
Double Vision or Nothing
The Silence of Bausch and Lomb
The Third Monocle
Three Colour Vision Defects: Protanopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Deuteranopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Tritanopia
Seeing-Eye Dog Day Afternoon
Citizen Cane
Braille House Rock
In Like Squint
Meet the Focus
On A Clear Day You Can See....about ten yards
Mon Ocle
[Kim] "Mon Ocle" - nice :-)
Eyewear to Heaven
Butch Cassidy and the Sunglass Kid
LASIK Instinct
La Société du Spectacle
This has stalled somewhat...
SANTA'S GROTTO FILM CLUB
Hawk the Sleigh-er
The Jingle Bells of St Mary's
Clear and Presents Danger
North Pole by Northwest
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Toy-tal Recall
The Reindeer on the Roof
Fat Man and Little Boy
The Grate Escape
Dasher in the Rye
Dancer with Wolves
Schindler's Christmas list
Ho Ho Ho Brother, Where Art Thou?
Miracle on Easy Street
Three StocKings
Bringing In the Rein
The Elfin Man
Grand Ho Ho Hotel
The Reindeer (Spoof on Hitchcock's "The Birds.")
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Longest Sleigh
Fat on A Hot Tin Roof
The Best Little Ho Ho Whorehouse in Texas
Santa Fe Trail
Saint Nicholas Nickelby
Crimson Yuletide
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sacks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
When Dasher Met Prancer
Citizen Candy Cane
Roaming Holly Day
The Good, the Bad and the Naughty
American Mince Pie
There's No Business Like Snow Business
The Return of the Pink Santa
The Donner of '42
Hunt for Red Rosy Cheeks
The Trifleman
All Tinselley On The Western Front
An Inconvenient Queen's Speech
The Gifters
8-Mile (it's got wrap music in it)
The Not-so-Thin Man
Me, My Elf and Irene
Little Workshop of Horrors
Rita, Sue and Baubles Too
Elf Not a fan of Will Farrell (sp?), but I can't believe it wasn't thought of before!
Silent Night of the Living Dead
Ding Dong Merrily on High Society
The Santa Bug, The Touch of Santa, Son of Santa, The Brotherhood of Santa, Santa Never Sleeps, Daughters of Santa, Santa Hates You, Sold To Santa ...and many many more.
Claus
Snowman Is An Island
HollyDay On Ice
The Jingle Book
Snow White Beard and the Seven Dwarfs
Citizen Candy Cane
X-mas Men
Sled Dragon
Elfboy
Dog Sleigh Afternoon
The Sleigh of the Triffids
The Sleigh the Earth Stood Still
The Dawn of the Sled
Sled Dawn come to that
Reindeer Man
Clear and Present Danger
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
[SM] Garcia, at last. Hooray! :-)
Driving Mistletoe
Time for a new club? I was going to suggest Sex Maniac and Nympho Film Club but I'm not sure if the possibility of offending everyone and coaxing responses that will show everyone at their worst is worth the opportunity to play Give Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia.
Has anyone a good idea for a film club?
Nope. Greengrocer's fan club?
Didn't we already do that?
How about Hunter-Gatherer Film Club? That way I can use Bring Me The Herd Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or Ornithologist's Film Club: Bring Me The Bird Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or the Trainspotter's Film Club: Bring Me The 1976 M-702 Diesel Locomotive of Alfredo Garcia
Picnickers' Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Al Fresco Garcia
Funeral directors? Ring me the Dead of Alfredo Garcia
G-Plan Film Club? Bring Me The Bed Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonial Hanging Judges' Film Club? String up the Neds of Diego Garcia
The Young Communists Film Club? Bring Me the Reds of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club Bring Me The Meds of Alfreda Garcia
Italian Cooking Show Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Garcia, Alfredo
FBI Trainee Film Club? Bring Me The Feds Of Alfredo Garcia
Grateful Dead Fans Film Club? Bring Me the Grateful Dead of Alfredo..no, Jerry Garcia
Irish Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Alfred O'Garcia
Antiques Roadshow Film Club? Ming Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
Toxic Materials Clean-Up Crew Film Club? Bring Me The Lead of Alfredo Garcia.
[Irach] - GDFC would also work with Bring Me the Deadheads of Jerry Garcia. If only I had thought of it first. :)
Bankers' Film Club: Bring Me the Credit Rating of Alfredo Garcia
The No-Blondes Here Film Club? Bring Me the Redhead of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia
The Godfather Fan Club Film Club Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Corleone
Or how about horny teenager explotaition film club? Bring Me The Coed of Alfredo Garcia.
And of course, Welsh Nationalist Film Club - Bring Me The Bewts-Y-Coed Of Alfredo Garcia.
Halfords film club? Bring Me The Headrest Of Alfredo Garcia.
One Hit Wonder Film Club? Bring Me The Right Said Fred of Alfredo Garcia "I'm too sexy for all this driving around with a rotting head on the Mexican Border..."
P*ss-poor Markup FIlm Club? Oh, I already did that.
Dunlop tires film club? Bring me the tread of Alfa Romeo Garcia
Low Expectations Film Club? Bring Me Some Shred Of Alfredo Garcia.
Hip-Hop Makeover Film Club? Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Commuter Railway Film Club? Bring Me The Head-End Power Of Alfredo Garcia
Warburton's Family Film Club? Bake Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Hotel Maids' Film Club? Make Me The Bed of Alfredo Garcia
Run-of-out-Storage-Space Hoarder's Club? Bring Me the Shed of Alfredo Garcia
Golfers' Film Club? Bring Me The Clubhead Of Sergio Garcia
Duck-feeders' Film Club? Sling Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
British History Buff's Club? Bring Me The Ethelred of Alfredo Garcia
Jasper Carrot Film Club? Bringuz The Moped Of Alfredo Garcia
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Walrus Lovers' Film Society? Bring Me The Pinniped of Alfredo Garcia
Geordie Fillum Club? Bring Wuz The Heed Of That Theor Radgie Fred Garcia Gadgie, Man, Pet, Man.
Geometrician's Film Club? Bring Me The Parallelpiped of Alfredo Garcia
Tank Mechanic's Film Club? Bring me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Sorry, just spotted "Dunlop tires". Retracted. aicarG oderflA fo daerT eht em gnirB
Cardiovascular Workout Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the Treadmill of Alfredo Garcia
Cemetery Workers' Film Club? Bring Me The Headstone of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club again? Bring me the Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Rare Bowie Recording Enthusiasts Film Club? Bring Me The "Helden" of Alfredo Garcia. Just for one day, of course.
Satanists Film Club? Bring Me the Hades of Alfredo Garcia
Anagrammatists Film Club? The Headboard Effacing Rigmarole
Pleasure Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Hedonist, Alfredo Garcia
Re: irach - Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia.
Shurely Star Wars?
Slovenian Film Club? Bring Me The Bled Of Alfredo Garcia
Give Me My Head Back
Chinese Philosophers' Film Club? I Ching Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Ibsen Fans' Film Club? Bring Me The Alfredo of Hedda Gabler
James T Kirk Fan Club Film Commitee best picks? Bring Me The Head Of Khan Noonien Singh
Play School Film Club? Bring Me The Big Ted of Alfredo Garcia
Hairdresser's Film Society? Bring Me the Braid of Alfredo Garcia
Rastafarian Hairdressers' Film Club Bring Me the Dreadlock of Alfredo Garcia
Picnicers' Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Alfresco Garcia
Naval Base Commander's Film Club? Bring Me to the Headquarters of Diego Garcia
I can't believe we haven't had this one already - Bricklayer's Film Club? Bring Me The Hod Of Alfredo Garcia
Gambler's Film Club: Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Sewing Circle Film Club: Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Internet porn film club: Britney Gives Head To Alfredo Garcia yes, it's the sheepskin...
Nobel Peace Prize Film Club? Bring Me the Head of Al Gore
Dunlop Enthusiasts Film Club Bring Me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Street Hoopla Lovers' Film Club? Bring Me to the Parade of Alfredo Garcia
Cable Internet Network Managers' Film Club? Ping me the Headend of AlfredoGarcia.Com
Doomsday Soothsayers' Film Club? Bring Me the Armageddon, Alfredo Garcia
The ******** Enthuisasts' Film Club? Give Me Some Head, O, Alfredo Garcia
[Kim] Bzzzt! - Repetition
Flintstone's Impersonation Society's Film Club? Bring Me the Fred of Alfredo Garcia
Irish Singer O'Connor's Fans' Film Club Bring Me Sinead, O Alfred O'Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
[irach] Buzz! Graham III already did Dunlop Film club almost word for word.

Unix Batch Text Editor Film Club? Bring Me The Sed Of Alfredo Garcia
Mathematical Proof Film Club? Bring Me The QED Of Alfredo Garcia
Calendar Abreviationist (midweek chapter) Film Club? Bring Me The Wed. Of Alfredo Garcia.
Counter Spy Assasination Film Club?Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gar, CIA.
"If you're going out anyway could you just" Film Club? Bring Me a Head of Lettuce
Toast Lovers Film Club. Singe Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Defence Radar Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the NORAD of Alfredo Garcia.
Semi-Precious Stone Jewellery Makers' Film Club Bring Me the Jade of Alfredo Garcia
Bible-readers Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Giovanni Battista
Sick to Death of Tolkien Movie Adaptations Film Club? Bring Me The Head Of Bilbo Baggins.
Marmite, Bovril and Assorted Condiments Fanciers' Film Club? Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Swedish Furniture Film Club? Bring me a bed from Alfredo's IKEA
[Juxta] Very good :-)
Sneaker Film Club? Bring Me The Keds Of Alfredo Garcia.
Photoemitting Semiconductor Designer Film Club? Bring Me The LED of Alfredo Garcia
Apropos of this recent spate of "Garcias", I thought you guys should link to this story and have a giggle.
Domestic Help Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Maid of Alfredo Garcia
Eugenics Proponents' Film Club? Bring Me the Well-Bred Alfredo Garcia
Shipboard Facilities Film Club? :Bring Me To The Head Of The SS Alfredo Garcia
Wales Tourism Promotion Board Film Club? Bring Me to Gwynedd, O Alfredo Garcia
Tom Clancy Tie-In Film Club? Bring Me The Red October (of Alfredo Garcia).
Microsoft Project Film Club? Bring Me The Schedule Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiara and Crown Manufacturers' Guild Film Club? Bling We the Head of Alfredo Garcia
[irach] That comes perilously close to repetition. I hear the sounds of the barrel bottom being scraped.
Coopers Film Club? Bring Me the Barrel of Alfredo Garcia
Take-Me-To-Your-Leader Film Club? Bring me the head of Pyongyang, Korea
People-Wanting-to-be-taken-on-a-trip-when-that-pesky-Alfredo-Garcia-has-been-chosen-to-go Film Club? Bring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Trying-to-lure-Alfredo's-Girlfriend-Away Film Club? Ring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Amateur Jewellery Makers' Film Club? String Me The Bead of Alfredo Garcia
The Society For the Preservation Of The Dignity of Dead People Through Cosmetic Grooming Film Club? Trim Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. [blamelewis] I liked your "instead" ones very much.
[SM] Thanks :)
Amateur Crooners' Film Club? Sing Me the Ballad of Alfredo Garcia
Getting it Slightly Wrong People's Film Club? Dude! Where's the Head of Alfredo Garcia?
[Phil] Ha, like that =)
Yin Me the Yang of Alfredo Garcia
Solely because I have no better ideas Film Club Flog me the Dead Horse of Alfredo Garcia (or to put it another way - how about moving on?)
How about

DOUBLE BILL FILM CLUB

Sherlock Holmes and Julie Andrews in 'The Hound of Music'

Jeff Bridges and Vivien Leigh in 'Tron With The Wind'
Aragorn and Tarka the Otter in Lord of the Ring of Bright Water.
George Clooney and Deborah Kerr in 'Three Kings and I' [lol bigsmith]
Eddie Murphy and Sally Field in 'Trading Places in the Heart'
Steve Martin and Lee Marvin in 'Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen'
Jessica Alba and Billy Crystal in 'Sin City Slickers'
Warren Oates and David Hemmings in 'Bring Me The Head Of Alfred The Great [Sorry!!]
Joseph Fiennes and Hugh Grant in Shakespeare in Love, Actually
Bruce Willis and Jack Palance in Hudson Hawk the Slayer
Clint Eastwood and John Candy in High Plains Trains and Automobiles Drifter
Clint Eastwood and Meg Ryan in When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Nicholas Cage and Ben Kingsley in 'Gandhi in Sixty Seconds'
Hilary Swank and James Earl Jones in Boys Don't Cry, the Beloved Country
N!xau and Gene Wilder in The Gods Must be Stir Crazy
John Wayne and David Bowie in The Man Who Shot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Keanu Reeves and Joaquin Phoenix in Matrix Signs
Brad Davis and Fred Astaire in Von Ryan's Midnight Express
William Powell and Doris Day in The Thin Man Who Knew Too Much
Danny DeVito and "Wart" in Romancing the Sword in the Stone
Steve McQueen and Roberts Mitchum/De Niro in The Great Escape Fear
Paul Newman ad Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou on a Hot Tin Roof
Walt Disney and Guillermo Del Toro present Peter Pan's Labyrinth
Julia Roberts and Boris Karloff in The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Jack Lemmon and Genevieve Bujold in Ann of The Thousand Days of Wine and Roses
Roger Moore and Bruce Willis in Live and Let Die Hard
Hugh Jackson and Demi Moore in A Few Good X-Men
Haley Joel Osment and Will Smith in AI, Robot
Martin Lawrence and Paris Hilton in Big Momma's House of Wax
Clint Eastwood and Debra Winger in Where Leagal Eagles Dare
Al Gore and Uma Thurman in An Inconvenient Truth About Cats And Dogs
Ralph Fiennes and Rowan Atkinson in The Johnny English Patient
Cameron Diaz and Dick Van Dyck in There's Something About Mary Poppins
Sid James and Sissy Spacek in Carrie on Camping
Maureen O'Hara and Patty Duke in How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
Audrey Hepburn and the Mutt in My Fair Lady and the Tramp
Daniel Day-Lewis and John Cusack in the ludicrously ponderous The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Timothy Dalton and Greogry Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford in Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Richard Dreyfuss and Celia Johnson in Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
George C. Scott and Javier Bardem in Dr. Strangelove in the Time oF Cholera
The Beatles and Katharine Hepburn in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night
Henry Fonda and Lou Romano in The Grapes of Ratatouille
Henry Fonda and William Shatner in Star Trek 2: The Grapes of Khan
Henry Fonda and John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grapes
Jhnny Depp and Henry Fonda in What's Eating Gibert's Grapes of Wrath
Richard Dreyfuss and Orson Wells in Close Encounters of the Third Man
Vin Diesel and Ewan MacGregor in Pitch Black Hawk Down
Walter Matthau and Robert Morley in Those Magnificent Grumpy Old Men in Their Flying Machines
Julia Roberts and Trevor Howard in The Pelican Brief Encounter
Kate Hudson and Tom Cruise in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Yul Brynner and Brad Pitt in The Magnificent Se7en
Elliot Gould and Michelle Holmes in Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, Rita, Sue and Bob, Too.
Bill Murray and Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink Stripes
Dan Futterman and Michael Palin in Shooting Fish Called Wanda
Audrey Hepburn and Kathy Bates in Breakfast at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Sylvester Stallone and Marlon Brando in Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Bette Davis and Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, Voyager
Steve Martin and Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Rotten Scoundrels
Marilyn Monroe and Simon Pegg in Some Like It Hot Fuzz
The voice of Tom Hanks and Corinne Clery in Toy Story of O.
Alistair Sim and Catherine Deneuve in Belles Du Jour of St Trinnians
The voice of Tom Hanks and John Hurt in Midnight Polar Express
Jeanne Moreau and Drew Barrymore in Jules E.T. Jim
Raul Julia and Mominmamma in Finn Family Values
Zooey Deschanel an Dirk Bogarde in A Bridge To Terabithia Too Far
Colin Firth and Sienna Miller in The Importance of Being A Woman of No Importance
Uncle Remus, Bloody Mary and Kenny in Song of the South Park Pacific
Roberto Benigni and John Cleese in The Life of Brian is Beautiful
Richard Dreyfuss and Richard Basehart in Close Encounters of the Third Reich
Marlene Dietrich, Spencer Tracey and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2- Judgement Day at Nurenberg
Hugh Grant and Jake Gyllenhaal in The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Barbara Streisand and Wynona Ryder in Funny Girl, Interrupted
Daniel Day Lewis and Liza Minelli in Gangs of New York, New York
Omar Sharif and Katherine Zeta Jones in Dr. Chicago
Jenny Agutter and Jack Nicholson in Walkabout Schmidt
Tura Santana and Uma Thurman in Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill Bill!
Catherine Hepburn and Ringo Starr in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night.
Sorry, I didn't see Robin had already put that one on the Marquee. Retracted.
I'll replace it with Paul Newman and Winona Ryder in Fat Man and Little Women.
and Michael J. Fox and Keith Gordon in Christine Wolf.
Hugh Grant and Michael Caine in Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin
An all-star cast, too numerous to mention, in The Man Who Would Be The Man Who Wasn't The Man Who Knew The Man Who Sued The Man Who Shot The Man Who Forgot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Brigitte Bardot, Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks in Saving A Very Private Ryan Benjamin Affair
Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox in The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Kevin Costner and a giant monster in Cloverfield of Dreams
Dick Van Dyke and Robert Downey Jr in Kiss Bang Chitty Chitty Kiss Bang - or something
John Cleese and Mickey Rourke in Rumblefish Called Wanda
Ewan McGregor and Walter Matthau in Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Vinnie Jones and Leonard Nimoy in Lock, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Henry Fonda and Michael Rennie in The Longest Day The Earth Stood Still
Shirley Temple and Tom Cruise in Curly Top Gun
Louis Gossett, Jr.and Marilyn Monroe in An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes
Chritian Slater and Sean Connery in Gleaming the Cuba.
Sean Connery and Andy Griffith in Dr No Time For Sergeants
Sean Connery and Emma Thompson in From Russia With Love Actually
Sean Connery and Billy Crystal in City Slickers II: The Search For Curly's Goldfinger
Sean Connery and Johnathon Tucker in Thunderball In The House (Walk-on by Hugh Laurie)
Sean Connery and Gene Hackman in You Only Live Twice In A Lifetime
Geaorge Lazenby and Ava Cadell in On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
George, obviously.
Sean Connery and Cornell Wilde in Diamonds are Forever Amber
Roger Moore and Harreiet Hammond in Live and Let Live and Let Die
Roger Moore and David Niven in The Man With The Golden Guns of Navarrone
Roger Moore and Jim Carrey in The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself & Irene
Roger Moore and Lionel Jefferies in The First Men in the Moonraker
Roger Moore and Marsha Mason in For Your Eyes Only When I Laugh
Roger Moore and Sean Connery in The Hunt For Red Octopussy
Roger Moore and Eric Stoltz in A View To Killing Zoe
Timothy Dalton and Lori Cardille in The Living Day of the Dead
Timothy Dalton and Gregory Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Pierce Brosnan and Gary Busey in Goldeneye of the Tiger
Pierce Brosnan and Dennis Quaid in The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Pierce Brosnan and Mel Brookes in The History of the World is Not Enough
Pierce Brosnan and James Woods in Die Another Day In Paradise
Tamara Dobson, Daniel Craig and Woody Allen in Cleopatra Jones and the Casino Royale
and Harriet obviously.
Marlon Brando and Nasstassja Kinski in Last Tango in Paris, Texas
Boris Karloff and Robin Wright Penn in The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Jodie Foster and Daniel Day-Lewis in Panic Room With A View
Sidney Poitier, Humphrey Bogart and the Marx Brothers in In The Heat of the Night in Casablanca
Nia Vardalos and Drew Barrymore in My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer
Matthew Broderick and Paul Anka in Ferris Buehler's Longest Day Off
Paul Newman and the Queen of Hearts in Absence of Malice in Wonderland
Paul Newman and Rebecca De Mornay in The Cool Hand Luke That Rocks the Cradle
John Cleese and Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Time Bandits
Jane Powell and John Belushi in Seven Brides for Seven Blues Brothers
Will Smith and Anna Paquin in The Fresh Prince of Jane Eyre
Al Pacino and Tim Allen in Shaggy Dog Day Afternoon
Macaulay Culkin and Lassie in Lassie Come Home Alone
Joseph Cotten and Humphrey Bogart in The Citizen Kane Mutiny
Liza Minelli and Drew Barrymore in CabarET
Judy Garland and Tom Cruise in A Star Is Born On The 4th July
Jim Carrey and a flying elephant in Dumb & Dumbo
Emmy Rossum and Groucho Marx in The Phantom of a Night At the Opera
Lea Thompson and Groucho Marx in Howard the Duck Soup
Heath Ledger and Groucho Marx in The Four Horsefeathers
Daniel Day-Lewis and Shirley Maclaine in The Last of the MohiCan Cans
Vincent Price and David Carradine in The Mask of the Red Death Race 2000
Vivien Leigh and Toad in Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson in Peaceful Road Warrior
Richard Harris and Groucho Marx in A Man Called Horsefeathers
David Bennent and his canine buddy Rin Tin Tin in the Guenter Grass classic The Adventures of the Rin Tin Tin Drum
Alan Alda and Paul Scofield in A Man for All The Four Seasons
Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood in A Tin Cupful of Dollars
Off topic, but: has there ever been a game of MC or MC players' film club?
Tuj Dredd
The Slipper and the Rosie
The Juxtaposeidon Adventure
High Sierra Mike
Irouléguys and Dolls
The King and Irach
Citizen Kim
Bigsmith in Little China
Phil Met By Moonlight
Dunx and Dunxer
Korky's
La Vie En Rosie
Mr. Bigsmith Goes To Washington
The Chalky Horror Picture Show
Robin Roy
True Magritte
The Hand That Raaks the Cradle
Phil-Adelphia
Der Himmel Ueber Merlyn
The Legend of the Quendalon Ranger
The Madness of Graham III
A Tuj of Class
Oh Mr I Say, Porter!
The Devil Softwares Prada
Shallow Pave
Who Framed Roger rab
Meet Me In Blamelewis
Irachildren of Men
The Magritte Train Robbery
Invasion of the Body Irachers
The Bigsmith Lebowski
The Raaky Horror Picture Show
Dujon of Arc
Projoy Luck Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Inkspotless Mind
Withnail and irach
Néa Dark
Raak to the Future
Phil and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Penelope Goes Bananas
Irachnophobia
"Irachnophobia" - very good! But is it good form to "do" oneself?
What the... Mr and Mrs Bigsmith
In that case, Korky Park
Boogie nights
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Marc of Zorro
Kim
Chalky's
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdles
Broadway Danny Rosie
Bombay Chalky
A View To a Phil
Merlyn
Dan By Me [Tuj] Fantastic idea.
The Virgin Quendalon
Prêt-à-I-Say,Porter
The Perfect StormWraith
Breadmaster and Commander
Rita, Sue and Blob too
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
Herr Bratsche To The Future
Ice Age Porter
[blamelewis] It's all in the contribs. Honestly, some of these are hysterical. I'm amazed it hadn't been done before.
Picnic at Hanging Raak
Herr Bratsche in the Rye
Raak Around the Clock
There Will Be Blob
Anthrax Whirl With A Pearl Earring
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo GarNéa
The Man Who Would Be Kim
A Guide To Recognising Your St Dogmael
Quendalon Up The Khyber
Carlito's PaulWay
Kill TUA Mockingbird
Cheats a little with Herr B. Goes To Monte Carlo
A Frogstar is Born
Broadway Danny Rosie
Not strictly a movie but Malcolm in the Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Madness of Graham III
Software Eagles Dare
[Kim] Bzzzzzt! See Tuj - above! :-)
They Came And LotUS
Run, Hugo, Rune
MrWildpAntz
The Prestuj
Look out Pablo
The Treasure of the SierraMike
nfras and the Furious
Blamelewis You Were Here
Blame it on Lewis
The Empire Strikes Raak :)
The Dan Who Would Be King
Raakula
The Running Dan
The Projoy of Sex
Point Braak [blamelewis] Empire Strikes Raak - spilt coffee alert!
Where GoogolplexTheAmazingBalancingGoatFromLuxemburg's Dare
Thos Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
Flerdle on the Roof. <plug> Incidentally, we're doing this show in November. Book your Eurostar tickets now.</plug>
Risking a non-specific pronunciation with Dr. Qu+xumlittle
How the Grinch Stole Kretschmar
Run, Fat German, Run
A man called Thos
The Absolute Truth About Projoy Wrestling (I love you imdb...)
The Blob
Ameenator 2: Judgment Day
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dan
Not a film, but I can't resist: The Tonight Show With JLEno
O botherer, Where Art Thou?
James Bond, anyone? A View TUA Kill, MoonRaaker, GoldPhilger.
A nights To Remember
What The Blob Do We Know?
Finding Nina
My Big Fat German Wedding
Herr Bratzsche, The Movie
Run, LotUS, Run (I haven't checked this game in ages; these are excellent!)
(and I start with one that I now see is highly derivative of IS,P!'s moves. Oh well.)
CdMpire of the Sun
[Juxtapose] Followed by The CdMpire Strikes Back, no?
[INJ] Love MYBFGW!
Pave The Last Dance
The Caucasian Chalky Circle
Men In RavenBlack
Three Colours: Blue-Glass, Chalky, Rosie
[CdM] clever...! Night at the MuCdM (not so clever...)
Y Yer Mom Tambien
[INJ] If we're going back to Heritage Players: Gentlemen Prefer The Blondie Chick
The discreet CdM of the bourgeoisie
And reworking one of irach's earlier efforts - Teenage mutant nINJa turtles Every time I think this game's had it, someone comes up with another twist - brilliant!
Me, Myself & irach - obvious, surely?
The Time Sprout Who Loved Me
Dr. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Quendalongest Day
St Dogmael Day Afternoon
Stop, Or Yer Mom Will Shoot!
How to lose Irouléguy in 10 days
Kill Phil
DrQu+xum of Solace [UK,nfras] Simple but effective =)
[nfras] Eeeek!
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Googleplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg (But Were Afraid to Ask) (someone had to)
Yokimbo
The Last Kim of Scotland
Jim Carrey in the execrable The nat In The Hat
SimonsMithnail & I
Chalky & The Bandit
I Say, Miss Potter!
Ice Age, Porter!
Desperately Seeking Suzy Creamcheese
[UK] BZZZZZT! on the Ice Age Porter one. This seems to be running out of steam a tad.
[IS,P!] Sorry, guv! Anthrax Whirl of a Thousand Days?
I agree - but what fun it was... do we dare try the "Naughty Words Film club"?
Hidden text(e.g. The Joy Fuck Club)
or am I just too juvenile?
Just going to jump in quickly with Kim Kong...
Raiders of the Lost Raak...
...and Herr Bratsche Me If You Can.
Goldflerdle
Singin' in the Raak
Glengarry Glen Raak
Last Kinrah Scotland
They Kim and Ate Us following on from my earlier They Came and LotUS.
A Fistflerdle Dollars. Flerdle Few Dollars More
Catch Me If You Kinrah [IS,P] You put my flerding to shame ;)
Sweeny Tuj: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Dr. Stormwraith or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Blob SW doesn't really fit in there, but I wanted to stick someone else in there anyway >.>
Si-tanic
Tuj Have and Have Not
ChalKey Largo
I think we can keep this going for a while with Si. You know, CaSino Royale. The PasSion of the Christ, MisSion ImposSible...
Not to mention The PoSidon Adventure
The Si Who Loved Me
Si Freedom
American Si
GoldenSi
MisSisSippi Burning
Reach for the Si
Sinbad and the Si of the Tiger
Hang 'Em Si
Si, Robot
Si Left Foot
Si Was Monty's Double
Sicho
Bridge of Si's (with apology's for the apostrophe)
Si Another Day
The InSider
Have we committed suiSide?
Shall we try

The Humphrey Lyttelton Memorial Film Club

I Was Monty's Double Entendre
The Lyttleton Shop of Horrors
Forrest Humph
Sam Likes It Hot [nfras] A fine idea!
Mostly relevant, but I feel I have to revive this old gag: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Sven the Wind Blows
Play With It Again, Sam
Jazz and Jazz 2 just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Not a movie but Oh Lyttelton of Bethlehem
Body Double-entendre
There's Smut About Mary
Three Bad Pennies in the Fountain
OK this ran out of steam faster than I thought. Anyone like to suggest a new club?
Artists, Painters, Cartoonists and Sculptors' Film Club
The Man who Drew Too Much
Hunt for Red Ochre
The Big Easel
Medium-Tooth 18lb Drawing Paper Moon
The Road to Manetdalay
Bring me a head of Alfredo Garcia
Still Life Is Beautiful
The Color of Manet
Open Watercolour
Damien Hirst Wives Club
Cézanne of Green Gables
The Last Tempera
Drawing Miss Daisy
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Carry On Constable
Nothing To Lose Lautrec
Sumi and Dupree
On Crimson Lake
From Brushes with Love
Venus de Milo & Stitch
O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Big Kandinsky
Easel Rider
Sisley Act
The Millais on the Floss
Sketch 22
Divine Secrets of the Goya Sisterhood
Out of the Pastel
Paint Misbehavin'
Oh What a Lovely Warhol
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Sculpt
The Prints of Egypt
Stretching the definition of 'sculptor' slightly - Acropolis Now
The Fresco Kid
Mustn't forget that famous surrealist musical Hello Dali
And Steve McQueen's classic, Pallitt
The Landscape The Time Forgot?
The Colour of Monet. Or is it Manet? I can never remember.
Cerulean Blue Velvet
Pallet Joey
Oops, I just saw irach's "colour of manet". It wasn't deliberate.
Hollywood or Bust
Mad Max Ernst- The Rodin Warrior
Bulletproof Munch
A Rivera Runs Through It
Lady In The Watercolour
Monsters, Ink.
A View To Acrylic
The Still Life of David Gale
Action Jackson Pollock
Michaelangelo Clayton
Good old Mona Lisa - not a pun, but I had to get it off my chest.
HB Goes Bananas
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Grisaille Skull
The Best Little Bauhaus in Texas
The Haywain's World
The Greatest Lowry Ever Sold
Toulouse Lautrek - The Motion Picture
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Hollywood or Bust
Rodin Trip
Nude, Where's My Car?
Baroque Around the Clock
Gr-aph-ic Park
Mr. Belvedere Goes to Collage
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
The Day of the Chagall
Warhol Games
Meet Me and Paint Louis
Live and Let Dye
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