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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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and Bring Me the Head of Alfalfa Garcia
Gone With The Wind Farm
Wheat Dreams May Come
Pig Trouble in Little China
Bullitt
[SM] Love "The Farmer...."
The Germinator
Sprout of Africa
Kohlrabi Goes Bananas
Das Root
Flax Gordon
Aeon Flax
Everything You Wanted To Know About Flax But Were Afraid To Ask
Colorado Beetlejuice
Rabe Roy
Silage Marner
The Sward In the Stone
Rutabaga 66
Massey Ferguson or Bust
What's Up Flock?
I Know What Ewe Did Last Summer
The Rambusters
Foraging Bull
The Fabulous Acre Boys
Tarzan of the Grapes
Bull Durham
Wheat About Bob?
The Story of Oat
Wheat Until Dark
Strictly Sorghum
Livestock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Watercress File
Run Silent, Run Sheep!
Of Rice and Men
Where I once lived, sod farming was popular. I shall now pay tribute to the instant lawn industry:

The Grass Menagerie
Grasslight
Sod's Little Green Acre
Blade Runner
Blade
Mown Away
Black Snake Mown
Mownalisa
Obviouly, I missed the "gardener" version of this game. E'en so, there shouldn't be any duplicates in there.
Lettuce from Iwo Jima
The Carrot Kid
A Chorus Lime
Lawrence of Arable
Geroff Moi Land That Time Forgot
Bedtime for Garbanzo
The Herd Man of Alcatraz
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Oat
Singin' in the Grain
Das Goat
Thinking about it, that should have been Das Goot
Rear Windmill
Taladega Nights: The Legend of Hayricky Bobby
Hayricky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind Hayricky, Hayricky
Tsk. "your". 2/10 See Me.
Alpaca Quiet on the Western Front
The Lion, The Witch and The Water-Trough
Baling for Columbine
Meet the Pitchforkers
The Summer Wheat of '42
Locust Pocus
Escarole from Alcatraz
Is it just me, or is this "Farmer" classification a mite broad for this game? It seems we are using up all sorts of (perfectly acceptable) titles that would be even funnier for different but more restricting occupations. Not complaining, mind, just observing
Thunderbolt and Blight Foot
Chaff The Richard Rowntree vesrion
"vesrion". tsk 2/10 See Me
The Blight of the Phoenix The James Stewart version
Out of Scythe
Sprout Specific
Winnow-the-Pooh
Sprout of Africa
Uncle Tom's Cabbage
Masque of the Red Cabbage
A Fistfull of Sugarbeet
For a Few Beets More
The Good, The Bad and the Beetroot
The Spud, The Bad and the Ugly
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm
Graze the Red Lantana
Cattle of the Bulge
Cow Green Was My Valley
Red Beet
Master And Commander Of The Other Side Of The Cowshed
The Cattle of Britain
Cattle on a Hot Tin Roof
Beef Encounter
The Slices of the Lamb
I am Ham
Mars Haystacks
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
The Man With the Golden Grain
[Sierra] Yes, and it also overlaps with several occupations already done. I was about to play Abbatoir -- The Movie and discovered I'd used it in the very first round.
Do you think we should pick another film club then?
William Till
David Copper's Field
Straw Deal
Perhaps we're out of film clubs?
A word from our sponsors?
We could try one more- OPTICIANS, OPTOMETRISTS AND OPHTHALMOLOGISTS, e.g. Eye Spy or Dante's Peek?
Twenty-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Star Trek: First Contacts
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Gaze of Thunder
Glancing with Wolves
Children of the Cornea
Hocus Focus
Vision Quest
Orb Roy
Apt Pupil
The Eye Who Loved Me
The Big E See
Lensgarry Lens Ross
Macula
Hallam Fovea
Cataract on A Retina Roof
Mr. Holland's Myopias
The Stye Who Came In From the Cold
The Silence of the Lens
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
For better or Worse...better...worse...better...worse
Glaucoma
My Glare Lady
Our Man Squint
Pretty in Pink Eye
Astigmatism of the Dump
Star Trek: The Next Macular Degeneration
The Luck of the Iris
The Glasses Menageries
Uvea Only Live Twice
Dioptre Hard
Everything You Wanted To Know About Specs* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vision: Impossible
Tear Duct Soup
LASIK Come Home
Bram Stoker's Ocular
Myopic Left Foot
Lash Tango in Paris
Contact (Lens)
The Andromeda Eyestrain
Tear Hunter
Dilating Miss Daisy
Dilate With A Vengeance
The Unbearable Lightness Of Seeing
Sight Club
Monocle of the Glen
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Pince-Nez Bride
Deuteranopia, Where's My Car?
Dilate for Murder
Specs, Lies And Videotape
No Optrex, Please, We're British
Legally Blind
Eye Sage
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
For Four Eyes Only
Silence of the Lombs
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Vision Center
Lasik Sunday Afternoon
Around the Horn Rims
Murder on the Vision Express
The Presbyopic's Analyst
Basic Insquint
The Glaucoma of'42
Mr. Dollond's Opus
Das Boots
Patch Addams
An Inconvenient Lost Nosepad Screw
Everything You Wanted To Know About Spherical Aberration But Were Afraid To Ask
Double Vision or Nothing
The Silence of Bausch and Lomb
The Third Monocle
Three Colour Vision Defects: Protanopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Deuteranopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Tritanopia
Seeing-Eye Dog Day Afternoon
Citizen Cane
Braille House Rock
In Like Squint
Meet the Focus
On A Clear Day You Can See....about ten yards
Mon Ocle
[Kim] "Mon Ocle" - nice :-)
Eyewear to Heaven
Butch Cassidy and the Sunglass Kid
LASIK Instinct
La Société du Spectacle
This has stalled somewhat...
SANTA'S GROTTO FILM CLUB
Hawk the Sleigh-er
The Jingle Bells of St Mary's
Clear and Presents Danger
North Pole by Northwest
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Toy-tal Recall
The Reindeer on the Roof
Fat Man and Little Boy
The Grate Escape
Dasher in the Rye
Dancer with Wolves
Schindler's Christmas list
Ho Ho Ho Brother, Where Art Thou?
Miracle on Easy Street
Three StocKings
Bringing In the Rein
The Elfin Man
Grand Ho Ho Hotel
The Reindeer (Spoof on Hitchcock's "The Birds.")
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Longest Sleigh
Fat on A Hot Tin Roof
The Best Little Ho Ho Whorehouse in Texas
Santa Fe Trail
Saint Nicholas Nickelby
Crimson Yuletide
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sacks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
When Dasher Met Prancer
Citizen Candy Cane
Roaming Holly Day
The Good, the Bad and the Naughty
American Mince Pie
There's No Business Like Snow Business
The Return of the Pink Santa
The Donner of '42
Hunt for Red Rosy Cheeks
The Trifleman
All Tinselley On The Western Front
An Inconvenient Queen's Speech
The Gifters
8-Mile (it's got wrap music in it)
The Not-so-Thin Man
Me, My Elf and Irene
Little Workshop of Horrors
Rita, Sue and Baubles Too
Elf Not a fan of Will Farrell (sp?), but I can't believe it wasn't thought of before!
Silent Night of the Living Dead
Ding Dong Merrily on High Society
The Santa Bug, The Touch of Santa, Son of Santa, The Brotherhood of Santa, Santa Never Sleeps, Daughters of Santa, Santa Hates You, Sold To Santa ...and many many more.
Claus
Snowman Is An Island
HollyDay On Ice
The Jingle Book
Snow White Beard and the Seven Dwarfs
Citizen Candy Cane
X-mas Men
Sled Dragon
Elfboy
Dog Sleigh Afternoon
The Sleigh of the Triffids
The Sleigh the Earth Stood Still
The Dawn of the Sled
Sled Dawn come to that
Reindeer Man
Clear and Present Danger
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
[SM] Garcia, at last. Hooray! :-)
Driving Mistletoe
Time for a new club? I was going to suggest Sex Maniac and Nympho Film Club but I'm not sure if the possibility of offending everyone and coaxing responses that will show everyone at their worst is worth the opportunity to play Give Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia.
Has anyone a good idea for a film club?
Nope. Greengrocer's fan club?
Didn't we already do that?
How about Hunter-Gatherer Film Club? That way I can use Bring Me The Herd Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or Ornithologist's Film Club: Bring Me The Bird Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or the Trainspotter's Film Club: Bring Me The 1976 M-702 Diesel Locomotive of Alfredo Garcia
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