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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Yeast is Yeast
Goodbye Mr. Chapati
Naan-and-a-half Weeks
Hovis Where the Heart Is
Rye-an's Daughter
Knead for Speed
A Ciabatta of Life and Death
Baker No the first film featuring double O leaven
Bundt for Red October
Raging Nimble
From Russia with Loaf Continuing the secret (raising-)agent theme
Thunderdoughballs
Sean Bunnery in Dr. Dough
You Only Loaf Twice
Spongefinger was the film between From Russia with Loaf and Thundoughball
The Wholemeal Nine Yards
Boule Runnings
A Toast of Honey
On Her Majesty's Sacheret Service
Bridge on the Slivered Pie
Macaroons Are Forever
I was toying with Macaroon With A View but wanted to keep the Bond momentum up.
Leaven Let Die
[UK] Better than mine which was Loaf and Let Die. The Man With The Golden Bun
The Pie Who Loved Me
The World Is Not A Loaf
[Irg] Jumping the gun a bit. Next film in the sequence was Moonbaker. [UK] I had Spy who Loaved me.
[Irg bis] Good one though, I had a gap in my list for that one (and Octopussy)...
[IS,P] Well, let's get the next one in, as I have one hovering for Octopussy...
[UK] Well, not wanting to dominate, and I did Moonbaker...
[IS,P] Of course :-) .
[UK] I have got one ready for the film in question but...
Breaking from Bond for a moment with The Scarlet Pumpernickel (which is a real film in fact, starring Daffy Duck - 1950)
...and continuing the break with A Salt Beef Bagel on Precinct 13
For Your Pies Only. All yours, UK.
Octopastie [IS,P] Ay thankyew!
[UK]Nice one. Next up: A View to a Kringle
The Leavened Daylights
Icing to Kill
Stuck on the next Bond one, so I'll offer up Look Back In Boulangerie
Raising Agentzona
Hoping it's not been done before... The Remains of the Danish
[UK] Are we on GoldenPie? I lose track.
[IS,P] Indeed, yes! The Matzo Never Dies
Irg's already done the next, so Pie Amuffin Day
The Magnificent Leaven
The Seedy Bloomer Lagoon
Casidough Royale.
[IS,P] Ta - couldn't think of one to round off the series! Dr Who and the Garlic Bread
The Princess Bridie
Scone in 60 Seconds
The Sword in The Scone
Sconan the Barbarian
Gunfight at the Oatcake Corral
[IS,P] Not a 'bunfight', then? Sconeheads
Manhattan Murder Pastry
Kangaroo Flapjack
[UK] Irach already did Bunfight... Men In Black Forest Gateau.
[IS,P] *rofl*
One Pavlova The Cuckoo's Nest
Oops! Consecutive moves. Sorry.
Baklava to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Cake
Petit-four Your Eyes Only
Gosford Parkin
Monte Carlo or Crust
Flapjack Mountain [UK] Are we dominating this again? Should we go elsewhere - this is my favourite game.
If no-one else posts for a while then perhaps we should move down the street to the next shop. Suggestions?
Shop? After all those cakes, why not have a
Weight Watchers' Film Club
Well done Tracey, she's lost a pound. A pound? I sh*t a pound!
May I? Two Calorie Mockingbird
[IS,P] I suspect we have been hogging this game somewhat (mind you, I had three more bakery-related items up my sleeve). Perhaps we could do this head-to-head in the Lockisseum?
Carlito's Weigh
Lo cal Hero [UK] Deal.
Sex, Lies and Videotapemeasures
[UK] Can't register on the Lockisseum. Software error.
Half a carrot and a glass of water for Breakfast at Tiffany's
Rabbit Food Fence [IS,P] Whups - any other suggestions?
Diet Hard
Jaws Wired Shut. [UK] Nope. I'm just using an Excel sheet and contributing when someone else has chipped in.
Ryvita
[UK] Is that like Cry Vita? Sorry for being thick.
Of course, it could be Evita! What a twonk.
2 Slimfast 2 Furious
Body Eat
Raging Bulimia
Anna Rexianina
Grizzly Atkins
[IS,P] 'twas indeed Evita
[irach] Curses! Raging Bulimia used before I could get back to the office!
The Scales of Two Cities
Flabber!. [UK] Indeed, gazumped my Bulimia Durham
The Sound of Muesli
Anorexia of Green Gables
I Know What You Ate Last Summer
Unfried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Dude - Where're My Carbs?
Original Syn (© Slimming World)
The Ketone Kops
Bring Me The Lo-fat Spread of Alfred Garcia
Alfred? Alfredo, obviously. Bugger.
Shallow Gravy
Talladega Bites: The Salad of Ricky Bobby
Surf Nazis Must Diet
The Thin Man
The Thin Waist Line
The Man Who Would Be Thin
Slender Is The Night
Size 10 from Navarone
American Splenda
My Cousin Skinny
Broken Aerobics
The Purge Man Of Alcatraz
Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea
Nix Thick Pizza
PeteF Plan
Thin Thity
Around the World in 80 Weighs
Fat Club
Bo Derek in 8
My Small Thin Greek Wedding
Weigh-in's World
Any Which Way, But Lose
Cold Comfort Eating
Following on, Cold Comfort HealthFarm
Ice Colonic Irrigation Zebra
ExerSize Me
How The Waist was Won
My lo-carb, lo-sodium, gluten-free, fat-free, protein-rich, fibre-rich Dinner with André
Skipping Breakfast at Tiffany's
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
To Sir, With Love Handles
Starve Wars
Lady Calories Lover
How Lean Was My Belly
Titan-yourbelt-ic
The Legend of Baggy Pants
pas de Chocolat
Fast at Tiffany's
The pie? No!
Starving Arizona
Bill and Ted's Lent Adventure
Like Water Instead Of Chocolate
I Know What You Ate Last Summer
Cliff Richard's Slimmer Holiday
Slimming with Sharks
Goodbye, missed the Chips
Miss CongealedTea
Fasting Times At Ridgemont High
Lean On Me
Seaweedbiscuit
National Well Svelte
The Slimmer of '42
Bridget Jones: The Veg of Reason
The Calorie Purple
Steamed Green Tomatoes
Lithe Is Beautiful (La Ryvita Es Bella)
Marx Bros' Vegetable Crackers
No Breakfast Club
Pump out the Stomach
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lettuce
Naked SlimFast Shake at Lunch
Quorn on the 4th of July
The Nibbler on the Roof
Bony and Lithe
Vegetable Farm
Road to Purgative
Anorexia of 1000 Days
Anne of Green Vegegables
Watercress Soup
Dr. No Lunch
Hungerball
You Only Eat Twice
Diet Another Day
Ruling: Kim is blocked for eight hours for hogging.
*sulks*
Dieting Miss Daisy
Far from the Fat'ning Crowd
How The Waist Was Won
Ann of a Thousand Calorie Days
*BZZZZZT!* [UK] We've started repeating (How the Waist was Won is irachs from Friday last). I should also buzz myself for copying your I know what you Ate Last Summer on Tuesday. How about a change of topic?
My favourites from the WeightWatchers Film Club: Rabbit Food Fence (UK), My Cousin Skinny (irach), and Irouléguy's Starve Wars.
How about movies for COPS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL? The Slammer of '42
The Last King of Scotland Yard
Some Like It S.W.A.T.
The Sirens Of the Lams
Chief Superintendent Kong
Boys in Blues Brothers
Supersize Feet
The World According to Cop
Shooty Shooty Bang Bang
Kim] That was never eight hours
Inspector Slipper and the Rose
El C.I.D. which is apparently a 1990 TV series starring John Bird.
Lock 'em up and throw away the Key Largo
A Nightstick To Remember
The Cruel CSI
Tender is the Nightstick
Coroner Hot Tin Roof
Aha! But how about Baton a Hot Tin Roof?
Frame
Plaigarising the last round somewhat... Size 12s from Navarone
War and PC
We know what you did last summer, and you're looking at a three to five year stretch, sonny
Happy Beat
Of Vice and Men
The Pink Panda
The 51st Magistrate
Little Cop of Horrors
Bobby Does Dallas
The Man who Sued Plod
Kind Hearts and Coroners
Quincy pon a Time in the West
Fining Nemo
Pol-ice Station Zebra
The Whole Nine Scotland Yards
Sweeney vour Aircraft is Missing
Police Boxing Helena
The Crime Game
Dude - Where's My Panda Car?
Good Killer Hunting
Bang Up the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Merry Coppins
Ghosts of Bars
Truncheon a Time in America
Catcher in the Riot Shield
No Sex Please We're British Transport Police
The Clues Brothers
(Home) Secretary
Gallipolice
Sweet Home In the Slammer
Hefelldownthestairsonthewayto The Cell
The Name Of The Rozzer
Julius' Seizure
Cop Gun
'ello 'ello 'ello Submarine
The Plodfather
Mutiny and The Mountie
b>Poulterheist
Hanged Green Tomatoes sorry
The Great Gatzo
GendAmélie
The Monster Squad Car
Bobbie goes to Monte Carlo
Con-stable Air
Mason and the Argonauts
Copper Zhivago That's with Omar Sheriff.
How Paddington Green is my Valley
Fuzz Lightyear
Warder the Worlds
A Fish Called Panda
Hel-met by Moonlight
The Old Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
PACE Interview with a Vampire
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Forensics (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Who Dares Quincy
The needle's stuck on this one... Bowling for Colum///Bowling for Colum///Bowling for Colum///Bo...
Kojak and the Beanstalk
Ali SPG In Da House
Chitty Chitty Banged Up
Pitch Black Maria
[UK] Are we hogging this again?
[IS,P] Possibly, although my excuse is that I've had the weekend off... :-)
Paddy Wagon Train
Oh What A Lovely Warrant
In The Beat of The Night
National Helmet
The Man In The White High-Speed Pursuit
Chief Super-man
SuperGrass Me
To Drill a Mocking Jailbird
Vice Age
Put Away
Witness to the Prostitution
Edward Slammerhands
The Sun Hill Mob
The Hunt Fraud Squad October
Undercover Milk Wood
Plain Clothes and Automobiles
The Longest Scotland Yard
Laws
Magistr8-Mile
Pushing the envelope a bit, I know, but... Roobarb and Custody Officer
Cuff Guys
[UK] I had no idea you were a postman
Pa-Troll
Willow willow willow what's goin on 'ere then
Plod of The Rings
Falling Down (the stairs)
Good Cop, Bad cop, Ugly Cop
My Superintendant Ex-Girlfriend
Arraign Man
Remand from Uncle
Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Squad
Doing Time Bandits
Things to Do in Denver When You're Nicked
Investigation of a Police Chief Above Suspicion
No Essex Police, We're British
Is this one flagging a bit?
Red Cap Sonja I'm running dry on this topic, you'll all be pleased to hear.
Beyond the Jail
Narco Polo
Feds with Warrant Beatty
Rabbit Proof Defence
A Coach and Horses Runs Through It
Are we still doing law enforcement? Posse In Boots
Mutiny on The Bounty Hunter
Brig
The Posse Done Adventure
Alll Quiet on the Police Station Steps
Alibi ba and the Forty Thieves
Paint Your Meat Wagon
A CSIries of Unfortunate Events
Time for a new one, I think!
Next address down the street is a pub, so time for a film club for Publicans, and anyone in the beer / wine / distilling trade.
Can't resist starting with Oh Mr Porter!
The Unbearable Rightness of Beer
Dude - Where's My Carling?
A Wine To Remember
The Land That Time Gentlemen Please
Put a head on my Alfredo Garcia
Whisky Business
Nine and a Half Pints
Key Lager
Black Hawk Down in One
Drinking Kong
8-Milds
Beyond the Ale
The Man Who'd Brew Too Much
Brandhi
Shandhi
Martinhi
Shiraz Attacks
The Beer Window
Martini On The Bounty
Reach for the Sky remote
Reisling and I
The Grolsch who Stole Christmas
Bourbon Cowboy
The Thirty-Nine Schnapps
Sherry Poppings
The Spirits of St. Louis
The Whole Nine Yards of Ale
This Is Wine On Tap
Tequila Mockingbird
Bacardi To The Future
Herbie Goes Banana Daquiri
GoldLabel
Jacob's Pina Coladder
Sherry Maguire
Get Shorts
The Man Who Brewed Greene King
Lager Top Gun
The Last Orders of the Mohicans
Landlord of the Rings
The Eldridge Pope Must Die
Snakebite on a Plane
Pint my wagon
What happened to one at a time?
12 Sangria Men
How Green is my Valpolicella [Irg] Pop in, post a couple, pop off, pop back....
Bingin' In The Rain
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex On The Beach (But Were Afraid To Ask)
[UK] Shurely 'Everything you Always...'
Let's get a few James Bond ones out. Never Say Old Speckled Hen
[IS,P] lol
From Black Russian With Love
Diamond White Forever Don't touch the stuff myself.
Licence to Serve Beer, Wines & Spirits, and to Kill.
LabattsMan
From Russia Smirn Off
The Hunt for Watney's Red Barrel
Double Diamond is Forever
Stout of Africa
Cool Hand Puke
Oranjeboom is not the only fruit beer
[UK] BZZZZZT!!! Film Club, dear boy, not telly. How about A Clockwork Oranjeboom
Finnegan's Sake
A nightcap at the opera
Gin City
[IS,P] Well, you let me get away with the Roobarb & Custard in the last round...
The Bombardier Hunter
The Cannonball Rum
M.A.S.H. T.U.N.
Anisette Your Gun
Dr Pernod
Dram Yankees
Jules et Gin
and as we're all on doubles... Les parapluies de Kronenbourg
Down in One in Beverly Hills [UK] Indeed. Shame on you :op
Monty Python and the Holy Grale
Legless in Seattle
Gorillas in the Pissed
A-Glass-of-White-Wine-for-the-Lady and the Tramp
Shots in the Dark
The Tin Rum
Come Back To The Five And Dime, Jimmy Beam, Jimmy Beam
The Remains of the Chardonnay
Kind Hearts and Coronas
Long Island Tea and Sympathy
Smirnoff Ice Station Zebra
The Name of the Rose & Crown
Campari Potter and the Philosopher's Stones
I'm All Right, Jack Daniels
Glenfiddich Glen Ross
The White Horse Whisperer
Absinthe Of Malice
Planet of the Ales
Picnic at Hangover Rock
Any Which Way But Booze
Bottle Royale
Honey, I Shrunk My Kidneys
Curacao I Married An Axe Murderer
Gone with the wine
ThunderBols
Licence Tequila
Men in Black and Tan And anything staring GregorOld Pec
the Cruel Pepsi
Toddy Heat
That's starring
Proof
SuperShiraz Me
The Merchant of Guinness
Beamishon Imposhible [irach] nice one.
The Remains of the Dray
My Appellation d'Origine Contrôlée is Nobody
The Perfect Stormhoek
Paper Moonshine
The Devil's Advocaat
Curry Night of the Living Dead
24 Happy Hour Party People
The Sipping News
Port By Northwest
The Name of the Rosé
The Password Is Courage Best
I am Sam Adams
Easy Cider
Raging John Bull Bitter
Dramgirls
Dancing at Laphroaig
For Whom the Bells Tolls
Cognac Air
Beverly Hills Hops
Bushmills on the Floss
Lock, Stock & Watney's Red Barrel
Room with a Brew
The Booze Brothers
Teetotal Recall
Riddle of the Sandeman
For everyone who remembers Watney's Red Barrell
The Great Gnat's Pee
The World According to Schnapps
Gin With The Wind
Sekt, Lies & Videotape
Rumbo
Rambo: First Bull's Blood
Bloody Mary 300
Everything you always wanted to know about Becks (Bud were afraid to ask)
An Inconvenient Vermouth
CH3CH3OH Bang Bang
Three Days of the Condor's Bender
sM.A.S.H.ed
Marsala Attacks!
London Pride and Prejudice
PediGreen Mile sings... Good old John Marston, a great Victorian bloke...
Red Ports Society
The Cask of Zorro
Ouzo Fraid of Virginia Woolf?
I Am Sambuca
Rosemary's Babycham
Bacardi to the Future
[UK] BZZZZT! That one's been done (by irach, up a page).
Bugger! Time for a new topic, then?
Fine for me. This game led me here http://www.beerclubofbritain.co.uk/camra.html, which whetted my appetite, then devastated me when I discovered they only deliver in the UK and Ireland. Sods.
I propose the Interior Decorators' Film Club (formerly the Guild of Candlestick-Makers, Arras-Weavers, and Plaster-Moulders).

How Green Was My Valance

At last! I can finally use The Lady Varnishes!
Awl Quiet on the Western Front
This is Spinal Tapestry
[UK] It's hard to believe that in the thirteen years since it was on ISIHAC you've not had chance to use it on an MC site. Congrats!
Can't Do Saturday Night And Sunday Morning, But How About A Week Next Tuesday?
[IS,P] One of my favourite puns! :-)
Wallpaper Tiger
My Life Sofa
The Name of the Ceiling Rose
Sink City
Settee Woman
Chaise Longue Good Friday
The Parlour Purple
Sat On A Hot Pink Pouffe
Dulux Who's Talking
A Water Feature Runs Through It
The Milagro Beanbag War
Ikea Largo
My Beautiful Dinette
Meet The Flock Wallpapers
Apocanaglypta Now
Kitchen Run
The Remains of the Dado
Lady and The Lamp
Any Feng Shui But Loose
Dude, Where's My Carpet?
Hunt For Red Accoutre
The Blue Lampshade
National Velvet
Divan Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
The Road to Underlay
The Drapes of Wrath
Frayed Runner
Some Like It Haute
The Decking and I
Grout of Africa
The Tile Bandits
Easy Ryder-Richardson
Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen of Arabia
Cork Parquet
The Silence of the Laminate
The Paper Chaise
Blinds Date
Deep Throw
Brave Hearth
Serving Hatch All My Days
Dresser Island
Colossus: The Formica Project
The Man Who Would Be Gingham
Wrought Iron, The Kitch and the Wardrobe
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