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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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The Right Cuff
Mean Pleats
Those Magnificent Men on their Sewing Machines
For a Few Collars More
[CdM] v. nice
The Running Stitch Man
Measure for Measure
A Mannequin For All Seasons
Bolt
Da Mask
Crease
Wrong Turn-up
A Thimble Plan
Pin Bruges
Extreme Measurements
The Adventures of Buckram Banzai
Tulle Runnings
Watership Gown
The Crepes of Wrath
Star Trek III: The Serge for Spock
Rayon Man
A Life Less Eau-de-nil
Sari, Wrong Number
Vogue Trader
The Cordfather - starring Robert Denier-o
I Know What You Wore Last Summer
The Mighty Tux
The Dior Hunter
Lint Eastwood in Gingham High
The Lion in Winter Collection
Mannequin the Streets
Jeans de Florette
Manon of the Spring Collection
The Great Lace
The Color of Armani
[nfras] "i know what you wore" -- VG :-)
A Loom With a View
The Empire Waist Strikes Back
Pattern
Rather obviously, Lilo and Stitch
Dances with Wools
The Floral-Cardy Murder Case
The Cider House Tulles
The Cotton Club
Blazing Saviles
Good Twill Hunting
The World According to Warp
The Houndstooth of the Baskervilles
Curious Georgette
La Vie en Viscose
The Wizard of Gauze
[cfm] Which inspired My Weft Foot
Ging 'em High
Sequins and I
Holy Smock
The Princess and the Frock
Tunic
Planet of the Crepe
The Givenchy Code
Pantz
Deep Blue C-cup Continuing to lower the tone ...
How The Weft Was Won
Thimbelina
That Darn Cat
Travels With My Pant
How the Vest was Won
Invason of the Bodice Snatchers
Stitches of Eastwick
Organdy Man
Every Which Way But Loose
The Bell Bottoms of St. Mary's
The Belles of St. Trinny'n'Susanna
School of Gok
not so obvious, but still a real movie, Operation Petticoat
Burka and Hare
Pattern

Movies for Breakfast Lovers

Dances with Waffles
True Grits
Where Egg-les Dare
Milk
Children of the Cornflakes
Marmite-y Joe Young
The Sound of Mueslix
Lars and the Cereal Girl
Grrrre-a-a-a-a-a-t Expectations
Porridge on the River Kwai
Much Ado About Muffin
The Bacon of Pelham 123
The French Toast Connection
Bun, Lola, Bun
Travels with my Croissant
Danish the Menace
Full English Jacket
Throw Marmalade From The Train
Croissant Of Iron
The Third Weetabix
Two Boiled Eggs For Sister Sarah
Jam Yankees
Omelet
The Crepes of Wrath
What Creams May Come
Toastbusters
The Curious Case of Bnjamin's Butter
Bring me the Fried Bread of Alfredo Garcia
H.A.S.H
The Egg-sorcist
Peter Pan au Chocolat
Every Whih Way But Juice
The Chronicles of Bacon Sarnia
Spam, A Lot
The Bran that Wouldn't Dry
Egg's Calibre
Porridge oblig.
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe also oblig.
Freaky Fried-egg
Some Like It Oat
Creamer vs Creamer
The Color of Honey
On Golden Grahams
True Grits
Frosties v. Nixon
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Eggs (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dial M for Muesli
The feature film of the sitcom Cheerios
The Toaster Always Rings Twice
The Kipper And The Rose
Teabiscuit
The Big Over Easy
Breakfast Epiphanies
A Bran for All Seasons
Briocheans Eleven
Where Bagels Dare
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down In Time For Breakfast
Marley and Tea
Irma La Juice
Distant Crumpet
[CdM] Yes, I do like some hot buttered epiphanies for breakfast.
Mission Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
Earth vs. The Flying Sausages
The Pitcher of Dory's Earl Grey
The Jam Busters
Buttering Heights
Scrambling Rose
The Bridges Of Madison Kedgiree
Beverly Hills Cup
A Mug's Life
Requiem for a Cream
MOVIES FOR WINTER SPORTS ENTHUSIASTS

Slalom Bombay
Dr Sno
Kiss Me, Skate
Don't Luge Now
Mighty Morphin Powder Rangers
Every Which Way But Luge
Rita, Sue and Four-man Bob Too
The Puck of the Irish
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain Without Troubling The Medals Table
Bring Me the Sled of Alfredo Garcia
[jim] Hooray!
Ice Dance in Alex
The seventh sequel, Speed Sk8
Legends of the Falls
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
Ice Skatin' Zebra
Over The Sledge
The Curling Fields
Ice Wide Shut
Eddie the Eagle Has Landed
Miss Snowboardy
Snow Country for Old Men
Slalomé
Pretty in Rink
Cats & Dogsledding
Speedskating
The Big Lebowskier
Star Wars: A New Slope
The Great Kandin Ski
Jonathan Livingston's Mogul
Slalom Alone
M*U*S*H
The Man With Snow Name
Skiing John Malkowich
Putting on Moritz
Scoobski-Doo
The Spy Who Came In From The Freezing Cold
Skibob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Double Black Diamonds Are Forever
An Icefish Called Wanda
The Black Rose of Slalom
Nordic Biathlon North-west Time for a new one, I think. How about
HERB AND SPICE SELLERS' FILM CLUB
Tarragon With The Wind
Ice Sage
The Land that Thyme Forgot
Rosemary, Baby
The Pepper Chase
Dude, Where's My Curry?
And the sequels, Dude, Where's My Cardamom? and Dude, Where's My Coriander?
Allspiceworld - The Movie
The Chervil Wears Prada
A Salt On Precinct 13
Lovage Story "Love means never having to say you're Sorrel"
Splendor In The Lemongrass
Basil Instinct Pronounced with the long A, please...
The Great Mace
The Stepford Chives
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Fenugreek Wedding
A Passage to Tamarindia
Dial M for Myrtle
Bring Me the Head of Asafoetida Garcia
Grains of Paradise, Hawaiian Style - Starring Elvis Parsley
Guess Who's Cumin To Dinner
Thyme Bandits
The Pope Mustard Die
Anise the Menace
Notting Dill
Me and My Galangal
Curry Sundown
All That Jasmine
Savory Private Ryan
American Chicory X
Spice Like Us
Clove Story
Cinnamon City
Bob & Carol & Ted & Anise
Three Wasabis And A Fennel
Tincture, Tamarind, Sowa, Spice
The Cayenne Social Club
The Sum of Allspice
The Spice Who Came in From the Cold
Fennel in Berlin
The Marjoram Candidate
A Beautiful Mint
Spice Like Us
The Big Chili
Guess Whose Cumin To Dinner
[irach] I'm not one to talk, as I've just spotted my repetition, marginally before I spotted yours :)
Fennel by gaslight
The Thyme Machine
Fennel Attraction
The Galangal Book
Kill Dill
Curry On Up The Khyber
Cumin: The Winged Serpent
They Shoot Horseradish Don't They?
Good Dill Hunting
MOVIES FOR MARINERS, SAILORS, YACHTSMEN AND PIRATES
Clipper
Raiders of the Lost Auk
Booty Call
Conan the Destroyer
A Tug's Life
Mast of the Mohicans
Ketch-22
Arrr, Jim lad! It Be High Noon, It Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! They Be Investigatin' A Citizen Above Suspicion, They Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia!
Bring Me the Masthead of Alfredo Garcia
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo G-arrr-cia
Barefoot in the Barque
Jean de Corvette
There's A Girl In My Sloop
The Tacking Of Pelham 123
About A Buoy
Land of the Risng Bosun
Brig
The Fourth Port-of-Call
The Magnificent Seven Seas
Boom With a View
The Rudder Guys
You've Got Sail
Sparrr!!tacus
Minority Shipping Report
Mars Tacks!
Lading and the Tramp
Apocalypse Scow
What Triremes Are made Of
Black Galleon
The Devil and Davy Jones
Dude, Where's My Caravel?
Looking For Mr. Christian
Tinker Traveller Soldier Spy
Hidden textMy dad's got one. Great fun!
Brewster's Galleons
Carry on Sailing
The Man With The Golden Galleon
The Sampan With No Name
Tack to the Future
Cool Hand Sloop
Enemy at the Frigates
Keel Bill
Where Seagulls Dare
Se7en Seas
Raiders of the Cutty Sark
The Arrrrtist
Anchorman
Cargo
Eyepatch Adams
Foretopgallantz
Gentleman Jib
Sloopless in Seattle
Apocalypse Dhow
Berth of a Nation
Bring Me the Bulkhead of Alfredo Garcia
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Crossbones
I Was Monty's Doubloon
A Chief Petty Officer And A Gentleman
The Admiral Chrichton
It's A Wonderful Lifeboat
A Crows Nest With A View
For A Few Bollards More
Snow White and the Seven Wharfs
Top Gunwale
Harbor Shop
How The Mae West Was Won
A Lifebelt Less Ordinary
Gorky Ark
Dinghy Dancing
Starboard Wars
My Brilliant Careen
Adam's Jib
Starboard Memories
Keelhaul the President's Men
Jolly Rogers in the 25th Century
Ice Station Zabra
The Longest Bay
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Dial "M" for Moor
The Whole Nine Yards
Judge Dreadnought
Ironclad Man
There's Something About The Mary Rose
Ahoy Story
BBlast from Avast
Hook, Liner and Sinker
The Last Lighthouse On The Left
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sextants* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
The Greatest Scow on Earth
Bonfire Of The Manatees
Shippin
The Strait Story
The French Lieutenant's Yeoman
I Capture The Forecastle [I don't care how it's pronounced, so there.]
Saving Privateer Ryan
WREN The Day Well?

THE TRAVEL AGENTS' FILM CLUB

Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
The Liner in Winter
High Rates of the Caribbean
Herbie Goes Bahamas
Fear and Loathing in Las Palmas
Thomas Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Sophie's First Choice
Easyjet Rider
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
War Of The DisneyWorlds
The Cheap Flight To Rio
Upgrade Pompeii
Cor Fu Panda
Planet Torremolinos
Ryanair's Daughter
A Eurostar Is Born
The Bucket Shop Of Horrors
Three Men and a BMIBaby
Jet Charter
Two Weeks For Sister Sara
They Flew to Bruges
The 40 Year-Old Virgin Airliner
Seven Nights For Seven Brothers
The Spa Who Loved Me
For A Few Dollars More You Can Have An Upgrade
Two Pieces of Identification For Sister Sarah
It's Much Cheaper If You Stay Over A Saturday Night And Sunday Morning
Sleepless in Seattle Airport
Bed and Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Charge of the Excess Baggage
I'd like to take a moment to applaud CdM's "Jet Charter", which is simply lovely (IMHO).
[Phil] Thank you. I was rather pleased with it myself. :-)
The Travel with Harry
Hostel Witness
Brother from Another Lonely Planet
Fortnight in Berlin
Room at the Top
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Break
Carry On Baggage
Yes, My Name Really Is Nobody, It Says So Right There On The Passport
The Good, The Bad, and Tajikistan Airlines
Check-in Run
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Waiting for Fodor
MOVIES FOR POETS, LYRICISTs AND POETRY AND LYRICS ENTHUSIASTS
The Odd Couplet
The Lear Hunter
Catch Me if You Scan
The Da Vinci Ode
Rhyme Bandits
The Odd Couplet
[cfm] - *bzzzzt!*
Wallace & Gromit: The Verse of the Were-Rabbit
The Englishman who Went up a Villanelle and Came Down a Quatrain
No Country for Ode Men
Haiku Noon

Iamb Legend
Gunfight at the Trochee Corral
Spondee, Bloody Spondee
Anapest and the King
and of course, the classic (thank you imdb)
Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills
e e cummings to America
The Good, the Bard and the Ugly
The Trochee Horror Picture Show
One Or Two Sonnets That I Wrote About Her
The Rhyme Machine
Quatrain Man
Investiture of a Laureate Above Suspicion
Batman and Catalexiswoman
Last Man Stanza
Ditty, Ditty, Bang, Bang!
Burns After Reading
Julius Caesura
Reservoir Doggerel
Bring Me The Head Rhyme Of Alfredo Garcia
ABBA: The Movie
Four Readings and a Funeral
[Phil] Nice one.
Grosse Pointe Blank Verse
Shall I Compare Thee to a Day Last Summer When I Know What You Did?
Homer Alone
[jim] Which can only really be followed by The 40 Year Old Virgil
[jim] Thanks - I was genuinely rather chuffed with that one :-)
Metre and the Wolf
Meet The Parents, Who Fuck You Up
The Wasteland That Time Forgot
Ode To A Big Fat Grecian Urn
Stanza By Me
The Jingle Book
A Tale Of Two Ditties
The Fifth Quartet
Bring Me The Head Of Onoma Topoeia
The Good, The Ballad And The Ugly
Ace Ventura: Petrarch Detective [Phil] What jim said
Oh, and this one comes totally from an imdb search, which always feels a bit like cheating -- especially since I doubt if anyone has ever heard of the (Oscar-nominated!) 1936 original:
Wintercet
A Rhyme for Clockwork Orange
[CdM] In return, I should mention your "Iamb Legend" - very hard to top.
[Kim] Nice (onoma topeia, that is)
Alexandrine
Clerihew Framed Roger Rabbit
Scansion Police Academy
An American Beowulf In London [Phil] Ta. You're right, the others were mediocre.
Singing in the Refrain
Black Bard's Ghost
[Kim] tish, tosh and piffle! The others were just fine and dandy, but "onoma" tickled me more than usual - as did American Beowulf, while we're on the subject.
Iamb Legend [Phil] No, please, don't, stop.
[Kim] That's a Bzzzzzzt! on behalf of CdM.
Apostrophe Now
or ... Apocellipsis Now
Movies for Politicians and Diplomats
Thatcher in the Rye
A Mandleson for All Seasons
Grosse Pointe Blunkett
The Spy Who Cameron From The Cold
Investigation of an Expenses Claim Above Suspicion which is giving me some déjà vu.
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Bring me the Head of State of Antigua and Barbuda
Hansard
Star Trek: The Early-Day Motion Picture
Gove Actually
The Referendum Story
Watergate Down
Brotherhood of the Travelling Sycophants
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Harry Potter And The Star Chamber Of Secrets
I Spy Strangers On A Train
A Man for All Sessions
Black Rod Down That walking backwards down steps isn't easy, you know
The Thief of Baghdad Fill in the starring role according to your political convictions
Seven Years of Tebbit
Dial M for Merkel
M. Hollande's Opus
The Good, The Bad, and The Unacceptable Faces of Capitalism
Raising Funds
The House That Roared
Blunkett & Maclean
Dead Man Voting
The Right Ballot Stuff
Toy Tory
Alien Personation
The Mancunian Candidate
All The President's Interns
The Never-Ending Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
Devolution
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Cymru
Fun with Nick and Dave
Dave and Nick's Excellent Adventure
For A Few Votes More
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Tango And Cash For Questions
Or, alternatively, Quango and Cash for Questions
The Mitt and the Pendulum
I Married A Monster Raving Loony From Outer Space
Tax Driver
Negotiated Settlement at the OK Corral
Octembassy
UN Observers Saw What You Did Last Summer
Treaty-Treaty-Bang-Bang
Philabuster
Two Jags for Sister Sara
For Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Labour Isn't Working Girl
Voting For Mr Goodbar
The Good, The Bad, And The Axis Of Evil
Das Vote
Last Quango in Paris
All Quiet On The West Wing
The Dukes of Hansard
Orda! Orda! Orda!
The Third Manifesto
A Returning Officer And A Gentleman
Referendum And Dumber
White Paper Moon
The Hills Have Ayes To The Left
The Peacekeepers of Navarone
In The Heat Of The All Night Sitting
The Diplomatic Bunch
Throw Momma From The Gravy Train
Attaché The Block
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