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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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T'Pau A Mockingbird
The Third Manic Street Preacher
Vanilla Skylie
The Fifth Elvis
The Wishbone Ash Collector
PhilaCollinsphia
KajagoogU-571
Jason Donovan and The Argonauts
Scootch Me if You Can
Aswad in the Stone
Le retour HouseMartin Guerre
Resident Eval Doonican
NSYNC the Bismarck
DumBo Diddley
Tom O'Con-Air
What's he ever sung? Scratch that.
Des O'Con-Air. That's more like it.
Elf Presley
[UK] huh?
I Said Fred Green Tomatoes
Yanni and Clive
Elvis Costello's Mandolin
Future Shakira
Tupac To The Future
Lordi of the Wings
The Manfred Man That Fell To Earth Band
[Inkspot] *Bzzzt!* Sorry - that was one of mine! :-)
Rambo: First Mud
The Fugeesus of Nazereth
Spice Girls On A Plane [UK]Whooops! that's what you get for not paying attention and joining a game late.
Anderson Bruford Wakeman & Howe the west was won
The Day The Verve Stood Still
Marc Cohneheads
U 2 Mama Tambien A film by Marc Almondovar
*groans*
Living in a Boxing Helena
This has been going two solid weeks, time for a change?
[IS,P] I concur! It's been a good harvest, but pickings were getting harder towards the end. Next topic please!
How about movies for Physicists, Mathematicians and Nerdy Scientists ?
American Pi
infinity
Vector Victoria
Radius of the Lost Arc
Mad Max Planck
Stephen Hawking the Slayer
Look Who's Hawking
Hawking Tall
Men In Black Holes
The Matrix
A Brief History of Time Bandits
Haw King of Scotland
Eric Sykes' The Planck
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About x (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Misse=mc2pee Burning
Quark the Line. Couldn't do Raiders of the Lost Quark
Born Free Radicals
Last tangent in Paris
Schrödinger's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Joule in the Crown
Ohm Alone
Quiet today, isn't it. Is everyone on holiday? Lucky buggers.
If, And Only If
The Prime Number of Miss Jean Brodie
Pi r2 of the Caribbean
Last Theorem in Paris
Gallileolipoli
Butch Casssidy and the Sundance Euclid
Ice Babbage
The Carl Sagans of Navarone
A Private Function (sic)
θ, μ And Bob, Too
Broadway Logarithm
0.069756473744125300775958835194143 (The sin of Four)
The Sum Of All Vectors
The Importance Of Being Ernest Rutherford
There's Something About Marie Curie
Oppenheimat
The Seventh Sine
Wait Until Quark
Young Frank Einstein
The Nerd Man of Alcatraz
Where Googols Dare
Mobius Dick
My Cosine Vinny
Tangentlemen of Verona
Asymptotal Recall
Silence of the λ
Heaven's Logic Gate
The Loneliness of the Long Division Runner
Helix the Cat
Equation of the Body Snatchers
Fermi Few Dollars More
Love Hertz
The Psi Who Loved Me
From Röntgen With Love
Cosine Royale
Goodπ Lenin
δy/δx Men
Where E=MC²
[IS,P] Sorry - didn't get any of your last three! Difficult round, this one!
Logma
How Green Was My Function
Zeta: Warrior Princess
Where Eagles Square
[UK] Goodpi Lenin is a great film. dy by dx men stars patrick stewart but you won't get it unless you did calculus at school. Where e=mc^2 is where eagles dare. They're not funny if you have to explain em.
The Flame Trees of θ
∫Mile
sin(City)=cos(π/2 - City)
[IS,P] Fairy nuff! Only got through my O-level because of algebra and trigonometry - all this other stuff's way over my poor little head! :-)
[UK] Flame trees of theta (Thika); Integrate/Mile (8Mile); Sin City (obviously). I was simply going to post "cos(π/2 - City)" but thought it might be a bit too cunning. I note you coped easily with "theta, mu and bob too"...
The Peano
[IS,P] Proud to say I got your Flame Trees! But I can't even find your Bob one!
Ratioklahoma
[UK] That's cos it was Kim's Bob one, yesterday at 12:26.
The Spiral Who Came In From The Cold
x3
Σ All Fears
Of mus musculus and homo sapien
The Fantastic 100
11111000000
Lost in Extrapolation
Room with a Peer Review
The Cruel C++
Das Reboot
Hocus Locus
The Wizard of Odds
Kelvin 505.928
The Delta Force
Zorba The Geek
The Sum Also Rises
Density of Joy
Along the Great Divide
[nfras] Had to use a calculator to work out 11111000000! Excellent.
[nfras] I thought your Kelvin one was Fahrenheit 911, but that would be Kelvin 761.5, so you've lost me.
[ISP] Fahrenheit 451.
Root 66 (hmm, no Unicode allowed here? √66)
AuFinger
The Man in the Fe Mask
Jason and the Ar Auts
As and Old Lace
That's enough elements.
[Ed] I disagree! Sn Cup
Monster Zn
Rn Entebbe
Hg Rising
Si Valley
BASIC Instinct
Let's not get into IT Geeks' Film Club... At least, not yet.
The Avogadro's Constant Gardener
Kelvin and Perry Go Large
Galvani Get Your Gun
Sweet Ohm Alabama
Big Momma's Gauss
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Bernoulli
Inert Space
Sex, Alkalis and Videotape
Hello Polymer!
Das Square Root
The Indian in the Fume Cupboard
n1 - tricky one this. Prize for the first correct guess.
Pulp Fraction
The Old Curie's Shop
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Hexadecimal* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vampire Hunter PhD
Tesla of the D'Urbervilles
Absolute Power
Love Hertz
Atom's Rib
Fission Impossible
Weekend at Fermi's
Forever Young's Modulus
Maid in Manhattan Project
Milliken's Wake
Io Spy
Lord of the Saturn Rings
Saving Private Orion
Particle 99
Wallace and Comet
When Harry Met Halley
Europa Europa
Carlito's Milky Way
A Star Is Born
Snow and the Seven White Dwarfs
Star Way To Heaven
Love Starry
Storm of the Centauri
Ray
Raiders of the Lost Quark
Sun Like It Hot
Neon But the Brave
Moonstruck
No Crater Love
[irach] If you must post so many, at least check your duplicates. Please.
Comet to America
Io See Station Zebra
[irach] I don't think you know how irritating that is? I can't even be bothered to read through your posts to see if any of them are amusing. Hence, I can't be bothered to try and think up any of my own. Another player and I did that once (at least we took turns) and filled in a page or two of a game in half an hour. That was about 10 years ago. I cringe with shame now when I think of how crap an experience that must have been for everybody else.
Sorry. I guess nfras' 29 in a row did not offend (scroll above to DJs and rock artists) as much as mine. I guess different players, different rules?
[irach] Re: nfras - I did say this at the time. It's not personal, it just got to me more than usual today.
For my sins, I tend to play first thing in the morning, which is from around midnight for most of you, and maybe add the odd comment at around 4pm (about 7am for you guys) so there is little interaction with other players. It is a bit disconcerting to arrive at work and find that there have been 200 moves since I last posted. Having said that, I know I am guilty of posting long lists of moves but it does tend to be the norm in this game. Should we maybe look at limiting the number of consecutive moves to 3 or 4?
Oh, just get on with it - I'm just a boring old fart who's going to abstain from this game till he cheers up.
Antares Born
John Wayne in - The Researchers
Other notable offenders to the general 'only post one or two' rule are myself and UK as, although we do 'only post one or two', we play ping pong during office hours and by the time irach or nfras get there it's thirty or forty new ones for them. We're trying to find somewhere else to play so we don't piss so many people off but no luck so far with the Lockisseum...
[IS,P!] Perhaps the four of you could meet up and do it like a panel game. I'd be willing to chair... sounds a good concept. Maybe Radio 4 would be interested.
[Tuj] Radio 4 already do it - just not very often. It can be one of the funniest ISIHAC rounds.
[All recent disputants] I'm as guilty as the next man of overposting (as long as the next man's I Say, Porter!). I do confess that the huge blocks by irach & nfras are a little overwhelming on first sight, but as this is a fast moving game only at certain hours of the day, I can appreciate the frustration of sitting on a raft of good moves with the possibility that you'll never get the opportunity to play them all 2 or 3 at a time. Having said that, let me just add:
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
And Cu3Zn2ed Off
[UK] Nice! Isn't it time for a change?
[IS,P] Cheers, guv! Indeed - seems an appropriate juncture. Any suggestions?
Just going to throw in Rancid Al before the buzzer goes!
[UK] Have you actually seen that?
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Bring Me The Mohammed Of Alfredo Garcia
Patriarch Games
[IS,P] 'fraid not - just remember the poster campaign. Wanted to catch it at the time, though, as I'm a big fan of Joseph Fiennes. Anyway, on with the game!
The Vicar Man
Papal Bull
Archbi Shop of Horrors
Bishopric Up Your Ears
Priest is Priest
Preach for the Sky
Missionary Impossible
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Pulp Crucifixion
The Zion of Four
Ministers, Inc.
(Os)Iris
Rosary's Baby 'cos Cider with Rosary would be TV
Catholic on a Hot Tin Roof
Blue Jews
[UK] You don't half watch some rubbish.
I Know What You Did Last Sunni
Hide and Sikh
[IS,P] Please don't assume that my use of such titles implies that I've ever actually watched them! :-)
Curate Like Beckham
Amazon Women on the Moonies
Mormons From Outer Space I was toying with Throw Mormon From The Train
(Jehovah's) Witness
[IS,P] rofl - I was desperately trying to think of one for Mormons...
Rear Hindu
Psalm Like It Hot
[UK] I like Rear Hindu. Censer va Woman
Billy Buddha
Roman Catholic Holiday [IS,P] *grins*
Rite Club
Se7en (th day Adventists)
Krakatoa: Easter of Java
Moonquaker
Shi'as the One
An Anglican Werewolf in London
There's something about Hail Marys
Bahá'í Plains Drifter.
Rasta The Mohicans
The Longest Pray
Everything you always wanted to know about sects (but were afraid to ask)
Hello, Dalai!
Dude, Where's My Cardinal?
[UK] Eeek! This page has three posts that 'aint us. I'm going to fill up my Excel sheet for a bit...
[UK] Unless you want to play-by-email...
Then, when everyone's had a good go, we can chip in our faves.
That's not a bad idea! You'll have to use my work addy, though. I'll send it your way!
[UK] Get on with it, I've got twenty in my list already.
[IS,P] I already have - check your Hotmail!
[UK] I got plenty o' nothin'
[IS,P] Oh! T'was sent at about 3.15... Not to worry: try nick dot kirby, and, with an at, add that onto the front of lbbd dot gov dot uk and see if it gets through the corporate spam filter!
Sunni, I scud the Yids
The Mask of Zoroaster
Baha'i Baha'i Birdie [Phil] Let Baha'i-gones be Baha'i-gones : )
[irach et al] indeed
Agnostic and Old Lace
Carlito's Yahweh
Insh'allah Grave
101 Damnations
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
[Irg] So obvious it drove straight past my frontal lobes without me noticing! :-)
The Treasure of the Sierra Padre - makes me think of a cleric in a rusty Ford.
Roman Holy Day
When Hari Met Kali
The Druze Brothers
Bagger Vance Gita
The Italian Book of Job
Om Alone
[Irg] Re: Om Alone - LOOOL
Vicar Victoria
City Vicars
[Irg] Possibly even more obvious: Dude, where's Mecca?
Stand Up, Verger Soldiers
The Zen Commandments
Mosque O On The Hudson
Don't Talmud The Babysitter's Dead
Druid, Where's My Car oblig.
War of the Moses
There's Something About Mary
The Prince of Tithes
For Whom the Aya Tollahs
Taoister
Debbie Does Dalais
[UK] GUFFAW!
Catch Me If Wiccan
Pulpit Fiction
Shaman's Gotta Give
Saturday Night Shiva
Halo Dolly
Cleric the Viking
Odin-ary People
Loki and the Bandit
Nuns of Navarone
Monk Business
Wish You Were Herod
There's Something Abbot Mary
Te Deum The Races
Allah-din
Glengarry Glen Eros
One Jeh Ovah The Cuckoo's Nest
Big Vishnu
Cathedral Come Home
Minsters Inc. [UK] Thanks for the inspiration!
Mitre Joe Young
Iscariots of Fire
Jude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's Micah?
JuDas Boot
Raging Mullah
Beauty and the Priest
Shaman Who Knew Too Much
I ♥ Maccabees
Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist
[Phil] Coffee Spillage Alert!
Luke Who's Talking Now
The God Father
Barefoot In The Ark
Pan from U.N.C.L.E.
Look! Zeus Talking!
Jesu's Coming To Dinner
Sufi's Choice
Easy Tither
Bacchus to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wóden
I Know Quetzalcoatl You Did Last Summer
Frijja Willy
Diana the Day
Some Like It Gott
Hermes Goes Bananas
Salome Bombay
The Blues Brahmas
Saturn A Hot Tin Roof
Breakfast at Epiphany's
The Soma of '42
Mana in Black
Amon de Sources
To Osir-is, With Love
Praisin' Arizona
Educating Gita
[IS,P!] Fanks!
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
Ordinary Steeple
Magen David Copperfield
Gosford Ark
Jonah Lisa Smile
Caddy Meshach
I Am Psalm
Mr Holland's Opus Dei
1: Kings and 2: Kings (obviously the prequels to Three Kings)
The Silence of the Lamentations
So I Married an Acts Murderer
Joe's-Mary's Baby
Jezebels of San Angelo
Pope Floats
The Lost Goys
Mazelt//Off
[IS,P] :-)
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
An Officer and a Gentile Man
Sleepless in a Shtetl OK, not particularly religious...
Bend It Like Golem
Absence of Malachi
An Inconvenient Ruth
Bend It Like 'Becca
Lot's Stepford Wife
Martha, meet Sham, Ham and Japheth
The Cain Mutiny
The Silas of the Lambs
Haman Who Knew Too Much
Seven Dreidels for Seven Brothers
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Mary
Love, Honour and Obidiah
Reuben Arizona
Simeon to Watch Over Me
The Levi Daylights
Naphthali a Sunday
Dude, Isacchar
Asher the Titans
Dan Little Indians
Zebulun, Gad Friday
Benjamin Like Beckham
Judah, Where's my Car
The War Of The Josephs
That's the 12 tribes of Israel. Anyone fancy a new topic?
How about persons connected with Home construction (Architects, Plumbers,Electricians, Carpenters...)?
Suite Home Alabama
Delta Faucet
[irach] Well, we've already had Interior decorators half a dozen clubs ago, which covered most of these topics. Whilst your two are not duplicates, I can't see this one extending the Club very far, personally, and it'll be a bit of a pain to check duplicates...
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
How about POLITICIANS then?
Toy Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
West Side Tory
Stephen King's Christine (and Neil)
Blair of the White Worm
John Major League
Un-Commons Valor
Thatcher In The Rye
Lords of The King
Raiders of the Lost Chirac
The Big Chiltern Hundreds
Whig Momma's House
Harry Potter and the Order! Order! of the Phoenix
Kissing Rosemary's Baby
A Nightmare on Downing Street
Jack Straw Dogs
(although that could be considered a libellous statement)
My Left Michael Foot
Tango and Cash for Honours
Last Quango in Paris
Get Claire Shorty
Beyond the Valley of the Polls
Minority Report (sic)
The Water Marginal
The League of Honourable Gentlemen
The Hills Have Eyes To The Right
Catch Me If You Canvass
Wet Snide Tory
Gordon and Sarah and Tony and Cherie
Guess Who's Coming To No 10
King Congress
One Of Our Ballot Boxes Is Missing
Live and Let Diet
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Harvey Proctor
They Call Me MISTER Speaker!
Kremlins
Gandhi-man
Harold Smith Goes to Washington
Proportional Representation Zebra
Ice Cold in Alex Salmond
Putin On The Ritz
Hirohito's Way
Sinn Fein of the Fathers
Conservative Air
When A STRANGER! STRANGER! Calls
Rabin Hood
Evita es Bella`
Fall of the House of Representatives
Filibusters!
Gerrymander McGuire
Diebold Another Day
The Hansard of Orlac
The Parliament They Couldn't Hang
Two Jags for Mister Prescott
The Blair-Watch Project
Black Rod Down
Saddam Impact
Mackenna's Golda
Dumb and Duma
The Lawnmowlam Man
Bring Me the Hird of Alfredo Garcia
sorry, that should of course be Bring Me The Hurd of Alfredo Garcia
Robin Cook the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover did I get the punctuation correct?
Cheney Reaction
The Perfect Strom
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sleaze (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dáil M for Murder
Slush Fund with Dick and Jane
Kill Bill A favorite of Hillary's...
Some Ike It Hot
East of Anthony Eden
Enemy of the Statesman
Harry Potter and the Upper Chamber of Secrets featuring Lower House Elf Lobby.
An Officer and the Right Honorourable Gentleman for Antrim
CamerOn Golden Pond
A. Merkel on 34th Street
Nasser, With Love
Bright Lights, Big Idi
Sadat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fidel On The Roof
Motion's Eleven
Das Boothroyd
Tin Coup
Body Heath
Victory Atlee
Howard's Allende
To Czar, With Love
Robin Cook, The Milk Thief, The Supportive Wife, And The Gay Lover - could be considered a potted history of British politics over the last 20 years.
Truman Romance
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Fianna Fáil a Few Dollars More
Monster Raving Loonies Inc.
Lib Dem from Navarone
Trudeau Grit
Coal Miners' Botha
Brezhnev-er say Never Again
Educating Tito
The Wizard of Broz
The Whig Sleep
How To Lose Your Deposit In 10 Days
Harry Potter and the Chamberlain Secrets
Enemy At The Gaitskell
The Madness of Lloyd George
Honey, I Shrunk The Majority
Swing Creole
She's Gotta Have Pitt the Younger
Primary Colors
Husting Arizona
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Time for a new topic, anyone?
[UK] How about Teachers, Professors, Principals and Miscellaneous Educators?
Bring Me The Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia High
irach] You beauty!
Driving Miss Crazy
4th Graders of the Lost Ark
The Story of 'O' Levels
Midnight in the Kindergarten of Good and Evil
Ofsted Fred [Irg] I like "Driving Miss Crazy". Nicely done.
I Eg Sam
Flunking Arizona
[irach] Excellent - just the topic I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
Sir Crazy
Les Bicyle Sheds de Belsize
TruAntz
Homework Alone
Men in Blackboard
Sweet Home Economics
Chalk The Line
The Cane Mutiny
Force Ten Times Table From Navarone
Dunce Upon A Time In The West
Straw Dogs Chewed My Homework
Naked Packed Lunch
Monsters' Ink Monitor
Dinner Lady and the Tramp
Raging Bully
Amo - Amas - Amat - Amamas - Amatis - A Man For All Seasons
Pushing LaTin
Metalwork Shop Of Horrors, also Woodwork Shop of Horrors. I was shite at both.
Canteenwolf
Field Trip of Dreams
Thesis Spinal Tap
3/10 See Me, Myself and Irene
Breaking Class
Panic Staffroom
Schoolhouse Rock
Sports Day Of The Triffids
PlaygroundHog Day
Classroom With A View
Schoolmasters of The Universe
From Satchel
Mine Ornery Report
Of Mice and Mensa - Mensa - Mensam
Mr Chips Goes to Washington
The Prefect Storm
Ocean's Eleven Plus
Baccalauréat to the Future
About a Stupid, Lazy Boy
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven GCSEs
Degreen Mile
What's Eton Gilbert Grape?
Broken Harrow
Behaving Radley
East of Eton
Sorbonne Golden Pond
Princeton of Tides
Yale House Rock
Harvard's End
Bowling for Columbia
The Penn Commandments
An Ivy League Of Their Own
Confiscate and Leopold
A Cambridge Too Far
The Truth About Cats and Pedagogues
The Last King of Scotland? Anyone? Anyone...? James VI. Next question...
[UK] LOL.
The Cruel CSE
[IS,P] Ta!
Gordonstountouchables
Harrow Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where exam papers are kept
Ocean's 1st XI
The French Correction
Sleepless in Exam Season
High Detention
The Class Menagerie
The Birchman of Alcatraz
Raise The Red Lecturn
SATurday Night Fever
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
P.E.T.
[Irg] Thanks. Re:waiting Think how long I'm going to have to wait before I can use "I Know What You Did Last Supper"...
Sorbonne Free
Blackboard's Ghost
Look Who's Chalking Now
The M.I.T. Ducks
Invigilator 3: Examination Day
Proctor Zhivago
I am Exam
Ben Sir
Police Academics
Is this one flagging?
[IS,P] I fear so...
[UK] as soon as we start getting duplicates or near-duplicates (I ex am / I am exam), it's time to move on. Someone else's turn to choose.
How about The Soup Kitchen Film Club
For A Bowlful of Gruel
The Gruel Sea
Gruel Intentions
Like Watered Down Hot Chocolate
M.A.S.H.
Bring Me The Head of Cabbage of Alfredo Garcia
A Room With A Queue
Of Lice And Men
For a Fistful of Crumbs
Bag Lady and The Tramp
Soupless in Seattle
Homeless Alone
Broke, & Back on the Mountain
Room With A Stew
Kitchen Run
The Handout That Rocks The Ladle
GoldenEye-tinerant
Passage To Indigent
Hand-Out of Africa
Big Issues in Little China
Bring me some Bread for Alfredo Garcia
Roofless People
Cardboard Boxing Helena
The Hand-outs of Orlac
Salvation Army of Darkness
Stench of a Woman
Rash of the Titans
The Seven Yaer Itch
The Cruel Flea
Flophouse Rock
High Streets Drifter
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum
The Adventures of Sherlock Homeless
Brassic Off
Went The Day Welfare?
Grosse Pointe Blanket
The Unbearable Shiteness of Being
A Night Not To Remember
[Phil] Nice.
Wall Street-drinker [IS,P!] Ta
Black Hawk Down and Out
The Bums of Navarone
The Cider/Louse Rules
Sleeping Under The Bridges of Madison County
Goodwill Hunting
The Man Who Queued too Much
Peter Panhandle
Wino What You Did Last Summer
Any Which Way But Booze
The Doss-House Rules
Inebriate Mile
East of Moth-eaten
The Hoarse Whisperer
Boogeyman Nights
The Thin Bread Line
Bin Trek 3: The Search for Scotch
Hobo Lone
A Night in the Cells
The Dirty, Dossin'
Electric Duck Soup
How Green is my Bedding?
[UK] Electric Duck?
Peter Panhandler
[IS,P] OK - I thought that one might fall flat! A collision between the Marx Bros' film "Duck Soup", and a slang term for high-power lager, "Electric Soup".
Electric Soup is "a slang term for high-power lager". Not a very widely used one, methinks. On another subject, is this one flagging at all?
I believe it may be a particularly Caledonian term. Yes, this one's flagging greatly.
Caledonian, eh? How about SCOTS Film Club.
[IS,P] See yoo, Jimmy! Loch Ness In Anger
[UK] I was expecting Loch Ness and Two Smoking Barrels
Kilt Bill
Look Back in Angus
I concede! :-) Romancing the Stone of Scone
Reach for the Skye
The Great Muppet Caber
Clash of the Tartans
Bring Me The Edinburgh of Alfredo Garcia
The Forth Protocol
Born On The Forth Of July
Firth Blood
Never on A Dundee
Ye Tak' The High Road An' I'll Tak' The Low Road To Perdition
Loch Ness Monsters Inc.
Orkney the Slayer
Deep-Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café
Holyrood Ending
The Hunt for Plaid October
Sporran Correspondent
[irache] I got 9 Hitchcock films for 99 Eurocents a few months back (eleven cents each! cheap.), including some obscure ones I'd never seen. Genius.
Bonnie Prince Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dumb and Dumfries
Erin Brogue-ovich
Fort William The Bronx.
The Witches of Prestwick.
Con Ayr
The Highland of Dr Moreau
Whisky Business
Nessie Come Home
Haggis Who's Coming to Dinner
Och Aye, Robot
The Irn-Bru Man
The African Queen of the South
Alloa Dolly
Curling Arizona
Gleneagles Glen Ross
Dude, Where's My Carnoustie? oblig.
Kill Marnock
(briga)Dune [UK] LooooL!
Ben Nevis Say Ben Nevis Again [IS,P] Ta! Loved the witches.
The Dead Ullapool Oddly enough, quite an accurate description if I recall the place correctly
Went The Day Motherwell?
Ye cannae change the laws o' physics Jimanji
Smoked Scottish Salmon to Watch Over Me (as opposed to Scottish Smoked Salmon...)
Salmond's Gotta Give OOH! Bit o' politics.
Mighty Morphin' Power Celtic
Arf! Arf!
The Gretna Green Mile
Me, Myself, and Iona
The Remains of the Tay
Dumbarton: Special Agent
Braveheart and Coronets
(Greyfriars) Bobby
John Logie Baird on a Wire
(Auld Lang) Signs
Wullie Wonka and the Jocklate Factory
The Grampiano
Burns Night of the Iguana
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
20,000 Largs Under The Sea
Leith-al Weapon
The Madness of Kingussie
Bonnie in Clyde
The Spey Who Loved Me
This Island Perth
Get Shortbready
Deep Fried Mars Barttacks
From Mull
Stanley Baxter the Future
Connery Majesty's Secret Service
Och, tae...., pussy!
Dee Another Day
The Blair Atholl Project
Crocodile Dunfermeline
Moragtime
Fife Is Beautiful
Cairgormenghast
The Pitlochry and the Pendulum
Never Spey Never Again
Burns Night Supperman
One Flew Oban The Cuckoo's Nest
Star Trek III: The Search for Sp'Och with WilliTam O'Shatner
Stonybridge over the River Kwai for Absolutely fans.
The Beast With Fife Fingers
A Kelvinbridge Too Far
A Nightmare on Sauchiehall Street
A different slant: Bring me the heid of Alfredo Garcia
Meet the Peebles
Forfar Few Dollars More
Funeral In Bairlinnie
Kincardinontopia
...without the 3rd "n"
Dyce Station Zebra
Robert the Bruce Almighty
Whisky Business. [UK] re: Bruce - Dammit, that's in my excel sheet.
Thistle Down The Wind.
Lulu Who's Talking
Kaledonia
[IS,P] He he! BTW, I have to Bzzzt you for Whisky Business on behalf of irach.
Flash Gordonstoun
Debbie does Dalwhinnie
[UK] Arse.
Play Shinty For Me
Curling for Columbine
The Madness of King James
One Flew Over the Grouse's Nest
Glengarry Glenfiddich
The Drambusters
The Black Watch Project
Tom Cruise in The Old Firm
Die Ardrossan (and Die Ardrossan Twa, etc.)
Die Anoth Airdrie
Partick Stewart in Ochs Men
Dude - Where's My Arrochar?
[IS,P!] "shinty" made me laugh
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
The Cruel Sea You Jimmy [Phil] Thx.
Monster's Balmoral
The Land Before Tam O'Shanter
Glasgow West, Young Man
Original Dunsinane
Bannockburn, Hollywood, Bannockburn
Caledonian of the Wild
Woodstoch
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Barlinniebarella
Stalled again?
Ok how about

The Winter Sports Film Club

[Irouléguy] Thanks. Very well and very busy!
Fun With Nordic and Jane
Don't Look Snow
Fjord Consideration
Fjord Eyes Only
Dirty Ice Dancing
Tundra With Nordic Again
The Trail of The Lonesome Alpine
The Secret Val Gardena
I've been away for a while. I'll shut up now. Hello everyone!
Don't Luge Now
Curling for Columbine
The Cruel Ski
The Curling Fields
[Botherer] Hello again!
Rita, Sue and Bobsleigh
The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain
Ice Hockey Station Zebra
Where Eddie The Eagle Dares
Slalom Bombay
Hunt For Sled October
Pretty In Rink
Bring Me The Sled of Alfredo Garcia
Toboggan Never Dies
The Cresta Running Man
Ice Dance In Alex
Carlito's Sleigh
Ice Skating Zebra [Botherer] Indeed you have been away a good while, and indeed you are back again, and you are most welcome.
Snowball Fight at the OK Corrall
Sk8 Mile
White Men Can't Ski Jump
Das Ski-Boot
Biathlon Man
Doctor Sno.
Enter the Tobaggan
Frost on Space [Botherer] Been anywhere interesting? ;)
Moulin Luge
Any Which Way But Luge
Kiss Me Skate
Slalom's Lot
Salopette Cemetery
Cresta Run, Lola, Run
ScoobSki-doo [nfras] Shurely Run, Cresta, Run?
The Englishman who Climbed up a Hill But Skied Down a Mountain
[irach] Not too dissimilar from Korky's "The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain" but not quite close enough to BZZZZT!
Eddie the Eagle has Landed
Les Triplettes de Torville & Dean
Moguls are Easy
Whistler on the Roof
Freestyle Willy
Smilla's Sense of Snowboarding
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
The Skate Escape
Sergeant Salko
I was expecting this to have more legs.
The Zamboni Collector
Uncle Puck
True Lycra
I Know What You Did Last Winter
Winter Holiday
Winter in New York
Curl-y Top
Winter the Dragon
Easy Slider
Scarf-Face
War and Piste
The Blizzard of Oz
White-Out of Africa
Ski Sunday - Bloody Ski Sunday!
Rita, Sue and Bob-ble Hat
The Rink Panther
Freezin' Arizona
Speed Skating
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
I Know Where You Spent Last Summer
Scent ErParks Woman
Pontins, Texas
Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
Haven Private Ryan
A Man For All Hoseasons
Bonn Free
Pack Up Your Duffles
Saga Tour of Duty
Me, My Self Catering and Irene
The Thin Red Coat
Bring Me The Head Of Thomas Cook
Easyjet Rider
Ryanair's Daughter
The Witches of Gatwick
Terminal Travelocity
Kuoni Vadis [UK] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks!
Quat Quomen Quantas
Peter Pan Am
[IS,P] :-)
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
Con Aer Lingus
ABTA Pupil
Tora Tora Perator
[UK] Gandalf the Nazi, interesting concept.
The Man Who Flew Too Much
North By Northwest
Jumbo
Airbus Stop
Hello Orly
Bring Me The Stanstead Of Alfredo Garcia
My Airfare Lady
Commission Impossble
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
The Return Ticket of the King
BarMarbella
Ice Hotel Zebra
XXXPedia
Boeing Human
Boeing John Malkovich
Virgin Atlantic Suicides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Excursion of the Black Pearl
Bed & Breakfast at Tiffany's
Booking Miss Daisy
Cathay Come Home
Happily Ever ABTA
JAL House Rock
The Return Ticket of the King
What the ...Sorry, folks!
Salem's Aeroflot
The Fuel Surcharge of the Light Brigade
Every Which Way But Lins
All-Inclusive On The Western Front
Awayday of the Triffids
Weekend Getaway Carter
EuroStar Wars
Have we done this one to death?
Cabin Fever
A Touch of First Class
What The Butlins Saw
Return of The Red Eye
Raiders of The Lost Bag
The Loneliness of the Long-Haul Traveller
Con Air Miles
Born Frequent Flyer
The Fly-Drive
All change. Films scheduled for the Naturists Film Club
Coogan's Buff
Nine and a Half Streaks
Tango and Flash
Bumcrackatoa, East of Java
The Shipping Nudes
Naked Lunch
Barebareella
Dude - Where's my clothing?
Meat & Two Veg Me In St Louis
Indecent Exposure
The Last Emperor's New Clothes
Clear and Present Dangler
A Streaker Runs Through It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - that was easy.
Road Strip
My Bare Lady
The Man Who Showed too Much
A Few Nude Men - [UK] Clear and Present Dangler, genius.
Five Children and Tits
Free Willy
Undressed to Kill
Ice Station No Bra
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Nakid
Topless In Seattle
My Best Friend's Birthday Suit
Rebel without A Blouse
Starkers the Otter nfras - cheers!
Best on Show
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Beaver Pitch
Naked Guns
Whoops - forgot the bold, there!
Howard's Rear End
The Longest Sway
The Wicker-imprint Man
Stop, or my Mom will Faint
Breezy Strider
Some Like It Off
Where Regals Bare
Naked Bun
They Startle Horses, Don't They?
Fanny by Gaslight
A Hole in the Rabbit-Proof Fence
Catch-your-Death Wish II
Frigid Zones' Diary
The Devil Wears Nada
Arse Attacks!
Jack the Stripper
Snatch!
Cock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels
The Arse That Ate Paris
The Pelican Without Briefs
Gangs of Nude York
The Arse Menagerie
The Nipples Connection
The Trouble With Hairy
Sponge Bob- No Pants: The Movie
The Loin King
Jack's Ass
Jap's Eye of the Beholder
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
No Socks Please, We're British
Coldtitz [UK] Nada - genius. [SM] Nipples Connection? What movie is that supposed to be?
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
No Keks Please, We're British
How The Breast Was Sunned
Moon Struck
King Dong
The Brazilian Job [I'm still crying with laughter at "My Big Greek Wedding Tackle"]
Try not to stare at the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brothers Getyakitov
Star Kers - A Nude Hope
Charlie Brown and Droopy
Lake Flaccid
The Pube
Cabin Beaver
My Cousin's Wienie
Stuart's Is Little
Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Behind
Titty Woman
Tan 9 From Outer Space
No Thin White Lines
A Map of Tassie
Top Bun
A Man's Cold Arse
Bum Sight At The OK Corral
Norkies
James Bond in BrownEye
Nude, where's my car?
Mooning Arizona
Clothes Free
Au naturel Cid
James Bond in "OctogenarianPussy"
Doctor No Clothes
Forrest's Rump
No Britches In Madison Couny
Knickerless Nickleby, that's k-n-i-c-k-e-r-l-e-s-s
Show(everything)Girls
Time for a change methinks, how about

The Military Film Club

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