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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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The Anusol Man And The Sea
Arsenic and Old Lace
Solvent Green
Arse! a few days in the UK and the film club changes. Bring Me The Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Goodbye, Mr. Scrips
The Moon and Dispense
The Anadin Line
Cinema Paracetamol
Pharmacy from the madding crowd
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Gaviscon Air
Beyond the Valley of the BiSoDols
Something for the Weekend at Bernie's
Anna Dinenina
Potions Twelve
There's Something Apoth-ecary
Das Boot's
I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Sold You The Morning After Pill
Superdrug Returns
[UK] Yes! Superdrug! I was googling 'UK high street chemists' after Boots as I couldn't remember any.
Lockets, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
X X Lax
Diocalm Hard
The Ipcress Phial
Pill Met By Moonlight
Lucozade Who's Talking
Prescribing Miss Daisy
Suprescribe Me
Dead Balm
The French Letter Connection
Bowling for Calamine
Diabetic Chocolat [Robin] LOL!
M*A*S*Preparation H
Lotions Eleven
The Bourne Suppository
Apoceucalypto
Gorillas in the Chemist
The Echineae Syndrome
Bach Flowers To The Future
Benylin Hur
Full Menthol Jacket
House of Lax
Savlon Good Friday
Gripe Waterworld
Cotton Bud Lieutenant
Lord of Syringe
Savlon Private Ryan
I Know What You Did Last Gossamer
For Whom The Det Tols
Panicorette Room
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Decongesting Harry
Maalox des Sources
Cyrano de Benzedrine
Elastoplast Tango in Paris
Thoroughly Imodium Millie
Doctor IllegibleScribble
Findind Enema
The Shawshank Prescription
The French Concoction
The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold
The Sound of Prozac
Merry Pill Poppings
The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge
[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.
[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.
Sleeping with the Enema
Enema at the Gates
Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.
The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain
Syringin' In The Rain
Jean Ni Corette
The Maltese Tampon
Live and Let Diuretic
The Lithium Daylights
Prince Valium
Scaradouche
Benylin Hur
[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.
The Sword In The Serotonin
Remains of the FDA
Dram Stoker's Dracula
Brewster's Triludan
Apothecarypse Now
The Wintergreen Mile
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose
Rash of the Titans
Quaalude, Where's My car?
The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?
[UK] Fine by me.
In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.
Tandoori Is The Night
There's Something About Curry
When Satay Comes
The Man Who Sued Cod
2001 A Spiced Oddity
Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity
Egg Foo Yungblood
Pitta's Friends
In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!
Special Fried Rice Station Zebra
Some Like It Hot
The Kheer Hunter
Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon
Following irach, Grease
Pakora! Kora! Kora!
Pappadumbo
Valley of the Dhals
It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World
The Naan's Story
Mary Poppadoms
Dude, Where's My Korma?
Shooting Fishcakes
Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Easy Raita
Little Lord Saveloy
Kung Po Hustle
Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice
[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!
Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out
Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks
[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!
Clear and Present Doner
When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).
Face//Kofta
Spring Roll & Port Wine
The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo
Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.
The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.
Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.
Deep Fried Throat
Chicken Malayer Cake
Pilau Talk
Little Chopstick of Horrors
The King Fisher back on the beers.
Tsingtao in the Rain
Sweet & Sour Home Alabama
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Son of Samosa
The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie
Straw Hot Dogs
(Miso) SoupSashi Me
Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.
Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)
Herbie Goes Banana Fritters
... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?
Foo Yong Goodbye
The entire Curry On series
Lord of the Fries
[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?
Hamburger Hill, of course...
[UK] Yep.
Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly
[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?
The Basmati Professor
Rosemary's Gobi
Cat Aloo
When Curry Met Thali
[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.
(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars
Lassi Come Home
Chutney Chutney Bang Bang
[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang
Pie 'n M.A.S.H.
Shish Gotta Have It
Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.
Monty Python's Life of Biryani
A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg
Water Chestnutsworld
If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...
King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?
The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...
Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...
Beansprouts of Africa
The Madness of PeKing Duck
£6.50 A Head All-You-Can-Eat Buffet The Vampire Slayer
WasaBean
Kofta and Cigarettes by Jim Jarmushy Peas
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
Broken Arrow-matic Crispy Duck
The Name of the Rose of India
Bring Me The Order That Alfredo Garcia Phoned In Half An Hour Ago
That's more like it. Meat and Potato P'A.I.
Battered Green Tomatoes A prequel...
The Italian Job
California Sweet
The Cider House Roux
[Software] Do they have a better class of takeaway in the Channel Islands? :-)
Dahl M For Murder
The Long Good Fried Rice
Still Jalfrezi
V for Vindaloo
Hoi Sin City
Tom Soya
Keema Largo
A Connecticut Yankee in King Pratha's Court
The Bok Choy Luck Club
Octo-sushi
Some Like it Hot [UK] you bet! :o)
For a Few Dollops More
Dial M for Free Delivery
One Of Our Cats Is Missing
The Postman Always Brings Rice
Stop! Or My Mom Will Bamboo Shoot!
Annie, Get Your Moo Goo Gai Pan
Get Roti
Chicken and Sweetcorn Souperman
Fancy a Russian? Bortsch Kasha and the Sunflower Seeds
Kevin and Peri-Peri Chicken Go Large
City of Soy
Uncommon Gyros
Slices of The Lamb
Shishkeb Abt
Phyllo-delphia
Educating Raita
The Magnificent Seven, Forty-Three, Twenty-Six, and an Egg Fried Rice
The Devil Says Paratha
300 Special Chop Suey.
Tikka la Mockingbird
The good, the bad and the egg roll.
Moo Shoo Ado About Nothing
Never Satay Never Again
Uncle Tom Yum's cabin
Peggy Sue Got Calamarried
Lord of the Fries
The French Fry Connection
This one seems to have had a good run for its money, what do you think?
Goodbye Mr Chips
[moroni] I couldn't have put it better myself.
The Cabinet of Dr Calamari
The Last Chicken Wing of Scotland
Doner No
Kebabel
The Naan from UNCLE
Chronicles of Naania
Naan But The Brave
Conaan the Destroyer
The Flame Trees of Tikka
OK I'll suggest one then: Disc Jockeys' Film Club
The Color Deep Purple
The Sting
Disky Business
Smashey and Nicey Go Large
Brewster's Marillions Anyone seen Uncle Korky?
Last Kinks of Scotland
Scratch 22
The Fourth Procol Harum
I Am Sam Brown
The Last Emperor Rosko
Being John Peel
Meat Loaf Actually
Chris Evans Can Wait
Crying Fluff Freeman
Herman's Hermits A Wonderful Life
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Jensen
Kenny & Cash
[IS,P] I have! :-) Twas a week off from work that done it, guv!
Naked Wogun
[UK] Welcome back! Bum - I was preparing Paint Your Wogan
The Steve Wright Stuff
The War Of The Guns 'n' Roses
Bring Me The Radiohead of Alfredo Garcia
The Keane Mutiny
Doctor Hook and the Daleks
[UK] Shurely Dr. Who and the Medics sings: goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
[IS,P] I'll just counter with The Who and the Daleks, then! :-)
[UK] I'll see yours and raise Dr. Who and Orchestral Manovres in the Dark
Bugger. Manoeuvres. Mind you, Amazon also has Manouevres.
Platune
Dude, Where's My Carpenters?
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