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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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The Delta Force
Zorba The Geek
The Sum Also Rises
Density of Joy
Along the Great Divide
[nfras] Had to use a calculator to work out 11111000000! Excellent.
[nfras] I thought your Kelvin one was Fahrenheit 911, but that would be Kelvin 761.5, so you've lost me.
[ISP] Fahrenheit 451.
Root 66 (hmm, no Unicode allowed here? √66)
AuFinger
The Man in the Fe Mask
Jason and the Ar Auts
As and Old Lace
That's enough elements.
[Ed] I disagree! Sn Cup
Monster Zn
Rn Entebbe
Hg Rising
Si Valley
BASIC Instinct
Let's not get into IT Geeks' Film Club... At least, not yet.
The Avogadro's Constant Gardener
Kelvin and Perry Go Large
Galvani Get Your Gun
Sweet Ohm Alabama
Big Momma's Gauss
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Bernoulli
Inert Space
Sex, Alkalis and Videotape
Hello Polymer!
Das Square Root
The Indian in the Fume Cupboard
n1 - tricky one this. Prize for the first correct guess.
Pulp Fraction
The Old Curie's Shop
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Hexadecimal* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vampire Hunter PhD
Tesla of the D'Urbervilles
Absolute Power
Love Hertz
Atom's Rib
Fission Impossible
Weekend at Fermi's
Forever Young's Modulus
Maid in Manhattan Project
Milliken's Wake
Io Spy
Lord of the Saturn Rings
Saving Private Orion
Particle 99
Wallace and Comet
When Harry Met Halley
Europa Europa
Carlito's Milky Way
A Star Is Born
Snow and the Seven White Dwarfs
Star Way To Heaven
Love Starry
Storm of the Centauri
Ray
Raiders of the Lost Quark
Sun Like It Hot
Neon But the Brave
Moonstruck
No Crater Love
[irach] If you must post so many, at least check your duplicates. Please.
Comet to America
Io See Station Zebra
[irach] I don't think you know how irritating that is? I can't even be bothered to read through your posts to see if any of them are amusing. Hence, I can't be bothered to try and think up any of my own. Another player and I did that once (at least we took turns) and filled in a page or two of a game in half an hour. That was about 10 years ago. I cringe with shame now when I think of how crap an experience that must have been for everybody else.
Sorry. I guess nfras' 29 in a row did not offend (scroll above to DJs and rock artists) as much as mine. I guess different players, different rules?
[irach] Re: nfras - I did say this at the time. It's not personal, it just got to me more than usual today.
For my sins, I tend to play first thing in the morning, which is from around midnight for most of you, and maybe add the odd comment at around 4pm (about 7am for you guys) so there is little interaction with other players. It is a bit disconcerting to arrive at work and find that there have been 200 moves since I last posted. Having said that, I know I am guilty of posting long lists of moves but it does tend to be the norm in this game. Should we maybe look at limiting the number of consecutive moves to 3 or 4?
Oh, just get on with it - I'm just a boring old fart who's going to abstain from this game till he cheers up.
Antares Born
John Wayne in - The Researchers
Other notable offenders to the general 'only post one or two' rule are myself and UK as, although we do 'only post one or two', we play ping pong during office hours and by the time irach or nfras get there it's thirty or forty new ones for them. We're trying to find somewhere else to play so we don't piss so many people off but no luck so far with the Lockisseum...
[IS,P!] Perhaps the four of you could meet up and do it like a panel game. I'd be willing to chair... sounds a good concept. Maybe Radio 4 would be interested.
[Tuj] Radio 4 already do it - just not very often. It can be one of the funniest ISIHAC rounds.
[All recent disputants] I'm as guilty as the next man of overposting (as long as the next man's I Say, Porter!). I do confess that the huge blocks by irach & nfras are a little overwhelming on first sight, but as this is a fast moving game only at certain hours of the day, I can appreciate the frustration of sitting on a raft of good moves with the possibility that you'll never get the opportunity to play them all 2 or 3 at a time. Having said that, let me just add:
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
And Cu3Zn2ed Off
[UK] Nice! Isn't it time for a change?
[IS,P] Cheers, guv! Indeed - seems an appropriate juncture. Any suggestions?
Just going to throw in Rancid Al before the buzzer goes!
[UK] Have you actually seen that?
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Bring Me The Mohammed Of Alfredo Garcia
Patriarch Games
[IS,P] 'fraid not - just remember the poster campaign. Wanted to catch it at the time, though, as I'm a big fan of Joseph Fiennes. Anyway, on with the game!
The Vicar Man
Papal Bull
Archbi Shop of Horrors
Bishopric Up Your Ears
Priest is Priest
Preach for the Sky
Missionary Impossible
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Pulp Crucifixion
The Zion of Four
Ministers, Inc.
(Os)Iris
Rosary's Baby 'cos Cider with Rosary would be TV
Catholic on a Hot Tin Roof
Blue Jews
[UK] You don't half watch some rubbish.
I Know What You Did Last Sunni
Hide and Sikh
[IS,P] Please don't assume that my use of such titles implies that I've ever actually watched them! :-)
Curate Like Beckham
Amazon Women on the Moonies
Mormons From Outer Space I was toying with Throw Mormon From The Train
(Jehovah's) Witness
[IS,P] rofl - I was desperately trying to think of one for Mormons...
Rear Hindu
Psalm Like It Hot
[UK] I like Rear Hindu. Censer va Woman
Billy Buddha
Roman Catholic Holiday [IS,P] *grins*
Rite Club
Se7en (th day Adventists)
Krakatoa: Easter of Java
Moonquaker
Shi'as the One
An Anglican Werewolf in London
There's something about Hail Marys
Bahá'í Plains Drifter.
Rasta The Mohicans
The Longest Pray
Everything you always wanted to know about sects (but were afraid to ask)
Hello, Dalai!
Dude, Where's My Cardinal?
[UK] Eeek! This page has three posts that 'aint us. I'm going to fill up my Excel sheet for a bit...
[UK] Unless you want to play-by-email...
Then, when everyone's had a good go, we can chip in our faves.
That's not a bad idea! You'll have to use my work addy, though. I'll send it your way!
[UK] Get on with it, I've got twenty in my list already.
[IS,P] I already have - check your Hotmail!
[UK] I got plenty o' nothin'
[IS,P] Oh! T'was sent at about 3.15... Not to worry: try nick dot kirby, and, with an at, add that onto the front of lbbd dot gov dot uk and see if it gets through the corporate spam filter!
Sunni, I scud the Yids
The Mask of Zoroaster
Baha'i Baha'i Birdie [Phil] Let Baha'i-gones be Baha'i-gones : )
[irach et al] indeed
Agnostic and Old Lace
Carlito's Yahweh
Insh'allah Grave
101 Damnations
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
[Irg] So obvious it drove straight past my frontal lobes without me noticing! :-)
The Treasure of the Sierra Padre - makes me think of a cleric in a rusty Ford.
Roman Holy Day
When Hari Met Kali
The Druze Brothers
Bagger Vance Gita
The Italian Book of Job
Om Alone
[Irg] Re: Om Alone - LOOOL
Vicar Victoria
City Vicars
[Irg] Possibly even more obvious: Dude, where's Mecca?
Stand Up, Verger Soldiers
The Zen Commandments
Mosque O On The Hudson
Don't Talmud The Babysitter's Dead
Druid, Where's My Car oblig.
War of the Moses
There's Something About Mary
The Prince of Tithes
For Whom the Aya Tollahs
Taoister
Debbie Does Dalais
[UK] GUFFAW!
Catch Me If Wiccan
Pulpit Fiction
Shaman's Gotta Give
Saturday Night Shiva
Halo Dolly
Cleric the Viking
Odin-ary People
Loki and the Bandit
Nuns of Navarone
Monk Business
Wish You Were Herod
There's Something Abbot Mary
Te Deum The Races
Allah-din
Glengarry Glen Eros
One Jeh Ovah The Cuckoo's Nest
Big Vishnu
Cathedral Come Home
Minsters Inc. [UK] Thanks for the inspiration!
Mitre Joe Young
Iscariots of Fire
Jude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's Micah?
JuDas Boot
Raging Mullah
Beauty and the Priest
Shaman Who Knew Too Much
I ♥ Maccabees
Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist
[Phil] Coffee Spillage Alert!
Luke Who's Talking Now
The God Father
Barefoot In The Ark
Pan from U.N.C.L.E.
Look! Zeus Talking!
Jesu's Coming To Dinner
Sufi's Choice
Easy Tither
Bacchus to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wóden
I Know Quetzalcoatl You Did Last Summer
Frijja Willy
Diana the Day
Some Like It Gott
Hermes Goes Bananas
Salome Bombay
The Blues Brahmas
Saturn A Hot Tin Roof
Breakfast at Epiphany's
The Soma of '42
Mana in Black
Amon de Sources
To Osir-is, With Love
Praisin' Arizona
Educating Gita
[IS,P!] Fanks!
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
Ordinary Steeple
Magen David Copperfield
Gosford Ark
Jonah Lisa Smile
Caddy Meshach
I Am Psalm
Mr Holland's Opus Dei
1: Kings and 2: Kings (obviously the prequels to Three Kings)
The Silence of the Lamentations
So I Married an Acts Murderer
Joe's-Mary's Baby
Jezebels of San Angelo
Pope Floats
The Lost Goys
Mazelt//Off
[IS,P] :-)
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
An Officer and a Gentile Man
Sleepless in a Shtetl OK, not particularly religious...
Bend It Like Golem
Absence of Malachi
An Inconvenient Ruth
Bend It Like 'Becca
Lot's Stepford Wife
Martha, meet Sham, Ham and Japheth
The Cain Mutiny
The Silas of the Lambs
Haman Who Knew Too Much
Seven Dreidels for Seven Brothers
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Mary
Love, Honour and Obidiah
Reuben Arizona
Simeon to Watch Over Me
The Levi Daylights
Naphthali a Sunday
Dude, Isacchar
Asher the Titans
Dan Little Indians
Zebulun, Gad Friday
Benjamin Like Beckham
Judah, Where's my Car
The War Of The Josephs
That's the 12 tribes of Israel. Anyone fancy a new topic?
How about persons connected with Home construction (Architects, Plumbers,Electricians, Carpenters...)?
Suite Home Alabama
Delta Faucet
[irach] Well, we've already had Interior decorators half a dozen clubs ago, which covered most of these topics. Whilst your two are not duplicates, I can't see this one extending the Club very far, personally, and it'll be a bit of a pain to check duplicates...
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
How about POLITICIANS then?
Toy Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
West Side Tory
Stephen King's Christine (and Neil)
Blair of the White Worm
John Major League
Un-Commons Valor
Thatcher In The Rye
Lords of The King
Raiders of the Lost Chirac
The Big Chiltern Hundreds
Whig Momma's House
Harry Potter and the Order! Order! of the Phoenix
Kissing Rosemary's Baby
A Nightmare on Downing Street
Jack Straw Dogs
(although that could be considered a libellous statement)
My Left Michael Foot
Tango and Cash for Honours
Last Quango in Paris
Get Claire Shorty
Beyond the Valley of the Polls
Minority Report (sic)
The Water Marginal
The League of Honourable Gentlemen
The Hills Have Eyes To The Right
Catch Me If You Canvass
Wet Snide Tory
Gordon and Sarah and Tony and Cherie
Guess Who's Coming To No 10
King Congress
One Of Our Ballot Boxes Is Missing
Live and Let Diet
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Harvey Proctor
They Call Me MISTER Speaker!
Kremlins
Gandhi-man
Harold Smith Goes to Washington
Proportional Representation Zebra
Ice Cold in Alex Salmond
Putin On The Ritz
Hirohito's Way
Sinn Fein of the Fathers
Conservative Air
When A STRANGER! STRANGER! Calls
Rabin Hood
Evita es Bella`
Fall of the House of Representatives
Filibusters!
Gerrymander McGuire
Diebold Another Day
The Hansard of Orlac
The Parliament They Couldn't Hang
Two Jags for Mister Prescott
The Blair-Watch Project
Black Rod Down
Saddam Impact
Mackenna's Golda
Dumb and Duma
The Lawnmowlam Man
Bring Me the Hird of Alfredo Garcia
sorry, that should of course be Bring Me The Hurd of Alfredo Garcia
Robin Cook the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover did I get the punctuation correct?
Cheney Reaction
The Perfect Strom
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sleaze (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dáil M for Murder
Slush Fund with Dick and Jane
Kill Bill A favorite of Hillary's...
Some Ike It Hot
East of Anthony Eden
Enemy of the Statesman
Harry Potter and the Upper Chamber of Secrets featuring Lower House Elf Lobby.
An Officer and the Right Honorourable Gentleman for Antrim
CamerOn Golden Pond
A. Merkel on 34th Street
Nasser, With Love
Bright Lights, Big Idi
Sadat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fidel On The Roof
Motion's Eleven
Das Boothroyd
Tin Coup
Body Heath
Victory Atlee
Howard's Allende
To Czar, With Love
Robin Cook, The Milk Thief, The Supportive Wife, And The Gay Lover - could be considered a potted history of British politics over the last 20 years.
Truman Romance
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Fianna Fáil a Few Dollars More
Monster Raving Loonies Inc.
Lib Dem from Navarone
Trudeau Grit
Coal Miners' Botha
Brezhnev-er say Never Again
Educating Tito
The Wizard of Broz
The Whig Sleep
How To Lose Your Deposit In 10 Days
Harry Potter and the Chamberlain Secrets
Enemy At The Gaitskell
The Madness of Lloyd George
Honey, I Shrunk The Majority
Swing Creole
She's Gotta Have Pitt the Younger
Primary Colors
Husting Arizona
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Time for a new topic, anyone?
[UK] How about Teachers, Professors, Principals and Miscellaneous Educators?
Bring Me The Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia High
irach] You beauty!
Driving Miss Crazy
4th Graders of the Lost Ark
The Story of 'O' Levels
Midnight in the Kindergarten of Good and Evil
Ofsted Fred [Irg] I like "Driving Miss Crazy". Nicely done.
I Eg Sam
Flunking Arizona
[irach] Excellent - just the topic I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
Sir Crazy
Les Bicyle Sheds de Belsize
TruAntz
Homework Alone
Men in Blackboard
Sweet Home Economics
Chalk The Line
The Cane Mutiny
Force Ten Times Table From Navarone
Dunce Upon A Time In The West
Straw Dogs Chewed My Homework
Naked Packed Lunch
Monsters' Ink Monitor
Dinner Lady and the Tramp
Raging Bully
Amo - Amas - Amat - Amamas - Amatis - A Man For All Seasons
Pushing LaTin
Metalwork Shop Of Horrors, also Woodwork Shop of Horrors. I was shite at both.
Canteenwolf
Field Trip of Dreams
Thesis Spinal Tap
3/10 See Me, Myself and Irene
Breaking Class
Panic Staffroom
Schoolhouse Rock
Sports Day Of The Triffids
PlaygroundHog Day
Classroom With A View
Schoolmasters of The Universe
From Satchel
Mine Ornery Report
Of Mice and Mensa - Mensa - Mensam
Mr Chips Goes to Washington
The Prefect Storm
Ocean's Eleven Plus
Baccalauréat to the Future
About a Stupid, Lazy Boy
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven GCSEs
Degreen Mile
What's Eton Gilbert Grape?
Broken Harrow
Behaving Radley
East of Eton
Sorbonne Golden Pond
Princeton of Tides
Yale House Rock
Harvard's End
Bowling for Columbia
The Penn Commandments
An Ivy League Of Their Own
Confiscate and Leopold
A Cambridge Too Far
The Truth About Cats and Pedagogues
The Last King of Scotland? Anyone? Anyone...? James VI. Next question...
[UK] LOL.
The Cruel CSE
[IS,P] Ta!
Gordonstountouchables
Harrow Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where exam papers are kept
Ocean's 1st XI
The French Correction
Sleepless in Exam Season
High Detention
The Class Menagerie
The Birchman of Alcatraz
Raise The Red Lecturn
SATurday Night Fever
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
P.E.T.
[Irg] Thanks. Re:waiting Think how long I'm going to have to wait before I can use "I Know What You Did Last Supper"...
Sorbonne Free
Blackboard's Ghost
Look Who's Chalking Now
The M.I.T. Ducks
Invigilator 3: Examination Day
Proctor Zhivago
I am Exam
Ben Sir
Police Academics
Is this one flagging?
[IS,P] I fear so...
[UK] as soon as we start getting duplicates or near-duplicates (I ex am / I am exam), it's time to move on. Someone else's turn to choose.
How about The Soup Kitchen Film Club
For A Bowlful of Gruel
The Gruel Sea
Gruel Intentions
Like Watered Down Hot Chocolate
M.A.S.H.
Bring Me The Head of Cabbage of Alfredo Garcia
A Room With A Queue
Of Lice And Men
For a Fistful of Crumbs
Bag Lady and The Tramp
Soupless in Seattle
Homeless Alone
Broke, & Back on the Mountain
Room With A Stew
Kitchen Run
The Handout That Rocks The Ladle
GoldenEye-tinerant
Passage To Indigent
Hand-Out of Africa
Big Issues in Little China
Bring me some Bread for Alfredo Garcia
Roofless People
Cardboard Boxing Helena
The Hand-outs of Orlac
Salvation Army of Darkness
Stench of a Woman
Rash of the Titans
The Seven Yaer Itch
The Cruel Flea
Flophouse Rock
High Streets Drifter
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum
The Adventures of Sherlock Homeless
Brassic Off
Went The Day Welfare?
Grosse Pointe Blanket
The Unbearable Shiteness of Being
A Night Not To Remember
[Phil] Nice.
Wall Street-drinker [IS,P!] Ta
Black Hawk Down and Out
The Bums of Navarone
The Cider/Louse Rules
Sleeping Under The Bridges of Madison County
Goodwill Hunting
The Man Who Queued too Much
Peter Panhandle
Wino What You Did Last Summer
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