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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Jumbo
Airbus Stop
Hello Orly
Bring Me The Stanstead Of Alfredo Garcia
My Airfare Lady
Commission Impossble
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
The Return Ticket of the King
BarMarbella
Ice Hotel Zebra
XXXPedia
Boeing Human
Boeing John Malkovich
Virgin Atlantic Suicides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Excursion of the Black Pearl
Bed & Breakfast at Tiffany's
Booking Miss Daisy
Cathay Come Home
Happily Ever ABTA
JAL House Rock
The Return Ticket of the King
What the ...Sorry, folks!
Salem's Aeroflot
The Fuel Surcharge of the Light Brigade
Every Which Way But Lins
All-Inclusive On The Western Front
Awayday of the Triffids
Weekend Getaway Carter
EuroStar Wars
Have we done this one to death?
Cabin Fever
A Touch of First Class
What The Butlins Saw
Return of The Red Eye
Raiders of The Lost Bag
The Loneliness of the Long-Haul Traveller
Con Air Miles
Born Frequent Flyer
The Fly-Drive
All change. Films scheduled for the Naturists Film Club
Coogan's Buff
Nine and a Half Streaks
Tango and Flash
Bumcrackatoa, East of Java
The Shipping Nudes
Naked Lunch
Barebareella
Dude - Where's my clothing?
Meat & Two Veg Me In St Louis
Indecent Exposure
The Last Emperor's New Clothes
Clear and Present Dangler
A Streaker Runs Through It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - that was easy.
Road Strip
My Bare Lady
The Man Who Showed too Much
A Few Nude Men - [UK] Clear and Present Dangler, genius.
Five Children and Tits
Free Willy
Undressed to Kill
Ice Station No Bra
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Nakid
Topless In Seattle
My Best Friend's Birthday Suit
Rebel without A Blouse
Starkers the Otter nfras - cheers!
Best on Show
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Beaver Pitch
Naked Guns
Whoops - forgot the bold, there!
Howard's Rear End
The Longest Sway
The Wicker-imprint Man
Stop, or my Mom will Faint
Breezy Strider
Some Like It Off
Where Regals Bare
Naked Bun
They Startle Horses, Don't They?
Fanny by Gaslight
A Hole in the Rabbit-Proof Fence
Catch-your-Death Wish II
Frigid Zones' Diary
The Devil Wears Nada
Arse Attacks!
Jack the Stripper
Snatch!
Cock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels
The Arse That Ate Paris
The Pelican Without Briefs
Gangs of Nude York
The Arse Menagerie
The Nipples Connection
The Trouble With Hairy
Sponge Bob- No Pants: The Movie
The Loin King
Jack's Ass
Jap's Eye of the Beholder
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
No Socks Please, We're British
Coldtitz [UK] Nada - genius. [SM] Nipples Connection? What movie is that supposed to be?
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
No Keks Please, We're British
How The Breast Was Sunned
Moon Struck
King Dong
The Brazilian Job [I'm still crying with laughter at "My Big Greek Wedding Tackle"]
Try not to stare at the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brothers Getyakitov
Star Kers - A Nude Hope
Charlie Brown and Droopy
Lake Flaccid
The Pube
Cabin Beaver
My Cousin's Wienie
Stuart's Is Little
Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Behind
Titty Woman
Tan 9 From Outer Space
No Thin White Lines
A Map of Tassie
Top Bun
A Man's Cold Arse
Bum Sight At The OK Corral
Norkies
James Bond in BrownEye
Nude, where's my car?
Mooning Arizona
Clothes Free
Au naturel Cid
James Bond in "OctogenarianPussy"
Doctor No Clothes
Forrest's Rump
No Britches In Madison Couny
Knickerless Nickleby, that's k-n-i-c-k-e-r-l-e-s-s
Show(everything)Girls
Time for a change methinks, how about

The Military Film Club

The Guns of Navarone (Oblig.)
Riddle of the Sandhurst
The Love Doodlebug
Alias Smith and Wesson
A Night Exercise To Remember
The Devil Wears Battledress
Dude, where's my Kalashnikov?
Once Upon a Time In The West Point
My Best Friend's Webbing
The King and Iraq
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldstream Guards
The Green Howards End
Field-Marshal of Dreams
God'sKilla
Return of the Pink Panzer
Hitler on the Roof
Salaam Bomb Bay
Brig o' Doom
The Great Gatling - starring MIA Farrow
82nd Airborne Free
Yomper Stomper
Gurkha the Otter
Wars, Mines and Ours
Army Get Your Gun
Spitfire of the Vanities
The Lavender Hill Demob
The Bombardier Hunter
The Sarge of the Light Brigade
The Full (Field Marshal) Monty
The Patton Club
Cool Gunnings
Big Rommel in Little China
Dr NCO
Somme Like it Hot
Dude where's my carbine?
Stalin Wars
Bren it like Beckham
Kevin and Perry Camouf Large
Blue Reveillevet
Basic Training
Putting On The Blitz
The Nukes of Hazard
Rommel Holiday
In The Berchetesgarden of Good and Evil
Where Eagles Nest
The Ark Royal Tenenbaums
<pedant>[UK] You forgot 'Midnight', and it's "Berchtesgaden"</pedant>
Jay and Silent Bob Surgical Strike Back
House of AWACS
M*A*S*H Ado About Nothing
Luftwaffe for Chocolate
[IS,P] You're quite right! Nothing wrong with pedantry! [Irach] Bugger! I was trying SO HARD to think of something involving Luftwaffe!
Peter's Friendly Fire
Peter Panzer
Minefield of Dreams
The Hummer of '42
About Messerschmitt
Biggles Trouble in Little China
Lockheed, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Stuka on You
Japs at Sea
Meet the Fokkers
Dial M16 for Murder
Out of the Afrika Korps
Enemy at the Wingate
Home Guard Alone
Citizen Hurri-Kane
When Bomber Harris Met Sally
Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Admiral
Paras, Texas
Horseguards Feathers
Father Goose Green
Bring Me The Headquarters Of Alfredo Garcia
Steven Spielberg's G.i.
Planet of the APC
Pontoon Bridge to Terabithia
Out of North Africa
Fat Man
Maid In Manhattan Project
A Warrant Officer and a Gentleman
The Mod Squaddie
When Harrier Met Sally
Ocean's F1-11
Jaw-Jaws
Strafing Arizona
Weird. Let's try Strafing Arizona
Pershing Tin
D-Day Afternoon
I Know What U-Boat Did Last Summer
Love Citori
Operation Overlord Cuckoo's Nest
Shell-o Grave
Black Batallion
The Grenadier Hunter
Grenade In Places
Bomb The Waterfront
A Clockwork Agent Orange
A Desert Storm
The Man With The Gold Napalm
Blazing Battles
The Man Who Broke The Tank At Monte Carlo
King Solomon's Minesweeper
The Best Little Whorehouse in Semtexas
Three Days of the Cordite
Howitzer West Was Won
The Admiral Chrichton
The Exorcet [UK] Spelling!
[IS,P] Fairy nuff!
Men in Black Watch
LieutenAntz
Gurkhy Park
The Perfect Stormtrooper
Panzer's Labyrinth
Crouching Tiger, Hidden T34
Adolf and Winston's Excellent Adventure
How The West Bank was Won
Black Watch Down
Six Day War and Seven Night Bombings
The Muppets Annex The Sudatenland
Madame Butterfly-Bomb
Patriot Missile Games
Not to mention: anything filmed in SuperMarineAtion. Is this sort of thing allowed? If not: Sorry.
Friendly Firestarter
Anschluß of Green Gables
The Fight Stuff
Who's Afraid of 2nd SS Division Das Reich?
The Stalingrad-uate
Carry On Bringing Democracy and Freedom to Iraq (at gunpoint)
The Seventh SEAL
Blade Gunner
Run Silent, Lola, Run Deep
Black Ops Beauty
The Tanks That Ate Paris
Radio-Controled Drone Days
A Night-Sight at the Opera
The Squadfather
Time for a change, methinks.
Journalists / writers
Abridged Too Far
The Daily Mirror Cracked
Dude, Where's My Carbon Paper?
Bring me the Headline of Alfredo Garcia
Page Three From Navarone
The Evil Deadline
Minority Reporter
The Obit
Heavy Hot Metal
Times and Time Again
All Quiet On The Western Front Page
Author Pretty Horses
Hack to the Future
Bowling for Column Inch
Ed, Edd and Editor
Dial M for Murdoch
Expense Fiddler on the Roof
The Thin Head Line
The Guardian, obviously
Spreads

Page One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

only bolder.
Edition: Impossible
Bullets Over Broadsheet
Press of the D'Urbervilles
The Printer's Devil Wears Pravda
Where Der Spiegels Dare
Censor and Censorability
The Source Whisperer
The Cruel CNN
A Nightmare on Fleet Street
Went The Day Maxwell?
No Essex Chronicle, Please, We're British
The Independant's Day
Butch and Sundance: The Early Edition
Independent's day. D'oh!.
You've Got The Mail on Sunday
LIFE is Beautiful
Bridget Jones' Daily
La Page au Folle
Von Ryan's Daily Express
Observer, Where Art Thou?
The French Lieutenant's Woman's Own
Reader's Beaugest [Irg] thanks for the idea.
The Ink Panther
The Longest Daily
Weekend at Bernie's
The Printer's Devil Wears Prada
[Raak] buzz! Pick another one.
Non-Printing Blank Space Balls
The Linotype in Winter
The Greatest Story Ever Spiked
Dude, Where's My Guardian?
The Spy Who Loved Metro
The Remains of the Daily Mail
Proofreader
Empire of The Sun
Pretty Woman's Own
Is Pulp Fiction just a little too obvious? :-)
Phil] No more so than F.T.
or indeed F Xtra
or Ed Woodpulp
or Three Men and a Baby, which I should perhaps point out starred Steve Guttenburg.
The Man with Two Typefaces
QUERTY Goes Bananas
Book Tour of Duty
sorry that should of course be QWERTY Goes Bananas
The Daily of the Triffids
Is Paris Match Burning?
Cool Hand Rupert
When Ha'aretz Met Sally. Greetings from sunny East Jerusalem :op
Al-Ayyam Sam. You guessed it - off to Ramallah today.
Mirror Mask
The News of the World is Not Enough
The Time Out Machine
Big Issue in Little China
The Evil Ed.
Alien vs. Editor
All change

The Farmers' Film Club

Those Magnificent Men In Their Sperry-New Holland Model 3420 Combine Harvesters C/W Optional Chaff Seperator
All Quiet On The Western Pasture
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Muckspreading
Grain of Fire
My Left Foot & Mouth
Beverley Hills Crop
Good Swill Hunting
One Million Years B.S.E.
Wheat The Parents
For a Fistful of Subsidies
BSE Max
My Left Foot and Mouth
[Irg] Inspired! Perhaps by Korky's post seven before yours?
Alien vs. RedTractor
Battleship Lambkin
Broken Harrow
On a Clear Day You Can Seed Forever
Apocalypse Plough
Bridget Jones' Dairy Farm
Electric Blue Tongue
Bring Me the Herd of Alfredo Garcia
Furrow Few Dollars More
The Tilling Fields
Brother, where are t'plough?
Grazin' Arizona
Rag Time
(OOps..thought we were still on the journalists)...
The Manure That'd Pew Too Much
Thresher in the Rye
Field of Greens
Fertilize Beneath
The Cruel BSE
Barn on the 4th of July
Everyone else has done a BSE one so: The BSE Shall Not Have Them
Mulholland Cattle Drive okay, so that one is actually ranching rather than farming per se
Dr Strangelove or Cow I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb
Sheep
And the sequel, Ayesha, the Return of Sheep
[SM] To this city person, ranching is just a type of farming.
Investigation of an Animal Health Laboratory Above Suspicion
Sacks of Fertilizer and Oil Seed Rape
Remains of the Hay
The Soy Luck Club
Happy Wheat
Barn Free
Run, Canola, Run!
Barley Legal
Dude, Where's My Corn?
BSE's been done to death, so: El Cjd
Rye The Beloved Country
Citizen Cane
Corn Free
Beverly Hills Crop
[Raak] Surprisingly similar to Uncle Korky's "Beverley Hills Crop"
Days of Swine and Roses
I Know What You Sowed Last Summer
A.I.
Corn on the 4th of July
[IS,P] Not quite so similar to yours, I hope! :-)
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Brassica Park
The Blue Legume
Paddy Shack
Groundnut Day
Wheat's New, Pussycat?
A Nitrate At The Opera
Fertilizer Apache, The Bronx
Flock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Good Hop, Bad Hop
The Sty Who Loved Me
Finnegan's Rake
Thoroughly Modern Millet
Loam Alone
Bowling for Combine (Harvester)
An Inconvenient Boll Weevil
Hoof Framed Roger Rabbit?
Investigation of a Common Agricultural Policy Above Suspicion
The Cotton Club
Who Farmed Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Crops
Sow I Married An Axe Murderer
Goose Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
The Spy Who Came In From The Colt
The Caine Toad Mutiny
Born Fresian
DW Griffith's Birth of Irrigation
Butterchurn 8
The Threshman
Why We Harvest
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
The Mung and Sixpence
Goodbye Mr. Cow Chips
The Corn Ear of Living Dangerously
Night of the Living Cowshed
The Man Who Went Up A Hill and Came Down A Goatheard
Das Oat
Manon of the Spring Pea
Of Field Mice and Men
The Great Cornfield, Minnesota Bank Raid
Fresian Frame
The Dairy of Anne Frank
2001: A Maize Oddessy
The Blight Stuff
The Siring of the Lambs
Jersey Girl
C.O.R.N.
Barn on the 4th of July
The Chill Tractor
The Deere Hunter
The Andromeda Grain
[Sierra Mike] What's a goatheard? Not much except 'baaaa' That'll be 'Goatherd', and it was quite sick. Keep it up!
Hmmm, Barn on the 4th of July again, let's stay awake, people! There's life in this one yet.
[Uncle Korky] Where are you? I know I'm miles from anywhere but what's your excuse?
Poltergeist II: The Set Aside
How the West Was Sown
The Charge of the Blight Brigade
Little Slop of Horrors
Live and Let Sty
Pig
Hrududu, Where's My Car?
[I Say Porter] (Heard) Bit of a personal blind spot. Expect more of this.
(4th) I was refering to the DVD "Gold" Edition with deleted scenes, commentary and gag reel. If they can sell it again, I can use it again.

Time and Agrain
Rye-Bye Birdie
The Farmer, His Wife, The Farmhand and The Bloke What Comes In On Weekends To Help With the Pigs
Jean de Cauliflorette
Milking Miss Daisy
The Thin Durhum
Forrest Stump
Dude, Where's My Stump-grinder?
Stump Up The Volume
In The Name of the Fodder
Alfalfie
and Bring Me the Head of Alfalfa Garcia
Gone With The Wind Farm
Wheat Dreams May Come
Pig Trouble in Little China
Bullitt
[SM] Love "The Farmer...."
The Germinator
Sprout of Africa
Kohlrabi Goes Bananas
Das Root
Flax Gordon
Aeon Flax
Everything You Wanted To Know About Flax But Were Afraid To Ask
Colorado Beetlejuice
Rabe Roy
Silage Marner
The Sward In the Stone
Rutabaga 66
Massey Ferguson or Bust
What's Up Flock?
I Know What Ewe Did Last Summer
The Rambusters
Foraging Bull
The Fabulous Acre Boys
Tarzan of the Grapes
Bull Durham
Wheat About Bob?
The Story of Oat
Wheat Until Dark
Strictly Sorghum
Livestock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Watercress File
Run Silent, Run Sheep!
Of Rice and Men
Where I once lived, sod farming was popular. I shall now pay tribute to the instant lawn industry:

The Grass Menagerie
Grasslight
Sod's Little Green Acre
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