mc5 - Film Club

Fine for me. This game led me here http://www.beerclubofbritain.co.uk/camra.html, which whetted my appetite, then devastated me when I discovered they only deliver in the UK and Ireland. Sods.

Raak

I propose the Interior Decorators' Film Club (formerly the Guild of Candlestick-Makers, Arras-Weavers, and Plaster-Moulders).

How Green Was My Valance

Uncle Korky

At last! I can finally use The Lady Varnishes!

Irouléguy

Awl Quiet on the Western Front

I Say, Porter!

This is Spinal Tapestry

I Say, Porter!

[UK] It's hard to believe that in the thirteen years since it was on ISIHAC you've not had chance to use it on an MC site. Congrats!

Raak

Can't Do Saturday Night And Sunday Morning, But How About A Week Next Tuesday?

Uncle Korky

[IS,P] One of my favourite puns! :-)
Wallpaper Tiger

irach

My Life Sofa

Uncle Korky

The Name of the Ceiling Rose

I Say, Porter!

Sink City

irach

Settee Woman

I Say, Porter!

Chaise Longue Good Friday

irach

The Parlour Purple

irach

Sat On A Hot Pink Pouffe

I Say, Porter!

Dulux Who's Talking

Raak

A Water Feature Runs Through It

irach

The Milagro Beanbag War

I Say, Porter!

Ikea Largo

irach

My Beautiful Dinette

I Say, Porter!

Meet The Flock Wallpapers

I Say, Porter!

Apocanaglypta Now

irach

Kitchen Run

Uncle Korky

The Remains of the Dado

irach

Lady and The Lamp

I Say, Porter!

Any Feng Shui But Loose

Uncle Korky

Dude, Where's My Carpet?

irach

Hunt For Red Accoutre

Raak

The Blue Lampshade

irach

National Velvet

irach

Divan Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Irouléguy

The Road to Underlay

irach

The Drapes of Wrath

Raak

Frayed Runner

irach

Some Like It Haute

Irouléguy

The Decking and I

Uncle Korky

Grout of Africa

I Say, Porter!

The Tile Bandits

Uncle Korky

Easy Ryder-Richardson

Uncle Korky

Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen of Arabia

Raak

Cork Parquet

Uncle Korky

The Silence of the Laminate

The Paper Chaise

Blinds Date

Deep Throw

Brave Hearth

Serving Hatch All My Days

irach

Dresser Island

Raak

Colossus: The Formica Project

Uncle Korky

The Man Who Would Be Gingham

irach

Wrought Iron, The Kitch and the Wardrobe

Uncle Korky

Van Wilder - Partition Liaison

irach

A Rug's Life

Uncle Korky

Chintz of Darkness

Uncle Korky

Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia

I Say, Porter!

Tiling Miss Daisy

irach

The Merchant of Venetians

irach

The Chintzstones

Uncle Korky

The Handy Andy That Rocks The Cradle

Uncle Korky

...or perhaps even "...Wrecks The Cradle"...

I Say, Porter!

B&Q John Malkovich

Uncle Korky

Brush Hour

I Say, Porter!

Carpet Tacksi Driver

irach

The Green Tile

Uncle Korky

Scumble Fish

I Say, Porter!

Arrasnic and Old Lace

I Say, Porter!

William Morris of Arabia

Uncle Korky

Antimacassar (The Friendly Ghost)

Cool Runners

Meet the Rockers

DIY Another Day

The French Windows' Woman

irach

Loveseat Story

I Say, Porter!

Moses the Laura Ashleygiver

I Say, Porter!

Tiletanic

Uncle Korky

Stuccoklahoma

I Say, Porter!

Diamonds Artex Forever

Uncle Korky

24 Hour Partition People

Decor8-Mile

Accessorise Now!

Batten Begins

Mad Mats

Stencil Your Wagon

irach

Jean de Floor-ette

Uncle Korky

The Private Life of Sherlock Homebase

irach

Ottoman in New York

Uncle Korky

Prints of Tides

Irouléguy

20,000 Leaks Under the Sink

Raak

The Unbearable Lightness of Apartment Matt White

Uncle Korky

Changing Panic Rooms

I Say, Porter!

The Lino King [Raak] Bah! Beat me to The Unbearable Lighting of Being which I had in my Excel sheet before I went to lunch but couldn't post under the two-strikes-or-you're-out rule.

I Say, Porter!

8Tile

irach

The Big Easy Chair

I Say, Porter!

Dial MDF for Murder

I Say, Porter!

Moulding Arizona

irach

The Rear Window

irach

The Man Who'd Hue Too Much

I Say, Porter!

Thin Red Blinds

I Say, Porter!

Grouting Miss Daisy

Uncle Korky

Big Momma's Houseplant

I Say, Porter!

Die Hardwood

irach

Saturday Nightstand Fever

Uncle Korky

Splashback to the Future

irach

Close End Countertops of the Third Kind

I Say, Porter!

Formica Bell Tolls

Uncle Korky

So I Married an Axminster

I Say, Porter!

Herbie Goes to Manky Carpet [UK] LOOOL

Uncle Korky

Carry On Coving

Uncle Korky

Carry On House Doctor

I Say, Porter!

Carry on Up Holstery?

Uncle Korky

The Masking Tape of the Red Death

Uncle Korky

I Decorated Over What You Did Last Summer

irach

Good Twill Hunting

Kim

2001mm² : A Space Oddesey

Irouléguy

O Builder Where Art Thou?

Uncle Korky

The Thin Red Plumb Line

I Say, Porter!

Putty Woman [Irg] Nice.

Uncle Korky

Tapestries Lounge

I Say, Porter!

Tie-dye Hard

Projoy

Double Glazing Arizona

Uncle Korky

Whitewash Can't Jump

Uncle Korky

Slowing down... time for a change?

Kim

Gardener

Kim

I'll kick off with How Green Was My Garden

irach

The Legend of The Lawn Ranger

I Say, Porter!

Look, Hoe's Talking

I Say, Porter!

Foxglove Actually

Bamboobi

Sixth Fence

Creosote Black

Twelve Monkey Puzzles

I Say, Porter!

Rockery I, II, III, IV, V

Kim

[IS,P] You forgot the latest one: Rockery Bulbgrower

I Say, Porter!

Herbaceous Border Goes To Monte Carlo

Hose That Girl?

Soil-ent Green

Deciduous Minds

Window-boxing Helena

I Say, Porter!

Privets On Parade

I Say, Porter!

Bridget Jones: The Hedge of Reason

Uncle Korky

Bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia

Uncle Korky

Everything you always wanted to know about secateurs (but were afraid to ask)

Irouléguy

Sensimilla and Sensibility

I Say, Porter!

Live And Leylandii

I Say, Porter!

How Greenhouse My Valley

Uncle Korky

Conifer Air

Uncle Korky

A Water Feature Runs Through It (With apologies to Raak)

I Say, Porter!

Last Decking of Scotland

I Say, Porter!

Charlie's Dangle with apologies to Ms. Dimmock

Uncle Korky

The Cress File

Uncle Korky

Prune with a View

I Say, Porter!

Hyacinth To Kill

I Say, Porter!

Octopoppy

Uncle Korky

Blossom Like It Hot

Uncle Korky

Saturday Night And Sunday Morning Glory

I Say, Porter!

The Passion Of The Chrysanth

Uncle Korky

Das Root

Uncle Korky

I know what you planted last summer

I Say, Porter!

... isn't going to post any for a bit. Excel sheet filling up nicely, thanks.

Uncle Korky

The Germinator

I Say, Porter!

Oh sod it. Cutting Miss Daisy

V for Vivarium

Along Came Holly

Fight Shrub

Being John Innes

Border The Rings

The Buddleia of Suburbia

irac

Madame Bowery

irach

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Raak

Lawrence of Arabidopsis

Irouléguy

Azaleaien

Irouléguy

Good Willow Hunting

Uncle Korky

Raging Bullrush

Uncle Korky

Anemone at the Gates

irach

Mc Canna's Gold

irach

National Violet

Uncle Korky

The Primrose of Miss Jean Brodie

Uncle Korky

Kangaroo Jacaranda

I Say, Porter!

Forsythia From Navarone

I Say, Porter!

Broken Yarrow

Uncle Korky

True Lilacs

Uncle Korky

Rhodedendron to Perdition

I Say, Porter!

Alder President's Men

I Say, Porter!

Billy Buddleia

Uncle Korky

Dial M For Magnolia

Uncle Korky

Honeysuckle, I Shrunk the Kid

Uncle Korky

Sensimilla's Sense of Snowdrops - sorry couldn't resist another one...

I Say, Porter!

Fir Your Eyes Only

Uncle Korky

The Remains of the Dahlia

Uncle Korky

Stop, or my Chrysanthemom will Shoot!

Raak

Enter the Snapdragon
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum

Uncle Korky

Pansy's Labyrinth

Uncle Korky

The Bluebells of St Trinian's

I Say, Porter!

Natural Weed Killers

Uncle Korky

The Compostman Always Rings Twice

I Say, Porter!

[UK] You have got a long memory. That ones from 1991.

I Say, Porter!

Rocky Ivy

Uncle Korky

Daffodil Met By Moonlight

Irouléguy

Obvious, but... Back to the Fuschia

irach

Crazy Like A Foxglove

irach

Return of The Pinks Panther

Uncle Korky

Iceplant Station Zebra

Uncle Korky

[Irg] How could I have forgetten that one?! I used that as the subject of my 'Sound Charade' at RugbyPilg '05!

irach

Jean de Flowerette

Uncle Korky

Buttercup Periscope

Uncle Korky

The Dandelion in Winter

Irouléguy

The Lion, The Witch-Hazel and the Wardrobe

Uncle Korky

Throw Chrysanthemomma From The Train

Uncle Korky

A Manure For All Seasons

I Say, Porter!

Azalea of Two Cities

I Say, Porter!

A StreetAraucaria Named Desire

Uncle Korky

Dock Hollywood

Uncle Korky

A Campanula of Wolves

Marigold Poppins

Willow

The Flymo

The Incedar

Lily-of-the-Valley Of The Dolls

Uncle Korky

Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Kid

Uncle Korky

The Calcium Orchid

irach

Monsoon Weeding

Uncle Korky

Forget-Me-Notting-Hill

Uncle Korky

Mad Cowslips

irach

A Vine to Remember

irach

Tendril Is The Night

Uncle Korky

Root of Africa

Uncle Korky

My Frond Flicka

irach

There's Something About Mary, Mary Quite Contrary

irach

Jailhouse Phlox

Uncle Korky

Carry On Cowslip

Uncle Korky

Carry On Follow That Camellia

Projoy

TrainsPotting

Uncle Korky

Clochewise

irach

Raise the Red Lantana

Uncle Korky

The Beast With Five Green Fingers

irach

Herbs Go Bananas

Uncle Korky

Capability Brown Fear

Uncle Korky

The Eyes of Flora Mars

Wol

A Ferny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Projoy

The Garden They Come

Projoy

Stir Daisy
What's Up, Hollyhock?

Raak

The Thing From The Compost Heap

Irouléguy

20,000 legumes under the sea

Uncle Korky

Snowdrop Dead Fred

Uncle Korky

The Hunt for Red Hot Pokers

Uncle Korky

Slowing down again, so I'll take the bullrushes by the horns and propose...

... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!

Raak

The Anusol Man And The Sea

irach

Arsenic and Old Lace

irach

Solvent Green

I Say, Porter!

Arse! a few days in the UK and the film club changes. Bring Me The Hedex of Alfredo Garcia

irach

Goodbye, Mr. Scrips

irach

The Moon and Dispense

Projoy

The Anadin Line

Projoy

Cinema Paracetamol

Irouléguy

Pharmacy from the madding crowd
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.

Uncle Korky

Gaviscon Air

Uncle Korky

Beyond the Valley of the BiSoDols

I Say, Porter!

Something for the Weekend at Bernie's

I Say, Porter!

Anna Dinenina

irach

Potions Twelve

irach

There's Something Apoth-ecary

I Say, Porter!

Das Boot's

I Say, Porter!

I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Sold You The Morning After Pill

Uncle Korky

Superdrug Returns

I Say, Porter!

[UK] Yes! Superdrug! I was googling 'UK high street chemists' after Boots as I couldn't remember any.

Uncle Korky

Lockets, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

I Say, Porter!

X X Lax

I Say, Porter!

Diocalm Hard

Software

The Ipcress Phial

Uncle Korky

Pill Met By Moonlight

Uncle Korky

Lucozade Who's Talking

I Say, Porter!

Prescribing Miss Daisy

I Say, Porter!

Suprescribe Me

Uncle Korky

Dead Balm

Software

The French Letter Connection

Robin

Bowling for Calamine

I Say, Porter!

Diabetic Chocolat [Robin] LOL!

I Say, Porter!

M*A*S*Preparation H

Robin

Lotions Eleven

I Say, Porter!

The Bourne Suppository

I Say, Porter!

Apoceucalypto

Irouléguy

Gorillas in the Chemist

Irouléguy

The Echineae Syndrome

I Say, Porter!

Bach Flowers To The Future

I Say, Porter!

Benylin Hur

Uncle Korky

Full Menthol Jacket

Uncle Korky

House of Lax

I Say, Porter!

Savlon Good Friday

I Say, Porter!

Gripe Waterworld

Uncle Korky

Cotton Bud Lieutenant

I Say, Porter!

Lord of Syringe

I Say, Porter!

E.TCP.

Irouléguy

Savlon Private Ryan

Irouléguy

I Know What You Did Last Gossamer

I Say, Porter!

For Whom The Det Tols

I Say, Porter!

Panicorette Room

Uncle Korky

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)

Uncle Korky

Decongesting Harry

I Say, Porter!

Maalox des Sources

I Say, Porter!

Cyrano de Benzedrine

Uncle Korky

Elastoplast Tango in Paris

I Say, Porter!

Thoroughly Imodium Millie

I Say, Porter!

Doctor IllegibleScribble

irach

Findind Enema

Software

The Shawshank Prescription

irach

The French Concoction

irach

The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold

irach

The Sound of Prozac

irach

Merry Pill Poppings

I Say, Porter!

The Spy Who Came In With A Cold

Software

Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Uncle Korky

Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge

I Say, Porter!

[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.

Uncle Korky

[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.

Uncle Korky

Sleeping with the Enema

Uncle Korky

Enema at the Gates

Kim

Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.

irach

The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain

I Say, Porter!

Syringin' In The Rain

I Say, Porter!

Jean Ni Corette

Software

The Maltese Tampon

I Say, Porter!

Live and Let Diuretic

I Say, Porter!

The Lithium Daylights

Prince Valium

Scaradouche

Benylin Hur

[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.

I Say, Porter!

The Sword In The Serotonin

irach

Remains of the FDA

irach

Dram Stoker's Dracula

Uncle Korky

Brewster's Triludan

I Say, Porter!

Apothecarypse Now

I Say, Porter!

The Wintergreen Mile

Uncle Korky

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose

Uncle Korky

Rash of the Titans

irach

Quaalude, Where's My car?

Uncle Korky

The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?

I Say, Porter!

[UK] Fine by me.

Uncle Korky

In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.

irach

Tandoori Is The Night

irach

There's Something About Curry

Uncle Korky

When Satay Comes

Uncle Korky

The Man Who Sued Cod

moroni

2001 A Spiced Oddity

moroni

Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity

Uncle Korky

Egg Foo Yungblood

Uncle Korky

Pitta's Friends

I Say, Porter!

In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!

I Say, Porter!

Special Fried Rice Station Zebra

irach

Some Like It Hot

irach

The Kheer Hunter

moroni

Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon

Irouléguy

Following irach, Grease

Irouléguy

Pakora! Kora! Kora!

I Say, Porter!

Pappadumbo

I Say, Porter!

Valley of the Dhals

Kim

It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World

Software

The Naan's Story

Software

Mary Poppadoms

Uncle Korky

Dude, Where's My Korma?

Uncle Korky

Shooting Fishcakes

I Say, Porter!

Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

I Say, Porter!

Easy Raita

Uncle Korky

Little Lord Saveloy

Uncle Korky

Kung Po Hustle

Raak

Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice

Uncle Korky

[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!

I Say, Porter!

Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out

I Say, Porter!

Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks

Uncle Korky

[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!

Uncle Korky

Clear and Present Doner

I Say, Porter!

When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).

I Say, Porter!

Face//Kofta

Uncle Korky

Spring Roll & Port Wine

Uncle Korky

The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo

I Say, Porter!

Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.

I Say, Porter!

The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.

I Say, Porter!

Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.

Uncle Korky

Deep Fried Throat

Uncle Korky

Chicken Malayer Cake

I Say, Porter!

Pilau Talk

Uncle Korky

Little Chopstick of Horrors

I Say, Porter!

The King Fisher back on the beers.

I Say, Porter!

Tsingtao in the Rain

Uncle Korky

Sweet & Sour Home Alabama

I Say, Porter!

Desperately Seeking Sushi

Uncle Korky

Son of Samosa

I Say, Porter!

The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie

Uncle Korky

Straw Hot Dogs

I Say, Porter1

(Miso) SoupSashi Me

I Say, Porter1

Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest

I Say, Porter!

Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.

Uncle Korky

Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)

Uncle Korky

Herbie Goes Banana Fritters

I Say, Porter!

... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?

Software

Foo Yong Goodbye

Software

The entire Curry On series

Software

Lord of the Fries

Uncle Korky

[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?

Uncle Korky

Hamburger Hill, of course...

I Say, Porter!

[UK] Yep.

moroni

Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly

I Say, Porter!

[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?

irach

The Basmati Professor

irach

Rosemary's Gobi

irach

Cat Aloo

irach

When Curry Met Thali

I Say, Porter!

[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.

Irouléguy

(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars

irach

Lassi Come Home

irach

Chutney Chutney Bang Bang

I Say, Porter!

[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang

Irouléguy

Pie 'n M.A.S.H.

Irouléguy

Shish Gotta Have It

I Say, Porter!

Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.

Raak

Monty Python's Life of Biryani

I Say, Porter!

A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg

I Say, Porter!

Water Chestnutsworld

Uncle Korky

If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...

I Say, Porter!

King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?

Uncle Korky

The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...