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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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The Hansard of Orlac
The Parliament They Couldn't Hang
Two Jags for Mister Prescott
The Blair-Watch Project
Black Rod Down
Saddam Impact
Mackenna's Golda
Dumb and Duma
The Lawnmowlam Man
Bring Me the Hird of Alfredo Garcia
sorry, that should of course be Bring Me The Hurd of Alfredo Garcia
Robin Cook the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover did I get the punctuation correct?
Cheney Reaction
The Perfect Strom
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sleaze (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dáil M for Murder
Slush Fund with Dick and Jane
Kill Bill A favorite of Hillary's...
Some Ike It Hot
East of Anthony Eden
Enemy of the Statesman
Harry Potter and the Upper Chamber of Secrets featuring Lower House Elf Lobby.
An Officer and the Right Honorourable Gentleman for Antrim
CamerOn Golden Pond
A. Merkel on 34th Street
Nasser, With Love
Bright Lights, Big Idi
Sadat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fidel On The Roof
Motion's Eleven
Das Boothroyd
Tin Coup
Body Heath
Victory Atlee
Howard's Allende
To Czar, With Love
Robin Cook, The Milk Thief, The Supportive Wife, And The Gay Lover - could be considered a potted history of British politics over the last 20 years.
Truman Romance
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Fianna Fáil a Few Dollars More
Monster Raving Loonies Inc.
Lib Dem from Navarone
Trudeau Grit
Coal Miners' Botha
Brezhnev-er say Never Again
Educating Tito
The Wizard of Broz
The Whig Sleep
How To Lose Your Deposit In 10 Days
Harry Potter and the Chamberlain Secrets
Enemy At The Gaitskell
The Madness of Lloyd George
Honey, I Shrunk The Majority
Swing Creole
She's Gotta Have Pitt the Younger
Primary Colors
Husting Arizona
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Time for a new topic, anyone?
[UK] How about Teachers, Professors, Principals and Miscellaneous Educators?
Bring Me The Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia High
irach] You beauty!
Driving Miss Crazy
4th Graders of the Lost Ark
The Story of 'O' Levels
Midnight in the Kindergarten of Good and Evil
Ofsted Fred [Irg] I like "Driving Miss Crazy". Nicely done.
I Eg Sam
Flunking Arizona
[irach] Excellent - just the topic I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
Sir Crazy
Les Bicyle Sheds de Belsize
TruAntz
Homework Alone
Men in Blackboard
Sweet Home Economics
Chalk The Line
The Cane Mutiny
Force Ten Times Table From Navarone
Dunce Upon A Time In The West
Straw Dogs Chewed My Homework
Naked Packed Lunch
Monsters' Ink Monitor
Dinner Lady and the Tramp
Raging Bully
Amo - Amas - Amat - Amamas - Amatis - A Man For All Seasons
Pushing LaTin
Metalwork Shop Of Horrors, also Woodwork Shop of Horrors. I was shite at both.
Canteenwolf
Field Trip of Dreams
Thesis Spinal Tap
3/10 See Me, Myself and Irene
Breaking Class
Panic Staffroom
Schoolhouse Rock
Sports Day Of The Triffids
PlaygroundHog Day
Classroom With A View
Schoolmasters of The Universe
From Satchel
Mine Ornery Report
Of Mice and Mensa - Mensa - Mensam
Mr Chips Goes to Washington
The Prefect Storm
Ocean's Eleven Plus
Baccalauréat to the Future
About a Stupid, Lazy Boy
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven GCSEs
Degreen Mile
What's Eton Gilbert Grape?
Broken Harrow
Behaving Radley
East of Eton
Sorbonne Golden Pond
Princeton of Tides
Yale House Rock
Harvard's End
Bowling for Columbia
The Penn Commandments
An Ivy League Of Their Own
Confiscate and Leopold
A Cambridge Too Far
The Truth About Cats and Pedagogues
The Last King of Scotland? Anyone? Anyone...? James VI. Next question...
[UK] LOL.
The Cruel CSE
[IS,P] Ta!
Gordonstountouchables
Harrow Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where exam papers are kept
Ocean's 1st XI
The French Correction
Sleepless in Exam Season
High Detention
The Class Menagerie
The Birchman of Alcatraz
Raise The Red Lecturn
SATurday Night Fever
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
P.E.T.
[Irg] Thanks. Re:waiting Think how long I'm going to have to wait before I can use "I Know What You Did Last Supper"...
Sorbonne Free
Blackboard's Ghost
Look Who's Chalking Now
The M.I.T. Ducks
Invigilator 3: Examination Day
Proctor Zhivago
I am Exam
Ben Sir
Police Academics
Is this one flagging?
[IS,P] I fear so...
[UK] as soon as we start getting duplicates or near-duplicates (I ex am / I am exam), it's time to move on. Someone else's turn to choose.
How about The Soup Kitchen Film Club
For A Bowlful of Gruel
The Gruel Sea
Gruel Intentions
Like Watered Down Hot Chocolate
M.A.S.H.
Bring Me The Head of Cabbage of Alfredo Garcia
A Room With A Queue
Of Lice And Men
For a Fistful of Crumbs
Bag Lady and The Tramp
Soupless in Seattle
Homeless Alone
Broke, & Back on the Mountain
Room With A Stew
Kitchen Run
The Handout That Rocks The Ladle
GoldenEye-tinerant
Passage To Indigent
Hand-Out of Africa
Big Issues in Little China
Bring me some Bread for Alfredo Garcia
Roofless People
Cardboard Boxing Helena
The Hand-outs of Orlac
Salvation Army of Darkness
Stench of a Woman
Rash of the Titans
The Seven Yaer Itch
The Cruel Flea
Flophouse Rock
High Streets Drifter
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum
The Adventures of Sherlock Homeless
Brassic Off
Went The Day Welfare?
Grosse Pointe Blanket
The Unbearable Shiteness of Being
A Night Not To Remember
[Phil] Nice.
Wall Street-drinker [IS,P!] Ta
Black Hawk Down and Out
The Bums of Navarone
The Cider/Louse Rules
Sleeping Under The Bridges of Madison County
Goodwill Hunting
The Man Who Queued too Much
Peter Panhandle
Wino What You Did Last Summer
Any Which Way But Booze
The Doss-House Rules
Inebriate Mile
East of Moth-eaten
The Hoarse Whisperer
Boogeyman Nights
The Thin Bread Line
Bin Trek 3: The Search for Scotch
Hobo Lone
A Night in the Cells
The Dirty, Dossin'
Electric Duck Soup
How Green is my Bedding?
[UK] Electric Duck?
Peter Panhandler
[IS,P] OK - I thought that one might fall flat! A collision between the Marx Bros' film "Duck Soup", and a slang term for high-power lager, "Electric Soup".
Electric Soup is "a slang term for high-power lager". Not a very widely used one, methinks. On another subject, is this one flagging at all?
I believe it may be a particularly Caledonian term. Yes, this one's flagging greatly.
Caledonian, eh? How about SCOTS Film Club.
[IS,P] See yoo, Jimmy! Loch Ness In Anger
[UK] I was expecting Loch Ness and Two Smoking Barrels
Kilt Bill
Look Back in Angus
I concede! :-) Romancing the Stone of Scone
Reach for the Skye
The Great Muppet Caber
Clash of the Tartans
Bring Me The Edinburgh of Alfredo Garcia
The Forth Protocol
Born On The Forth Of July
Firth Blood
Never on A Dundee
Ye Tak' The High Road An' I'll Tak' The Low Road To Perdition
Loch Ness Monsters Inc.
Orkney the Slayer
Deep-Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café
Holyrood Ending
The Hunt for Plaid October
Sporran Correspondent
[irache] I got 9 Hitchcock films for 99 Eurocents a few months back (eleven cents each! cheap.), including some obscure ones I'd never seen. Genius.
Bonnie Prince Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dumb and Dumfries
Erin Brogue-ovich
Fort William The Bronx.
The Witches of Prestwick.
Con Ayr
The Highland of Dr Moreau
Whisky Business
Nessie Come Home
Haggis Who's Coming to Dinner
Och Aye, Robot
The Irn-Bru Man
The African Queen of the South
Alloa Dolly
Curling Arizona
Gleneagles Glen Ross
Dude, Where's My Carnoustie? oblig.
Kill Marnock
(briga)Dune [UK] LooooL!
Ben Nevis Say Ben Nevis Again [IS,P] Ta! Loved the witches.
The Dead Ullapool Oddly enough, quite an accurate description if I recall the place correctly
Went The Day Motherwell?
Ye cannae change the laws o' physics Jimanji
Smoked Scottish Salmon to Watch Over Me (as opposed to Scottish Smoked Salmon...)
Salmond's Gotta Give OOH! Bit o' politics.
Mighty Morphin' Power Celtic
Arf! Arf!
The Gretna Green Mile
Me, Myself, and Iona
The Remains of the Tay
Dumbarton: Special Agent
Braveheart and Coronets
(Greyfriars) Bobby
John Logie Baird on a Wire
(Auld Lang) Signs
Wullie Wonka and the Jocklate Factory
The Grampiano
Burns Night of the Iguana
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
20,000 Largs Under The Sea
Leith-al Weapon
The Madness of Kingussie
Bonnie in Clyde
The Spey Who Loved Me
This Island Perth
Get Shortbready
Deep Fried Mars Barttacks
From Mull
Stanley Baxter the Future
Connery Majesty's Secret Service
Och, tae...., pussy!
Dee Another Day
The Blair Atholl Project
Crocodile Dunfermeline
Moragtime
Fife Is Beautiful
Cairgormenghast
The Pitlochry and the Pendulum
Never Spey Never Again
Burns Night Supperman
One Flew Oban The Cuckoo's Nest
Star Trek III: The Search for Sp'Och with WilliTam O'Shatner
Stonybridge over the River Kwai for Absolutely fans.
The Beast With Fife Fingers
A Kelvinbridge Too Far
A Nightmare on Sauchiehall Street
A different slant: Bring me the heid of Alfredo Garcia
Meet the Peebles
Forfar Few Dollars More
Funeral In Bairlinnie
Kincardinontopia
...without the 3rd "n"
Dyce Station Zebra
Robert the Bruce Almighty
Whisky Business. [UK] re: Bruce - Dammit, that's in my excel sheet.
Thistle Down The Wind.
Lulu Who's Talking
Kaledonia
[IS,P] He he! BTW, I have to Bzzzt you for Whisky Business on behalf of irach.
Flash Gordonstoun
Debbie does Dalwhinnie
[UK] Arse.
Play Shinty For Me
Curling for Columbine
The Madness of King James
One Flew Over the Grouse's Nest
Glengarry Glenfiddich
The Drambusters
The Black Watch Project
Tom Cruise in The Old Firm
Die Ardrossan (and Die Ardrossan Twa, etc.)
Die Anoth Airdrie
Partick Stewart in Ochs Men
Dude - Where's My Arrochar?
[IS,P!] "shinty" made me laugh
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
The Cruel Sea You Jimmy [Phil] Thx.
Monster's Balmoral
The Land Before Tam O'Shanter
Glasgow West, Young Man
Original Dunsinane
Bannockburn, Hollywood, Bannockburn
Caledonian of the Wild
Woodstoch
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Barlinniebarella
Stalled again?
Ok how about

The Winter Sports Film Club

[Irouléguy] Thanks. Very well and very busy!
Fun With Nordic and Jane
Don't Look Snow
Fjord Consideration
Fjord Eyes Only
Dirty Ice Dancing
Tundra With Nordic Again
The Trail of The Lonesome Alpine
The Secret Val Gardena
I've been away for a while. I'll shut up now. Hello everyone!
Don't Luge Now
Curling for Columbine
The Cruel Ski
The Curling Fields
[Botherer] Hello again!
Rita, Sue and Bobsleigh
The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain
Ice Hockey Station Zebra
Where Eddie The Eagle Dares
Slalom Bombay
Hunt For Sled October
Pretty In Rink
Bring Me The Sled of Alfredo Garcia
Toboggan Never Dies
The Cresta Running Man
Ice Dance In Alex
Carlito's Sleigh
Ice Skating Zebra [Botherer] Indeed you have been away a good while, and indeed you are back again, and you are most welcome.
Snowball Fight at the OK Corrall
Sk8 Mile
White Men Can't Ski Jump
Das Ski-Boot
Biathlon Man
Doctor Sno.
Enter the Tobaggan
Frost on Space [Botherer] Been anywhere interesting? ;)
Moulin Luge
Any Which Way But Luge
Kiss Me Skate
Slalom's Lot
Salopette Cemetery
Cresta Run, Lola, Run
ScoobSki-doo [nfras] Shurely Run, Cresta, Run?
The Englishman who Climbed up a Hill But Skied Down a Mountain
[irach] Not too dissimilar from Korky's "The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain" but not quite close enough to BZZZZT!
Eddie the Eagle has Landed
Les Triplettes de Torville & Dean
Moguls are Easy
Whistler on the Roof
Freestyle Willy
Smilla's Sense of Snowboarding
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
The Skate Escape
Sergeant Salko
I was expecting this to have more legs.
The Zamboni Collector
Uncle Puck
True Lycra
I Know What You Did Last Winter
Winter Holiday
Winter in New York
Curl-y Top
Winter the Dragon
Easy Slider
Scarf-Face
War and Piste
The Blizzard of Oz
White-Out of Africa
Ski Sunday - Bloody Ski Sunday!
Rita, Sue and Bob-ble Hat
The Rink Panther
Freezin' Arizona
Speed Skating
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
I Know Where You Spent Last Summer
Scent ErParks Woman
Pontins, Texas
Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
Haven Private Ryan
A Man For All Hoseasons
Bonn Free
Pack Up Your Duffles
Saga Tour of Duty
Me, My Self Catering and Irene
The Thin Red Coat
Bring Me The Head Of Thomas Cook
Easyjet Rider
Ryanair's Daughter
The Witches of Gatwick
Terminal Travelocity
Kuoni Vadis [UK] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks!
Quat Quomen Quantas
Peter Pan Am
[IS,P] :-)
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
Con Aer Lingus
ABTA Pupil
Tora Tora Perator
[UK] Gandalf the Nazi, interesting concept.
The Man Who Flew Too Much
North By Northwest
Jumbo
Airbus Stop
Hello Orly
Bring Me The Stanstead Of Alfredo Garcia
My Airfare Lady
Commission Impossble
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
The Return Ticket of the King
BarMarbella
Ice Hotel Zebra
XXXPedia
Boeing Human
Boeing John Malkovich
Virgin Atlantic Suicides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Excursion of the Black Pearl
Bed & Breakfast at Tiffany's
Booking Miss Daisy
Cathay Come Home
Happily Ever ABTA
JAL House Rock
The Return Ticket of the King
What the ...Sorry, folks!
Salem's Aeroflot
The Fuel Surcharge of the Light Brigade
Every Which Way But Lins
All-Inclusive On The Western Front
Awayday of the Triffids
Weekend Getaway Carter
EuroStar Wars
Have we done this one to death?
Cabin Fever
A Touch of First Class
What The Butlins Saw
Return of The Red Eye
Raiders of The Lost Bag
The Loneliness of the Long-Haul Traveller
Con Air Miles
Born Frequent Flyer
The Fly-Drive
All change. Films scheduled for the Naturists Film Club
Coogan's Buff
Nine and a Half Streaks
Tango and Flash
Bumcrackatoa, East of Java
The Shipping Nudes
Naked Lunch
Barebareella
Dude - Where's my clothing?
Meat & Two Veg Me In St Louis
Indecent Exposure
The Last Emperor's New Clothes
Clear and Present Dangler
A Streaker Runs Through It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - that was easy.
Road Strip
My Bare Lady
The Man Who Showed too Much
A Few Nude Men - [UK] Clear and Present Dangler, genius.
Five Children and Tits
Free Willy
Undressed to Kill
Ice Station No Bra
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Nakid
Topless In Seattle
My Best Friend's Birthday Suit
Rebel without A Blouse
Starkers the Otter nfras - cheers!
Best on Show
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Beaver Pitch
Naked Guns
Whoops - forgot the bold, there!
Howard's Rear End
The Longest Sway
The Wicker-imprint Man
Stop, or my Mom will Faint
Breezy Strider
Some Like It Off
Where Regals Bare
Naked Bun
They Startle Horses, Don't They?
Fanny by Gaslight
A Hole in the Rabbit-Proof Fence
Catch-your-Death Wish II
Frigid Zones' Diary
The Devil Wears Nada
Arse Attacks!
Jack the Stripper
Snatch!
Cock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels
The Arse That Ate Paris
The Pelican Without Briefs
Gangs of Nude York
The Arse Menagerie
The Nipples Connection
The Trouble With Hairy
Sponge Bob- No Pants: The Movie
The Loin King
Jack's Ass
Jap's Eye of the Beholder
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
No Socks Please, We're British
Coldtitz [UK] Nada - genius. [SM] Nipples Connection? What movie is that supposed to be?
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
No Keks Please, We're British
How The Breast Was Sunned
Moon Struck
King Dong
The Brazilian Job [I'm still crying with laughter at "My Big Greek Wedding Tackle"]
Try not to stare at the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brothers Getyakitov
Star Kers - A Nude Hope
Charlie Brown and Droopy
Lake Flaccid
The Pube
Cabin Beaver
My Cousin's Wienie
Stuart's Is Little
Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Behind
Titty Woman
Tan 9 From Outer Space
No Thin White Lines
A Map of Tassie
Top Bun
A Man's Cold Arse
Bum Sight At The OK Corral
Norkies
James Bond in BrownEye
Nude, where's my car?
Mooning Arizona
Clothes Free
Au naturel Cid
James Bond in "OctogenarianPussy"
Doctor No Clothes
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