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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Kung Po Hustle
Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice
[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!
Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out
Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks
[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!
Clear and Present Doner
When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).
Face//Kofta
Spring Roll & Port Wine
The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo
Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.
The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.
Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.
Deep Fried Throat
Chicken Malayer Cake
Pilau Talk
Little Chopstick of Horrors
The King Fisher back on the beers.
Tsingtao in the Rain
Sweet & Sour Home Alabama
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Son of Samosa
The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie
Straw Hot Dogs
(Miso) SoupSashi Me
Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.
Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)
Herbie Goes Banana Fritters
... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?
Foo Yong Goodbye
The entire Curry On series
Lord of the Fries
[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?
Hamburger Hill, of course...
[UK] Yep.
Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly
[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?
The Basmati Professor
Rosemary's Gobi
Cat Aloo
When Curry Met Thali
[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.
(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars
Lassi Come Home
Chutney Chutney Bang Bang
[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang
Pie 'n M.A.S.H.
Shish Gotta Have It
Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.
Monty Python's Life of Biryani
A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg
Water Chestnutsworld
If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...
King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?
The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...
Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...
Beansprouts of Africa
The Madness of PeKing Duck
£6.50 A Head All-You-Can-Eat Buffet The Vampire Slayer
WasaBean
Kofta and Cigarettes by Jim Jarmushy Peas
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
Broken Arrow-matic Crispy Duck
The Name of the Rose of India
Bring Me The Order That Alfredo Garcia Phoned In Half An Hour Ago
That's more like it. Meat and Potato P'A.I.
Battered Green Tomatoes A prequel...
The Italian Job
California Sweet
The Cider House Roux
[Software] Do they have a better class of takeaway in the Channel Islands? :-)
Dahl M For Murder
The Long Good Fried Rice
Still Jalfrezi
V for Vindaloo
Hoi Sin City
Tom Soya
Keema Largo
A Connecticut Yankee in King Pratha's Court
The Bok Choy Luck Club
Octo-sushi
Some Like it Hot [UK] you bet! :o)
For a Few Dollops More
Dial M for Free Delivery
One Of Our Cats Is Missing
The Postman Always Brings Rice
Stop! Or My Mom Will Bamboo Shoot!
Annie, Get Your Moo Goo Gai Pan
Get Roti
Chicken and Sweetcorn Souperman
Fancy a Russian? Bortsch Kasha and the Sunflower Seeds
Kevin and Peri-Peri Chicken Go Large
City of Soy
Uncommon Gyros
Slices of The Lamb
Shishkeb Abt
Phyllo-delphia
Educating Raita
The Magnificent Seven, Forty-Three, Twenty-Six, and an Egg Fried Rice
The Devil Says Paratha
300 Special Chop Suey.
Tikka la Mockingbird
The good, the bad and the egg roll.
Moo Shoo Ado About Nothing
Never Satay Never Again
Uncle Tom Yum's cabin
Peggy Sue Got Calamarried
Lord of the Fries
The French Fry Connection
This one seems to have had a good run for its money, what do you think?
Goodbye Mr Chips
[moroni] I couldn't have put it better myself.
The Cabinet of Dr Calamari
The Last Chicken Wing of Scotland
Doner No
Kebabel
The Naan from UNCLE
Chronicles of Naania
Naan But The Brave
Conaan the Destroyer
The Flame Trees of Tikka
OK I'll suggest one then: Disc Jockeys' Film Club
The Color Deep Purple
The Sting
Disky Business
Smashey and Nicey Go Large
Brewster's Marillions Anyone seen Uncle Korky?
Last Kinks of Scotland
Scratch 22
The Fourth Procol Harum
I Am Sam Brown
The Last Emperor Rosko
Being John Peel
Meat Loaf Actually
Chris Evans Can Wait
Crying Fluff Freeman
Herman's Hermits A Wonderful Life
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Jensen
Kenny & Cash
[IS,P] I have! :-) Twas a week off from work that done it, guv!
Naked Wogun
[UK] Welcome back! Bum - I was preparing Paint Your Wogan
The Steve Wright Stuff
The War Of The Guns 'n' Roses
Bring Me The Radiohead of Alfredo Garcia
The Keane Mutiny
Doctor Hook and the Daleks
[UK] Shurely Dr. Who and the Medics sings: goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
[IS,P] I'll just counter with The Who and the Daleks, then! :-)
[UK] I'll see yours and raise Dr. Who and Orchestral Manovres in the Dark
Bugger. Manoeuvres. Mind you, Amazon also has Manouevres.
Platune
Dude, Where's My Carpenters?
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sigue Sigue Sputnik (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Monkee Business
The Police Academy
Bowling for Souperman
Wizzard of Oz
Deacon Blue Velvet
Slayer Cake
BeeGees John Malkovich [UK] Bit confused by your Souperman one...
Supertramp Returns God forbid
The Peter Pan of Pop's Labyrinth [IS,P] Combo of Bowling for Soup (excellent band) and Superman (no explanation needed!). :-)
Wogan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Whitesnake on a Plane
This is Vinyl Tap
Funeral for Berlin
Kill Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
Pitch Black Sabbath
Erasurehead
The Climie Fisher King
King Creole and the Coconuts
Tango & Johnny Cash
Elton John Malkovich
Little Cornershop of Horrors
The Man Who Would Be King Crimson
[UK] This one seems to have taken off nicely. We do tend to dominate, though, don't we. Maybe other people actually do work...?
[IS,P] Yes indeedy. As for domination, I agree we tend to play the majority of moves, but we don't do this in any other game, and those who play along with us have not made any objections that I've noticed (at least, not recently...). Work? A four-letter word, if ever there was one!
Men They Couldn't Hang 'em High
Twelve Angry Men Without Hats
The Good Charlotte, The Bad Manners, and The Ugly Kid Joe
Nine to Five Star
Available Four Weddings and a Funeral, Barmitzvahs and Engagement Parties
Jules et Jimmy Saville
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
The Remains of Green Day
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
How The Go West Was Won
Peter, Paul and Mary Poppins
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & the Seven Year Tich
The Masque of the Red Megadeth
The Invisible Manfred Mann
O Brotherhood of Man Where Art Thou? rhetorical
Uncle Buck's Fizz
Adam and the Antz
Bauhaus of Wax
Die A-Ha'd
Titanik Kershaw
Full Metallica Jacket
From Russia With Love City Groove
of the Spiderwoman
Bugrit. That was KISS of the Spiderwoman
Napalm Death of a Salesman
The Inxs File
A-Ha Day's Night
Sweet Radio Caroline
Alice Cooper In Wonderland. Sounds interesting, actually.
Men In Black Sabbath [UK] I know you've done a Black Sabbath one, but I don't care!
[IS,P] Well, if we're allowing variants, I'm gonna have The Incredible Melting Manfred Mann
...and The Manfred Mann Who Fell To Earth (Band)
[UK] OK. A Sade's Night
Sky Freedom
Prefab Sprout of Africa
The Crazy World of Mrs Brown
ZZ Top Gun
E.T. Rex
Tom & Gerry Rafferty
Nickelback to the Future
Jeff Beck to the Future
Nat King Cole Mountain
Monty Python's Life of Bryan Adams
The Mamas & The Papassage to India
Aladdin Moyet
Chas and Dave and Ted and Alice
The War Of The Wurzels
[UK] Do you think people are put off by the amount of posting you and I do in here? I know Chalky is - she's not been seen here this year.
[UK] Do you think we sacrifice quality on the altar of quantity? I'm undecided - but there's rarely a 'LOL' (probably because nobody can post a word in edgewise). I rather liked Softers' A-Ha Day's Night.
A Bridge U2 Far [IS,P] You could well be right - and you certainly are about Chalky. In my defence, as I said above, this is the only game I do this in, and I really appreciate the opportunity to do something approaching 'quickfire'. In addition, there are a number of games across the morniverse that I "don't get" or find too complicated, so I just leave them alone. Whilst I'm not saying that this justifies altering the gameplay here, I don't see games being tinkered with to draw in the greatest possible number of players. It's always nice to find a popular game, but any that is 'active' - certainly to this extent! - should surely exist on its own merits.

Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Toyah Toyah Toyah [UK] Well, my big games are this one and 201: A Google Odyssey in Another Place. I don't play more than a couple of moves in straight MC games 'cos these new rulesets are a joke - everything was more straightforward in my day. Nice "Bridge U2 Far", btw.
The PaulSimon Adventure And Ernest Borgnena for Poseidon Two
Glengarry Glen Bros.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But The Girl
Ben Hur. King [nfras, Kim] OOOH! I wet 'em!
The Madness of King George
Modern Romancing the Stone
Shooting Fish
The Madness of Boy George
Supersize Mica Paris
North Sea Hijacksons
Van Halensing
Stevie in Wonderland
Nuns on the Runrig
Dead Again or Alive
Face//ATribeOfToffs sings: John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman
Let Him Have It Bites
Smilla's Sense of Snow Patrol
Carry Europe The Khyber. Best place for 'em
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Ending
Battle Beyond The Starship
Teenwolfmother
Teenage Mutant Tina Turner
BananaSyriana
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon
The Picketywitches of Eastwick
Where Eagles Dare Welcome to the Hotel California
Good Will Young Hunting
RickAstley Rich
I Showaddywaddy Did Last Summer
The Boomtown Desert Rats
Big Momma's Crowded House
Arctic Monkey Business
An American Steppenwolf in London
Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Transvision Vampire
Drivetime Miss Daisy
Rush Hour
Enter The Soup Dragons
Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
.....or, alternatively, H(ELP)!
Twisted Sister Act
The Jesus & Mary Chainsaw Massacre
Rita, Sue and Bob, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch, too.
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
The Queen
Freddy Mercury vs Jason
Friday the 13th Part Fun Boy Three
surprised no-one's thought of this before... Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia
[Irg] Or Night of the Grateful Dead
Squeeze-y Rider
Paint Your REO Speedwagon
Beautiful South Park. The Movie O My God They Killed Kenny Rogers!
Walk the Patsy Cline
[IS,P] Kenny Rogers - arf, arf! :-)
Drop Dead Right Said Fred
The Big Country Lebowski
Milli Vanilli Sky
Elvis and Costello Meet The Mummy
Freddie Mercury Got Fingered - quite plausible, really...
Snoop Doggy Dogg Day Afternoon
Bjork to the Future
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Wonder Boys
Smokey Robinson and The Bandits
Glengarry Diana Ross
[irach] BZZZZT! on the Herbie Hancock one.
Woodstock and Two Smoking Barrels
Hot Chocolat
Status Quo Vadis
The Last Temptations of Christ
The Osbourne Supremacy
Agnetha and Björn and Benny and Anni-Frid
The Opposite of the Sex Pistols
Three Men Look Like a Little Lady
Charlatans' Angels
Puff Daddy Day Care
Vanilla Ice Age haven't understood Phil's yet
[IS,P] Phil's is the first we've had to pun a film title, I believe: a collision between the film Three Men and a Baby, and Aerosmith's hit "Dude Look Like A Lady". Of course, I could be horribly wrong about this...
[UK] I gotcha, not DJs or bands but actual tracks? This could be a looong game.
When Harry Chapin Met Sally
Charles Aznavour Weddings & A Funeral
Oops, looks like I drifted a little off topic - it was actually a combination of said Aerosmith song and the sequel, "Three Men and a Little Lady"
Sacha Distel Momma the Babysitter's Dead [Phil] No problem. Nobody said 'stick to artists', but people are more likely to have heard of artists perhaps than individual tracks.
[Phil; IS,P] Just seen the blunders in my post above - I meant to describe the combo as Phil has done (but got myself tangled), and I've realised I should have said "the first we've had to pun a song title. *slaps forehead*
Get Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
[UK] We'll have to have a Morningtoneers Film Club - Get Korky.
[I Say, Oh, Mr Porter] I've a funny feeling it's been done, a few years back, in another place...
[UK] You may be right.
Things to do in Denver When You're One of the Grateful Dead's Roadies
Gorillaz in the Mist
Hannibal Corpse
The Trouble With Debbie Harry
(Fine Young) Cannibal Run
Five Star Chamber
The Manilow Too Much
The Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Guns n Roses of Navarone
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
Glengarry Glitter Glen Ross
The Whole Nine Yards - Not 'Alf!
Lost Pet Shop Boys
Two Little Lost Boys
Mott the Hoople Dreams
To Pete Tong-Fu: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar
Cahill U.S. Marshall Stack
Spice Girls are Easy
The Inspiral Carpetbaggers
Never Say Nirvana Again
One Of Our Dinah Shores is Missing
From Demis Rouusos With Love
Status Quo Vadis
Ben Harper Hur
Iron Maiden Eagle
Bring Me The MotorHead of Alfredo Garcia
In the Line of Earth, Wind and Fire
Men in Black Sabbath
Stuart Little River Band
Radiohead Days
Shamen in Black
KC and the Sunshine Band of the Spotless Mind
Runrig Lola Run
Run DMC Lola Run
The Green Limahl
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Duran-Duranner
Edward Scissor-Sisters
Wow, slow morning at work or what?
Fleetwood Mac To the Future
Annie Lennox Get Your Gun
Carly Top
Sinatra City
The Man from Garf-U.N.K.E.L
[irach, nfras] Wow.
Indeed!
The Sandie Shawshank Redemption
There's Something About Mary J Blige
I do feel, however, that if you've time to post 33 entries you've time to check your duplicates viz Men in Black Sabbath and Status Quo Vadis.
The Beach Boys from Brazil
A Salt 'n' Pepa on Precinct 13
Deep Purple Throat
Pepsi & Shirley Valentine
Get Cape Fear, Wear Cape Fear, Fly
*can't be arsed to read nfras' takeover bid so apologises in advance for any duplication* The Barron Knights at the Museum
[Phil] You don't have to, just 'expose more, and do a search for 'museum' and you'll find you're the first. It's a crap film, im(naa)ho.
Del Amitri in Saint Louis
The Righteous Brothers Grimm With Heath LedZep.
I've always thought Heath Ledger was some huge book they have at the National Trust.
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Meatloaf Me in St Louis Armstrong (apologies, IS,P!)
[UK] Eh?
[IS,P] Apologising for nicking your St Louis idea (above), and turning it to my own purposes! Beyond the Valley of the Goo Goo Dolls
Double points with Mica Paris, Texas
Billy Ocean's 11 *bored at work*
T. Rexorcist
Can I have Marc Bolan for Columbine?
[UK] But not bored enough to have a go at AVMA 2?
[IS,P] To be honest, I'm a bit stumped on that at the moment... I'll have another gander, and see if anything springs to mind...
Robin Gibb: Prince of Thieves
Me, Myself, and Irene Cara
Isley Brothers Where Art Thou? Rhetorical (you've done this one - Ed.)
Three Men and Abba Bee
Gorky Park's Zygotic Mynki
Power Station Zebra Robert Palmer? Blech!
[IS,P] Was Robert Palmer in The Power Station? I thought that was one of the offshoots when Duran Duran split...
Breakfast at Tiffany
The Blue Oyster Cult Lagoon
[UK] I make it a rule to always Wiki before displaying my ignorance on here - i.e. I Wiki and then display my ignorance on here. Power Station = Robert Palmer (he of the Sledgehammer) + Two Duran Durannies (John and Andy Taylor) + some bloke out of Chic (Tony Thompson) on drums. doesn't sing: "get it on, bang a gong, get it o-on".
I should note that Sledgehammer is Peter Gabriel. Just displaying my ignorance.
[IS,P] I hardly ever Wiki - my blunders are 100% original! :-)
Aphex Twins
add n to xXx
Hello, Dolly Parton
Battlefield: Eartha Kitt
Pushing Tin Tin Out
The Thompson Twins of Evil
I definitely don't want to make this a one-player game! Is it time to change topic?
[UK] There's life in the old dog yet.
Black Lace Ventura: Pet Detective
Joe Dolce Vita whassa matta you, hey?
The Sound Of Musical Youth
NBA Jam goin' underground
[IS,P] Glad to hear it! :-)
Queen of the Damned Two points!
Sky Captain Sensible and the World of TomPetty. Three points please.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondie
[IS,P] Excellent! Can we break the four point barrier?!
Harold & Kumar Go To Paul Hardcastle
[UK] Not my objective. Just trying to find some humour. The more crowbarring the less humorous, afaics.
Nosferatu vNoise
Last Ben E. King of Scotland
Peter Cetera's Friends
How to get Talking Heads in Advertising
Monte Carlo or Busted
Which, of course, cannot go without being partnered by Those Magnificent Men in their McFlying Machines
UK] ..and indeed Chitty Chitty Cheep Cheep Bang Bang
[Irg] LOL! Blood Jim Diamond.
Foreigner Few Dollars More
John Grisham's The Firm Star Trekkin' across the universe
The Lost LoBoys para balair la Bamba
... gets carried away... MARRS Attacks Pump up the volume!
Horror, anyone? SAW. That's Stock, Aitken, Waterman.
Sinitta City
Red Sonia
Anna KaBombalurina. Itsy Witsy teeny weeny... etc.
Sands of Iwo Jim Steinman
[UK] Simply Red Sonia would've got you two points...
[IS,P] Aargh! Of course! :-)
The Matrix: Toploadered
George Michael of the Jungle Presumably loitering near the watering hole...
Middle of the Road Trip who were the band behind the song 'chirpy chirpy cheep cheep' mentioned above
Glenngarry Glen Medeiros. Nothing's gonna change my love for you
That geordie classic Blurn Awa'. Oops. Too many ns in Glengarry.
New Kids on 16 Blocks
The James Last Samurai
Hackers Bilk
Chaka Demus & Pliers Liar!.
One Flew Over The Cutting Crew's Nest
Deep Blue Something's Gotta Give.
Dr Strangelove - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombalurina
Pretty in Pink Floyd
Trois Couleurs: Moody Blues
Monty Python and the Hollies' Grail
Four Tops Gun
Evanescence Can Wait
A Simple Mind
Shakespear's Sister in Love
T'Pau A Mockingbird
The Third Manic Street Preacher
Vanilla Skylie
The Fifth Elvis
The Wishbone Ash Collector
PhilaCollinsphia
KajagoogU-571
Jason Donovan and The Argonauts
Scootch Me if You Can
Aswad in the Stone
Le retour HouseMartin Guerre
Resident Eval Doonican
NSYNC the Bismarck
DumBo Diddley
Tom O'Con-Air
What's he ever sung? Scratch that.
Des O'Con-Air. That's more like it.
Elf Presley
[UK] huh?
I Said Fred Green Tomatoes
Yanni and Clive
Elvis Costello's Mandolin
Future Shakira
Tupac To The Future
Lordi of the Wings
The Manfred Man That Fell To Earth Band
[Inkspot] *Bzzzt!* Sorry - that was one of mine! :-)
Rambo: First Mud
The Fugeesus of Nazereth
Spice Girls On A Plane [UK]Whooops! that's what you get for not paying attention and joining a game late.
Anderson Bruford Wakeman & Howe the west was won
The Day The Verve Stood Still
Marc Cohneheads
U 2 Mama Tambien A film by Marc Almondovar
*groans*
Living in a Boxing Helena
This has been going two solid weeks, time for a change?
[IS,P] I concur! It's been a good harvest, but pickings were getting harder towards the end. Next topic please!
How about movies for Physicists, Mathematicians and Nerdy Scientists ?
American Pi
infinity
Vector Victoria
Radius of the Lost Arc
Mad Max Planck
Stephen Hawking the Slayer
Look Who's Hawking
Hawking Tall
Men In Black Holes
The Matrix
A Brief History of Time Bandits
Haw King of Scotland
Eric Sykes' The Planck
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About x (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Misse=mc2pee Burning
Quark the Line. Couldn't do Raiders of the Lost Quark
Born Free Radicals
Last tangent in Paris
Schrödinger's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Joule in the Crown
Ohm Alone
Quiet today, isn't it. Is everyone on holiday? Lucky buggers.
If, And Only If
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