[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang

Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.

If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...

King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?

The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...

Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...