Herbie Goes to Manky Carpet [UK] LOOOL
Carry On Coving
Carry On House Doctor
Carry on Up Holstery?
The Masking Tape of the Red Death
I Decorated Over What You Did Last Summer
Good Twill Hunting
2001mm2 : A Space Oddesey
O Builder Where Art Thou?
The Thin Red Plumb Line
Putty Woman [Irg] Nice.
Tapestries Lounge
Tie-dye Hard
Double Glazing Arizona
Whitewash Can't Jump
Slowing down... time for a change?
Gardener
I'll kick off with How Green Was My Garden
The Legend of The Lawn Ranger
Look, Hoe's Talking
Foxglove Actually
Bamboobi
Sixth Fence
Creosote Black
Twelve Monkey Puzzles
Rockery I, II, III, IV, V
[IS,P] You forgot the latest one: Rockery Bulbgrower
Herbaceous Border Goes To Monte Carlo
Hose That Girl?
Soil-ent Green
Deciduous Minds
Window-boxing Helena
Privets On Parade
Bridget Jones: The Hedge of Reason
Bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia
Everything you always wanted to know about secateurs (but were afraid to ask)
Sensimilla and Sensibility
Live And Leylandii
How Greenhouse My Valley
Conifer Air
A Water Feature Runs Through It (With apologies to Raak)
Last Decking of Scotland
Charlie's Dangle with apologies to Ms. Dimmock
The Cress File
Prune with a View
Hyacinth To Kill
Octopoppy
Blossom Like It Hot
Saturday Night And Sunday Morning Glory
The Passion Of The Chrysanth
Das Root
I know what you planted last summer
... isn't going to post any for a bit. Excel sheet filling up nicely, thanks.
The Germinator
Oh sod it. Cutting Miss Daisy
V for Vivarium
Along Came Holly
Fight Shrub
Being John Innes
Border The Rings
The Buddleia of Suburbia
Madame Bowery
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Lawrence of Arabidopsis
Azaleaien
Good Willow Hunting
Raging Bullrush
Anemone at the Gates
Mc Canna's Gold
National Violet
The Primrose of Miss Jean Brodie
Kangaroo Jacaranda
Forsythia From Navarone
Broken Yarrow
True Lilacs
Rhodedendron to Perdition
Alder President's Men
Billy Buddleia
Dial M For Magnolia
Honeysuckle, I Shrunk the Kid
Sensimilla's Sense of Snowdrops - sorry couldn't resist another one...
Fir Your Eyes Only
The Remains of the Dahlia
Stop, or my Chrysanthemom will Shoot!
Enter the Snapdragon
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum
Pansy's Labyrinth
The Bluebells of St Trinian's
Natural Weed Killers
The Compostman Always Rings Twice
[UK] You have got a long memory. That ones from 1991.
Rocky Ivy
Daffodil Met By Moonlight
Obvious, but... Back to the Fuschia
Crazy Like A Foxglove
Return of The Pinks Panther
Iceplant Station Zebra
[Irg] How could I have forgetten that one?! I used that as the subject of my 'Sound Charade' at RugbyPilg '05!
Jean de Flowerette
Buttercup Periscope
The Dandelion in Winter
The Lion, The Witch-Hazel and the Wardrobe
Throw Chrysanthemomma From The Train
A Manure For All Seasons
Azalea of Two Cities
A StreetAraucaria Named Desire
Dock Hollywood
A Campanula of Wolves
Marigold Poppins
Willow
The Flymo
The Incedar
Lily-of-the-Valley Of The Dolls
Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Kid
The Calcium Orchid
Monsoon Weeding
Forget-Me-Notting-Hill
Mad Cowslips
A Vine to Remember
Tendril Is The Night
Root of Africa
My Frond Flicka
There's Something About Mary, Mary Quite Contrary
Jailhouse Phlox
Carry On Cowslip
Carry On Follow That Camellia
TrainsPotting
Clochewise
Raise the Red Lantana
The Beast With Five Green Fingers
Herbs Go Bananas
Capability Brown Fear
The Eyes of Flora Mars
A Ferny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
The Garden They Come
Stir Daisy
What's Up, Hollyhock?
What's Up, Hollyhock?
The Thing From The Compost Heap
20,000 legumes under the sea
Snowdrop Dead Fred
The Hunt for Red Hot Pokers
Slowing down again, so I'll take the bullrushes by the horns and propose...
... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!
... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!
The Anusol Man And The Sea
Arsenic and Old Lace
Solvent Green
Arse! a few days in the UK and the film club changes. Bring Me The Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Goodbye, Mr. Scrips
The Moon and Dispense
The Anadin Line
Cinema Paracetamol
Pharmacy from the madding crowd
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Gaviscon Air
Beyond the Valley of the BiSoDols
Something for the Weekend at Bernie's
Anna Dinenina
Potions Twelve
There's Something Apoth-ecary
Das Boot's
I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Sold You The Morning After Pill
Superdrug Returns
[UK] Yes! Superdrug! I was googling 'UK high street chemists' after Boots as I couldn't remember any.
Lockets, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
X X Lax
Diocalm Hard
The Ipcress Phial
Pill Met By Moonlight
Lucozade Who's Talking
Prescribing Miss Daisy
Suprescribe Me
Dead Balm
The French Letter Connection
Bowling for Calamine
Diabetic Chocolat [Robin] LOL!
M*A*S*Preparation H
Lotions Eleven
The Bourne Suppository
Apoceucalypto
Gorillas in the Chemist
The Echineae Syndrome
Bach Flowers To The Future
Benylin Hur
Full Menthol Jacket
House of Lax
Savlon Good Friday
Gripe Waterworld
Cotton Bud Lieutenant
Lord of Syringe
E.TCP.
Savlon Private Ryan
I Know What You Did Last Gossamer
For Whom The Det Tols
Panicorette Room
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Decongesting Harry
Maalox des Sources
Cyrano de Benzedrine
Elastoplast Tango in Paris
Thoroughly Imodium Millie
Doctor IllegibleScribble
Findind Enema
The Shawshank Prescription
The French Concoction
The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold
The Sound of Prozac
Merry Pill Poppings
The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge
[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.
[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.
Sleeping with the Enema
Enema at the Gates
Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.
The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain
Syringin' In The Rain
Jean Ni Corette
The Maltese Tampon
Live and Let Diuretic
The Lithium Daylights
Prince Valium
Scaradouche
Benylin Hur
[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.
The Sword In The Serotonin
Remains of the FDA
Dram Stoker's Dracula
Brewster's Triludan
Apothecarypse Now
The Wintergreen Mile
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose
Rash of the Titans
Quaalude, Where's My car?
The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?
[UK] Fine by me.
In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.
Tandoori Is The Night
There's Something About Curry
When Satay Comes
The Man Who Sued Cod
2001 A Spiced Oddity
Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity
Egg Foo Yungblood
Pitta's Friends
In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!
Special Fried Rice Station Zebra
Some Like It Hot
The Kheer Hunter
Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon
Following irach, Grease
Pakora! Kora! Kora!
Pappadumbo
Valley of the Dhals
It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World
The Naan's Story
Mary Poppadoms
Dude, Where's My Korma?
Shooting Fishcakes
Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Easy Raita
Little Lord Saveloy
Kung Po Hustle
Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice
[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!
Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out
Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks
[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!
Clear and Present Doner
When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).
Face//Kofta
Spring Roll & Port Wine
The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo
Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.
The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.
Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.
Deep Fried Throat
Chicken Malayer Cake
Pilau Talk
Little Chopstick of Horrors
The King Fisher back on the beers.
Tsingtao in the Rain
Sweet & Sour Home Alabama
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Son of Samosa
The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie
Straw Hot Dogs
(Miso) SoupSashi Me
Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.
Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)
Herbie Goes Banana Fritters
... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?
Foo Yong Goodbye
The entire Curry On series
Lord of the Fries
[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?
Hamburger Hill, of course...
[UK] Yep.
Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly
[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?
The Basmati Professor
Rosemary's Gobi
Cat Aloo
When Curry Met Thali
[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.
(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars
Lassi Come Home
Chutney Chutney Bang Bang
[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang
Pie 'n M.A.S.H.
Shish Gotta Have It
Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.
Monty Python's Life of Biryani
A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg
Water Chestnutsworld
If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...
King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?
The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...
Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...
Beansprouts of Africa
The Madness of PeKing Duck
£6.50 A Head All-You-Can-Eat Buffet The Vampire Slayer
WasaBean
Kofta and Cigarettes by Jim Jarmushy Peas
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
Broken Arrow-matic Crispy Duck
The Name of the Rose of India
Bring Me The Order That Alfredo Garcia Phoned In Half An Hour Ago
That's more like it. Meat and Potato P'A.I.
Battered Green Tomatoes A prequel...
The Italian Job
California Sweet
The Cider House Roux
[Software] Do they have a better class of takeaway in the Channel Islands? :-)
Dahl M For Murder
The Long Good Fried Rice
Still Jalfrezi
V for Vindaloo
Hoi Sin City
Tom Soya
Keema Largo
A Connecticut Yankee in King Pratha's Court
The Bok Choy Luck Club
Octo-sushi
Some Like it Hot [UK] you bet! :o)
For a Few Dollops More
Dial M for Free Delivery
One Of Our Cats Is Missing
The Postman Always Brings Rice
Stop! Or My Mom Will Bamboo Shoot!
Annie, Get Your Moo Goo Gai Pan
Get Roti
Chicken and Sweetcorn Souperman
Fancy a Russian? Bortsch Kasha and the Sunflower Seeds
Kevin and Peri-Peri Chicken Go Large
City of Soy
Uncommon Gyros
Slices of The Lamb
Shishkeb Abt
Phyllo-delphia
Educating Raita
The Magnificent Seven, Forty-Three, Twenty-Six, and an Egg Fried Rice
The Devil Says Paratha
300 Special Chop Suey.
Tikka la Mockingbird
The good, the bad and the egg roll.
Moo Shoo Ado About Nothing
Never Satay Never Again
Uncle Tom Yum's cabin
Peggy Sue Got Calamarried
Lord of the Fries
The French Fry Connection
This one seems to have had a good run for its money, what do you think?
Goodbye Mr Chips
[moroni] I couldn't have put it better myself.
The Cabinet of Dr Calamari
The Last Chicken Wing of Scotland
Doner No
Kebabel
The Naan from UNCLE
Chronicles of Naania
Naan But The Brave
Conaan the Destroyer
The Flame Trees of Tikka
OK I'll suggest one then: Disc Jockeys' Film Club
The Color Deep Purple
The Sting
Disky Business
Smashey and Nicey Go Large
Brewster's Marillions Anyone seen Uncle Korky?
Last Kinks of Scotland
Scratch 22
The Fourth Procol Harum
I Am Sam Brown
The Last Emperor Rosko
Being John Peel
Meat Loaf Actually
Chris Evans Can Wait
Crying Fluff Freeman
Herman's Hermits A Wonderful Life
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Jensen
Kenny & Cash
[IS,P] I have! :-) Twas a week off from work that done it, guv!
Naked Wogun
[UK] Welcome back! Bum - I was preparing Paint Your Wogan
The Steve Wright Stuff
The War Of The Guns 'n' Roses
Bring Me The Radiohead of Alfredo Garcia
The Keane Mutiny
Doctor Hook and the Daleks
[UK] Shurely Dr. Who and the Medics sings: goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
[IS,P] I'll just counter with The Who and the Daleks, then! :-)
[UK] I'll see yours and raise Dr. Who and Orchestral Manovres in the Dark
Bugger. Manoeuvres. Mind you, Amazon also has Manouevres.
Platune
Dude, Where's My Carpenters?
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sigue Sigue Sputnik (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Monkee Business
The Police Academy
Bowling for Souperman
Wizzard of Oz
Deacon Blue Velvet
Slayer Cake
BeeGees John Malkovich [UK] Bit confused by your Souperman one...
Supertramp Returns God forbid
The Peter Pan of Pop's Labyrinth [IS,P] Combo of Bowling for Soup (excellent band) and Superman (no explanation needed!). :-)
Wogan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Whitesnake on a Plane
This is Vinyl Tap
Funeral for Berlin
Kill Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
Pitch Black Sabbath
Erasurehead
The Climie Fisher King
King Creole and the Coconuts
Tango & Johnny Cash
Elton John Malkovich
Little Cornershop of Horrors
The Man Who Would Be King Crimson
[UK] This one seems to have taken off nicely. We do tend to dominate, though, don't we. Maybe other people actually do work...?
[IS,P] Yes indeedy. As for domination, I agree we tend to play the majority of moves, but we don't do this in any other game, and those who play along with us have not made any objections that I've noticed (at least, not recently...). Work? A four-letter word, if ever there was one!
Men They Couldn't Hang 'em High
Twelve Angry Men Without Hats
The Good Charlotte, The Bad Manners, and The Ugly Kid Joe
Nine to Five Star
Available Four Weddings and a Funeral, Barmitzvahs and Engagement Parties
Jules et Jimmy Saville
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
The Remains of Green Day
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
How The Go West Was Won
Peter, Paul and Mary Poppins
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & the Seven Year Tich
The Masque of the Red Megadeth
The Invisible Manfred Mann
O Brotherhood of Man Where Art Thou? rhetorical
Uncle Buck's Fizz
Adam and the Antz
Bauhaus of Wax
Die A-Ha'd
Titanik Kershaw
Full Metallica Jacket
From Russia With Love City Groove
of the SpiderwomanBugrit. That was KISS of the Spiderwoman
Napalm Death of a Salesman
The Inxs File
A-Ha Day's Night
Sweet Radio Caroline
Alice Cooper In Wonderland. Sounds interesting, actually.
Men In Black Sabbath [UK] I know you've done a Black Sabbath one, but I don't care!
[IS,P] Well, if we're allowing variants, I'm gonna have The Incredible Melting Manfred Mann
...and The Manfred Mann Who Fell To Earth (Band)
[UK] OK. A Sade's Night
Sky Freedom
Prefab Sprout of Africa
The Crazy World of Mrs Brown
ZZ Top Gun
E.T. Rex
Tom & Gerry Rafferty
Nickelback to the Future
Jeff Beck to the Future
Nat King Cole Mountain
Monty Python's Life of Bryan Adams
The Mamas & The Papassage to India
Aladdin Moyet
Chas and Dave and Ted and Alice
The War Of The Wurzels
[UK] Do you think people are put off by the amount of posting you and I do in here? I know Chalky is - she's not been seen here this year.
[UK] Do you think we sacrifice quality on the altar of quantity? I'm undecided - but there's rarely a 'LOL' (probably because nobody can post a word in edgewise). I rather liked Softers' A-Ha Day's Night.
A Bridge U2 Far [IS,P] You could well be right - and you certainly are about Chalky. In my defence, as I said above, this is the only game I do this in, and I really appreciate the opportunity to do something approaching 'quickfire'. In addition, there are a number of games across the morniverse that I "don't get" or find too complicated, so I just leave them alone. Whilst I'm not saying that this justifies altering the gameplay here, I don't see games being tinkered with to draw in the greatest possible number of players. It's always nice to find a popular game, but any that is 'active' - certainly to this extent! - should surely exist on its own merits.
Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Toyah Toyah Toyah [UK] Well, my big games are this one and 201: A Google Odyssey in Another Place. I don't play more than a couple of moves in straight MC games 'cos these new rulesets are a joke - everything was more straightforward in my day. Nice "Bridge U2 Far", btw.
The PaulSimon Adventure And Ernest Borgnena for Poseidon Two
Glengarry Glen Bros.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But The Girl
Ben Hur. King [nfras, Kim] OOOH! I wet 'em!
The Madness of King George
Modern Romancing the Stone
Shooting Fish
The Madness of Boy George
Clash
Supersize Mica Paris
North Sea Hijacksons
Van Halensing
Stevie in Wonderland
Nuns on the Runrig
Dead Again or Alive
Face//ATribeOfToffs sings: John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman
Let Him Have It Bites
Smilla's Sense of Snow Patrol
Carry Europe The Khyber. Best place for 'em
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Ending
Battle Beyond The Starship
Teenwolfmother
Teenage Mutant Tina Turner
BananaSyriana
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon
The Picketywitches of Eastwick
Where Eagles Dare Welcome to the Hotel California