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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Can't resist starting with Oh Mr Porter!
The Unbearable Rightness of Beer
Dude - Where's My Carling?
A Wine To Remember
The Land That Time Gentlemen Please
Put a head on my Alfredo Garcia
Whisky Business
Nine and a Half Pints
Key Lager
Black Hawk Down in One
Drinking Kong
8-Milds
Beyond the Ale
The Man Who'd Brew Too Much
Brandhi
Shandhi
Martinhi
Shiraz Attacks
The Beer Window
Martini On The Bounty
Reach for the Sky remote
Reisling and I
The Grolsch who Stole Christmas
Bourbon Cowboy
The Thirty-Nine Schnapps
Sherry Poppings
The Spirits of St. Louis
The Whole Nine Yards of Ale
This Is Wine On Tap
Tequila Mockingbird
Bacardi To The Future
Herbie Goes Banana Daquiri
GoldLabel
Jacob's Pina Coladder
Sherry Maguire
Get Shorts
The Man Who Brewed Greene King
Lager Top Gun
The Last Orders of the Mohicans
Landlord of the Rings
The Eldridge Pope Must Die
Snakebite on a Plane
Pint my wagon
What happened to one at a time?
12 Sangria Men
How Green is my Valpolicella [Irg] Pop in, post a couple, pop off, pop back....
Bingin' In The Rain
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex On The Beach (But Were Afraid To Ask)
[UK] Shurely 'Everything you Always...'
Let's get a few James Bond ones out. Never Say Old Speckled Hen
[IS,P] lol
From Black Russian With Love
Diamond White Forever Don't touch the stuff myself.
Licence to Serve Beer, Wines & Spirits, and to Kill.
LabattsMan
From Russia Smirn Off
The Hunt for Watney's Red Barrel
Double Diamond is Forever
Stout of Africa
Cool Hand Puke
Oranjeboom is not the only fruit beer
[UK] BZZZZZT!!! Film Club, dear boy, not telly. How about A Clockwork Oranjeboom
Finnegan's Sake
A nightcap at the opera
Gin City
[IS,P] Well, you let me get away with the Roobarb & Custard in the last round...
The Bombardier Hunter
The Cannonball Rum
M.A.S.H. T.U.N.
Anisette Your Gun
Dr Pernod
Dram Yankees
Jules et Gin
and as we're all on doubles... Les parapluies de Kronenbourg
Down in One in Beverly Hills [UK] Indeed. Shame on you :op
Monty Python and the Holy Grale
Legless in Seattle
Gorillas in the Pissed
A-Glass-of-White-Wine-for-the-Lady and the Tramp
Shots in the Dark
The Tin Rum
Come Back To The Five And Dime, Jimmy Beam, Jimmy Beam
The Remains of the Chardonnay
Kind Hearts and Coronas
Long Island Tea and Sympathy
Smirnoff Ice Station Zebra
The Name of the Rose & Crown
Campari Potter and the Philosopher's Stones
I'm All Right, Jack Daniels
Glenfiddich Glen Ross
The White Horse Whisperer
Absinthe Of Malice
Planet of the Ales
Picnic at Hangover Rock
Any Which Way But Booze
Bottle Royale
Honey, I Shrunk My Kidneys
Curacao I Married An Axe Murderer
Gone with the wine
ThunderBols
Licence Tequila
Men in Black and Tan And anything staring GregorOld Pec
the Cruel Pepsi
Toddy Heat
That's starring
Proof
SuperShiraz Me
The Merchant of Guinness
Beamishon Imposhible [irach] nice one.
The Remains of the Dray
My Appellation d'Origine Contrôlée is Nobody
The Perfect Stormhoek
Paper Moonshine
The Devil's Advocaat
Curry Night of the Living Dead
24 Happy Hour Party People
The Sipping News
Port By Northwest
The Name of the Rosé
The Password Is Courage Best
I am Sam Adams
Easy Cider
Raging John Bull Bitter
Dramgirls
Dancing at Laphroaig
For Whom the Bells Tolls
Cognac Air
Beverly Hills Hops
Bushmills on the Floss
Lock, Stock & Watney's Red Barrel
Room with a Brew
The Booze Brothers
Teetotal Recall
Riddle of the Sandeman
For everyone who remembers Watney's Red Barrell
The Great Gnat's Pee
The World According to Schnapps
Gin With The Wind
Sekt, Lies & Videotape
Rumbo
Rambo: First Bull's Blood
Bloody Mary 300
Everything you always wanted to know about Becks (Bud were afraid to ask)
An Inconvenient Vermouth
CH3CH3OH Bang Bang
Three Days of the Condor's Bender
sM.A.S.H.ed
Marsala Attacks!
London Pride and Prejudice
PediGreen Mile sings... Good old John Marston, a great Victorian bloke...
Red Ports Society
The Cask of Zorro
Ouzo Fraid of Virginia Woolf?
I Am Sambuca
Rosemary's Babycham
Bacardi to the Future
[UK] BZZZZT! That one's been done (by irach, up a page).
Bugger! Time for a new topic, then?
Fine for me. This game led me here http://www.beerclubofbritain.co.uk/camra.html, which whetted my appetite, then devastated me when I discovered they only deliver in the UK and Ireland. Sods.
I propose the Interior Decorators' Film Club (formerly the Guild of Candlestick-Makers, Arras-Weavers, and Plaster-Moulders).

How Green Was My Valance

At last! I can finally use The Lady Varnishes!
Awl Quiet on the Western Front
This is Spinal Tapestry
[UK] It's hard to believe that in the thirteen years since it was on ISIHAC you've not had chance to use it on an MC site. Congrats!
Can't Do Saturday Night And Sunday Morning, But How About A Week Next Tuesday?
[IS,P] One of my favourite puns! :-)
Wallpaper Tiger
My Life Sofa
The Name of the Ceiling Rose
Sink City
Settee Woman
Chaise Longue Good Friday
The Parlour Purple
Sat On A Hot Pink Pouffe
Dulux Who's Talking
A Water Feature Runs Through It
The Milagro Beanbag War
Ikea Largo
My Beautiful Dinette
Meet The Flock Wallpapers
Apocanaglypta Now
Kitchen Run
The Remains of the Dado
Lady and The Lamp
Any Feng Shui But Loose
Dude, Where's My Carpet?
Hunt For Red Accoutre
The Blue Lampshade
National Velvet
Divan Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
The Road to Underlay
The Drapes of Wrath
Frayed Runner
Some Like It Haute
The Decking and I
Grout of Africa
The Tile Bandits
Easy Ryder-Richardson
Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen of Arabia
Cork Parquet
The Silence of the Laminate
The Paper Chaise
Blinds Date
Deep Throw
Brave Hearth
Serving Hatch All My Days
Dresser Island
Colossus: The Formica Project
The Man Who Would Be Gingham
Wrought Iron, The Kitch and the Wardrobe
Van Wilder - Partition Liaison
A Rug's Life
Chintz of Darkness
Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiling Miss Daisy
The Merchant of Venetians
The Chintzstones
The Handy Andy That Rocks The Cradle
...or perhaps even "...Wrecks The Cradle"...
B&Q John Malkovich
Brush Hour
Carpet Tacksi Driver
The Green Tile
Scumble Fish
Arrasnic and Old Lace
William Morris of Arabia
Antimacassar (The Friendly Ghost)
Cool Runners
Meet the Rockers
DIY Another Day
The French Windows' Woman
Loveseat Story
Moses the Laura Ashleygiver
Tiletanic
Stuccoklahoma
Diamonds Artex Forever
24 Hour Partition People
Decor8-Mile
Accessorise Now!
Batten Begins
Mad Mats
Stencil Your Wagon
Jean de Floor-ette
The Private Life of Sherlock Homebase
Ottoman in New York
Prints of Tides
20,000 Leaks Under the Sink
The Unbearable Lightness of Apartment Matt White
Changing Panic Rooms
The Lino King [Raak] Bah! Beat me to The Unbearable Lighting of Being which I had in my Excel sheet before I went to lunch but couldn't post under the two-strikes-or-you're-out rule.
The Big Easy Chair
Dial MDF for Murder
Moulding Arizona
The Rear Window
The Man Who'd Hue Too Much
Thin Red Blinds
Grouting Miss Daisy
Big Momma's Houseplant
Die Hardwood
Saturday Nightstand Fever
Splashback to the Future
Close End Countertops of the Third Kind
Formica Bell Tolls
So I Married an Axminster
Herbie Goes to Manky Carpet [UK] LOOOL
Carry On Coving
Carry On House Doctor
Carry on Up Holstery?
The Masking Tape of the Red Death
I Decorated Over What You Did Last Summer
Good Twill Hunting
2001mm2 : A Space Oddesey
O Builder Where Art Thou?
The Thin Red Plumb Line
Putty Woman [Irg] Nice.
Tapestries Lounge
Tie-dye Hard
Double Glazing Arizona
Whitewash Can't Jump
Slowing down... time for a change?
Gardener
I'll kick off with How Green Was My Garden
The Legend of The Lawn Ranger
Look, Hoe's Talking
Foxglove Actually
Bamboobi
Sixth Fence
Creosote Black
Twelve Monkey Puzzles
Rockery I, II, III, IV, V
[IS,P] You forgot the latest one: Rockery Bulbgrower
Herbaceous Border Goes To Monte Carlo
Hose That Girl?
Soil-ent Green
Deciduous Minds
Window-boxing Helena
Privets On Parade
Bridget Jones: The Hedge of Reason
Bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia
Everything you always wanted to know about secateurs (but were afraid to ask)
Sensimilla and Sensibility
Live And Leylandii
How Greenhouse My Valley
Conifer Air
A Water Feature Runs Through It (With apologies to Raak)
Last Decking of Scotland
Charlie's Dangle with apologies to Ms. Dimmock
The Cress File
Prune with a View
Hyacinth To Kill
Octopoppy
Blossom Like It Hot
Saturday Night And Sunday Morning Glory
The Passion Of The Chrysanth
Das Root
I know what you planted last summer
... isn't going to post any for a bit. Excel sheet filling up nicely, thanks.
The Germinator
Oh sod it. Cutting Miss Daisy
V for Vivarium
Along Came Holly
Fight Shrub
Being John Innes
Border The Rings
The Buddleia of Suburbia
Madame Bowery
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Lawrence of Arabidopsis
Azaleaien
Good Willow Hunting
Raging Bullrush
Anemone at the Gates
Mc Canna's Gold
National Violet
The Primrose of Miss Jean Brodie
Kangaroo Jacaranda
Forsythia From Navarone
Broken Yarrow
True Lilacs
Rhodedendron to Perdition
Alder President's Men
Billy Buddleia
Dial M For Magnolia
Honeysuckle, I Shrunk the Kid
Sensimilla's Sense of Snowdrops - sorry couldn't resist another one...
Fir Your Eyes Only
The Remains of the Dahlia
Stop, or my Chrysanthemom will Shoot!
Enter the Snapdragon
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum
Pansy's Labyrinth
The Bluebells of St Trinian's
Natural Weed Killers
The Compostman Always Rings Twice
[UK] You have got a long memory. That ones from 1991.
Rocky Ivy
Daffodil Met By Moonlight
Obvious, but... Back to the Fuschia
Crazy Like A Foxglove
Return of The Pinks Panther
Iceplant Station Zebra
[Irg] How could I have forgetten that one?! I used that as the subject of my 'Sound Charade' at RugbyPilg '05!
Jean de Flowerette
Buttercup Periscope
The Dandelion in Winter
The Lion, The Witch-Hazel and the Wardrobe
Throw Chrysanthemomma From The Train
A Manure For All Seasons
Azalea of Two Cities
A StreetAraucaria Named Desire
Dock Hollywood
A Campanula of Wolves
Marigold Poppins
The Flymo
The Incedar
Lily-of-the-Valley Of The Dolls
Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Kid
The Calcium Orchid
Monsoon Weeding
Forget-Me-Notting-Hill
Mad Cowslips
A Vine to Remember
Tendril Is The Night
Root of Africa
My Frond Flicka
There's Something About Mary, Mary Quite Contrary
Jailhouse Phlox
Carry On Cowslip
Carry On Follow That Camellia
TrainsPotting
Clochewise
Raise the Red Lantana
The Beast With Five Green Fingers
Herbs Go Bananas
Capability Brown Fear
The Eyes of Flora Mars
A Ferny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
The Garden They Come
Stir Daisy
What's Up, Hollyhock?
The Thing From The Compost Heap
20,000 legumes under the sea
Snowdrop Dead Fred
The Hunt for Red Hot Pokers
Slowing down again, so I'll take the bullrushes by the horns and propose...
... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!
The Anusol Man And The Sea
Arsenic and Old Lace
Solvent Green
Arse! a few days in the UK and the film club changes. Bring Me The Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Goodbye, Mr. Scrips
The Moon and Dispense
The Anadin Line
Cinema Paracetamol
Pharmacy from the madding crowd
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Gaviscon Air
Beyond the Valley of the BiSoDols
Something for the Weekend at Bernie's
Anna Dinenina
Potions Twelve
There's Something Apoth-ecary
Das Boot's
I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Sold You The Morning After Pill
Superdrug Returns
[UK] Yes! Superdrug! I was googling 'UK high street chemists' after Boots as I couldn't remember any.
Lockets, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
X X Lax
Diocalm Hard
The Ipcress Phial
Pill Met By Moonlight
Lucozade Who's Talking
Prescribing Miss Daisy
Suprescribe Me
Dead Balm
The French Letter Connection
Bowling for Calamine
Diabetic Chocolat [Robin] LOL!
M*A*S*Preparation H
Lotions Eleven
The Bourne Suppository
Apoceucalypto
Gorillas in the Chemist
The Echineae Syndrome
Bach Flowers To The Future
Benylin Hur
Full Menthol Jacket
House of Lax
Savlon Good Friday
Gripe Waterworld
Cotton Bud Lieutenant
Lord of Syringe
Savlon Private Ryan
I Know What You Did Last Gossamer
For Whom The Det Tols
Panicorette Room
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Decongesting Harry
Maalox des Sources
Cyrano de Benzedrine
Elastoplast Tango in Paris
Thoroughly Imodium Millie
Doctor IllegibleScribble
Findind Enema
The Shawshank Prescription
The French Concoction
The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold
The Sound of Prozac
Merry Pill Poppings
The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge
[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.
[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.
Sleeping with the Enema
Enema at the Gates
Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.
The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain
Syringin' In The Rain
Jean Ni Corette
The Maltese Tampon
Live and Let Diuretic
The Lithium Daylights
Prince Valium
Scaradouche
Benylin Hur
[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.
The Sword In The Serotonin
Remains of the FDA
Dram Stoker's Dracula
Brewster's Triludan
Apothecarypse Now
The Wintergreen Mile
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose
Rash of the Titans
Quaalude, Where's My car?
The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?
[UK] Fine by me.
In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.
Tandoori Is The Night
There's Something About Curry
When Satay Comes
The Man Who Sued Cod
2001 A Spiced Oddity
Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity
Egg Foo Yungblood
Pitta's Friends
In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!
Special Fried Rice Station Zebra
Some Like It Hot
The Kheer Hunter
Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon
Following irach, Grease
Pakora! Kora! Kora!
Pappadumbo
Valley of the Dhals
It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World
The Naan's Story
Mary Poppadoms
Dude, Where's My Korma?
Shooting Fishcakes
Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Easy Raita
Little Lord Saveloy
Kung Po Hustle
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