Mutiny on The Bounty Hunter
Brig
The Posse Done Adventure
Alll Quiet on the Police Station Steps
Alibi ba and the Forty Thieves
Paint Your Meat Wagon
A CSIries of Unfortunate Events
Time for a new one, I think!
Next address down the street is a pub, so time for a film club for Publicans, and anyone in the beer / wine / distilling trade.
Next address down the street is a pub, so time for a film club for Publicans, and anyone in the beer / wine / distilling trade.
Can't resist starting with Oh Mr Porter!
The Unbearable Rightness of Beer
Dude - Where's My Carling?
A Wine To Remember
The Land That Time Gentlemen Please
Put a head on my Alfredo Garcia
Whisky Business
Nine and a Half Pints
Key Lager
Black Hawk Down in One
Drinking Kong
8-Milds
Beyond the Ale
The Man Who'd Brew Too Much
Brandhi
Shandhi
Martinhi
Shiraz Attacks
The Beer Window
Martini On The Bounty
Reach for the Sky remote
Reisling and I
The Grolsch who Stole Christmas
Bourbon Cowboy
The Thirty-Nine Schnapps
Sherry Poppings
The Spirits of St. Louis
The Whole Nine Yards of Ale
This Is Wine On Tap
Tequila Mockingbird
Bacardi To The Future
Herbie Goes Banana Daquiri
GoldLabel
D.T.s
Jacob's Pina Coladder
Sherry Maguire
Get Shorts
The Man Who Brewed Greene King
Lager Top Gun
The Last Orders of the Mohicans
Landlord of the Rings
The Eldridge Pope Must Die
Snakebite on a Plane
Pint my wagon
What happened to one at a time?
What happened to one at a time?
12 Sangria Men
How Green is my Valpolicella [Irg] Pop in, post a couple, pop off, pop back....
Bingin' In The Rain
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex On The Beach (But Were Afraid To Ask)
[UK] Shurely 'Everything you Always...'
Let's get a few James Bond ones out. Never Say Old Speckled Hen
[IS,P] lol
From Black Russian With Love
From Black Russian With Love
Diamond White Forever Don't touch the stuff myself.
Licence to Serve Beer, Wines & Spirits, and to Kill.
LabattsMan
From Russia Smirn Off
The Hunt for Watney's Red Barrel
Double Diamond is Forever
Stout of Africa
Cool Hand Puke
Oranjeboom is not the only fruit beer
[UK] BZZZZZT!!! Film Club, dear boy, not telly. How about A Clockwork Oranjeboom
Finnegan's Sake
A nightcap at the opera
Gin City
[IS,P] Well, you let me get away with the Roobarb & Custard in the last round...
The Bombardier Hunter
The Bombardier Hunter
The Cannonball Rum
M.A.S.H. T.U.N.
Anisette Your Gun
Dr Pernod
Dram Yankees
Jules et Gin
and as we're all on doubles... Les parapluies de Kronenbourg
Down in One in Beverly Hills [UK] Indeed. Shame on you :op
Monty Python and the Holy Grale
Legless in Seattle
Gorillas in the Pissed
A-Glass-of-White-Wine-for-the-Lady and the Tramp
Shots in the Dark
The Tin Rum
Come Back To The Five And Dime, Jimmy Beam, Jimmy Beam
The Remains of the Chardonnay
Kind Hearts and Coronas
Long Island Tea and Sympathy
Smirnoff Ice Station Zebra
The Name of the Rose & Crown
Campari Potter and the Philosopher's Stones
XxXx
I'm All Right, Jack Daniels
Glenfiddich Glen Ross
The White Horse Whisperer
Absinthe Of Malice
Planet of the Ales
Picnic at Hangover Rock
Any Which Way But Booze
Bottle Royale
Honey, I Shrunk My Kidneys
Curacao I Married An Axe Murderer
Gone with the wine
ThunderBols
Licence Tequila
Men in Black and Tan And anything staring GregorOld Pec
the Cruel Pepsi
Toddy Heat
That's starring
Proof
SuperShiraz Me
The Merchant of Guinness
Beamishon Imposhible [irach] nice one.
The Remains of the Dray
My Appellation d'Origine Contrôlée is Nobody
The Perfect Stormhoek
Paper Moonshine
The Devil's Advocaat
Curry Night of the Living Dead
24 Happy Hour Party People
The Sipping News
Port By Northwest
The Name of the Rosé
The Password Is Courage Best
I am Sam Adams
Easy Cider
Raging John Bull Bitter
Dramgirls
Dancing at Laphroaig
For Whom the Bells Tolls
Cognac Air
Beverly Hills Hops
Bushmills on the Floss
Lock, Stock & Watney's Red Barrel
Room with a Brew
The Booze Brothers
Teetotal Recall
Riddle of the Sandeman
For everyone who remembers Watney's Red Barrell
The Great Gnat's Pee
The Great Gnat's Pee
The World According to Schnapps
Gin With The Wind
Sekt, Lies & Videotape
Rumbo
Rambo: First Bull's Blood
Bloody Mary 300
Everything you always wanted to know about Becks (Bud were afraid to ask)
An Inconvenient Vermouth
CH3CH3OH Bang Bang
Three Days of the Condor's Bender
sM.A.S.H.ed
Marsala Attacks!
London Pride and Prejudice
PediGreen Mile sings... Good old John Marston, a great Victorian bloke...
Red Ports Society
The Cask of Zorro
Ouzo Fraid of Virginia Woolf?
I Am Sambuca
Rosemary's Babycham
Bacardi to the Future
[UK] BZZZZT! That one's been done (by irach, up a page).
Bugger! Time for a new topic, then?
Fine for me. This game led me here http://www.beerclubofbritain.co.uk/camra.html, which whetted my appetite, then devastated me when I discovered they only deliver in the UK and Ireland. Sods.
I propose the Interior Decorators' Film Club (formerly the Guild of Candlestick-Makers, Arras-Weavers, and Plaster-Moulders).
How Green Was My Valance
At last! I can finally use The Lady Varnishes!
Awl Quiet on the Western Front
This is Spinal Tapestry
[UK] It's hard to believe that in the thirteen years since it was on ISIHAC you've not had chance to use it on an MC site. Congrats!
Can't Do Saturday Night And Sunday Morning, But How About A Week Next Tuesday?
[IS,P] One of my favourite puns! :-)
Wallpaper Tiger
Wallpaper Tiger
My Life Sofa
The Name of the Ceiling Rose
Sink City
Settee Woman
Chaise Longue Good Friday
The Parlour Purple
Sat On A Hot Pink Pouffe
Dulux Who's Talking
A Water Feature Runs Through It
The Milagro Beanbag War
Ikea Largo
My Beautiful Dinette
Meet The Flock Wallpapers
Apocanaglypta Now
Kitchen Run
The Remains of the Dado
Lady and The Lamp
Any Feng Shui But Loose
Dude, Where's My Carpet?
Hunt For Red Accoutre
The Blue Lampshade
National Velvet
Divan Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
The Road to Underlay
The Drapes of Wrath
Frayed Runner
Some Like It Haute
The Decking and I
Grout of Africa
The Tile Bandits
Easy Ryder-Richardson
Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen of Arabia
Cork Parquet
The Silence of the Laminate
The Paper Chaise
Blinds Date
Deep Throw
Brave Hearth
Serving Hatch All My Days
Dresser Island
Colossus: The Formica Project
The Man Who Would Be Gingham
Wrought Iron, The Kitch and the Wardrobe
Van Wilder - Partition Liaison
A Rug's Life
Chintz of Darkness
Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiling Miss Daisy
The Merchant of Venetians
The Chintzstones
The Handy Andy That Rocks The Cradle
...or perhaps even "...Wrecks The Cradle"...
B&Q John Malkovich
Brush Hour
Carpet Tacksi Driver
The Green Tile
Scumble Fish
Arrasnic and Old Lace
William Morris of Arabia
Antimacassar (The Friendly Ghost)
Cool Runners
Meet the Rockers
DIY Another Day
The French Windows' Woman
Loveseat Story
Moses the Laura Ashleygiver
Tiletanic
Stuccoklahoma
Diamonds Artex Forever
24 Hour Partition People
Decor8-Mile
Accessorise Now!
Batten Begins
Mad Mats
Stencil Your Wagon
Jean de Floor-ette
The Private Life of Sherlock Homebase
Ottoman in New York
Prints of Tides
20,000 Leaks Under the Sink
The Unbearable Lightness of Apartment Matt White
Changing Panic Rooms
The Lino King [Raak] Bah! Beat me to The Unbearable Lighting of Being which I had in my Excel sheet before I went to lunch but couldn't post under the two-strikes-or-you're-out rule.
8Tile
The Big Easy Chair
Dial MDF for Murder
Moulding Arizona
The Rear Window
The Man Who'd Hue Too Much
Thin Red Blinds
Grouting Miss Daisy
Big Momma's Houseplant
Die Hardwood
Saturday Nightstand Fever
Splashback to the Future
Close End Countertops of the Third Kind
Formica Bell Tolls
So I Married an Axminster
Herbie Goes to Manky Carpet [UK] LOOOL
Carry On Coving
Carry On House Doctor
Carry on Up Holstery?
The Masking Tape of the Red Death
I Decorated Over What You Did Last Summer
Good Twill Hunting
2001mm2 : A Space Oddesey
O Builder Where Art Thou?
The Thin Red Plumb Line
Putty Woman [Irg] Nice.
Tapestries Lounge
Tie-dye Hard
Double Glazing Arizona
Whitewash Can't Jump
Slowing down... time for a change?
Gardener
I'll kick off with How Green Was My Garden
The Legend of The Lawn Ranger
Look, Hoe's Talking
Foxglove Actually
Bamboobi
Sixth Fence
Creosote Black
Twelve Monkey Puzzles
Rockery I, II, III, IV, V
[IS,P] You forgot the latest one: Rockery Bulbgrower
Herbaceous Border Goes To Monte Carlo
Hose That Girl?
Soil-ent Green
Deciduous Minds
Window-boxing Helena
Privets On Parade
Bridget Jones: The Hedge of Reason
Bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia
Everything you always wanted to know about secateurs (but were afraid to ask)
Sensimilla and Sensibility
Live And Leylandii
How Greenhouse My Valley
Conifer Air
A Water Feature Runs Through It (With apologies to Raak)
Last Decking of Scotland
Charlie's Dangle with apologies to Ms. Dimmock
The Cress File
Prune with a View
Hyacinth To Kill
Octopoppy
Blossom Like It Hot
Saturday Night And Sunday Morning Glory
The Passion Of The Chrysanth
Das Root
I know what you planted last summer
... isn't going to post any for a bit. Excel sheet filling up nicely, thanks.
The Germinator
Oh sod it. Cutting Miss Daisy
V for Vivarium
Along Came Holly
Fight Shrub
Being John Innes
Border The Rings
The Buddleia of Suburbia
Madame Bowery
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Lawrence of Arabidopsis
Azaleaien
Good Willow Hunting
Raging Bullrush
Anemone at the Gates
Mc Canna's Gold
National Violet
The Primrose of Miss Jean Brodie
Kangaroo Jacaranda
Forsythia From Navarone
Broken Yarrow
True Lilacs
Rhodedendron to Perdition
Alder President's Men
Billy Buddleia
Dial M For Magnolia
Honeysuckle, I Shrunk the Kid
Sensimilla's Sense of Snowdrops - sorry couldn't resist another one...
Fir Your Eyes Only
The Remains of the Dahlia
Stop, or my Chrysanthemom will Shoot!
Enter the Snapdragon
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum
Pansy's Labyrinth
The Bluebells of St Trinian's
Natural Weed Killers
The Compostman Always Rings Twice
[UK] You have got a long memory. That ones from 1991.
Rocky Ivy
Daffodil Met By Moonlight
Obvious, but... Back to the Fuschia
Crazy Like A Foxglove
Return of The Pinks Panther
Iceplant Station Zebra
[Irg] How could I have forgetten that one?! I used that as the subject of my 'Sound Charade' at RugbyPilg '05!
Jean de Flowerette
Buttercup Periscope
The Dandelion in Winter
The Lion, The Witch-Hazel and the Wardrobe
Throw Chrysanthemomma From The Train
A Manure For All Seasons
Azalea of Two Cities
A StreetAraucaria Named Desire
Dock Hollywood
A Campanula of Wolves
Marigold Poppins
Willow
The Flymo
The Incedar
Lily-of-the-Valley Of The Dolls
Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Kid
The Calcium Orchid
Monsoon Weeding
Forget-Me-Notting-Hill
Mad Cowslips
A Vine to Remember
Tendril Is The Night
Root of Africa
My Frond Flicka
There's Something About Mary, Mary Quite Contrary
Jailhouse Phlox
Carry On Cowslip
Carry On Follow That Camellia
TrainsPotting
Clochewise
Raise the Red Lantana
The Beast With Five Green Fingers
Herbs Go Bananas
Capability Brown Fear
The Eyes of Flora Mars
A Ferny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
The Garden They Come
Stir Daisy
What's Up, Hollyhock?
What's Up, Hollyhock?
The Thing From The Compost Heap
20,000 legumes under the sea
Snowdrop Dead Fred
The Hunt for Red Hot Pokers
Slowing down again, so I'll take the bullrushes by the horns and propose...
... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!
... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!
The Anusol Man And The Sea
Arsenic and Old Lace
Solvent Green
Arse! a few days in the UK and the film club changes. Bring Me The Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Goodbye, Mr. Scrips
The Moon and Dispense
The Anadin Line
Cinema Paracetamol
Pharmacy from the madding crowd
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Gaviscon Air
Beyond the Valley of the BiSoDols
Something for the Weekend at Bernie's
Anna Dinenina
Potions Twelve
There's Something Apoth-ecary
Das Boot's
I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Sold You The Morning After Pill
Superdrug Returns
[UK] Yes! Superdrug! I was googling 'UK high street chemists' after Boots as I couldn't remember any.
Lockets, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
X X Lax
Diocalm Hard
The Ipcress Phial
Pill Met By Moonlight
Lucozade Who's Talking
Prescribing Miss Daisy
Suprescribe Me
Dead Balm
The French Letter Connection
Bowling for Calamine
Diabetic Chocolat [Robin] LOL!
M*A*S*Preparation H
Lotions Eleven
The Bourne Suppository
Apoceucalypto
Gorillas in the Chemist
The Echineae Syndrome
Bach Flowers To The Future
Benylin Hur
Full Menthol Jacket
House of Lax
Savlon Good Friday
Gripe Waterworld
Cotton Bud Lieutenant
Lord of Syringe
E.TCP.
Savlon Private Ryan
I Know What You Did Last Gossamer
For Whom The Det Tols
Panicorette Room
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Decongesting Harry
Maalox des Sources
Cyrano de Benzedrine
Elastoplast Tango in Paris
Thoroughly Imodium Millie
Doctor IllegibleScribble
Findind Enema
The Shawshank Prescription
The French Concoction
The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold
The Sound of Prozac
Merry Pill Poppings
The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge
[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.
[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.
Sleeping with the Enema
Enema at the Gates
Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.
The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain
Syringin' In The Rain
Jean Ni Corette
The Maltese Tampon
Live and Let Diuretic
The Lithium Daylights
Prince Valium
Scaradouche
Benylin Hur
[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.
The Sword In The Serotonin
Remains of the FDA
Dram Stoker's Dracula
Brewster's Triludan
Apothecarypse Now
The Wintergreen Mile
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose
Rash of the Titans
Quaalude, Where's My car?
The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?
[UK] Fine by me.
In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.
Tandoori Is The Night
There's Something About Curry
When Satay Comes
The Man Who Sued Cod
2001 A Spiced Oddity
Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity
Egg Foo Yungblood
Pitta's Friends
In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!
Special Fried Rice Station Zebra
Some Like It Hot
The Kheer Hunter
Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon
Following irach, Grease
Pakora! Kora! Kora!
Pappadumbo
Valley of the Dhals
It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World
The Naan's Story
Mary Poppadoms
Dude, Where's My Korma?
Shooting Fishcakes
Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Easy Raita
Little Lord Saveloy
Kung Po Hustle
Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice
[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!
Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out
Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks
[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!
Clear and Present Doner
When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).
Face//Kofta
Spring Roll & Port Wine
The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo
Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.
The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.
Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.
Deep Fried Throat
Chicken Malayer Cake
Pilau Talk
Little Chopstick of Horrors
The King Fisher back on the beers.
Tsingtao in the Rain
Sweet & Sour Home Alabama
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Son of Samosa
The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie
Straw Hot Dogs
(Miso) SoupSashi Me
Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.
Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)
Herbie Goes Banana Fritters
... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?
Foo Yong Goodbye
The entire Curry On series
Lord of the Fries
[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?
Hamburger Hill, of course...
[UK] Yep.
Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly
[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?
The Basmati Professor
Rosemary's Gobi
Cat Aloo
When Curry Met Thali
[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.
(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars
Lassi Come Home
Chutney Chutney Bang Bang
[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang
Pie 'n M.A.S.H.
Shish Gotta Have It
Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.
Monty Python's Life of Biryani
A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg
Water Chestnutsworld
If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...
King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?
The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...
Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...
Beansprouts of Africa
The Madness of PeKing Duck
£6.50 A Head All-You-Can-Eat Buffet The Vampire Slayer
WasaBean
Kofta and Cigarettes by Jim Jarmushy Peas
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
Broken Arrow-matic Crispy Duck
The Name of the Rose of India
Bring Me The Order That Alfredo Garcia Phoned In Half An Hour Ago
That's more like it. Meat and Potato P'A.I.
Battered Green Tomatoes A prequel...
The Italian Job
California Sweet
The Cider House Roux
[Software] Do they have a better class of takeaway in the Channel Islands? :-)
Dahl M For Murder
The Long Good Fried Rice
Still Jalfrezi
V for Vindaloo
Hoi Sin City
Tom Soya
Keema Largo
A Connecticut Yankee in King Pratha's Court
The Bok Choy Luck Club
Octo-sushi
Some Like it Hot [UK] you bet! :o)
For a Few Dollops More
Dial M for Free Delivery
One Of Our Cats Is Missing
The Postman Always Brings Rice
Stop! Or My Mom Will Bamboo Shoot!
Annie, Get Your Moo Goo Gai Pan
Get Roti
Chicken and Sweetcorn Souperman
Fancy a Russian? Bortsch Kasha and the Sunflower Seeds
Kevin and Peri-Peri Chicken Go Large
City of Soy
Uncommon Gyros
Slices of The Lamb
Shishkeb Abt
Phyllo-delphia
Educating Raita
The Magnificent Seven, Forty-Three, Twenty-Six, and an Egg Fried Rice
The Devil Says Paratha
300 Special Chop Suey.
Tikka la Mockingbird
The good, the bad and the egg roll.
Moo Shoo Ado About Nothing
Never Satay Never Again
Uncle Tom Yum's cabin
Peggy Sue Got Calamarried
Lord of the Fries
The French Fry Connection
This one seems to have had a good run for its money, what do you think?
Goodbye Mr Chips
[moroni] I couldn't have put it better myself.
The Cabinet of Dr Calamari
The Last Chicken Wing of Scotland
Doner No
Kebabel
The Naan from UNCLE
Chronicles of Naania
Naan But The Brave
Conaan the Destroyer
The Flame Trees of Tikka
OK I'll suggest one then: Disc Jockeys' Film Club
The Color Deep Purple
The Sting
Disky Business
Smashey and Nicey Go Large
Brewster's Marillions Anyone seen Uncle Korky?
Last Kinks of Scotland
Scratch 22
The Fourth Procol Harum
I Am Sam Brown
The Last Emperor Rosko
Being John Peel
Meat Loaf Actually
Chris Evans Can Wait
Crying Fluff Freeman
Herman's Hermits A Wonderful Life
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Jensen
Kenny & Cash
[IS,P] I have! :-) Twas a week off from work that done it, guv!
Naked Wogun
[UK] Welcome back! Bum - I was preparing Paint Your Wogan
The Steve Wright Stuff
The War Of The Guns 'n' Roses
Bring Me The Radiohead of Alfredo Garcia
The Keane Mutiny
Doctor Hook and the Daleks
[UK] Shurely Dr. Who and the Medics sings: goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
[IS,P] I'll just counter with The Who and the Daleks, then! :-)
[UK] I'll see yours and raise Dr. Who and Orchestral Manovres in the Dark
Bugger. Manoeuvres. Mind you, Amazon also has Manouevres.
Platune
Dude, Where's My Carpenters?
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sigue Sigue Sputnik (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Monkee Business
The Police Academy
Bowling for Souperman
Wizzard of Oz
Deacon Blue Velvet
Slayer Cake
BeeGees John Malkovich [UK] Bit confused by your Souperman one...
Supertramp Returns God forbid
The Peter Pan of Pop's Labyrinth [IS,P] Combo of Bowling for Soup (excellent band) and Superman (no explanation needed!). :-)
Wogan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Whitesnake on a Plane
This is Vinyl Tap
Funeral for Berlin
Kill Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
Pitch Black Sabbath
Erasurehead
The Climie Fisher King
King Creole and the Coconuts
Tango & Johnny Cash
Elton John Malkovich
Little Cornershop of Horrors
The Man Who Would Be King Crimson
[UK] This one seems to have taken off nicely. We do tend to dominate, though, don't we. Maybe other people actually do work...?
[IS,P] Yes indeedy. As for domination, I agree we tend to play the majority of moves, but we don't do this in any other game, and those who play along with us have not made any objections that I've noticed (at least, not recently...). Work? A four-letter word, if ever there was one!
Men They Couldn't Hang 'em High
Twelve Angry Men Without Hats
The Good Charlotte, The Bad Manners, and The Ugly Kid Joe
Nine to Five Star
Available Four Weddings and a Funeral, Barmitzvahs and Engagement Parties
Jules et Jimmy Saville
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
The Remains of Green Day
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
How The Go West Was Won
Peter, Paul and Mary Poppins
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & the Seven Year Tich
The Masque of the Red Megadeth
The Invisible Manfred Mann
O Brotherhood of Man Where Art Thou? rhetorical
Uncle Buck's Fizz
Adam and the Antz
Bauhaus of Wax
Die A-Ha'd
Titanik Kershaw
Full Metallica Jacket
From Russia With Love City Groove
of the SpiderwomanBugrit. That was KISS of the Spiderwoman
Napalm Death of a Salesman
The Inxs File
A-Ha Day's Night
Sweet Radio Caroline
Alice Cooper In Wonderland. Sounds interesting, actually.
Men In Black Sabbath [UK] I know you've done a Black Sabbath one, but I don't care!
[IS,P] Well, if we're allowing variants, I'm gonna have The Incredible Melting Manfred Mann
...and The Manfred Mann Who Fell To Earth (Band)
[UK] OK. A Sade's Night
Sky Freedom
Prefab Sprout of Africa
The Crazy World of Mrs Brown
ZZ Top Gun
E.T. Rex
Tom & Gerry Rafferty
Nickelback to the Future
Jeff Beck to the Future
Nat King Cole Mountain
Monty Python's Life of Bryan Adams
The Mamas & The Papassage to India
Aladdin Moyet
Chas and Dave and Ted and Alice
The War Of The Wurzels
[UK] Do you think people are put off by the amount of posting you and I do in here? I know Chalky is - she's not been seen here this year.
[UK] Do you think we sacrifice quality on the altar of quantity? I'm undecided - but there's rarely a 'LOL' (probably because nobody can post a word in edgewise). I rather liked Softers' A-Ha Day's Night.
A Bridge U2 Far [IS,P] You could well be right - and you certainly are about Chalky. In my defence, as I said above, this is the only game I do this in, and I really appreciate the opportunity to do something approaching 'quickfire'. In addition, there are a number of games across the morniverse that I "don't get" or find too complicated, so I just leave them alone. Whilst I'm not saying that this justifies altering the gameplay here, I don't see games being tinkered with to draw in the greatest possible number of players. It's always nice to find a popular game, but any that is 'active' - certainly to this extent! - should surely exist on its own merits.
Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Toyah Toyah Toyah [UK] Well, my big games are this one and 201: A Google Odyssey in Another Place. I don't play more than a couple of moves in straight MC games 'cos these new rulesets are a joke - everything was more straightforward in my day. Nice "Bridge U2 Far", btw.
The PaulSimon Adventure And Ernest Borgnena for Poseidon Two
Glengarry Glen Bros.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But The Girl
Ben Hur. King [nfras, Kim] OOOH! I wet 'em!
The Madness of King George
Modern Romancing the Stone
Shooting Fish
The Madness of Boy George
Clash
Supersize Mica Paris
North Sea Hijacksons
Van Halensing
Stevie in Wonderland
Nuns on the Runrig
Dead Again or Alive
Face//ATribeOfToffs sings: John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman
Let Him Have It Bites
Smilla's Sense of Snow Patrol
Carry Europe The Khyber. Best place for 'em
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Ending
Battle Beyond The Starship
Teenwolfmother
Teenage Mutant Tina Turner
BananaSyriana
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon
The Picketywitches of Eastwick
Where Eagles Dare Welcome to the Hotel California
Good Will Young Hunting
RickAstley Rich
I Showaddywaddy Did Last Summer
The Boomtown Desert Rats
Big Momma's Crowded House
Arctic Monkey Business
An American Steppenwolf in London
Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Transvision Vampire
Drivetime Miss Daisy
Rush Hour
Enter The Soup Dragons
Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
.....or, alternatively, H(ELP)!
Twisted Sister Act
The Jesus & Mary Chainsaw Massacre
Rita, Sue and Bob, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch, too.
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
The Queen
Freddy Mercury vs Jason
Friday the 13th Part Fun Boy Three
surprised no-one's thought of this before... Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia
[Irg] Or Night of the Grateful Dead
Squeeze-y Rider
Paint Your REO Speedwagon
Beautiful South Park. The Movie O My God They Killed Kenny Rogers!
Walk the Patsy Cline
[IS,P] Kenny Rogers - arf, arf! :-)
Drop Dead Right Said Fred
The Big Country Lebowski
Milli Vanilli Sky
Elvis and Costello Meet The Mummy
Freddie Mercury Got Fingered - quite plausible, really...
Snoop Doggy Dogg Day Afternoon
Bjork to the Future
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Wonder Boys
Smokey Robinson and The Bandits
Glengarry Diana Ross
[irach] BZZZZT! on the Herbie Hancock one.
Woodstock and Two Smoking Barrels
Hot Chocolat
Status Quo Vadis
The Last Temptations of Christ
The Osbourne Supremacy
Agnetha and Björn and Benny and Anni-Frid
The Opposite of the Sex Pistols
Three Men Look Like a Little Lady
Charlatans' Angels
Puff Daddy Day Care
Vanilla Ice Age haven't understood Phil's yet
[IS,P] Phil's is the first we've had to pun a film title, I believe: a collision between the film Three Men and a Baby, and Aerosmith's hit "Dude Look Like A Lady". Of course, I could be horribly wrong about this...
[UK] I gotcha, not DJs or bands but actual tracks? This could be a looong game.
When Harry Chapin Met Sally
Charles Aznavour Weddings & A Funeral
Oops, looks like I drifted a little off topic - it was actually a combination of said Aerosmith song and the sequel, "Three Men and a Little Lady"
Sacha Distel Momma the Babysitter's Dead [Phil] No problem. Nobody said 'stick to artists', but people are more likely to have heard of artists perhaps than individual tracks.
[Phil; IS,P] Just seen the blunders in my post above - I meant to describe the combo as Phil has done (but got myself tangled), and I've realised I should have said "the first we've had to pun a song title. *slaps forehead*
Get Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
[UK] We'll have to have a Morningtoneers Film Club - Get Korky.
[I Say, Oh, Mr Porter] I've a funny feeling it's been done, a few years back, in another place...
[UK] You may be right.
Things to do in Denver When You're One of the Grateful Dead's Roadies
Gorillaz in the Mist
Hannibal Corpse
The Trouble With Debbie Harry
(Fine Young) Cannibal Run
Five Star Chamber
The Manilow Too Much
The Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Guns n Roses of Navarone
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
Glengarry Glitter Glen Ross
The Whole Nine Yards - Not 'Alf!
Lost Pet Shop Boys
Two Little Lost Boys
Mott the Hoople Dreams
To Pete Tong-Fu: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar
Cahill U.S. Marshall Stack
Spice Girls are Easy
The Inspiral Carpetbaggers
Never Say Nirvana Again
One Of Our Dinah Shores is Missing
From Demis Rouusos With Love
Status Quo Vadis
Ben Harper Hur
Iron Maiden Eagle
Bring Me The MotorHead of Alfredo Garcia
In the Line of Earth, Wind and Fire
Men in Black Sabbath
Stuart Little River Band
Radiohead Days
Shamen in Black
KC and the Sunshine Band of the Spotless Mind
Runrig Lola Run
Run DMC Lola Run
The Green Limahl
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Duran-Duranner
Edward Scissor-Sisters
Wow, slow morning at work or what?
Fleetwood Mac To the Future
Annie Lennox Get Your Gun
Carly Top
Sinatra City
The Man from Garf-U.N.K.E.L
[irach, nfras] Wow.
Indeed!
The Sandie Shawshank Redemption
There's Something About Mary J Blige
I do feel, however, that if you've time to post 33 entries you've time to check your duplicates viz Men in Black Sabbath and Status Quo Vadis.
The Beach Boys from Brazil
A Salt 'n' Pepa on Precinct 13
Deep Purple Throat
Pepsi & Shirley Valentine
Get Cape Fear, Wear Cape Fear, Fly
*can't be arsed to read nfras' takeover bid so apologises in advance for any duplication* The Barron Knights at the Museum
[Phil] You don't have to, just 'expose more, and do a search for 'museum' and you'll find you're the first. It's a crap film, im(naa)ho.
Del Amitri in Saint Louis
The Righteous Brothers Grimm With Heath LedZep.
I've always thought Heath Ledger was some huge book they have at the National Trust.
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Meatloaf Me in St Louis Armstrong (apologies, IS,P!)
[UK] Eh?
[IS,P] Apologising for nicking your St Louis idea (above), and turning it to my own purposes! Beyond the Valley of the Goo Goo Dolls
Double points with Mica Paris, Texas
Billy Ocean's 11 *bored at work*
T. Rexorcist
Can I have Marc Bolan for Columbine?
[UK] But not bored enough to have a go at AVMA 2?
[IS,P] To be honest, I'm a bit stumped on that at the moment... I'll have another gander, and see if anything springs to mind...
Robin Gibb: Prince of Thieves
Me, Myself, and Irene Cara
Isley Brothers Where Art Thou? Rhetorical (you've done this one - Ed.)
Three Men and Abba Bee
Gorky Park's Zygotic Mynki
Power Station Zebra Robert Palmer? Blech!
[IS,P] Was Robert Palmer in The Power Station? I thought that was one of the offshoots when Duran Duran split...
Breakfast at Tiffany
The Blue Oyster Cult Lagoon
[UK] I make it a rule to always Wiki before displaying my ignorance on here - i.e. I Wiki and then display my ignorance on here. Power Station = Robert Palmer (he of the Sledgehammer) + Two Duran Durannies (John and Andy Taylor) + some bloke out of Chic (Tony Thompson) on drums. doesn't sing: "get it on, bang a gong, get it o-on".
I should note that Sledgehammer is Peter Gabriel. Just displaying my ignorance.
[IS,P] I hardly ever Wiki - my blunders are 100% original! :-)
Aphex Twins
add n to xXx
Hello, Dolly Parton
Battlefield: Eartha Kitt
Pushing Tin Tin Out
The Thompson Twins of Evil
I definitely don't want to make this a one-player game! Is it time to change topic?
[UK] There's life in the old dog yet.
Black Lace Ventura: Pet Detective
Joe Dolce Vita whassa matta you, hey?
The Sound Of Musical Youth
NBA Jam goin' underground
[IS,P] Glad to hear it! :-)
Queen of the Damned Two points!
Sky Captain Sensible and the World of TomPetty. Three points please.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondie
[IS,P] Excellent! Can we break the four point barrier?!
Harold & Kumar Go To Paul Hardcastle
[UK] Not my objective. Just trying to find some humour. The more crowbarring the less humorous, afaics.
Nosferatu vNoise
Last Ben E. King of Scotland
Peter Cetera's Friends
How to get Talking Heads in Advertising
Monte Carlo or Busted
Which, of course, cannot go without being partnered by Those Magnificent Men in their McFlying Machines
UK] ..and indeed Chitty Chitty Cheep Cheep Bang Bang
[Irg] LOL! Blood Jim Diamond.
Foreigner Few Dollars More
John Grisham's The Firm Star Trekkin' across the universe
The Lost LoBoys para balair la Bamba
... gets carried away... MARRS Attacks Pump up the volume!
Horror, anyone? SAW. That's Stock, Aitken, Waterman.
Sinitta City
Red Sonia
Anna KaBombalurina. Itsy Witsy teeny weeny... etc.
Sands of Iwo Jim Steinman
[UK] Simply Red Sonia would've got you two points...
[IS,P] Aargh! Of course! :-)
The Matrix: Toploadered
George Michael of the Jungle Presumably loitering near the watering hole...
Middle of the Road Trip who were the band behind the song 'chirpy chirpy cheep cheep' mentioned above
Glenngarry Glen Medeiros. Nothing's gonna change my love for you
That geordie classic Blurn Awa'. Oops. Too many ns in Glengarry.
New Kids on 16 Blocks
The James Last Samurai
Hackers Bilk
Chaka Demus & Pliers Liar!.
One Flew Over The Cutting Crew's Nest
Deep Blue Something's Gotta Give.
Dr Strangelove - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombalurina
Pretty in Pink Floyd
Trois Couleurs: Moody Blues
Monty Python and the Hollies' Grail
Four Tops Gun
Evanescence Can Wait
A Simple Mind
Shakespear's Sister in Love
T'Pau A Mockingbird
The Third Manic Street Preacher
Vanilla Skylie
The Fifth Elvis
The Wishbone Ash Collector
PhilaCollinsphia
KajagoogU-571
Jason Donovan and The Argonauts
Scootch Me if You Can
Aswad in the Stone
Le retour HouseMartin Guerre
Resident Eval Doonican
NSYNC the Bismarck
DumBo Diddley
Tom O'Con-Air
What's he ever sung? Scratch that.
Des O'Con-Air. That's more like it.
Elf Presley
[UK] huh?
I Said Fred Green Tomatoes
Yanni and Clive
Elvis Costello's Mandolin
Future Shakira
Tupac To The Future
Lordi of the Wings
The Manfred Man That Fell To Earth Band
[Inkspot] *Bzzzt!* Sorry - that was one of mine! :-)
Rambo: First Mud
The Fugeesus of Nazereth
Spice Girls On A Plane [UK]Whooops! that's what you get for not paying attention and joining a game late.
Anderson Bruford Wakeman & Howe the west was won
The Day The Verve Stood Still
Marc Cohneheads
U 2 Mama Tambien A film by Marc Almondovar
*groans*
Living in a Boxing Helena
This has been going two solid weeks, time for a change?
[IS,P] I concur! It's been a good harvest, but pickings were getting harder towards the end. Next topic please!
How about movies for Physicists, Mathematicians and Nerdy Scientists ?
American Pi
infinity
Vector Victoria
Radius of the Lost Arc
Mad Max Planck
Stephen Hawking the Slayer
Look Who's Hawking
Hawking Tall
Men In Black Holes
The Matrix
A Brief History of Time Bandits
Haw King of Scotland
Eric Sykes' The Planck
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About x (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Misse=mc2pee Burning
Quark the Line. Couldn't do Raiders of the Lost Quark
Born Free Radicals
Last tangent in Paris
Schrödinger's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Joule in the Crown
Ohm Alone
Quiet today, isn't it. Is everyone on holiday? Lucky buggers.
If, And Only If
The Prime Number of Miss Jean Brodie
Pi r2 of the Caribbean
Last Theorem in Paris
Gallileolipoli
Butch Casssidy and the Sundance Euclid
Ice Babbage
The Carl Sagans of Navarone
A Private Function (sic)
θ, μ And Bob, Too
Broadway Logarithm
0.069756473744125300775958835194143 (The sin of Four)
The Sum Of All Vectors
The Importance Of Being Ernest Rutherford
There's Something About Marie Curie
Oppenheimat
The Seventh Sine
Wait Until Quark
Young Frank Einstein
The Nerd Man of Alcatraz
Where Googols Dare
Mobius Dick
My Cosine Vinny
Tangentlemen of Verona
Asymptotal Recall
Silence of the λ
Heaven's Logic Gate
The Loneliness of the Long Division Runner
Helix the Cat
Equation of the Body Snatchers
Fermi Few Dollars More
Love Hertz
Ampz
The Psi Who Loved Me
From Röntgen With Love
Cosine Royale
Goodπ Lenin
δy/δx Men
Where E=MC²
[IS,P] Sorry - didn't get any of your last three! Difficult round, this one!
Logma
How Green Was My Function
Zeta: Warrior Princess
Where Eagles Square
[UK] Goodpi Lenin is a great film. dy by dx men stars patrick stewart but you won't get it unless you did calculus at school. Where e=mc^2 is where eagles dare. They're not funny if you have to explain em.
The Flame Trees of θ
∫Mile
sin(City)=cos(π/2 - City)
[IS,P] Fairy nuff! Only got through my O-level because of algebra and trigonometry - all this other stuff's way over my poor little head! :-)
[UK] Flame trees of theta (Thika); Integrate/Mile (8Mile); Sin City (obviously). I was simply going to post "cos(π/2 - City)" but thought it might be a bit too cunning. I note you coped easily with "theta, mu and bob too"...
The Peano
[IS,P] Proud to say I got your Flame Trees! But I can't even find your Bob one!
Ratioklahoma
[UK] That's cos it was Kim's Bob one, yesterday at 12:26.
The Spiral Who Came In From The Cold
x3
Σ All Fears
Of mus musculus and homo sapien
The Fantastic 100
11111000000
Lost in Extrapolation
Room with a Peer Review
The Cruel C++
Das Reboot
Hocus Locus
The Wizard of Odds
Kelvin 505.928
The Delta Force
Zorba The Geek
The Sum Also Rises
Density of Joy
Along the Great Divide
[nfras] Had to use a calculator to work out 11111000000! Excellent.
[nfras] I thought your Kelvin one was Fahrenheit 911, but that would be Kelvin 761.5, so you've lost me.
[ISP] Fahrenheit 451.
Root 66 (hmm, no Unicode allowed here? √66)
AuFinger
AgAdo
The Man in the Fe Mask
Jason and the Ar Auts
As and Old Lace
That's enough elements.
[Ed] I disagree! Sn Cup
Monster Zn
Rn Entebbe
Hg Rising
Si Valley
BASIC Instinct
Let's not get into IT Geeks' Film Club... At least, not yet.
The Avogadro's Constant Gardener
Kelvin and Perry Go Large
Galvani Get Your Gun
Sweet Ohm Alabama
Big Momma's Gauss
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Bernoulli
Inert Space
Sex, Alkalis and Videotape
Hello Polymer!
Das Square Root
The Indian in the Fume Cupboard
n1 - tricky one this. Prize for the first correct guess.
Pulp Fraction
The Old Curie's Shop
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Hexadecimal* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vampire Hunter PhD
Tesla of the D'Urbervilles
Absolute Power
Love Hertz
Atom's Rib
Fission Impossible
Weekend at Fermi's
Forever Young's Modulus
Maid in Manhattan Project
Milliken's Wake
Io Spy
Lord of the Saturn Rings
Saving Private Orion
Particle 99
Wallace and Comet
When Harry Met Halley
Europa Europa
Carlito's Milky Way
A Star Is Born
Snow and the Seven White Dwarfs
Star Way To Heaven
Love Starry
Storm of the Centauri
Ray
Raiders of the Lost Quark
Sun Like It Hot
Neon But the Brave
Moonstruck
No Crater Love
[irach] If you must post so many, at least check your duplicates. Please.
Comet to America
Io See Station Zebra
[irach] I don't think you know how irritating that is? I can't even be bothered to read through your posts to see if any of them are amusing. Hence, I can't be bothered to try and think up any of my own. Another player and I did that once (at least we took turns) and filled in a page or two of a game in half an hour. That was about 10 years ago. I cringe with shame now when I think of how crap an experience that must have been for everybody else.
Sorry. I guess nfras' 29 in a row did not offend (scroll above to DJs and rock artists) as much as mine. I guess different players, different rules?
For my sins, I tend to play first thing in the morning, which is from around midnight for most of you, and maybe add the odd comment at around 4pm (about 7am for you guys) so there is little interaction with other players. It is a bit disconcerting to arrive at work and find that there have been 200 moves since I last posted. Having said that, I know I am guilty of posting long lists of moves but it does tend to be the norm in this game. Should we maybe look at limiting the number of consecutive moves to 3 or 4?
Oh, just get on with it - I'm just a boring old fart who's going to abstain from this game till he cheers up.
Antares Born
John Wayne in - The Researchers
Other notable offenders to the general 'only post one or two' rule are myself and UK as, although we do 'only post one or two', we play ping pong during office hours and by the time irach or nfras get there it's thirty or forty new ones for them. We're trying to find somewhere else to play so we don't piss so many people off but no luck so far with the Lockisseum...
[IS,P!] Perhaps the four of you could meet up and do it like a panel game. I'd be willing to chair... sounds a good concept. Maybe Radio 4 would be interested.
[Tuj] Radio 4 already do it - just not very often. It can be one of the funniest ISIHAC rounds.
[All recent disputants] I'm as guilty as the next man of overposting (as long as the next man's I Say, Porter!). I do confess that the huge blocks by irach & nfras are a little overwhelming on first sight, but as this is a fast moving game only at certain hours of the day, I can appreciate the frustration of sitting on a raft of good moves with the possibility that you'll never get the opportunity to play them all 2 or 3 at a time. Having said that, let me just add:
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
And Cu3Zn2ed Off
[UK] Nice! Isn't it time for a change?
[IS,P] Cheers, guv! Indeed - seems an appropriate juncture. Any suggestions?
Just going to throw in Rancid Al before the buzzer goes!
[UK] Have you actually seen that?
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Bring Me The Mohammed Of Alfredo Garcia
Patriarch Games
[IS,P] 'fraid not - just remember the poster campaign. Wanted to catch it at the time, though, as I'm a big fan of Joseph Fiennes. Anyway, on with the game!
The Vicar Man
The Vicar Man
Papal Bull
Archbi Shop of Horrors
Bibel
Bishopric Up Your Ears
Priest is Priest
Preach for the Sky
Missionary Impossible
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Pulp Crucifixion
The Zion of Four
Ministers, Inc.
(Os)Iris
Rosary's Baby 'cos Cider with Rosary would be TV
Catholic on a Hot Tin Roof
Blue Jews
[UK] You don't half watch some rubbish.
I Know What You Did Last Sunni
Hide and Sikh
[IS,P] Please don't assume that my use of such titles implies that I've ever actually watched them! :-)
Curate Like Beckham
Curate Like Beckham
Amazon Women on the Moonies
Mormons From Outer Space I was toying with Throw Mormon From The Train
(Jehovah's) Witness
[IS,P] rofl - I was desperately trying to think of one for Mormons...
Rear Hindu
Rear Hindu
Psalm Like It Hot
[UK] I like Rear Hindu. Censer va Woman
Billy Buddha
Roman Catholic Holiday [IS,P] *grins*
Rite Club
Se7en (th day Adventists)
Krakatoa: Easter of Java
Moonquaker
Shi'as the One
An Anglican Werewolf in London
There's something about Hail Marys
Bahá'í Plains Drifter.
Rasta The Mohicans
The Longest Pray
Everything you always wanted to know about sects (but were afraid to ask)
Hello, Dalai!
Dude, Where's My Cardinal?
[UK] Eeek! This page has three posts that 'aint us. I'm going to fill up my Excel sheet for a bit...
[UK] Unless you want to play-by-email...
Then, when everyone's had a good go, we can chip in our faves.
That's not a bad idea! You'll have to use my work addy, though. I'll send it your way!
[UK] Get on with it, I've got twenty in my list already.
[IS,P] I already have - check your Hotmail!
[UK] I got plenty o' nothin'
[IS,P] Oh! T'was sent at about 3.15... Not to worry: try nick dot kirby, and, with an at, add that onto the front of lbbd dot gov dot uk and see if it gets through the corporate spam filter!
Sunni, I scud the Yids
The Mask of Zoroaster
Baha'i Baha'i Birdie [Phil] Let Baha'i-gones be Baha'i-gones : )
[irach et al] indeed
Agnostic and Old Lace
Carlito's Yahweh
Insh'allah Grave
101 Damnations
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
[Irg] So obvious it drove straight past my frontal lobes without me noticing! :-)
The Treasure of the Sierra Padre - makes me think of a cleric in a rusty Ford.
Roman Holy Day
When Hari Met Kali
The Druze Brothers
Bagger Vance Gita
The Italian Book of Job
Om Alone
[Irg] Re: Om Alone - LOOOL
Vicar Victoria
City Vicars
[Irg] Possibly even more obvious: Dude, where's Mecca?
Stand Up, Verger Soldiers
The Zen Commandments
Mosque O On The Hudson
Don't Talmud The Babysitter's Dead
Druid, Where's My Car oblig.
War of the Moses
There's Something About Mary
The Prince of Tithes
For Whom the Aya Tollahs
Taoister
Debbie Does Dalais
[UK] GUFFAW!
Catch Me If Wiccan
Pulpit Fiction
Shaman's Gotta Give
Saturday Night Shiva
Halo Dolly
Cleric the Viking
Odin-ary People
Loki and the Bandit
Nuns of Navarone
Monk Business
Wish You Were Herod
There's Something Abbot Mary
Te Deum The Races
Allah-din
Glengarry Glen Eros
One Jeh Ovah The Cuckoo's Nest
Big Vishnu
Cathedral Come Home
Minsters Inc. [UK] Thanks for the inspiration!
Mitre Joe Young
Iscariots of Fire
Jude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's Micah?
JuDas Boot
Raging Mullah
Beauty and the Priest
Shaman Who Knew Too Much
I ♥ Maccabees
Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist
[Phil] Coffee Spillage Alert!
Luke Who's Talking Now
The God Father
Barefoot In The Ark
Pan from U.N.C.L.E.
Look! Zeus Talking!
Jesu's Coming To Dinner
Sufi's Choice
Easy Tither
Bacchus to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wóden
I Know Quetzalcoatl You Did Last Summer
Frijja Willy
Diana the Day
Some Like It Gott
Hermes Goes Bananas
Salome Bombay
The Blues Brahmas
Saturn A Hot Tin Roof
Breakfast at Epiphany's
The Soma of '42
Mana in Black
Amon de Sources
To Osir-is, With Love
Praisin' Arizona
Educating Gita
[IS,P!] Fanks!
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
Ordinary Steeple
Magen David Copperfield
Gosford Ark
Jonah Lisa Smile
Caddy Meshach
I Am Psalm
Mr Holland's Opus Dei
1: Kings and 2: Kings (obviously the prequels to Three Kings)
The Silence of the Lamentations
So I Married an Acts Murderer
Joe's-Mary's Baby
Jezebels of San Angelo
Pope Floats
The Lost Goys
Mazelt//Off
[IS,P] :-)
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
An Officer and a Gentile Man
Sleepless in a Shtetl OK, not particularly religious...
Bend It Like Golem
Absence of Malachi
An Inconvenient Ruth
Bend It Like 'Becca
Lot's Stepford Wife
Martha, meet Sham, Ham and Japheth
The Cain Mutiny
The Silas of the Lambs
Haman Who Knew Too Much
Seven Dreidels for Seven Brothers
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Mary
Love, Honour and Obidiah
Reuben Arizona
Simeon to Watch Over Me
The Levi Daylights
Naphthali a Sunday
Dude, Isacchar
Asher the Titans
Dan Little Indians
Zebulun, Gad Friday
Benjamin Like Beckham
Judah, Where's my Car
The War Of The Josephs
That's the 12 tribes of Israel. Anyone fancy a new topic?
How about persons connected with Home construction (Architects, Plumbers,Electricians, Carpenters...)?
Suite Home Alabama
Delta Faucet
[irach] Well, we've already had Interior decorators half a dozen clubs ago, which covered most of these topics. Whilst your two are not duplicates, I can't see this one extending the Club very far, personally, and it'll be a bit of a pain to check duplicates...
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
How about POLITICIANS then?
Toy Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
West Side Tory
Stephen King's Christine (and Neil)
Blair of the White Worm
John Major League
Un-Commons Valor
Thatcher In The Rye
Lords of The King
Raiders of the Lost Chirac
The Big Chiltern Hundreds
Whig Momma's House
Harry Potter and the Order! Order! of the Phoenix
Kissing Rosemary's Baby
A Nightmare on Downing Street
Jack Straw Dogs
(although that could be considered a libellous statement)
My Left Michael Foot
Tango and Cash for Honours
Last Quango in Paris
Get Claire Shorty
Beyond the Valley of the Polls
Minority Report (sic)
The Water Marginal
The League of Honourable Gentlemen
The Hills Have Eyes To The Right
Catch Me If You Canvass
Wet Snide Tory
Gordon and Sarah and Tony and Cherie
Guess Who's Coming To No 10
King Congress
One Of Our Ballot Boxes Is Missing
Live and Let Diet
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Harvey Proctor
They Call Me MISTER Speaker!
Kremlins
Gandhi-man
Harold Smith Goes to Washington
Proportional Representation Zebra
Ice Cold in Alex Salmond
Putin On The Ritz
Hirohito's Way
Sinn Fein of the Fathers
Conservative Air
When A STRANGER! STRANGER! Calls
Rabin Hood
Evita es Bella`
Fall of the House of Representatives
Filibusters!
Gerrymander McGuire
Diebold Another Day
The Hansard of Orlac
The Parliament They Couldn't Hang
Two Jags for Mister Prescott
The Blair-Watch Project
Black Rod Down
Saddam Impact
Mackenna's Golda
Dumb and Duma
The Lawnmowlam Man
Bring Me the Hird of Alfredo Garcia
sorry, that should of course be Bring Me The Hurd of Alfredo Garcia
Robin Cook the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover did I get the punctuation correct?
Cheney Reaction
The Perfect Strom
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sleaze (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dáil M for Murder
Slush Fund with Dick and Jane
Kill Bill A favorite of Hillary's...
Some Ike It Hot
East of Anthony Eden
Enemy of the Statesman
Harry Potter and the Upper Chamber of Secrets featuring Lower House Elf Lobby.
An Officer and the Right Honorourable Gentleman for Antrim
CamerOn Golden Pond
A. Merkel on 34th Street
Nasser, With Love
Bright Lights, Big Idi
Sadat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fidel On The Roof
Motion's Eleven
Das Boothroyd
Tin Coup
Body Heath
Victory Atlee
Howard's Allende
To Czar, With Love
Robin Cook, The Milk Thief, The Supportive Wife, And The Gay Lover - could be considered a potted history of British politics over the last 20 years.
Truman Romance
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Fianna Fáil a Few Dollars More
Monster Raving Loonies Inc.
Lib Dem from Navarone
Trudeau Grit
Coal Miners' Botha
Brezhnev-er say Never Again
Educating Tito
The Wizard of Broz
The Whig Sleep
How To Lose Your Deposit In 10 Days
Harry Potter and the Chamberlain Secrets
Enemy At The Gaitskell
The Madness of Lloyd George
Honey, I Shrunk The Majority
Swing Creole
She's Gotta Have Pitt the Younger
Primary Colors
Husting Arizona
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Time for a new topic, anyone?
[UK] How about Teachers, Professors, Principals and Miscellaneous Educators?
Bring Me The Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia High
irach] You beauty!
irach] You beauty!
Driving Miss Crazy
4th Graders of the Lost Ark
The Story of 'O' Levels
Midnight in the Kindergarten of Good and Evil
Ofsted Fred [Irg] I like "Driving Miss Crazy". Nicely done.
I Eg Sam
Flunking Arizona
[irach] Excellent - just the topic I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
Sir Crazy
Les Bicyle Sheds de Belsize
TruAntz
Homework Alone
Men in Blackboard
Sweet Home Economics
Chalk The Line
The Cane Mutiny
Force Ten Times Table From Navarone
Dunce Upon A Time In The West
Straw Dogs Chewed My Homework
Naked Packed Lunch
Monsters' Ink Monitor
Dinner Lady and the Tramp
Raging Bully
Amo - Amas - Amat - Amamas - Amatis - A Man For All Seasons
Pushing LaTin
Metalwork Shop Of Horrors, also Woodwork Shop of Horrors. I was shite at both.
Canteenwolf
Field Trip of Dreams
Thesis Spinal Tap
3/10 See Me, Myself and Irene
Breaking Class
Panic Staffroom
Schoolhouse Rock
Sports Day Of The Triffids
PlaygroundHog Day
Classroom With A View
Schoolmasters of The Universe
From Satchel
Mine Ornery Report
Of Mice and Mensa - Mensa - Mensam
Mr Chips Goes to Washington
The Prefect Storm
Ocean's Eleven Plus
Baccalauréat to the Future
About a Stupid, Lazy Boy
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven GCSEs
Degreen Mile
What's Eton Gilbert Grape?
Broken Harrow
Behaving Radley
East of Eton
Sorbonne Golden Pond
Princeton of Tides
Yale House Rock
Harvard's End
Bowling for Columbia
The Penn Commandments
An Ivy League Of Their Own
Confiscate and Leopold
A Cambridge Too Far
The Truth About Cats and Pedagogues
The Last King of Scotland? Anyone? Anyone...? James VI. Next question...
[UK] LOL.
The Cruel CSE
[IS,P] Ta!
[IS,P] Ta!
Gordonstountouchables
Harrow Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where exam papers are kept
Ocean's 1st XI
The French Correction
Sleepless in Exam Season
High Detention
The Class Menagerie
The Birchman of Alcatraz
Raise The Red Lecturn
SATurday Night Fever
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
P.E.T.
[Irg] Thanks. Re:waiting Think how long I'm going to have to wait before I can use "I Know What You Did Last Supper"...
Sorbonne Free
Blackboard's Ghost
Look Who's Chalking Now
The M.I.T. Ducks
Invigilator 3: Examination Day
Proctor Zhivago
I am Exam
Ben Sir
Police Academics
Is this one flagging?
[IS,P] I fear so...
[UK] as soon as we start getting duplicates or near-duplicates (I ex am / I am exam), it's time to move on. Someone else's turn to choose.
How about The Soup Kitchen Film Club
For A Bowlful of Gruel
The Gruel Sea
Gruel Intentions
Like Watered Down Hot Chocolate
M.A.S.H.
Bring Me The Head of Cabbage of Alfredo Garcia
A Room With A Queue
Of Lice And Men
For a Fistful of Crumbs
Bag Lady and The Tramp
Soupless in Seattle
Homeless Alone
Broke, & Back on the Mountain
Room With A Stew
Kitchen Run
The Handout That Rocks The Ladle
GoldenEye-tinerant
Passage To Indigent
Hand-Out of Africa
Big Issues in Little China
Bring me some Bread for Alfredo Garcia
Roofless People
Cardboard Boxing Helena
The Hand-outs of Orlac
Salvation Army of Darkness
Stench of a Woman
Rash of the Titans
The Seven Yaer Itch
The Cruel Flea
Flophouse Rock
High Streets Drifter
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum
The Adventures of Sherlock Homeless
Brassic Off
Went The Day Welfare?
Grosse Pointe Blanket
The Unbearable Shiteness of Being
A Night Not To Remember
[Phil] Nice.
Wall Street-drinker [IS,P!] Ta
Black Hawk Down and Out
The Bums of Navarone
The Cider/Louse Rules
Sleeping Under The Bridges of Madison County
Goodwill Hunting
The Man Who Queued too Much
Peter Panhandle
Wino What You Did Last Summer
Any Which Way But Booze
The Doss-House Rules
Inebriate Mile
East of Moth-eaten
The Hoarse Whisperer
Boogeyman Nights
The Thin Bread Line
Bin Trek 3: The Search for Scotch
Hobo Lone
A Night in the Cells
The Dirty, Dossin'
Electric Duck Soup
How Green is my Bedding?
[UK] Electric Duck?
Peter Panhandler
[IS,P] OK - I thought that one might fall flat! A collision between the Marx Bros' film "Duck Soup", and a slang term for high-power lager, "Electric Soup".
Electric Soup is "a slang term for high-power lager". Not a very widely used one, methinks. On another subject, is this one flagging at all?
I believe it may be a particularly Caledonian term. Yes, this one's flagging greatly.
Caledonian, eh? How about SCOTS Film Club.
[IS,P] See yoo, Jimmy! Loch Ness In Anger
[UK] I was expecting Loch Ness and Two Smoking Barrels
Kilt Bill
Look Back in Angus
I concede! :-) Romancing the Stone of Scone
Reach for the Skye
The Great Muppet Caber
Clash of the Tartans
Bring Me The Edinburgh of Alfredo Garcia
The Forth Protocol
Born On The Forth Of July
Firth Blood
Never on A Dundee
Ye Tak' The High Road An' I'll Tak' The Low Road To Perdition
Loch Ness Monsters Inc.
Orkney the Slayer
Deep-Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café
Holyrood Ending
The Hunt for Plaid October
Sporran Correspondent
[irache] I got 9 Hitchcock films for 99 Eurocents a few months back (eleven cents each! cheap.), including some obscure ones I'd never seen. Genius.
Bonnie Prince Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dumb and Dumfries
Erin Brogue-ovich
Fort William The Bronx.
The Witches of Prestwick.
Con Ayr
The Highland of Dr Moreau
Whisky Business
Nessie Come Home
Haggis Who's Coming to Dinner
Och Aye, Robot
The Irn-Bru Man
The African Queen of the South
Alloa Dolly
Curling Arizona
Gleneagles Glen Ross
Dude, Where's My Carnoustie? oblig.
Kill Marnock
(briga)Dune [UK] LooooL!
Ben Nevis Say Ben Nevis Again [IS,P] Ta! Loved the witches.
The Dead Ullapool Oddly enough, quite an accurate description if I recall the place correctly
Went The Day Motherwell?
Ye cannae change the laws o' physics Jimanji
Smoked Scottish Salmon to Watch Over Me (as opposed to Scottish Smoked Salmon...)
Salmond's Gotta Give OOH! Bit o' politics.
Mighty Morphin' Power Celtic
Arf! Arf!
The Gretna Green Mile
Me, Myself, and Iona
The Remains of the Tay
Dumbarton: Special Agent
Braveheart and Coronets
(Greyfriars) Bobby
John Logie Baird on a Wire
(Auld Lang) Signs
Wullie Wonka and the Jocklate Factory
The Grampiano
Burns Night of the Iguana
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
20,000 Largs Under The Sea
Leith-al Weapon
The Madness of Kingussie
Bonnie in Clyde
The Spey Who Loved Me
This Island Perth
Get Shortbready
Deep Fried Mars Barttacks
From Mull
Stanley Baxter the Future
Connery Majesty's Secret Service
Och, tae...., pussy!
Dee Another Day
The Blair Atholl Project
Crocodile Dunfermeline
Moragtime
Fife Is Beautiful
Cairgormenghast
The Pitlochry and the Pendulum
Never Spey Never Again
Burns Night Supperman
One Flew Oban The Cuckoo's Nest
Star Trek III: The Search for Sp'Och with WilliTam O'Shatner
Stonybridge over the River Kwai for Absolutely fans.
The Beast With Fife Fingers
El Gin
A Kelvinbridge Too Far
A Nightmare on Sauchiehall Street
A different slant: Bring me the heid of Alfredo Garcia
Meet the Peebles
Forfar Few Dollars More
Funeral In Bairlinnie
Kincardinontopia
...without the 3rd "n"
Dyce Station Zebra
Robert the Bruce Almighty
Whisky Business. [UK] re: Bruce - Dammit, that's in my excel sheet.
Thistle Down The Wind.
Lulu Who's Talking
Kaledonia
[IS,P] He he! BTW, I have to Bzzzt you for Whisky Business on behalf of irach.
Flash Gordonstoun
Debbie does Dalwhinnie
[UK] Arse.
Play Shinty For Me
Curling for Columbine
The Madness of King James
One Flew Over the Grouse's Nest
Glengarry Glenfiddich
The Drambusters
The Black Watch Project
Tom Cruise in The Old Firm
Die Ardrossan (and Die Ardrossan Twa, etc.)
Die Anoth Airdrie
Partick Stewart in Ochs Men
Dude - Where's My Arrochar?
[IS,P!] "shinty" made me laugh
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
The Cruel Sea You Jimmy [Phil] Thx.
Monster's Balmoral
The Land Before Tam O'Shanter
Glasgow West, Young Man
Original Dunsinane
Bannockburn, Hollywood, Bannockburn
Caledonian of the Wild
Woodstoch
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Barlinniebarella
Stalled again?
Ok how about
The Winter Sports Film Club
[Irouléguy] Thanks. Very well and very busy!
Fun With Nordic and Jane
Don't Look Snow
Fjord Consideration
Fjord Eyes Only
Dirty Ice Dancing
Tundra With Nordic Again
The Trail of The Lonesome Alpine
The Secret Val Gardena
I've been away for a while. I'll shut up now. Hello everyone!
Don't Luge Now
Curling for Columbine
The Cruel Ski
The Curling Fields
[Botherer] Hello again!
[Botherer] Hello again!
Rita, Sue and Bobsleigh
The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain
Ice Hockey Station Zebra
Where Eddie The Eagle Dares
Slalom Bombay
Hunt For Sled October
Pretty In Rink
Bring Me The Sled of Alfredo Garcia
Toboggan Never Dies
The Cresta Running Man
Ice Dance In Alex
Carlito's Sleigh
Ice Skating Zebra [Botherer] Indeed you have been away a good while, and indeed you are back again, and you are most welcome.
Snowball Fight at the OK Corrall
Sk8 Mile
White Men Can't Ski Jump
Das Ski-Boot
Biathlon Man
Doctor Sno.
Enter the Tobaggan
Frost on Space [Botherer] Been anywhere interesting? ;)
Moulin Luge
Any Which Way But Luge
Kiss Me Skate
Slalom's Lot
Salopette Cemetery
Cresta Run, Lola, Run
ScoobSki-doo [nfras] Shurely Run, Cresta, Run?
The Englishman who Climbed up a Hill But Skied Down a Mountain
[irach] Not too dissimilar from Korky's "The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain" but not quite close enough to BZZZZT!
Eddie the Eagle has Landed
Les Triplettes de Torville & Dean
Moguls are Easy
Whistler on the Roof
Freestyle Willy
Smilla's Sense of Snowboarding
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
The Skate Escape
Sergeant Salko
I was expecting this to have more legs.
The Zamboni Collector
Uncle Puck
True Lycra
I Know What You Did Last Winter
Winter Holiday
Winter in New York
Curl-y Top
Winter the Dragon
Easy Slider
Scarf-Face
War and Piste
The Blizzard of Oz
White-Out of Africa
Ski Sunday - Bloody Ski Sunday!
Rita, Sue and Bob-ble Hat
The Rink Panther
Freezin' Arizona
Speed Skating
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
I Know Where You Spent Last Summer
Scent ErParks Woman
Pontins, Texas
Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
Haven Private Ryan
A Man For All Hoseasons
Bonn Free
Pack Up Your Duffles
Saga Tour of Duty
Me, My Self Catering and Irene
The Thin Red Coat
Bring Me The Head Of Thomas Cook
Easyjet Rider
Ryanair's Daughter
The Witches of Gatwick
Terminal Travelocity
Kuoni Vadis [UK] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks!
Quat Quomen Quantas
Peter Pan Am
[IS,P] :-)
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
Con Aer Lingus
ABTA Pupil
Tora Tora Perator
[UK] Gandalf the Nazi, interesting concept.
The Man Who Flew Too Much
North By Northwest
Jumbo
Airbus Stop
Hello Orly
Bring Me The Stanstead Of Alfredo Garcia
My Airfare Lady
Commission Impossble
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
The Return Ticket of the King
BarMarbella
Ice Hotel Zebra
XXXPedia
Boeing Human
Boeing John Malkovich
Virgin Atlantic Suicides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Excursion of the Black Pearl
Bed & Breakfast at Tiffany's
Booking Miss Daisy
Cathay Come Home
Happily Ever ABTA
JAL House Rock
The Return Ticket of the King
What the ...Sorry, folks!
Salem's Aeroflot
The Fuel Surcharge of the Light Brigade
Every Which Way But Lins
All-Inclusive On The Western Front
Awayday of the Triffids
Weekend Getaway Carter
EuroStar Wars
Have we done this one to death?
Cabin Fever
A Touch of First Class
What The Butlins Saw
Return of The Red Eye
Raiders of The Lost Bag
The Loneliness of the Long-Haul Traveller
Con Air Miles
Born Frequent Flyer
The Fly-Drive
All change. Films scheduled for the Naturists Film Club
Coogan's Buff
Nine and a Half Streaks
Tango and Flash
Bumcrackatoa, East of Java
The Shipping Nudes
Naked Lunch
Barebareella
Dude - Where's my clothing?
Meat & Two Veg Me In St Louis
Indecent Exposure
The Last Emperor's New Clothes
Clear and Present Dangler
A Streaker Runs Through It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - that was easy.
Road Strip
My Bare Lady
The Man Who Showed too Much
A Few Nude Men - [UK] Clear and Present Dangler, genius.
Five Children and Tits
Free Willy
Undressed to Kill
Ice Station No Bra
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Nakid
Topless In Seattle
My Best Friend's Birthday Suit
Rebel without A Blouse
Starkers the Otter nfras - cheers!
Best on Show
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Beaver Pitch
Naked Guns
Whoops - forgot the bold, there!
Howard's Rear End
The Longest Sway
The Wicker-imprint Man
Stop, or my Mom will Faint
Breezy Strider
Some Like It Off
Where Regals Bare
Naked Bun
They Startle Horses, Don't They?
Fanny by Gaslight
A Hole in the Rabbit-Proof Fence
Catch-your-Death Wish II
Frigid Zones' Diary
The Devil Wears Nada
Arse Attacks!
Jack the Stripper
Snatch!
Cock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels
The Arse That Ate Paris
The Pelican Without Briefs
Gangs of Nude York
The Arse Menagerie
The Nipples Connection
The Trouble With Hairy
Sponge Bob- No Pants: The Movie
The Loin King
Jack's Ass
Jap's Eye of the Beholder
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
No Socks Please, We're British
Coldtitz [UK] Nada - genius. [SM] Nipples Connection? What movie is that supposed to be?
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
No Keks Please, We're British
How The Breast Was Sunned
Moon Struck
King Dong
The Brazilian Job [I'm still crying with laughter at "My Big Greek Wedding Tackle"]
Try not to stare at the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brothers Getyakitov
Star Kers - A Nude Hope
Charlie Brown and Droopy
Lake Flaccid
The Pube
Cabin Beaver
My Cousin's Wienie
Stuart's Is Little
Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Behind
Titty Woman
Tan 9 From Outer Space
No Thin White Lines
A Map of Tassie
Top Bun
A Man's Cold Arse
Bum Sight At The OK Corral
Norkies
James Bond in BrownEye
Nude, where's my car?
Mooning Arizona
Clothes Free
Au naturel Cid
James Bond in "OctogenarianPussy"
Doctor No Clothes
Forrest's Rump
No Britches In Madison Couny
Knickerless Nickleby, that's k-n-i-c-k-e-r-l-e-s-s
Show(everything)Girls
Time for a change methinks, how about
The Military Film Club
The Guns of Navarone (Oblig.)
Riddle of the Sandhurst
The Love Doodlebug
Alias Smith and Wesson
A Night Exercise To Remember
The Devil Wears Battledress
Dude, where's my Kalashnikov?
Once Upon a Time In The West Point
My Best Friend's Webbing
The King and Iraq
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldstream Guards
The Green Howards End
Field-Marshal of Dreams
God'sKilla
Return of the Pink Panzer
Hitler on the Roof
Salaam Bomb Bay
Brig o' Doom
The Great Gatling - starring MIA Farrow
82nd Airborne Free
Yomper Stomper
Gurkha the Otter
Wars, Mines and Ours
Army Get Your Gun
Spitfire of the Vanities
The Lavender Hill Demob
The Bombardier Hunter
The Sarge of the Light Brigade
The Full (Field Marshal) Monty
The Patton Club
Cool Gunnings
Big Rommel in Little China
Dr NCO
Somme Like it Hot
Dude where's my carbine?
Stalin Wars
Bren it like Beckham
Kevin and Perry Camouf Large
Blue Reveillevet
Basic Training
Putting On The Blitz
The Nukes of Hazard
Rommel Holiday
In The Berchetesgarden of Good and Evil
Where Eagles Nest
The Ark Royal Tenenbaums
<pedant>[UK] You forgot 'Midnight', and it's "Berchtesgaden"</pedant>
Jay and Silent Bob Surgical Strike Back
House of AWACS