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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Or the Trainspotter's Film Club: Bring Me The 1976 M-702 Diesel Locomotive of Alfredo Garcia
Picnickers' Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Al Fresco Garcia
Funeral directors? Ring me the Dead of Alfredo Garcia
G-Plan Film Club? Bring Me The Bed Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonial Hanging Judges' Film Club? String up the Neds of Diego Garcia
The Young Communists Film Club? Bring Me the Reds of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club Bring Me The Meds of Alfreda Garcia
Italian Cooking Show Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Garcia, Alfredo
FBI Trainee Film Club? Bring Me The Feds Of Alfredo Garcia
Grateful Dead Fans Film Club? Bring Me the Grateful Dead of Alfredo..no, Jerry Garcia
Irish Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Alfred O'Garcia
Antiques Roadshow Film Club? Ming Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
Toxic Materials Clean-Up Crew Film Club? Bring Me The Lead of Alfredo Garcia.
[Irach] - GDFC would also work with Bring Me the Deadheads of Jerry Garcia. If only I had thought of it first. :)
Bankers' Film Club: Bring Me the Credit Rating of Alfredo Garcia
The No-Blondes Here Film Club? Bring Me the Redhead of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia
The Godfather Fan Club Film Club Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Corleone
Or how about horny teenager explotaition film club? Bring Me The Coed of Alfredo Garcia.
And of course, Welsh Nationalist Film Club - Bring Me The Bewts-Y-Coed Of Alfredo Garcia.
Halfords film club? Bring Me The Headrest Of Alfredo Garcia.
One Hit Wonder Film Club? Bring Me The Right Said Fred of Alfredo Garcia "I'm too sexy for all this driving around with a rotting head on the Mexican Border..."
P*ss-poor Markup FIlm Club? Oh, I already did that.
Dunlop tires film club? Bring me the tread of Alfa Romeo Garcia
Low Expectations Film Club? Bring Me Some Shred Of Alfredo Garcia.
Hip-Hop Makeover Film Club? Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Commuter Railway Film Club? Bring Me The Head-End Power Of Alfredo Garcia
Warburton's Family Film Club? Bake Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Hotel Maids' Film Club? Make Me The Bed of Alfredo Garcia
Run-of-out-Storage-Space Hoarder's Club? Bring Me the Shed of Alfredo Garcia
Golfers' Film Club? Bring Me The Clubhead Of Sergio Garcia
Duck-feeders' Film Club? Sling Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
British History Buff's Club? Bring Me The Ethelred of Alfredo Garcia
Jasper Carrot Film Club? Bringuz The Moped Of Alfredo Garcia
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Walrus Lovers' Film Society? Bring Me The Pinniped of Alfredo Garcia
Geordie Fillum Club? Bring Wuz The Heed Of That Theor Radgie Fred Garcia Gadgie, Man, Pet, Man.
Geometrician's Film Club? Bring Me The Parallelpiped of Alfredo Garcia
Tank Mechanic's Film Club? Bring me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Sorry, just spotted "Dunlop tires". Retracted. aicarG oderflA fo daerT eht em gnirB
Cardiovascular Workout Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the Treadmill of Alfredo Garcia
Cemetery Workers' Film Club? Bring Me The Headstone of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club again? Bring me the Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Rare Bowie Recording Enthusiasts Film Club? Bring Me The "Helden" of Alfredo Garcia. Just for one day, of course.
Satanists Film Club? Bring Me the Hades of Alfredo Garcia
Anagrammatists Film Club? The Headboard Effacing Rigmarole
Pleasure Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Hedonist, Alfredo Garcia
Re: irach - Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia.
Shurely Star Wars?
Slovenian Film Club? Bring Me The Bled Of Alfredo Garcia
Give Me My Head Back
Chinese Philosophers' Film Club? I Ching Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Ibsen Fans' Film Club? Bring Me The Alfredo of Hedda Gabler
James T Kirk Fan Club Film Commitee best picks? Bring Me The Head Of Khan Noonien Singh
Play School Film Club? Bring Me The Big Ted of Alfredo Garcia
Hairdresser's Film Society? Bring Me the Braid of Alfredo Garcia
Rastafarian Hairdressers' Film Club Bring Me the Dreadlock of Alfredo Garcia
Picnicers' Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Alfresco Garcia
Naval Base Commander's Film Club? Bring Me to the Headquarters of Diego Garcia
I can't believe we haven't had this one already - Bricklayer's Film Club? Bring Me The Hod Of Alfredo Garcia
Gambler's Film Club: Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Sewing Circle Film Club: Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Internet porn film club: Britney Gives Head To Alfredo Garcia yes, it's the sheepskin...
Nobel Peace Prize Film Club? Bring Me the Head of Al Gore
Dunlop Enthusiasts Film Club Bring Me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Street Hoopla Lovers' Film Club? Bring Me to the Parade of Alfredo Garcia
Cable Internet Network Managers' Film Club? Ping me the Headend of AlfredoGarcia.Com
Doomsday Soothsayers' Film Club? Bring Me the Armageddon, Alfredo Garcia
The ******** Enthuisasts' Film Club? Give Me Some Head, O, Alfredo Garcia
[Kim] Bzzzt! - Repetition
Flintstone's Impersonation Society's Film Club? Bring Me the Fred of Alfredo Garcia
Irish Singer O'Connor's Fans' Film Club Bring Me Sinead, O Alfred O'Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
[irach] Buzz! Graham III already did Dunlop Film club almost word for word.

Unix Batch Text Editor Film Club? Bring Me The Sed Of Alfredo Garcia
Mathematical Proof Film Club? Bring Me The QED Of Alfredo Garcia
Calendar Abreviationist (midweek chapter) Film Club? Bring Me The Wed. Of Alfredo Garcia.
Counter Spy Assasination Film Club?Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gar, CIA.
"If you're going out anyway could you just" Film Club? Bring Me a Head of Lettuce
Toast Lovers Film Club. Singe Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Defence Radar Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the NORAD of Alfredo Garcia.
Semi-Precious Stone Jewellery Makers' Film Club Bring Me the Jade of Alfredo Garcia
Bible-readers Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Giovanni Battista
Sick to Death of Tolkien Movie Adaptations Film Club? Bring Me The Head Of Bilbo Baggins.
Marmite, Bovril and Assorted Condiments Fanciers' Film Club? Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Swedish Furniture Film Club? Bring me a bed from Alfredo's IKEA
[Juxta] Very good :-)
Sneaker Film Club? Bring Me The Keds Of Alfredo Garcia.
Photoemitting Semiconductor Designer Film Club? Bring Me The LED of Alfredo Garcia
Apropos of this recent spate of "Garcias", I thought you guys should link to this story and have a giggle.
Domestic Help Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Maid of Alfredo Garcia
Eugenics Proponents' Film Club? Bring Me the Well-Bred Alfredo Garcia
Shipboard Facilities Film Club? :Bring Me To The Head Of The SS Alfredo Garcia
Wales Tourism Promotion Board Film Club? Bring Me to Gwynedd, O Alfredo Garcia
Tom Clancy Tie-In Film Club? Bring Me The Red October (of Alfredo Garcia).
Microsoft Project Film Club? Bring Me The Schedule Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiara and Crown Manufacturers' Guild Film Club? Bling We the Head of Alfredo Garcia
[irach] That comes perilously close to repetition. I hear the sounds of the barrel bottom being scraped.
Coopers Film Club? Bring Me the Barrel of Alfredo Garcia
Take-Me-To-Your-Leader Film Club? Bring me the head of Pyongyang, Korea
People-Wanting-to-be-taken-on-a-trip-when-that-pesky-Alfredo-Garcia-has-been-chosen-to-go Film Club? Bring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Trying-to-lure-Alfredo's-Girlfriend-Away Film Club? Ring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Amateur Jewellery Makers' Film Club? String Me The Bead of Alfredo Garcia
The Society For the Preservation Of The Dignity of Dead People Through Cosmetic Grooming Film Club? Trim Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. [blamelewis] I liked your "instead" ones very much.
[SM] Thanks :)
Amateur Crooners' Film Club? Sing Me the Ballad of Alfredo Garcia
Getting it Slightly Wrong People's Film Club? Dude! Where's the Head of Alfredo Garcia?
[Phil] Ha, like that =)
Yin Me the Yang of Alfredo Garcia
Solely because I have no better ideas Film Club Flog me the Dead Horse of Alfredo Garcia (or to put it another way - how about moving on?)
How about

DOUBLE BILL FILM CLUB

Sherlock Holmes and Julie Andrews in 'The Hound of Music'

Jeff Bridges and Vivien Leigh in 'Tron With The Wind'
Aragorn and Tarka the Otter in Lord of the Ring of Bright Water.
George Clooney and Deborah Kerr in 'Three Kings and I' [lol bigsmith]
Eddie Murphy and Sally Field in 'Trading Places in the Heart'
Steve Martin and Lee Marvin in 'Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen'
Jessica Alba and Billy Crystal in 'Sin City Slickers'
Warren Oates and David Hemmings in 'Bring Me The Head Of Alfred The Great [Sorry!!]
Joseph Fiennes and Hugh Grant in Shakespeare in Love, Actually
Bruce Willis and Jack Palance in Hudson Hawk the Slayer
Clint Eastwood and John Candy in High Plains Trains and Automobiles Drifter
Clint Eastwood and Meg Ryan in When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Nicholas Cage and Ben Kingsley in 'Gandhi in Sixty Seconds'
Hilary Swank and James Earl Jones in Boys Don't Cry, the Beloved Country
N!xau and Gene Wilder in The Gods Must be Stir Crazy
John Wayne and David Bowie in The Man Who Shot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Keanu Reeves and Joaquin Phoenix in Matrix Signs
Brad Davis and Fred Astaire in Von Ryan's Midnight Express
William Powell and Doris Day in The Thin Man Who Knew Too Much
Danny DeVito and "Wart" in Romancing the Sword in the Stone
Steve McQueen and Roberts Mitchum/De Niro in The Great Escape Fear
Paul Newman ad Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou on a Hot Tin Roof
Walt Disney and Guillermo Del Toro present Peter Pan's Labyrinth
Julia Roberts and Boris Karloff in The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Jack Lemmon and Genevieve Bujold in Ann of The Thousand Days of Wine and Roses
Roger Moore and Bruce Willis in Live and Let Die Hard
Hugh Jackson and Demi Moore in A Few Good X-Men
Haley Joel Osment and Will Smith in AI, Robot
Martin Lawrence and Paris Hilton in Big Momma's House of Wax
Clint Eastwood and Debra Winger in Where Leagal Eagles Dare
Al Gore and Uma Thurman in An Inconvenient Truth About Cats And Dogs
Ralph Fiennes and Rowan Atkinson in The Johnny English Patient
Cameron Diaz and Dick Van Dyck in There's Something About Mary Poppins
Sid James and Sissy Spacek in Carrie on Camping
Maureen O'Hara and Patty Duke in How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
Audrey Hepburn and the Mutt in My Fair Lady and the Tramp
Daniel Day-Lewis and John Cusack in the ludicrously ponderous The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Timothy Dalton and Greogry Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford in Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Richard Dreyfuss and Celia Johnson in Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
George C. Scott and Javier Bardem in Dr. Strangelove in the Time oF Cholera
The Beatles and Katharine Hepburn in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night
Henry Fonda and Lou Romano in The Grapes of Ratatouille
Henry Fonda and William Shatner in Star Trek 2: The Grapes of Khan
Henry Fonda and John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grapes
Jhnny Depp and Henry Fonda in What's Eating Gibert's Grapes of Wrath
Richard Dreyfuss and Orson Wells in Close Encounters of the Third Man
Vin Diesel and Ewan MacGregor in Pitch Black Hawk Down
Walter Matthau and Robert Morley in Those Magnificent Grumpy Old Men in Their Flying Machines
Julia Roberts and Trevor Howard in The Pelican Brief Encounter
Kate Hudson and Tom Cruise in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Yul Brynner and Brad Pitt in The Magnificent Se7en
Elliot Gould and Michelle Holmes in Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, Rita, Sue and Bob, Too.
Bill Murray and Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink Stripes
Dan Futterman and Michael Palin in Shooting Fish Called Wanda
Audrey Hepburn and Kathy Bates in Breakfast at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Sylvester Stallone and Marlon Brando in Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Bette Davis and Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, Voyager
Steve Martin and Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Rotten Scoundrels
Marilyn Monroe and Simon Pegg in Some Like It Hot Fuzz
The voice of Tom Hanks and Corinne Clery in Toy Story of O.
Alistair Sim and Catherine Deneuve in Belles Du Jour of St Trinnians
The voice of Tom Hanks and John Hurt in Midnight Polar Express
Jeanne Moreau and Drew Barrymore in Jules E.T. Jim
Raul Julia and Mominmamma in Finn Family Values
Zooey Deschanel an Dirk Bogarde in A Bridge To Terabithia Too Far
Colin Firth and Sienna Miller in The Importance of Being A Woman of No Importance
Uncle Remus, Bloody Mary and Kenny in Song of the South Park Pacific
Roberto Benigni and John Cleese in The Life of Brian is Beautiful
Richard Dreyfuss and Richard Basehart in Close Encounters of the Third Reich
Marlene Dietrich, Spencer Tracey and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2- Judgement Day at Nurenberg
Hugh Grant and Jake Gyllenhaal in The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Barbara Streisand and Wynona Ryder in Funny Girl, Interrupted
Daniel Day Lewis and Liza Minelli in Gangs of New York, New York
Omar Sharif and Katherine Zeta Jones in Dr. Chicago
Jenny Agutter and Jack Nicholson in Walkabout Schmidt
Tura Santana and Uma Thurman in Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill Bill!
Catherine Hepburn and Ringo Starr in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night.
Sorry, I didn't see Robin had already put that one on the Marquee. Retracted.
I'll replace it with Paul Newman and Winona Ryder in Fat Man and Little Women.
and Michael J. Fox and Keith Gordon in Christine Wolf.
Hugh Grant and Michael Caine in Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin
An all-star cast, too numerous to mention, in The Man Who Would Be The Man Who Wasn't The Man Who Knew The Man Who Sued The Man Who Shot The Man Who Forgot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Brigitte Bardot, Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks in Saving A Very Private Ryan Benjamin Affair
Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox in The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Kevin Costner and a giant monster in Cloverfield of Dreams
Dick Van Dyke and Robert Downey Jr in Kiss Bang Chitty Chitty Kiss Bang - or something
John Cleese and Mickey Rourke in Rumblefish Called Wanda
Ewan McGregor and Walter Matthau in Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Vinnie Jones and Leonard Nimoy in Lock, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Henry Fonda and Michael Rennie in The Longest Day The Earth Stood Still
Shirley Temple and Tom Cruise in Curly Top Gun
Louis Gossett, Jr.and Marilyn Monroe in An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes
Chritian Slater and Sean Connery in Gleaming the Cuba.
Sean Connery and Andy Griffith in Dr No Time For Sergeants
Sean Connery and Emma Thompson in From Russia With Love Actually
Sean Connery and Billy Crystal in City Slickers II: The Search For Curly's Goldfinger
Sean Connery and Johnathon Tucker in Thunderball In The House (Walk-on by Hugh Laurie)
Sean Connery and Gene Hackman in You Only Live Twice In A Lifetime
Geaorge Lazenby and Ava Cadell in On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
George, obviously.
Sean Connery and Cornell Wilde in Diamonds are Forever Amber
Roger Moore and Harreiet Hammond in Live and Let Live and Let Die
Roger Moore and David Niven in The Man With The Golden Guns of Navarrone
Roger Moore and Jim Carrey in The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself & Irene
Roger Moore and Lionel Jefferies in The First Men in the Moonraker
Roger Moore and Marsha Mason in For Your Eyes Only When I Laugh
Roger Moore and Sean Connery in The Hunt For Red Octopussy
Roger Moore and Eric Stoltz in A View To Killing Zoe
Timothy Dalton and Lori Cardille in The Living Day of the Dead
Timothy Dalton and Gregory Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Pierce Brosnan and Gary Busey in Goldeneye of the Tiger
Pierce Brosnan and Dennis Quaid in The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Pierce Brosnan and Mel Brookes in The History of the World is Not Enough
Pierce Brosnan and James Woods in Die Another Day In Paradise
Tamara Dobson, Daniel Craig and Woody Allen in Cleopatra Jones and the Casino Royale
and Harriet obviously.
Marlon Brando and Nasstassja Kinski in Last Tango in Paris, Texas
Boris Karloff and Robin Wright Penn in The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Jodie Foster and Daniel Day-Lewis in Panic Room With A View
Sidney Poitier, Humphrey Bogart and the Marx Brothers in In The Heat of the Night in Casablanca
Nia Vardalos and Drew Barrymore in My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer
Matthew Broderick and Paul Anka in Ferris Buehler's Longest Day Off
Paul Newman and the Queen of Hearts in Absence of Malice in Wonderland
Paul Newman and Rebecca De Mornay in The Cool Hand Luke That Rocks the Cradle
John Cleese and Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Time Bandits
Jane Powell and John Belushi in Seven Brides for Seven Blues Brothers
Will Smith and Anna Paquin in The Fresh Prince of Jane Eyre
Al Pacino and Tim Allen in Shaggy Dog Day Afternoon
Macaulay Culkin and Lassie in Lassie Come Home Alone
Joseph Cotten and Humphrey Bogart in The Citizen Kane Mutiny
Liza Minelli and Drew Barrymore in CabarET
Judy Garland and Tom Cruise in A Star Is Born On The 4th July
Jim Carrey and a flying elephant in Dumb & Dumbo
Emmy Rossum and Groucho Marx in The Phantom of a Night At the Opera
Lea Thompson and Groucho Marx in Howard the Duck Soup
Heath Ledger and Groucho Marx in The Four Horsefeathers
Daniel Day-Lewis and Shirley Maclaine in The Last of the MohiCan Cans
Vincent Price and David Carradine in The Mask of the Red Death Race 2000
Vivien Leigh and Toad in Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson in Peaceful Road Warrior
Richard Harris and Groucho Marx in A Man Called Horsefeathers
David Bennent and his canine buddy Rin Tin Tin in the Guenter Grass classic The Adventures of the Rin Tin Tin Drum
Alan Alda and Paul Scofield in A Man for All The Four Seasons
Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood in A Tin Cupful of Dollars
Off topic, but: has there ever been a game of MC or MC players' film club?
Tuj Dredd
The Slipper and the Rosie
The Juxtaposeidon Adventure
High Sierra Mike
Irouléguys and Dolls
The King and Irach
Citizen Kim
Bigsmith in Little China
Phil Met By Moonlight
Dunx and Dunxer
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