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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
Butchers

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Harry Potted Meat and the Order of "Fish Paste"
Butcher Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Meat Me In St. Louis
The Jerky
Adam's Rib
The Sheep Shank Redemption
Forrest Rump
Steak-out
Chicken Fun - [may I politely suggest single entries ? The thing is: the OrangeMC film pun game was somewhat swamped and lost its attraction rather swiftly. No offence meant. :-)]
Anything with Kevin Bacon, it ought to be said.
Of Mince And Men
Sliding Pork
The Seventh Veal
Kindergarten Chop
Porky's
Salami Bombay
Satay Night and Sunday Morning
Sophie's Choice Cut
Bring me the mutton chops of Alfredo Garcia
Pork Chop Hill
Mignon of the Spring
Brawn on The Fourth of July
To Sirloin, With Love
Enter the Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages (formerly known as Welsh Dragon Sausages)
The Wizard of Ox
Wallace and Gromit, The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Stew
Monty Python's Life of Brawn
The House of Flying Trotters
Cattle Cry
The Offal Truth
Pitch Black Pudding
The Liver of Brian
A Lard Day's Night
Bone Free
Abbatoir: The Movie
The Silence Of The Lambs
Road Tripe
Black Hock Down
The Postman Always Brings Tripe
The Loin, The Witch and the Wardrobe
Porky's
Porkerhouse Blue
The Merchant of Venison
The Tallow Man wheres the baker / candlestickmaker love?
Ham-elot
Braising Arizona
The Kid
One flew over the chicken breast
Capital gains: One Flew Over The Chicken Breast
Glengarry Glen Roast
Sweetbread Alabama
Brokeback Bacon Mountain
Bony and Clyde
Pork-oon, knowing where to draw the line.
Juxtapose we move to other 'jobs' when irach and the rest of us run outof ideas for the 'Butchers Film Club.'
X-Men: The Last Hotdog Stand ha... apparantly the first time i looked there were exactly enough comments to truncate your very first post.
Triumph Of The Veal
Puck surely that should have been Pork-oon, knowing where to draw the loin.
Murder Most Fowl
The Seven Year Flitch
Little Chop Of Horrors
Woodchickenstock
A Liver Runs Through It
When Harry Met Salami
Tripe Is Beautiful
Mutton Do About Nothing
Happy Meat
Braveheart
What About Ke-bob?
Chorizoklahoma
Poulet Rouge
The Mutton of King George
Braise The Red Lantern
The Name of the Roast
Gristle Stop
Filet Mignon des Sources
Lord Of The Wings
Chitterling Chitterling Banger Banger
Entrail Of The Pink Panther
The Good, the Bad and the Kidney
South Pork-The Movie
Porky Malone
Free Vealy
Jurassic Pork
Wieners Take All
The Great Escalope
The Boeuf of a Nation
How Lean Was My Veal-y
The Drumsticks of Fu Manchu
Filet-delphia
Rambone
Saturday Night Cleaver
The Coq, The Beef, His Tripe, and Her Liver
Fillet Him Have It
Tenderloin Is The Night
He Got Gammon - a Spike Lee Joint [UK] top stuff.
You Only Liver Twice
Good Veal Hunting
Butcher Cassidy and the Sundance Kidney
Barefoot In The Pork
Bacon Grabbers
How about a nice helping of Chickens Come Home covered in a Laughing Gravy.
Lard Off The Wings
Following Sir Joe's Laurel & Hardy, move I play Helpmeets
Like Slaughter For Chocolate
The Good, The Bad, and The Stinking
The Hambusters
Ham With No Name
Krapp's Last Tapeworm
The Ham Who Fell to Earth
The Greatest Turkey Ever Sold
Suet Pacific
Pheasantville
Dead Goats' Society
Goatbuster
My Left Coltsfoot
The Man Who Slew Too Much
Shop Making Mince
Seabrisket
Pass Pork To Pimlico
An Oxtail of Two Cities
The Hen Commandments
Braise the Red Lamb's Tongue
Theatre of Blood Pudding
To Kill A Stuffing Bird
The Giblets of the Lambs, Bring Me the Giblets of Alfredo Garcia, For a Fistful of Giblets, My Name is Giblets, etc. etc.
Honey - I shrunk the kidney
Mutton But Ttrouble
O Brother Where Heart Thou?
Field Of Brains
Meat the Fokkers
Dude, where's my carving knife?
Who Flayed Roger Rabbit
Fowl's Moving Castle, made by Studio Giblets.
On The Slaughter Front
Hang 'Em Till They're High!
The Gizzard Of Oz
Chipolatas WIth Everything, by Arnold Wiejska.
O Liver
The Frying Game
Uncle Tom's Kabanos
The Horse Butcherer
The Bone Conspiarcy
Tomarrow Never Dies
Goodbye Mr. Chops
A three-day gap suggests it's time to move next door to the greengrocer's
The Chipping News
Tomato Never Dies
Field Of Greens [Irouleguy] I had many more butcher ones in store... and what happened to the aforementioned bakers and CandlesticK Makers in the game's title?
Pea T [irach] I just thought it was running down, and a change might revive it. You can always change it again if this isn't a runner
Artichoke Hearts of Darkness
Mushroom with a View
Happy Beet [Irouleguy]in retrospect, you're right. A change is refreshing...
Sweetcorn in Seattle
The Grape Gatsby
Spinach the Bottle
Okrahoma
Iceberg in Alex
The Man Who Would Be King Edwards
Bring me the Head of Lettuce of Alfredo Garcia
Mungstruck
Nine 1/2 Leeks
Brewster's Scallions
Sprout Pacific
Brassicaed Off
Dude, Where's My Carrot?
Shallot's Web
The Unbearable Lightness of Bean
Last Mango In Paris
The Hunt For Red Onions
The Big Chili
The Life And Death Of Peter Celery
Citizen Kale
What Things May Kumquat
Pack Up Your Truffles
Thyme Bandits
Soylent Greens
Pepper Moon
Carry On Cabbage
Corn Free
Anne of Greengages
Rosemary's Baby
The Beet Must Die!
The Cauliflower of the Wild
Snow Pea and The Bandit
Children of the Sweetcorn
Gourd Of The Rings
The Discreet Chard of the Bourgeoisie
The Wild Bunch
Sky Captain and the World of Tomatoes
Kill Dill
Soylent Greens
Bugger, mislexia! Try again:
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Fruit
On the Watercress
The French Bean Connection
I Sage
Dandelion, Spinach and The Wardrobe
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Watercress File
Battleship Pumpkin
The Quince Of Darkness
Cassavablanca
The African Bean
Cashewblanca
The Kale Mutiny
Key Lentil
Keep The Apostrophe Flying!
The RaDish
[Raak] Battleship Pumpkin is my favourite so far :-)
The Lunchbox of Notre Dame starring Gina Lollo-Rosso-Brigida
Granny Smith Goes To Washington
The Silence of the Yams
Tom Hanks films: Fig, The Green Lime, Cresstaway
O Bergine Where Art Thou?
Brighton Peach Memoirs
Pear Force One
The Grapes Of Wrath
A Day in the Death of Joe Eggplant
Carrots of Fire
Akiro Kurosawa's Seven Satsumarai
Kumquat Lies Beneath
20,000 leaves under the sea
Broken Marrow
True Limes
The Italian Jujube
Gunfight Artichoke K Corral
A Lime To Remember
Capsicum Home
The Full MInty
Robin] Brilliant!
Raisin Arizona
Logan's Berry
Road to Persimmon
How could I forget...? Garlic: Invasion Earth 2150AD
[UK] Had to look that one up. "Dr Who and the Garlics" would have been laugh-out-loud :op
Harricot Potter and the Chamber of Seed Cress
Die Chard
Born Frise
Lime Is Beautiful
The Beast With Ladies' Fingers
Jurassic Pak Choi
The Passion of the Cress
The Third Mango
How Green Was My Celery
Spring Onion and Port Wine
Okralahoma
Citizen Kale
The Lemon Grass Kid
The Bokchoy Luck Club ([INJ]Okrahoma and Citizen Kale were previously screened, scroll above)
The Carrot-ay Kid
Kelp!
Spud 2: Cruise Control
The Mango Who Knew Too Much
The Mango Who Never Was
The Mango Who Would Be King Edward
The Invisible Mango
The Road to Mangolay
A Mango For All Seasons
The Berry Wives of Windsor
Supermango
Orange's Are Not The Only Fruit
To Kill A Mocking Gourd
The Straw Berets
The Trail of the Lonesome Pineapple
Bram Stoker's Arugula
The Mango of King George
Alfalfie
Bring me the Head of Alfalfa Garcia
Swede Home Alabama
Good Dill Hunting
Passport To Pummelo
Dr. Who and the Garlics (I know it's not a film, but I couldn't resist.)
Kiwi's Great Adventure
[Kim] LOL [UK] See? :op
Watercress Down
*hides face in embarrassment*
A Star Fruit Is Born
The Manchurian Candied Date
In the Name of the Fava
Remains of The Bay
Rhubarbarella
Fennel in Berlin
Quorn Free - a story of the life of Joy A damson
What Dreams May Plum
Krakatoa - East of Guava
Mirabelle on 34th Street
Rocket Balboa
[IS,P] Cheeky bugger! [Kim] 'tis a film, and an appallingly bad one at that!
Dracula: Quince of Darkness
The Bell Peppers of St. Trinians
Smilla's Sense of Snow Peas
I Sage
Herbs Go With Bananas
Sweet Cherry Tree
The Prince and the Pepper
Unman, Wittering and Zucchini
The Quince of Tides
Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Beans
Blade Runner Bean
The French Bean's Woman
When Haricot Met Salsa
Romaine Holiday
Divine Secrets of the Papaya-ya Sisterhood
Battle Beyond The Star Fruit
A Mango Called Horse
Sex, Lychees and Videotape
Y Tu Mamey Tambien
Jumpin' Jackfruit Flash
The Apple of Britain
The Prince and the Pawpaw
Pan's Kohlrabilinth
Currants Of Arabia
Jean de Cauliflorette
Kraut Pacific
Rhubarb Rhubarb
Clove Story
Manon of the Spring Onions
Mon pear, ce Hèros
The Pods Must be Crazy
Sprout of Africa
The Black Scallion
Chardrophenia
True Limes
Olive-R
My Big FenuGreek Wedding
[IS,P] Bzzzzzt! (True Limes)
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner Bean
FoldGinger [UK] Good job I didn't buzz your I Sage...
The Pas'sion of the Fruit
[IS,P] Whoops! Missed that totally! But, in a similar vein...
Crimes of Passion Fruit, starring Kathleen Turnip
Ba'silverado
Fig-malion
My Darling Clementine
Take a Garlic You
The Blueberry Brothers
The Seventh Celery
Cherry Maguire
Champignon the Wonder Horse
Spirit: Scallion of the Cinnamon
BLeek House
Sundried at the OK Corral
The Horseradish Whisperer
Pluot of Africa
[irach] Weird. Never heard of 'em. Sound nasty
[IS,P]- A pluot is a hybrid cross between plum and apricot- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluot. They are sold in North America by an alternate name -Dinosaur egg.
A Room With Abiu http://www.capetrib.com.au/abiu.htm
Captain Corelli's Mandarin
Great Eggspectations
Sapote
A Light at the Museum
Pecan Brief
A Tale of Two Chicories
A Physalis Full of Dollars
House of Wax Beans
What's Eating Gilbert Grapefruit?
Carobball Run
Logan's Prune
Date of the Jackal
The Date After Tomorrow
The Date the Earth Stood Still
Dog Date Afternoon
The End of Dates
To Serve Them All My Dates
Talladega Nights: The Salad of Ricky Bobby
One Flew Over the Chickoo's Nest http://www.flickr.com/photos/ferrous/110448604/
Daniel Date Lewis in My Left Fruit
Bridget Jones: The Veg of Reason
Notting Dill
Time for a change? It's been three weeks of fruit and veg. (At least it's kept me regular).
How about BAKERS then?
A Raisin In the Bun
Bread Sonja
The Hunt for Bread October
Bagel
Bunfight at The OK Corral
The Dirty Baker's Dozen
The Good, The Bagel and the Ugly
The Loaf of Brian
The Dirty Oven
Much Ado about Muffin
The Education of Pita
Bring Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Naan But The Brave
Where Bagels Dare
Buns Of Navarone
The Evil Bread
Yeast of Eden
Ciabattaman Begins
Baguette Shorty
Focaccia Thief Alfbread Hitchcock
Tango and Matnakash <plug> Visit Yerevan. It's a fantastic place. </plug>
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhabun
A Man, A Horse and a Bun
Top Bun
Things To Do In Denver When You're Bread
Bloomer Velvet
The Toastman Always Rings Twice
What Dreams May Crumpet
Cake Placid
Crout on a Hot Tin Roof
Croiss ant a Hot Tin Roof
Chap ati Hot Tin Roof
That's enough Hot Tin Roofs
The French Stick Connection
The Fabulous Bakery Boys
A-matzo-n
The Invisible Naan
Donut Look Now
Bap to the Future
Silveradough
Prêt zel Porter
Reach For The Pie
Scone with the Wind
The Flan Who Never Was
Look Who's Parkin
Tart Wars
The Empire Strikes Baklava
Returnover of the Jedi
Cob Roberts
Gateau na Hot Tin Roof
MoonSacher
Bread Wood
Peter Pain
The Piano Chocolat
Can I repeat Chalky's suggestion for one entry at a time?
[Irg] Absolutely - got extremely carried away...
Baguette Jones'Diary
[Irg] Me too. Apologies.
Finnegan's Cake
Baking Ned
Torte Of The Rings
Goldfingerbun
Cruller Intentions
The Meringue Who Would Be King
Oops - that'll teach me to preview!
The King and Pie
Yeast of Eden
Fruity and The Yeast ( [Irouleguy] "Yeast of Eden" was already screened for the bakers early on in the game).
Loaf, Actually
irach] Sorry!
The Black Forest Dahlia
Dude, Where's My Cake?
Bad Day at Black Rock Cake
Bram Stoker's Rugalah
Injeranational Velvet
Ice Dbun
[Irg/Irach] Some of the fault is mine - new-topic-posting addiction pushed many off the screen.
The Man With the Golden Bun
When Harry Met Bialy
Supernaan starring Marlon Bran Dough
The Cruel Seed-cake
See Biscuit
One IS, P! missed out Cat on a hot tin loaf
Saturday Night Siever
It's a Wonderful Loaf
Eclair And Present Danger
Iced Station Zebra
Happy Wheat
Cat on a Hot Cross Bun
Jean de Flour-ette
suivi par Ma-naan des sources
Warren Bakey in Breads
Oh! What a Lovely Warburtons
That Thing You Dough
The Bun Also Rises
Mr. Bun
Barbarchallah
Chicken Bun
Monty Python's The Meaning Of Loaf
Catcher in the Rye-bread
Monty Python's And Nan For Something Completely Different
And - Monty Pyhton's The Loaf of Bran - Sorry I had to do it, can't think of something for the other one.
From Rusk Till Dawn
[Sir JB] How about Monty Python and the Whole Grain
Flouring Inferno
Hot on a Cake Tin Roof
Edward Pizzahands
Boule Durham
The Full Stotty
Places In The Tart
O Brother, Where Art Dough?
Sacherday Night Fever
Yeast is Yeast
Goodbye Mr. Chapati
Naan-and-a-half Weeks
Hovis Where the Heart Is
Rye-an's Daughter
Knead for Speed
A Ciabatta of Life and Death
Baker No the first film featuring double O leaven
Bundt for Red October
Raging Nimble
From Russia with Loaf Continuing the secret (raising-)agent theme
Thunderdoughballs
Sean Bunnery in Dr. Dough
You Only Loaf Twice
Spongefinger was the film between From Russia with Loaf and Thundoughball
The Wholemeal Nine Yards
Boule Runnings
A Toast of Honey
On Her Majesty's Sacheret Service
Bridge on the Slivered Pie
Macaroons Are Forever
I was toying with Macaroon With A View but wanted to keep the Bond momentum up.
Leaven Let Die
[UK] Better than mine which was Loaf and Let Die. The Man With The Golden Bun
The Pie Who Loved Me
The World Is Not A Loaf
[Irg] Jumping the gun a bit. Next film in the sequence was Moonbaker. [UK] I had Spy who Loaved me.
[Irg bis] Good one though, I had a gap in my list for that one (and Octopussy)...
[IS,P] Well, let's get the next one in, as I have one hovering for Octopussy...
[UK] Well, not wanting to dominate, and I did Moonbaker...
[IS,P] Of course :-) .
[UK] I have got one ready for the film in question but...
Breaking from Bond for a moment with The Scarlet Pumpernickel (which is a real film in fact, starring Daffy Duck - 1950)
...and continuing the break with A Salt Beef Bagel on Precinct 13
For Your Pies Only. All yours, UK.
Octopastie [IS,P] Ay thankyew!
[UK]Nice one. Next up: A View to a Kringle
The Leavened Daylights
Icing to Kill
Stuck on the next Bond one, so I'll offer up Look Back In Boulangerie
Raising Agentzona
Hoping it's not been done before... The Remains of the Danish
[UK] Are we on GoldenPie? I lose track.
[IS,P] Indeed, yes! The Matzo Never Dies
Irg's already done the next, so Pie Amuffin Day
The Magnificent Leaven
The Seedy Bloomer Lagoon
Casidough Royale.
[IS,P] Ta - couldn't think of one to round off the series! Dr Who and the Garlic Bread
The Princess Bridie
Scone in 60 Seconds
The Sword in The Scone
Sconan the Barbarian
Gunfight at the Oatcake Corral
[IS,P] Not a 'bunfight', then? Sconeheads
Manhattan Murder Pastry
Kangaroo Flapjack
[UK] Irach already did Bunfight... Men In Black Forest Gateau.
[IS,P] *rofl*
One Pavlova The Cuckoo's Nest
Oops! Consecutive moves. Sorry.
Baklava to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Cake
Petit-four Your Eyes Only
Gosford Parkin
Monte Carlo or Crust
Flapjack Mountain [UK] Are we dominating this again? Should we go elsewhere - this is my favourite game.
If no-one else posts for a while then perhaps we should move down the street to the next shop. Suggestions?
Shop? After all those cakes, why not have a
Weight Watchers' Film Club
Well done Tracey, she's lost a pound. A pound? I sh*t a pound!
May I? Two Calorie Mockingbird
[IS,P] I suspect we have been hogging this game somewhat (mind you, I had three more bakery-related items up my sleeve). Perhaps we could do this head-to-head in the Lockisseum?
Carlito's Weigh
Lo cal Hero [UK] Deal.
Sex, Lies and Videotapemeasures
[UK] Can't register on the Lockisseum. Software error.
Half a carrot and a glass of water for Breakfast at Tiffany's
Rabbit Food Fence [IS,P] Whups - any other suggestions?
Diet Hard
Jaws Wired Shut. [UK] Nope. I'm just using an Excel sheet and contributing when someone else has chipped in.
Ryvita
[UK] Is that like Cry Vita? Sorry for being thick.
Of course, it could be Evita! What a twonk.
2 Slimfast 2 Furious
Body Eat
Raging Bulimia
Anna Rexianina
Grizzly Atkins
[IS,P] 'twas indeed Evita
[irach] Curses! Raging Bulimia used before I could get back to the office!
The Scales of Two Cities
Flabber!. [UK] Indeed, gazumped my Bulimia Durham
The Sound of Muesli
Anorexia of Green Gables
I Know What You Ate Last Summer
Unfried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Dude - Where're My Carbs?
Original SynSlimming World)
The Ketone Kops
Bring Me The Lo-fat Spread of Alfred Garcia
Alfred? Alfredo, obviously. Bugger.
Shallow Gravy
Talladega Bites: The Salad of Ricky Bobby
Surf Nazis Must Diet
The Thin Man
The Thin Waist Line
The Man Who Would Be Thin
Slender Is The Night
Size 10 from Navarone
American Splenda
My Cousin Skinny
Broken Aerobics
The Purge Man Of Alcatraz
Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea
Nix Thick Pizza
PeteF Plan
Thin Thity
Around the World in 80 Weighs
Fat Club
Bo Derek in 8
My Small Thin Greek Wedding
Weigh-in's World
Any Which Way, But Lose
Cold Comfort Eating
Following on, Cold Comfort HealthFarm
Ice Colonic Irrigation Zebra
ExerSize Me
How The Waist was Won
My lo-carb, lo-sodium, gluten-free, fat-free, protein-rich, fibre-rich Dinner with André
Skipping Breakfast at Tiffany's
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
To Sir, With Love Handles
Starve Wars
Lady Calories Lover
How Lean Was My Belly
Titan-yourbelt-ic
The Legend of Baggy Pants
pas de Chocolat
Fast at Tiffany's
The pie? No!
Starving Arizona
Bill and Ted's Lent Adventure
Like Water Instead Of Chocolate
I Know What You Ate Last Summer
Cliff Richard's Slimmer Holiday
Slimming with Sharks
Goodbye, missed the Chips
Miss CongealedTea
Fasting Times At Ridgemont High
Lean On Me
Seaweedbiscuit
National Well Svelte
The Slimmer of '42
Bridget Jones: The Veg of Reason
The Calorie Purple
Steamed Green Tomatoes
Lithe Is Beautiful (La Ryvita Es Bella)
Marx Bros' Vegetable Crackers
No Breakfast Club
Pump out the Stomach
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lettuce
Naked SlimFast Shake at Lunch
Quorn on the 4th of July
The Nibbler on the Roof
Bony and Lithe
Vegetable Farm
Road to Purgative
Anorexia of 1000 Days
Anne of Green Vegegables
Watercress Soup
Dr. No Lunch
Hungerball
You Only Eat Twice
Diet Another Day
Ruling: Kim is blocked for eight hours for hogging.
*sulks*
Dieting Miss Daisy
Far from the Fat'ning Crowd
How The Waist Was Won
Ann of a Thousand Calorie Days
*BZZZZZT!* [UK] We've started repeating (How the Waist was Won is irachs from Friday last). I should also buzz myself for copying your I know what you Ate Last Summer on Tuesday. How about a change of topic?
My favourites from the WeightWatchers Film Club: Rabbit Food Fence (UK), My Cousin Skinny (irach), and Irouléguy's Starve Wars.
How about movies for COPS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL? The Slammer of '42
The Last King of Scotland Yard
Some Like It S.W.A.T.
The Sirens Of the Lams
Chief Superintendent Kong
Boys in Blues Brothers
Supersize Feet
The World According to Cop
Shooty Shooty Bang Bang
Kim] That was never eight hours
Inspector Slipper and the Rose
El C.I.D. which is apparently a 1990 TV series starring John Bird.
Lock 'em up and throw away the Key Largo
A Nightstick To Remember
The Cruel CSI
Tender is the Nightstick
Coroner Hot Tin Roof
Aha! But how about Baton a Hot Tin Roof?
Frame
Plaigarising the last round somewhat... Size 12s from Navarone
War and PC
We know what you did last summer, and you're looking at a three to five year stretch, sonny
Happy Beat
Of Vice and Men
The Pink Panda
The 51st Magistrate
Little Cop of Horrors
Bobby Does Dallas
The Man who Sued Plod
Kind Hearts and Coroners
Quincy pon a Time in the West
Fining Nemo
Pol-ice Station Zebra
The Whole Nine Scotland Yards
Sweeney vour Aircraft is Missing
Police Boxing Helena
The Crime Game
Dude - Where's My Panda Car?
Good Killer Hunting
Bang Up the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Merry Coppins
Ghosts of Bars
Truncheon a Time in America
Catcher in the Riot Shield
No Sex Please We're British Transport Police
The Clues Brothers
(Home) Secretary
Gallipolice
Sweet Home In the Slammer
Hefelldownthestairsonthewayto The Cell
The Name Of The Rozzer
Julius' Seizure
Cop Gun
'ello 'ello 'ello Submarine
The Plodfather
Mutiny and The Mountie
b>Poulterheist
Hanged Green Tomatoes sorry
The Great Gatzo
GendAmélie
The Monster Squad Car
Bobbie goes to Monte Carlo
Con-stable Air
Mason and the Argonauts
Copper Zhivago That's with Omar Sheriff.
How Paddington Green is my Valley
Fuzz Lightyear
Warder the Worlds
A Fish Called Panda
Hel-met by Moonlight
The Old Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
PACE Interview with a Vampire
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Forensics (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Who Dares Quincy
The needle's stuck on this one... Bowling for Colum///Bowling for Colum///Bowling for Colum///Bo...
Kojak and the Beanstalk
Ali SPG In Da House
Chitty Chitty Banged Up
Pitch Black Maria
[UK] Are we hogging this again?
[IS,P] Possibly, although my excuse is that I've had the weekend off... :-)
Paddy Wagon Train
Oh What A Lovely Warrant
In The Beat of The Night
National Helmet
The Man In The White High-Speed Pursuit
Chief Super-man
SuperGrass Me
To Drill a Mocking Jailbird
Vice Age
Put Away
Witness to the Prostitution
Edward Slammerhands
The Sun Hill Mob
The Hunt Fraud Squad October
Undercover Milk Wood
Plain Clothes and Automobiles
The Longest Scotland Yard
Laws
Magistr8-Mile
Pushing the envelope a bit, I know, but... Roobarb and Custody Officer
Cuff Guys
[UK] I had no idea you were a postman
Pa-Troll
Willow willow willow what's goin on 'ere then
Plod of The Rings
Falling Down (the stairs)
Good Cop, Bad cop, Ugly Cop
My Superintendant Ex-Girlfriend
Arraign Man
Remand from Uncle
Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Squad
Doing Time Bandits
Things to Do in Denver When You're Nicked
Investigation of a Police Chief Above Suspicion
No Essex Police, We're British
Is this one flagging a bit?
Red Cap Sonja I'm running dry on this topic, you'll all be pleased to hear.
Beyond the Jail
Narco Polo
Feds with Warrant Beatty
Rabbit Proof Defence
A Coach and Horses Runs Through It
Are we still doing law enforcement? Posse In Boots
Mutiny on The Bounty Hunter
Brig
The Posse Done Adventure
Alll Quiet on the Police Station Steps
Alibi ba and the Forty Thieves
Paint Your Meat Wagon
A CSIries of Unfortunate Events
Time for a new one, I think!
Next address down the street is a pub, so time for a film club for Publicans, and anyone in the beer / wine / distilling trade.
Can't resist starting with Oh Mr Porter!
The Unbearable Rightness of Beer
Dude - Where's My Carling?
A Wine To Remember
The Land That Time Gentlemen Please
Put a head on my Alfredo Garcia
Whisky Business
Nine and a Half Pints
Key Lager
Black Hawk Down in One
Drinking Kong
8-Milds
Beyond the Ale
The Man Who'd Brew Too Much
Brandhi
Shandhi
Martinhi
Shiraz Attacks
The Beer Window
Martini On The Bounty
Reach for the Sky remote
Reisling and I
The Grolsch who Stole Christmas
Bourbon Cowboy
The Thirty-Nine Schnapps
Sherry Poppings
The Spirits of St. Louis
The Whole Nine Yards of Ale
This Is Wine On Tap
Tequila Mockingbird
Bacardi To The Future
Herbie Goes Banana Daquiri
GoldLabel
Jacob's Pina Coladder
Sherry Maguire
Get Shorts
The Man Who Brewed Greene King
Lager Top Gun
The Last Orders of the Mohicans
Landlord of the Rings
The Eldridge Pope Must Die
Snakebite on a Plane
Pint my wagon
What happened to one at a time?
12 Sangria Men
How Green is my Valpolicella [Irg] Pop in, post a couple, pop off, pop back....
Bingin' In The Rain
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex On The Beach (But Were Afraid To Ask)
[UK] Shurely 'Everything you Always...'
Let's get a few James Bond ones out. Never Say Old Speckled Hen
[IS,P] lol
From Black Russian With Love
Diamond White Forever Don't touch the stuff myself.
Licence to Serve Beer, Wines & Spirits, and to Kill.
LabattsMan
From Russia Smirn Off
The Hunt for Watney's Red Barrel
Double Diamond is Forever
Stout of Africa
Cool Hand Puke
Oranjeboom is not the only fruit beer
[UK] BZZZZZT!!! Film Club, dear boy, not telly. How about A Clockwork Oranjeboom
Finnegan's Sake
A nightcap at the opera
Gin City
[IS,P] Well, you let me get away with the Roobarb & Custard in the last round...
The Bombardier Hunter
The Cannonball Rum
M.A.S.H. T.U.N.
Anisette Your Gun
Dr Pernod
Dram Yankees
Jules et Gin
and as we're all on doubles... Les parapluies de Kronenbourg
Down in One in Beverly Hills [UK] Indeed. Shame on you :op
Monty Python and the Holy Grale
Legless in Seattle
Gorillas in the Pissed
A-Glass-of-White-Wine-for-the-Lady and the Tramp
Shots in the Dark
The Tin Rum
Come Back To The Five And Dime, Jimmy Beam, Jimmy Beam
The Remains of the Chardonnay
Kind Hearts and Coronas
Long Island Tea and Sympathy
Smirnoff Ice Station Zebra
The Name of the Rose & Crown
Campari Potter and the Philosopher's Stones
I'm All Right, Jack Daniels
Glenfiddich Glen Ross
The White Horse Whisperer
Absinthe Of Malice
Planet of the Ales
Picnic at Hangover Rock
Any Which Way But Booze
Bottle Royale
Honey, I Shrunk My Kidneys
Curacao I Married An Axe Murderer
Gone with the wine
ThunderBols
Licence Tequila
Men in Black and Tan And anything staring GregorOld Pec
the Cruel Pepsi
Toddy Heat
That's starring
Proof
SuperShiraz Me
The Merchant of Guinness
Beamishon Imposhible [irach] nice one.
The Remains of the Dray
My Appellation d'Origine Contrôlée is Nobody
The Perfect Stormhoek
Paper Moonshine
The Devil's Advocaat
Curry Night of the Living Dead
24 Happy Hour Party People
The Sipping News
Port By Northwest
The Name of the Rosé
The Password Is Courage Best
I am Sam Adams
Easy Cider
Raging John Bull Bitter
Dramgirls
Dancing at Laphroaig
For Whom the Bells Tolls
Cognac Air
Beverly Hills Hops
Bushmills on the Floss
Lock, Stock & Watney's Red Barrel
Room with a Brew
The Booze Brothers
Teetotal Recall
Riddle of the Sandeman
For everyone who remembers Watney's Red Barrell
The Great Gnat's Pee
The World According to Schnapps
Gin With The Wind
Sekt, Lies & Videotape
Rumbo
Rambo: First Bull's Blood
Bloody Mary 300
Everything you always wanted to know about Becks (Bud were afraid to ask)
An Inconvenient Vermouth
CH3CH3OH Bang Bang
Three Days of the Condor's Bender
sM.A.S.H.ed
Marsala Attacks!
London Pride and Prejudice
PediGreen Mile sings... Good old John Marston, a great Victorian bloke...
Red Ports Society
The Cask of Zorro
Ouzo Fraid of Virginia Woolf?
I Am Sambuca
Rosemary's Babycham
Bacardi to the Future
[UK] BZZZZT! That one's been done (by irach, up a page).
Bugger! Time for a new topic, then?
Fine for me. This game led me here http://www.beerclubofbritain.co.uk/camra.html, which whetted my appetite, then devastated me when I discovered they only deliver in the UK and Ireland. Sods.

I propose the Interior Decorators' Film Club (formerly the Guild of Candlestick-Makers, Arras-Weavers, and Plaster-Moulders).

How Green Was My Valance

At last! I can finally use The Lady Varnishes!
Awl Quiet on the Western Front
This is Spinal Tapestry
[UK] It's hard to believe that in the thirteen years since it was on ISIHAC you've not had chance to use it on an MC site. Congrats!
Can't Do Saturday Night And Sunday Morning, But How About A Week Next Tuesday?
[IS,P] One of my favourite puns! :-)
Wallpaper Tiger
My Life Sofa
The Name of the Ceiling Rose
Sink City
Settee Woman
Chaise Longue Good Friday
The Parlour Purple
Sat On A Hot Pink Pouffe
Dulux Who's Talking
A Water Feature Runs Through It
The Milagro Beanbag War
Ikea Largo
My Beautiful Dinette
Meet The Flock Wallpapers
Apocanaglypta Now
Kitchen Run
The Remains of the Dado
Lady and The Lamp
Any Feng Shui But Loose
Dude, Where's My Carpet?
Hunt For Red Accoutre
The Blue Lampshade
National Velvet
Divan Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
The Road to Underlay
The Drapes of Wrath
Frayed Runner
Some Like It Haute
The Decking and I
Grout of Africa
The Tile Bandits
Easy Ryder-Richardson
Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen of Arabia
Cork Parquet
The Silence of the Laminate
The Paper Chaise
Blinds Date
Deep Throw
Brave Hearth
Serving Hatch All My Days
Dresser Island
Colossus: The Formica Project
The Man Who Would Be Gingham
Wrought Iron, The Kitch and the Wardrobe
Van Wilder - Partition Liaison
A Rug's Life
Chintz of Darkness
Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiling Miss Daisy
The Merchant of Venetians
The Chintzstones
The Handy Andy That Rocks The Cradle
...or perhaps even "...Wrecks The Cradle"...
B&Q John Malkovich
Brush Hour
Carpet Tacksi Driver
The Green Tile
Scumble Fish
Arrasnic and Old Lace
William Morris of Arabia
Antimacassar (The Friendly Ghost)
Cool Runners
Meet the Rockers
DIY Another Day
The French Windows' Woman
Loveseat Story
Moses the Laura Ashleygiver
Tiletanic
Stuccoklahoma
Diamonds Artex Forever
24 Hour Partition People
Decor8-Mile
Accessorise Now!
Batten Begins
Mad Mats
Stencil Your Wagon
Jean de Floor-ette
The Private Life of Sherlock Homebase
Ottoman in New York
Prints of Tides
20,000 Leaks Under the Sink
The Unbearable Lightness of Apartment Matt White
Changing Panic Rooms
The Lino King [Raak] Bah! Beat me to The Unbearable Lighting of Being which I had in my Excel sheet before I went to lunch but couldn't post under the two-strikes-or-you're-out rule.
The Big Easy Chair
Dial MDF for Murder
Moulding Arizona
The Rear Window
The Man Who'd Hue Too Much
Thin Red Blinds
Grouting Miss Daisy
Big Momma's Houseplant
Die Hardwood
Saturday Nightstand Fever
Splashback to the Future
Close End Countertops of the Third Kind
Formica Bell Tolls
So I Married an Axminster
Herbie Goes to Manky Carpet [UK] LOOOL
Carry On Coving
Carry On House Doctor
Carry on Up Holstery?
The Masking Tape of the Red Death
I Decorated Over What You Did Last Summer
Good Twill Hunting
2001mm2 : A Space Oddesey
O Builder Where Art Thou?
The Thin Red Plumb Line
Putty Woman [Irg] Nice.
Tapestries Lounge
Tie-dye Hard
Double Glazing Arizona
Whitewash Can't Jump
Slowing down... time for a change?

Gardener
I'll kick off with How Green Was My Garden
The Legend of The Lawn Ranger
Look, Hoe's Talking
Foxglove Actually
Bamboobi
Sixth Fence
Creosote Black
Twelve Monkey Puzzles
Rockery I, II, III, IV, V
[IS,P] You forgot the latest one: Rockery Bulbgrower
Herbaceous Border Goes To Monte Carlo
Hose That Girl?
Soil-ent Green
Deciduous Minds
Window-boxing Helena
Privets On Parade
Bridget Jones: The Hedge of Reason
Bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia
Everything you always wanted to know about secateurs (but were afraid to ask)
Sensimilla and Sensibility
Live And Leylandii
How Greenhouse My Valley
Conifer Air
A Water Feature Runs Through It (With apologies to Raak)
Last Decking of Scotland
Charlie's Dangle with apologies to Ms. Dimmock
The Cress File
Prune with a View
Hyacinth To Kill
Octopoppy
Blossom Like It Hot
Saturday Night And Sunday Morning Glory
The Passion Of The Chrysanth
Das Root
I know what you planted last summer
... isn't going to post any for a bit. Excel sheet filling up nicely, thanks.
The Germinator
Oh sod it. Cutting Miss Daisy
V for Vivarium
Along Came Holly
Fight Shrub
Being John Innes
Border The Rings
The Buddleia of Suburbia
Madame Bowery
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Lawrence of Arabidopsis
Azaleaien
Good Willow Hunting
Raging Bullrush
Anemone at the Gates
Mc Canna's Gold
National Violet
The Primrose of Miss Jean Brodie
Kangaroo Jacaranda
Forsythia From Navarone
Broken Yarrow
True Lilacs
Rhodedendron to Perdition
Alder President's Men
Billy Buddleia
Dial M For Magnolia
Honeysuckle, I Shrunk the Kid
Sensimilla's Sense of Snowdrops - sorry couldn't resist another one...
Fir Your Eyes Only
The Remains of the Dahlia
Stop, or my Chrysanthemom will Shoot!
Enter the Snapdragon
Last of the Summer Antirrhinum
Pansy's Labyrinth
The Bluebells of St Trinian's
Natural Weed Killers
The Compostman Always Rings Twice
[UK] You have got a long memory. That ones from 1991.
Rocky Ivy
Daffodil Met By Moonlight
Obvious, but... Back to the Fuschia
Crazy Like A Foxglove
Return of The Pinks Panther
Iceplant Station Zebra
[Irg] How could I have forgetten that one?! I used that as the subject of my 'Sound Charade' at RugbyPilg '05!
Jean de Flowerette
Buttercup Periscope
The Dandelion in Winter
The Lion, The Witch-Hazel and the Wardrobe
Throw Chrysanthemomma From The Train
A Manure For All Seasons
Azalea of Two Cities
A StreetAraucaria Named Desire
Dock Hollywood
A Campanula of Wolves
Marigold Poppins
The Flymo
The Incedar
Lily-of-the-Valley Of The Dolls
Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Kid
The Calcium Orchid
Monsoon Weeding
Forget-Me-Notting-Hill
Mad Cowslips
A Vine to Remember
Tendril Is The Night
Root of Africa
My Frond Flicka
There's Something About Mary, Mary Quite Contrary
Jailhouse Phlox
Carry On Cowslip
Carry On Follow That Camellia
TrainsPotting
Clochewise
Raise the Red Lantana
The Beast With Five Green Fingers
Herbs Go Bananas
Capability Brown Fear
The Eyes of Flora Mars
A Ferny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
The Garden They Come
Stir Daisy
What's Up, Hollyhock?
The Thing From The Compost Heap
20,000 legumes under the sea
Snowdrop Dead Fred
The Hunt for Red Hot Pokers
Slowing down again, so I'll take the bullrushes by the horns and propose...
... the Chemists' / Pharmacists' Film Club. Dispense away!
The Anusol Man And The Sea
Arsenic and Old Lace
Solvent Green
Arse! a few days in the UK and the film club changes. Bring Me The Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Goodbye, Mr. Scrips
The Moon and Dispense
The Anadin Line
Cinema Paracetamol
Pharmacy from the madding crowd
Projoy] Was there a film of 'The Onedin Line'? I thought it was just a TV series.
Gaviscon Air
Beyond the Valley of the BiSoDols
Something for the Weekend at Bernie's
Anna Dinenina
Potions Twelve
There's Something Apoth-ecary
Das Boot's
I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Sold You The Morning After Pill
Superdrug Returns
[UK] Yes! Superdrug! I was googling 'UK high street chemists' after Boots as I couldn't remember any.
Lockets, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
X X Lax
Diocalm Hard
The Ipcress Phial
Pill Met By Moonlight
Lucozade Who's Talking
Prescribing Miss Daisy
Suprescribe Me
Dead Balm
The French Letter Connection
Bowling for Calamine
Diabetic Chocolat [Robin] LOL!
M*A*S*Preparation H
Lotions Eleven
The Bourne Suppository
Apoceucalypto
Gorillas in the Chemist
The Echineae Syndrome
Bach Flowers To The Future
Benylin Hur
Full Menthol Jacket
House of Lax
Savlon Good Friday
Gripe Waterworld
Cotton Bud Lieutenant
Lord of Syringe
Savlon Private Ryan
I Know What You Did Last Gossamer
For Whom The Det Tols
Panicorette Room
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Decongesting Harry
Maalox des Sources
Cyrano de Benzedrine
Elastoplast Tango in Paris
Thoroughly Imodium Millie
Doctor IllegibleScribble
Findind Enema
The Shawshank Prescription
The French Concoction
The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold
The Sound of Prozac
Merry Pill Poppings
The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge
[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.
[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.
Sleeping with the Enema
Enema at the Gates
Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.
The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain
Syringin' In The Rain
Jean Ni Corette
The Maltese Tampon
Live and Let Diuretic
The Lithium Daylights
Prince Valium
Scaradouche
Benylin Hur
[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.
The Sword In The Serotonin
Remains of the FDA
Dram Stoker's Dracula
Brewster's Triludan
Apothecarypse Now
The Wintergreen Mile
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose
Rash of the Titans
Quaalude, Where's My car?
The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?
[UK] Fine by me.
In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.
Tandoori Is The Night
There's Something About Curry
When Satay Comes
The Man Who Sued Cod
2001 A Spiced Oddity
Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity
Egg Foo Yungblood
Pitta's Friends
In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!
Special Fried Rice Station Zebra
Some Like It Hot
The Kheer Hunter
Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon
Following irach, Grease
Pakora! Kora! Kora!
Pappadumbo
Valley of the Dhals
It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World
The Naan's Story
Mary Poppadoms
Dude, Where's My Korma?
Shooting Fishcakes
Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Easy Raita
Little Lord Saveloy
Kung Po Hustle
Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice
[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!
Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out
Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks
[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!
Clear and Present Doner
When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).
Face//Kofta
Spring Roll & Port Wine
The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo
Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.
The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.
Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.
Deep Fried Throat
Chicken Malayer Cake
Pilau Talk
Little Chopstick of Horrors
The King Fisher back on the beers.
Tsingtao in the Rain
Sweet & Sour Home Alabama
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Son of Samosa
The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie
Straw Hot Dogs
(Miso) SoupSashi Me
Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.
Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)
Herbie Goes Banana Fritters
... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?
Foo Yong Goodbye
The entire Curry On series
Lord of the Fries
[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?
Hamburger Hill, of course...
[UK] Yep.
Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly
[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?
The Basmati Professor
Rosemary's Gobi
Cat Aloo
When Curry Met Thali
[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.
(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars
Lassi Come Home
Chutney Chutney Bang Bang
[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang
Pie 'n M.A.S.H.
Shish Gotta Have It
Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.
Monty Python's Life of Biryani
A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg
Water Chestnutsworld
If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...
King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?
The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...
Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...
Beansprouts of Africa
The Madness of PeKing Duck
£6.50 A Head All-You-Can-Eat Buffet The Vampire Slayer
WasaBean
Kofta and Cigarettes by Jim Jarmushy Peas
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
Broken Arrow-matic Crispy Duck
The Name of the Rose of India
Bring Me The Order That Alfredo Garcia Phoned In Half An Hour Ago
That's more like it. Meat and Potato P'A.I.
Battered Green Tomatoes A prequel...
The Italian Job
California Sweet
The Cider House Roux
[Software] Do they have a better class of takeaway in the Channel Islands? :-)
Dahl M For Murder
The Long Good Fried Rice
Still Jalfrezi
V for Vindaloo
Hoi Sin City
Tom Soya
Keema Largo
A Connecticut Yankee in King Pratha's Court
The Bok Choy Luck Club
Octo-sushi
Some Like it Hot [UK] you bet! :o)
For a Few Dollops More
Dial M for Free Delivery
One Of Our Cats Is Missing
The Postman Always Brings Rice
Stop! Or My Mom Will Bamboo Shoot!
Annie, Get Your Moo Goo Gai Pan
Get Roti
Chicken and Sweetcorn Souperman
Fancy a Russian? Bortsch Kasha and the Sunflower Seeds
Kevin and Peri-Peri Chicken Go Large
City of Soy
Uncommon Gyros
Slices of The Lamb
Shishkeb Abt
Phyllo-delphia
Educating Raita
The Magnificent Seven, Forty-Three, Twenty-Six, and an Egg Fried Rice
The Devil Says Paratha
300 Special Chop Suey.
Tikka la Mockingbird
The good, the bad and the egg roll.
Moo Shoo Ado About Nothing
Never Satay Never Again
Uncle Tom Yum's cabin
Peggy Sue Got Calamarried
Lord of the Fries
The French Fry Connection
This one seems to have had a good run for its money, what do you think?
Goodbye Mr Chips
[moroni] I couldn't have put it better myself.
The Cabinet of Dr Calamari
The Last Chicken Wing of Scotland
Doner No
Kebabel
The Naan from UNCLE
Chronicles of Naania
Naan But The Brave
Conaan the Destroyer
The Flame Trees of Tikka
OK I'll suggest one then: Disc Jockeys' Film Club
The Color Deep Purple
The Sting
Disky Business
Smashey and Nicey Go Large
Brewster's Marillions Anyone seen Uncle Korky?
Last Kinks of Scotland
Scratch 22
The Fourth Procol Harum
I Am Sam Brown
The Last Emperor Rosko
Being John Peel
Meat Loaf Actually
Chris Evans Can Wait
Crying Fluff Freeman
Herman's Hermits A Wonderful Life
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Jensen
Kenny & Cash
[IS,P] I have! :-) Twas a week off from work that done it, guv!
Naked Wogun
[UK] Welcome back! Bum - I was preparing Paint Your Wogan
The Steve Wright Stuff
The War Of The Guns 'n' Roses
Bring Me The Radiohead of Alfredo Garcia
The Keane Mutiny
Doctor Hook and the Daleks
[UK] Shurely Dr. Who and the Medics sings: goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
[IS,P] I'll just counter with The Who and the Daleks, then! :-)
[UK] I'll see yours and raise Dr. Who and Orchestral Manovres in the Dark
Bugger. Manoeuvres. Mind you, Amazon also has Manouevres.
Platune
Dude, Where's My Carpenters?
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sigue Sigue Sputnik (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Monkee Business
The Police Academy
Bowling for Souperman
Wizzard of Oz
Deacon Blue Velvet
Slayer Cake
BeeGees John Malkovich [UK] Bit confused by your Souperman one...
Supertramp Returns God forbid
The Peter Pan of Pop's Labyrinth [IS,P] Combo of Bowling for Soup (excellent band) and Superman (no explanation needed!). :-)
Wogan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Whitesnake on a Plane
This is Vinyl Tap
Funeral for Berlin
Kill Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
Pitch Black Sabbath
Erasurehead
The Climie Fisher King
King Creole and the Coconuts
Tango & Johnny Cash
Elton John Malkovich
Little Cornershop of Horrors
The Man Who Would Be King Crimson
[UK] This one seems to have taken off nicely. We do tend to dominate, though, don't we. Maybe other people actually do work...?
[IS,P] Yes indeedy. As for domination, I agree we tend to play the majority of moves, but we don't do this in any other game, and those who play along with us have not made any objections that I've noticed (at least, not recently...). Work? A four-letter word, if ever there was one!
Men They Couldn't Hang 'em High
Twelve Angry Men Without Hats
The Good Charlotte, The Bad Manners, and The Ugly Kid Joe
Nine to Five Star
Available Four Weddings and a Funeral, Barmitzvahs and Engagement Parties
Jules et Jimmy Saville
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
The Remains of Green Day
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
How The Go West Was Won
Peter, Paul and Mary Poppins
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & the Seven Year Tich
The Masque of the Red Megadeth
The Invisible Manfred Mann
O Brotherhood of Man Where Art Thou? rhetorical
Uncle Buck's Fizz
Adam and the Antz
Bauhaus of Wax
Die A-Ha'd
Titanik Kershaw
Full Metallica Jacket
From Russia With Love City Groove
of the Spiderwoman
Bugrit. That was KISS of the Spiderwoman
Napalm Death of a Salesman
The Inxs File
A-Ha Day's Night
Sweet Radio Caroline
Alice Cooper In Wonderland. Sounds interesting, actually.
Men In Black Sabbath [UK] I know you've done a Black Sabbath one, but I don't care!
[IS,P] Well, if we're allowing variants, I'm gonna have The Incredible Melting Manfred Mann
...and The Manfred Mann Who Fell To Earth (Band)
[UK] OK. A Sade's Night
Sky Freedom
Prefab Sprout of Africa
The Crazy World of Mrs Brown
ZZ Top Gun
E.T. Rex
Tom & Gerry Rafferty
Nickelback to the Future
Jeff Beck to the Future
Nat King Cole Mountain
Monty Python's Life of Bryan Adams
The Mamas & The Papassage to India
Aladdin Moyet
Chas and Dave and Ted and Alice
The War Of The Wurzels
[UK] Do you think people are put off by the amount of posting you and I do in here? I know Chalky is - she's not been seen here this year.
[UK] Do you think we sacrifice quality on the altar of quantity? I'm undecided - but there's rarely a 'LOL' (probably because nobody can post a word in edgewise). I rather liked Softers' A-Ha Day's Night.
A Bridge U2 Far [IS,P] You could well be right - and you certainly are about Chalky. In my defence, as I said above, this is the only game I do this in, and I really appreciate the opportunity to do something approaching 'quickfire'. In addition, there are a number of games across the morniverse that I "don't get" or find too complicated, so I just leave them alone. Whilst I'm not saying that this justifies altering the gameplay here, I don't see games being tinkered with to draw in the greatest possible number of players. It's always nice to find a popular game, but any that is 'active' - certainly to this extent! - should surely exist on its own merits.

Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Toyah Toyah Toyah [UK] Well, my big games are this one and 201: A Google Odyssey in Another Place. I don't play more than a couple of moves in straight MC games 'cos these new rulesets are a joke - everything was more straightforward in my day. Nice "Bridge U2 Far", btw.
The PaulSimon Adventure And Ernest Borgnena for Poseidon Two
Glengarry Glen Bros.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But The Girl
Ben Hur. King [nfras, Kim] OOOH! I wet 'em!
The Madness of King George
Modern Romancing the Stone
Shooting Fish
The Madness of Boy George
Supersize Mica Paris
North Sea Hijacksons
Van Halensing
Stevie in Wonderland
Nuns on the Runrig
Dead Again or Alive
Face//ATribeOfToffs sings: John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman
Let Him Have It Bites
Smilla's Sense of Snow Patrol
Carry Europe The Khyber. Best place for 'em
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Ending
Battle Beyond The Starship
Teenwolfmother
Teenage Mutant Tina Turner
BananaSyriana
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon
The Picketywitches of Eastwick
Where Eagles Dare Welcome to the Hotel California
Good Will Young Hunting
RickAstley Rich
I Showaddywaddy Did Last Summer
The Boomtown Desert Rats
Big Momma's Crowded House
Arctic Monkey Business
An American Steppenwolf in London
Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Transvision Vampire
Drivetime Miss Daisy
Rush Hour
Enter The Soup Dragons
Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
.....or, alternatively, H(ELP)!
Twisted Sister Act
The Jesus & Mary Chainsaw Massacre
Rita, Sue and Bob, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch, too.
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
The Queen
Freddy Mercury vs Jason
Friday the 13th Part Fun Boy Three
surprised no-one's thought of this before... Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia
[Irg] Or Night of the Grateful Dead
Squeeze-y Rider
Paint Your REO Speedwagon
Beautiful South Park. The Movie O My God They Killed Kenny Rogers!
Walk the Patsy Cline
[IS,P] Kenny Rogers - arf, arf! :-)
Drop Dead Right Said Fred
The Big Country Lebowski
Milli Vanilli Sky
Elvis and Costello Meet The Mummy
Freddie Mercury Got Fingered - quite plausible, really...
Snoop Doggy Dogg Day Afternoon
Bjork to the Future
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Wonder Boys
Smokey Robinson and The Bandits
Glengarry Diana Ross
[irach] BZZZZT! on the Herbie Hancock one.
Woodstock and Two Smoking Barrels
Hot Chocolat
Status Quo Vadis
The Last Temptations of Christ
The Osbourne Supremacy
Agnetha and Björn and Benny and Anni-Frid
The Opposite of the Sex Pistols
Three Men Look Like a Little Lady
Charlatans' Angels
Puff Daddy Day Care
Vanilla Ice Age haven't understood Phil's yet
[IS,P] Phil's is the first we've had to pun a film title, I believe: a collision between the film Three Men and a Baby, and Aerosmith's hit "Dude Look Like A Lady". Of course, I could be horribly wrong about this...
[UK] I gotcha, not DJs or bands but actual tracks? This could be a looong game.
When Harry Chapin Met Sally
Charles Aznavour Weddings & A Funeral
Oops, looks like I drifted a little off topic - it was actually a combination of said Aerosmith song and the sequel, "Three Men and a Little Lady"
Sacha Distel Momma the Babysitter's Dead [Phil] No problem. Nobody said 'stick to artists', but people are more likely to have heard of artists perhaps than individual tracks.
[Phil; IS,P] Just seen the blunders in my post above - I meant to describe the combo as Phil has done (but got myself tangled), and I've realised I should have said "the first we've had to pun a song title. *slaps forehead*
Get Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
[UK] We'll have to have a Morningtoneers Film Club - Get Korky.
[I Say, Oh, Mr Porter] I've a funny feeling it's been done, a few years back, in another place...
[UK] You may be right.
Things to do in Denver When You're One of the Grateful Dead's Roadies
Gorillaz in the Mist
Hannibal Corpse
The Trouble With Debbie Harry
(Fine Young) Cannibal Run
Five Star Chamber
The Manilow Too Much
The Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Guns n Roses of Navarone
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
Glengarry Glitter Glen Ross
The Whole Nine Yards - Not 'Alf!
Lost Pet Shop Boys
Two Little Lost Boys
Mott the Hoople Dreams
To Pete Tong-Fu: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar
Cahill U.S. Marshall Stack
Spice Girls are Easy
The Inspiral Carpetbaggers
Never Say Nirvana Again
One Of Our Dinah Shores is Missing
From Demis Rouusos With Love
Status Quo Vadis
Ben Harper Hur
Iron Maiden Eagle
Bring Me The MotorHead of Alfredo Garcia
In the Line of Earth, Wind and Fire
Men in Black Sabbath
Stuart Little River Band
Radiohead Days
Shamen in Black
KC and the Sunshine Band of the Spotless Mind
Runrig Lola Run
Run DMC Lola Run
The Green Limahl
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Duran-Duranner
Edward Scissor-Sisters
Wow, slow morning at work or what?
Fleetwood Mac To the Future
Annie Lennox Get Your Gun
Carly Top
Sinatra City
The Man from Garf-U.N.K.E.L
[irach, nfras] Wow.
Indeed!
The Sandie Shawshank Redemption
There's Something About Mary J Blige
I do feel, however, that if you've time to post 33 entries you've time to check your duplicates viz Men in Black Sabbath and Status Quo Vadis.
The Beach Boys from Brazil
A Salt 'n' Pepa on Precinct 13
Deep Purple Throat
Pepsi & Shirley Valentine
Get Cape Fear, Wear Cape Fear, Fly
*can't be arsed to read nfras' takeover bid so apologises in advance for any duplication* The Barron Knights at the Museum
[Phil] You don't have to, just 'expose more, and do a search for 'museum' and you'll find you're the first. It's a crap film, im(naa)ho.
Del Amitri in Saint Louis
The Righteous Brothers Grimm With Heath LedZep.
I've always thought Heath Ledger was some huge book they have at the National Trust.
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Meatloaf Me in St Louis Armstrong (apologies, IS,P!)
[UK] Eh?
[IS,P] Apologising for nicking your St Louis idea (above), and turning it to my own purposes! Beyond the Valley of the Goo Goo Dolls
Double points with Mica Paris, Texas
Billy Ocean's 11 *bored at work*
T. Rexorcist
Can I have Marc Bolan for Columbine?
[UK] But not bored enough to have a go at AVMA 2?
[IS,P] To be honest, I'm a bit stumped on that at the moment... I'll have another gander, and see if anything springs to mind...
Robin Gibb: Prince of Thieves
Me, Myself, and Irene Cara
Isley Brothers Where Art Thou? Rhetorical (you've done this one - Ed.)
Three Men and Abba Bee
Gorky Park's Zygotic Mynki
Power Station Zebra Robert Palmer? Blech!
[IS,P] Was Robert Palmer in The Power Station? I thought that was one of the offshoots when Duran Duran split...
Breakfast at Tiffany
The Blue Oyster Cult Lagoon
[UK] I make it a rule to always Wiki before displaying my ignorance on here - i.e. I Wiki and then display my ignorance on here. Power Station = Robert Palmer (he of the Sledgehammer) + Two Duran Durannies (John and Andy Taylor) + some bloke out of Chic (Tony Thompson) on drums. doesn't sing: "get it on, bang a gong, get it o-on".
I should note that Sledgehammer is Peter Gabriel. Just displaying my ignorance.
[IS,P] I hardly ever Wiki - my blunders are 100% original! :-)
Aphex Twins
add n to xXx
Hello, Dolly Parton
Battlefield: Eartha Kitt
Pushing Tin Tin Out
The Thompson Twins of Evil
I definitely don't want to make this a one-player game! Is it time to change topic?
[UK] There's life in the old dog yet.
Black Lace Ventura: Pet Detective
Joe Dolce Vita whassa matta you, hey?
The Sound Of Musical Youth
NBA Jam goin' underground
[IS,P] Glad to hear it! :-)
Queen of the Damned Two points!
Sky Captain Sensible and the World of TomPetty. Three points please.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondie
[IS,P] Excellent! Can we break the four point barrier?!
Harold & Kumar Go To Paul Hardcastle
[UK] Not my objective. Just trying to find some humour. The more crowbarring the less humorous, afaics.
Nosferatu vNoise
Last Ben E. King of Scotland
Peter Cetera's Friends
How to get Talking Heads in Advertising
Monte Carlo or Busted
Which, of course, cannot go without being partnered by Those Magnificent Men in their McFlying Machines
UK] ..and indeed Chitty Chitty Cheep Cheep Bang Bang
[Irg] LOL! Blood Jim Diamond.
Foreigner Few Dollars More
John Grisham's The Firm Star Trekkin' across the universe
The Lost LoBoys para balair la Bamba
... gets carried away... MARRS Attacks Pump up the volume!
Horror, anyone? SAW. That's Stock, Aitken, Waterman.
Sinitta City
Red Sonia
Anna KaBombalurina. Itsy Witsy teeny weeny... etc.
Sands of Iwo Jim Steinman
[UK] Simply Red Sonia would've got you two points...
[IS,P] Aargh! Of course! :-)
The Matrix: Toploadered
George Michael of the Jungle Presumably loitering near the watering hole...
Middle of the Road Trip who were the band behind the song 'chirpy chirpy cheep cheep' mentioned above
Glenngarry Glen Medeiros. Nothing's gonna change my love for you
That geordie classic Blurn Awa'. Oops. Too many ns in Glengarry.
New Kids on 16 Blocks
The James Last Samurai
Hackers Bilk
Chaka Demus & Pliers Liar!.
One Flew Over The Cutting Crew's Nest
Deep Blue Something's Gotta Give.
Dr Strangelove - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombalurina
Pretty in Pink Floyd
Trois Couleurs: Moody Blues
Monty Python and the Hollies' Grail
Four Tops Gun
Evanescence Can Wait
A Simple Mind
Shakespear's Sister in Love
T'Pau A Mockingbird
The Third Manic Street Preacher
Vanilla Skylie
The Fifth Elvis
The Wishbone Ash Collector
PhilaCollinsphia
KajagoogU-571
Jason Donovan and The Argonauts
Scootch Me if You Can
Aswad in the Stone
Le retour HouseMartin Guerre
Resident Eval Doonican
NSYNC the Bismarck
DumBo Diddley
Tom O'Con-Air
What's he ever sung? Scratch that.
Des O'Con-Air. That's more like it.
Elf Presley
[UK] huh?
I Said Fred Green Tomatoes
Yanni and Clive
Elvis Costello's Mandolin
Future Shakira
Tupac To The Future
Lordi of the Wings
The Manfred Man That Fell To Earth Band
[Inkspot] *Bzzzt!* Sorry - that was one of mine! :-)
Rambo: First Mud
The Fugeesus of Nazereth
Spice Girls On A Plane [UK]Whooops! that's what you get for not paying attention and joining a game late.
Anderson Bruford Wakeman & Howe the west was won
The Day The Verve Stood Still
Marc Cohneheads
U 2 Mama Tambien A film by Marc Almondovar
*groans*
Living in a Boxing Helena
This has been going two solid weeks, time for a change?
[IS,P] I concur! It's been a good harvest, but pickings were getting harder towards the end. Next topic please!
How about movies for Physicists, Mathematicians and Nerdy Scientists ?
American Pi
infinity
Vector Victoria
Radius of the Lost Arc
Mad Max Planck
Stephen Hawking the Slayer
Look Who's Hawking
Hawking Tall
Men In Black Holes
The Matrix
A Brief History of Time Bandits
Haw King of Scotland
Eric Sykes' The Planck
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About x (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Misse=mc2pee Burning
Quark the Line. Couldn't do Raiders of the Lost Quark
Born Free Radicals
Last tangent in Paris
Schrödinger's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Joule in the Crown
Ohm Alone
Quiet today, isn't it. Is everyone on holiday? Lucky buggers.
If, And Only If
The Prime Number of Miss Jean Brodie
Pi r2 of the Caribbean
Last Theorem in Paris
Gallileolipoli
Butch Casssidy and the Sundance Euclid
Ice Babbage
The Carl Sagans of Navarone
A Private Function (sic)
θ, μ And Bob, Too
Broadway Logarithm
0.069756473744125300775958835194143 (The sin of Four)
The Sum Of All Vectors
The Importance Of Being Ernest Rutherford
There's Something About Marie Curie
Oppenheimat
The Seventh Sine
Wait Until Quark
Young Frank Einstein
The Nerd Man of Alcatraz
Where Googols Dare
Mobius Dick
My Cosine Vinny
Tangentlemen of Verona
Asymptotal Recall
Silence of the λ
Heaven's Logic Gate
The Loneliness of the Long Division Runner
Helix the Cat
Equation of the Body Snatchers
Fermi Few Dollars More
Love Hertz
The Psi Who Loved Me
From Röntgen With Love
Cosine Royale
Goodπ Lenin
δy/δx Men
Where E=MC²
[IS,P] Sorry - didn't get any of your last three! Difficult round, this one!
Logma
How Green Was My Function
Zeta: Warrior Princess
Where Eagles Square
[UK] Goodpi Lenin is a great film. dy by dx men stars patrick stewart but you won't get it unless you did calculus at school. Where e=mc^2 is where eagles dare. They're not funny if you have to explain em.
The Flame Trees of θ
∫Mile
sin(City)=cos(π/2 - City)
[IS,P] Fairy nuff! Only got through my O-level because of algebra and trigonometry - all this other stuff's way over my poor little head! :-)
[UK] Flame trees of theta (Thika); Integrate/Mile (8Mile); Sin City (obviously). I was simply going to post "cos(π/2 - City)" but thought it might be a bit too cunning. I note you coped easily with "theta, mu and bob too"...
The Peano
[IS,P] Proud to say I got your Flame Trees! But I can't even find your Bob one!
Ratioklahoma
[UK] That's cos it was Kim's Bob one, yesterday at 12:26.
The Spiral Who Came In From The Cold
x3
Σ All Fears
Of mus musculus and homo sapien
The Fantastic 100
11111000000
Lost in Extrapolation
Room with a Peer Review
The Cruel C++
Das Reboot
Hocus Locus
The Wizard of Odds
Kelvin 505.928
The Delta Force
Zorba The Geek
The Sum Also Rises
Density of Joy
Along the Great Divide
[nfras] Had to use a calculator to work out 11111000000! Excellent.
[nfras] I thought your Kelvin one was Fahrenheit 911, but that would be Kelvin 761.5, so you've lost me.
[ISP] Fahrenheit 451.
Root 66 (hmm, no Unicode allowed here? &#x221a;66)
AuFinger
The Man in the Fe Mask
Jason and the Ar Auts
As and Old Lace
That's enough elements.
[Ed] I disagree! Sn Cup
Monster Zn
Rn Entebbe
Hg Rising
Si Valley
BASIC Instinct
Let's not get into IT Geeks' Film Club... At least, not yet.
The Avogadro's Constant Gardener
Kelvin and Perry Go Large
Galvani Get Your Gun
Sweet Ohm Alabama
Big Momma's Gauss
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Bernoulli
Inert Space
Sex, Alkalis and Videotape
Hello Polymer!
Das Square Root
The Indian in the Fume Cupboard
n1 - tricky one this. Prize for the first correct guess.
Pulp Fraction
The Old Curie's Shop
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Hexadecimal* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vampire Hunter PhD
Tesla of the D'Urbervilles
Absolute Power
Love Hertz
Atom's Rib
Fission Impossible
Weekend at Fermi's
Forever Young's Modulus
Maid in Manhattan Project
Milliken's Wake
Io Spy
Lord of the Saturn Rings
Saving Private Orion
Particle 99
Wallace and Comet
When Harry Met Halley
Europa Europa
Carlito's Milky Way
A Star Is Born
Snow and the Seven White Dwarfs
Star Way To Heaven
Love Starry
Storm of the Centauri
Ray
Raiders of the Lost Quark
Sun Like It Hot
Neon But the Brave
Moonstruck
No Crater Love
[irach] If you must post so many, at least check your duplicates. Please.
Comet to America
Io See Station Zebra
[irach] I don't think you know how irritating that is? I can't even be bothered to read through your posts to see if any of them are amusing. Hence, I can't be bothered to try and think up any of my own. Another player and I did that once (at least we took turns) and filled in a page or two of a game in half an hour. That was about 10 years ago. I cringe with shame now when I think of how crap an experience that must have been for everybody else.
Sorry. I guess nfras' 29 in a row did not offend (scroll above to DJs and rock artists) as much as mine. I guess different players, different rules?
[irach] Re: nfras - I did say this at the time. It's not personal, it just got to me more than usual today.
For my sins, I tend to play first thing in the morning, which is from around midnight for most of you, and maybe add the odd comment at around 4pm (about 7am for you guys) so there is little interaction with other players. It is a bit disconcerting to arrive at work and find that there have been 200 moves since I last posted. Having said that, I know I am guilty of posting long lists of moves but it does tend to be the norm in this game. Should we maybe look at limiting the number of consecutive moves to 3 or 4?
Oh, just get on with it - I'm just a boring old fart who's going to abstain from this game till he cheers up.
Antares Born
John Wayne in - The Researchers
Other notable offenders to the general 'only post one or two' rule are myself and UK as, although we do 'only post one or two', we play ping pong during office hours and by the time irach or nfras get there it's thirty or forty new ones for them. We're trying to find somewhere else to play so we don't piss so many people off but no luck so far with the Lockisseum...
[IS,P!] Perhaps the four of you could meet up and do it like a panel game. I'd be willing to chair... sounds a good concept. Maybe Radio 4 would be interested.
[Tuj] Radio 4 already do it - just not very often. It can be one of the funniest ISIHAC rounds.
[All recent disputants] I'm as guilty as the next man of overposting (as long as the next man's I Say, Porter!). I do confess that the huge blocks by irach & nfras are a little overwhelming on first sight, but as this is a fast moving game only at certain hours of the day, I can appreciate the frustration of sitting on a raft of good moves with the possibility that you'll never get the opportunity to play them all 2 or 3 at a time. Having said that, let me just add:
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
And Cu3Zn2ed Off
[UK] Nice! Isn't it time for a change?
[IS,P] Cheers, guv! Indeed - seems an appropriate juncture. Any suggestions?
Just going to throw in Rancid Al before the buzzer goes!
[UK] Have you actually seen that?
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Bring Me The Mohammed Of Alfredo Garcia
Patriarch Games
[IS,P] 'fraid not - just remember the poster campaign. Wanted to catch it at the time, though, as I'm a big fan of Joseph Fiennes. Anyway, on with the game!
The Vicar Man
Papal Bull
Archbi Shop of Horrors
Bishopric Up Your Ears
Priest is Priest
Preach for the Sky
Missionary Impossible
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Pulp Crucifixion
The Zion of Four
Ministers, Inc.
(Os)Iris
Rosary's Baby 'cos Cider with Rosary would be TV
Catholic on a Hot Tin Roof
Blue Jews
[UK] You don't half watch some rubbish.
I Know What You Did Last Sunni
Hide and Sikh
[IS,P] Please don't assume that my use of such titles implies that I've ever actually watched them! :-)
Curate Like Beckham
Amazon Women on the Moonies
Mormons From Outer Space I was toying with Throw Mormon From The Train
(Jehovah's) Witness
[IS,P] rofl - I was desperately trying to think of one for Mormons...
Rear Hindu
Psalm Like It Hot
[UK] I like Rear Hindu. Censer va Woman
Billy Buddha
Roman Catholic Holiday [IS,P] *grins*
Rite Club
Se7en (th day Adventists)
Krakatoa: Easter of Java
Moonquaker
Shi'as the One
An Anglican Werewolf in London
There's something about Hail Marys
Bahá'í Plains Drifter.
Rasta The Mohicans
The Longest Pray
Everything you always wanted to know about sects (but were afraid to ask)
Hello, Dalai!
Dude, Where's My Cardinal?
[UK] Eeek! This page has three posts that 'aint us. I'm going to fill up my Excel sheet for a bit...
[UK] Unless you want to play-by-email...
Then, when everyone's had a good go, we can chip in our faves.
That's not a bad idea! You'll have to use my work addy, though. I'll send it your way!
[UK] Get on with it, I've got twenty in my list already.
[IS,P] I already have - check your Hotmail!
[UK] I got plenty o' nothin'
[IS,P] Oh! T'was sent at about 3.15... Not to worry: try nick dot kirby, and, with an at, add that onto the front of lbbd dot gov dot uk and see if it gets through the corporate spam filter!
Sunni, I scud the Yids
The Mask of Zoroaster
Baha'i Baha'i Birdie [Phil] Let Baha'i-gones be Baha'i-gones : )
[irach et al] indeed
Agnostic and Old Lace
Carlito's Yahweh
Insh'allah Grave
101 Damnations
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
[Irg] So obvious it drove straight past my frontal lobes without me noticing! :-)
The Treasure of the Sierra Padre - makes me think of a cleric in a rusty Ford.
Roman Holy Day
When Hari Met Kali
The Druze Brothers
Bagger Vance Gita
The Italian Book of Job
Om Alone
[Irg] Re: Om Alone - LOOOL
Vicar Victoria
City Vicars
[Irg] Possibly even more obvious: Dude, where's Mecca?
Stand Up, Verger Soldiers
The Zen Commandments
Mosque O On The Hudson
Don't Talmud The Babysitter's Dead
Druid, Where's My Car oblig.
War of the Moses
There's Something About Mary
The Prince of Tithes
For Whom the Aya Tollahs
Taoister
Debbie Does Dalais
[UK] GUFFAW!
Catch Me If Wiccan
Pulpit Fiction
Shaman's Gotta Give
Saturday Night Shiva
Halo Dolly
Cleric the Viking
Odin-ary People
Loki and the Bandit
Nuns of Navarone
Monk Business
Wish You Were Herod
There's Something Abbot Mary
Te Deum The Races
Allah-din
Glengarry Glen Eros
One Jeh Ovah The Cuckoo's Nest
Big Vishnu
Cathedral Come Home
Minsters Inc. [UK] Thanks for the inspiration!
Mitre Joe Young
Iscariots of Fire
Jude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's Micah?
JuDas Boot
Raging Mullah
Beauty and the Priest
Shaman Who Knew Too Much
I ♥ Maccabees
Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist
[Phil] Coffee Spillage Alert!
Luke Who's Talking Now
The God Father
Barefoot In The Ark
Pan from U.N.C.L.E.
Look! Zeus Talking!
Jesu's Coming To Dinner
Sufi's Choice
Easy Tither
Bacchus to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wóden
I Know Quetzalcoatl You Did Last Summer
Frijja Willy
Diana the Day
Some Like It Gott
Hermes Goes Bananas
Salome Bombay
The Blues Brahmas
Saturn A Hot Tin Roof
Breakfast at Epiphany's
The Soma of '42
Mana in Black
Amon de Sources
To Osir-is, With Love
Praisin' Arizona
Educating Gita
[IS,P!] Fanks!
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
Ordinary Steeple
Magen David Copperfield
Gosford Ark
Jonah Lisa Smile
Caddy Meshach
I Am Psalm
Mr Holland's Opus Dei
1: Kings and 2: Kings (obviously the prequels to Three Kings)
The Silence of the Lamentations
So I Married an Acts Murderer
Joe's-Mary's Baby
Jezebels of San Angelo
Pope Floats
The Lost Goys
Mazelt//Off
[IS,P] :-)
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
An Officer and a Gentile Man
Sleepless in a Shtetl OK, not particularly religious...
Bend It Like Golem
Absence of Malachi
An Inconvenient Ruth
Bend It Like 'Becca
Lot's Stepford Wife
Martha, meet Sham, Ham and Japheth
The Cain Mutiny
The Silas of the Lambs
Haman Who Knew Too Much
Seven Dreidels for Seven Brothers
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Mary
Love, Honour and Obidiah
Reuben Arizona
Simeon to Watch Over Me
The Levi Daylights
Naphthali a Sunday
Dude, Isacchar
Asher the Titans
Dan Little Indians
Zebulun, Gad Friday
Benjamin Like Beckham
Judah, Where's my Car
The War Of The Josephs
That's the 12 tribes of Israel. Anyone fancy a new topic?
How about persons connected with Home construction (Architects, Plumbers,Electricians, Carpenters...)?
Suite Home Alabama
Delta Faucet
[irach] Well, we've already had Interior decorators half a dozen clubs ago, which covered most of these topics. Whilst your two are not duplicates, I can't see this one extending the Club very far, personally, and it'll be a bit of a pain to check duplicates...
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
How about POLITICIANS then?
Toy Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
West Side Tory
Stephen King's Christine (and Neil)
Blair of the White Worm
John Major League
Un-Commons Valor
Thatcher In The Rye
Lords of The King
Raiders of the Lost Chirac
The Big Chiltern Hundreds
Whig Momma's House
Harry Potter and the Order! Order! of the Phoenix
Kissing Rosemary's Baby
A Nightmare on Downing Street
Jack Straw Dogs
(although that could be considered a libellous statement)
My Left Michael Foot
Tango and Cash for Honours
Last Quango in Paris
Get Claire Shorty
Beyond the Valley of the Polls
Minority Report (sic)
The Water Marginal
The League of Honourable Gentlemen
The Hills Have Eyes To The Right
Catch Me If You Canvass
Wet Snide Tory
Gordon and Sarah and Tony and Cherie
Guess Who's Coming To No 10
King Congress
One Of Our Ballot Boxes Is Missing
Live and Let Diet
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Harvey Proctor
They Call Me MISTER Speaker!
Kremlins
Gandhi-man
Harold Smith Goes to Washington
Proportional Representation Zebra
Ice Cold in Alex Salmond
Putin On The Ritz
Hirohito's Way
Sinn Fein of the Fathers
Conservative Air
When A STRANGER! STRANGER! Calls
Rabin Hood
Evita es Bella`
Fall of the House of Representatives
Filibusters!
Gerrymander McGuire
Diebold Another Day
The Hansard of Orlac
The Parliament They Couldn't Hang
Two Jags for Mister Prescott
The Blair-Watch Project
Black Rod Down
Saddam Impact
Mackenna's Golda
Dumb and Duma
The Lawnmowlam Man
Bring Me the Hird of Alfredo Garcia
sorry, that should of course be Bring Me The Hurd of Alfredo Garcia
Robin Cook the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover did I get the punctuation correct?
Cheney Reaction
The Perfect Strom
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sleaze (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dáil M for Murder
Slush Fund with Dick and Jane
Kill Bill A favorite of Hillary's...
Some Ike It Hot
East of Anthony Eden
Enemy of the Statesman
Harry Potter and the Upper Chamber of Secrets featuring Lower House Elf Lobby.
An Officer and the Right Honorourable Gentleman for Antrim
CamerOn Golden Pond
A. Merkel on 34th Street
Nasser, With Love
Bright Lights, Big Idi
Sadat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fidel On The Roof
Motion's Eleven
Das Boothroyd
Tin Coup
Body Heath
Victory Atlee
Howard's Allende
To Czar, With Love
Robin Cook, The Milk Thief, The Supportive Wife, And The Gay Lover - could be considered a potted history of British politics over the last 20 years.
Truman Romance
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Fianna Fáil a Few Dollars More
Monster Raving Loonies Inc.
Lib Dem from Navarone
Trudeau Grit
Coal Miners' Botha
Brezhnev-er say Never Again
Educating Tito
The Wizard of Broz
The Whig Sleep
How To Lose Your Deposit In 10 Days
Harry Potter and the Chamberlain Secrets
Enemy At The Gaitskell
The Madness of Lloyd George
Honey, I Shrunk The Majority
Swing Creole
She's Gotta Have Pitt the Younger
Primary Colors
Husting Arizona
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Time for a new topic, anyone?
[UK] How about Teachers, Professors, Principals and Miscellaneous Educators?
Bring Me The Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia High
irach] You beauty!
Driving Miss Crazy
4th Graders of the Lost Ark
The Story of 'O' Levels
Midnight in the Kindergarten of Good and Evil
Ofsted Fred [Irg] I like "Driving Miss Crazy". Nicely done.
I Eg Sam
Flunking Arizona
[irach] Excellent - just the topic I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
Sir Crazy
Les Bicyle Sheds de Belsize
TruAntz
Homework Alone
Men in Blackboard
Sweet Home Economics
Chalk The Line
The Cane Mutiny
Force Ten Times Table From Navarone
Dunce Upon A Time In The West
Straw Dogs Chewed My Homework
Naked Packed Lunch
Monsters' Ink Monitor
Dinner Lady and the Tramp
Raging Bully
Amo - Amas - Amat - Amamas - Amatis - A Man For All Seasons
Pushing LaTin
Metalwork Shop Of Horrors, also Woodwork Shop of Horrors. I was shite at both.
Canteenwolf
Field Trip of Dreams
Thesis Spinal Tap
3/10 See Me, Myself and Irene
Breaking Class
Panic Staffroom
Schoolhouse Rock
Sports Day Of The Triffids
PlaygroundHog Day
Classroom With A View
Schoolmasters of The Universe
From Satchel
Mine Ornery Report
Of Mice and Mensa - Mensa - Mensam
Mr Chips Goes to Washington
The Prefect Storm
Ocean's Eleven Plus
Baccalauréat to the Future
About a Stupid, Lazy Boy
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven GCSEs
Degreen Mile
What's Eton Gilbert Grape?
Broken Harrow
Behaving Radley
East of Eton
Sorbonne Golden Pond
Princeton of Tides
Yale House Rock
Harvard's End
Bowling for Columbia
The Penn Commandments
An Ivy League Of Their Own
Confiscate and Leopold
A Cambridge Too Far
The Truth About Cats and Pedagogues
The Last King of Scotland? Anyone? Anyone...? James VI. Next question...
[UK] LOL.
The Cruel CSE
[IS,P] Ta!
Gordonstountouchables
Harrow Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where exam papers are kept
Ocean's 1st XI
The French Correction
Sleepless in Exam Season
High Detention
The Class Menagerie
The Birchman of Alcatraz
Raise The Red Lecturn
SATurday Night Fever
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
P.E.T.
[Irg] Thanks. Re:waiting Think how long I'm going to have to wait before I can use "I Know What You Did Last Supper"...
Sorbonne Free
Blackboard's Ghost
Look Who's Chalking Now
The M.I.T. Ducks
Invigilator 3: Examination Day
Proctor Zhivago
I am Exam
Ben Sir
Police Academics
Is this one flagging?
[IS,P] I fear so...
[UK] as soon as we start getting duplicates or near-duplicates (I ex am / I am exam), it's time to move on. Someone else's turn to choose.
How about The Soup Kitchen Film Club
For A Bowlful of Gruel
The Gruel Sea
Gruel Intentions
Like Watered Down Hot Chocolate
M.A.S.H.
Bring Me The Head of Cabbage of Alfredo Garcia
A Room With A Queue
Of Lice And Men
For a Fistful of Crumbs
Bag Lady and The Tramp
Soupless in Seattle
Homeless Alone
Broke, & Back on the Mountain
Room With A Stew
Kitchen Run
The Handout That Rocks The Ladle
GoldenEye-tinerant
Passage To Indigent
Hand-Out of Africa
Big Issues in Little China
Bring me some Bread for Alfredo Garcia
Roofless People
Cardboard Boxing Helena
The Hand-outs of Orlac
Salvation Army of Darkness
Stench of a Woman
Rash of the Titans
The Seven Yaer Itch
The Cruel Flea
Flophouse Rock
High Streets Drifter
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum
The Adventures of Sherlock Homeless
Brassic Off
Went The Day Welfare?
Grosse Pointe Blanket
The Unbearable Shiteness of Being
A Night Not To Remember
[Phil] Nice.
Wall Street-drinker [IS,P!] Ta
Black Hawk Down and Out
The Bums of Navarone
The Cider/Louse Rules
Sleeping Under The Bridges of Madison County
Goodwill Hunting
The Man Who Queued too Much
Peter Panhandle
Wino What You Did Last Summer
Any Which Way But Booze
The Doss-House Rules
Inebriate Mile
East of Moth-eaten
The Hoarse Whisperer
Boogeyman Nights
The Thin Bread Line
Bin Trek 3: The Search for Scotch
Hobo Lone
A Night in the Cells
The Dirty, Dossin'
Electric Duck Soup
How Green is my Bedding?
[UK] Electric Duck?
Peter Panhandler
[IS,P] OK - I thought that one might fall flat! A collision between the Marx Bros' film "Duck Soup", and a slang term for high-power lager, "Electric Soup".
Electric Soup is "a slang term for high-power lager". Not a very widely used one, methinks. On another subject, is this one flagging at all?
I believe it may be a particularly Caledonian term. Yes, this one's flagging greatly.
Caledonian, eh? How about SCOTS Film Club.
[IS,P] See yoo, Jimmy! Loch Ness In Anger
[UK] I was expecting Loch Ness and Two Smoking Barrels
Kilt Bill
Look Back in Angus
I concede! :-) Romancing the Stone of Scone
Reach for the Skye
The Great Muppet Caber
Clash of the Tartans
Bring Me The Edinburgh of Alfredo Garcia
The Forth Protocol
Born On The Forth Of July
Firth Blood
Never on A Dundee
Ye Tak' The High Road An' I'll Tak' The Low Road To Perdition
Loch Ness Monsters Inc.
Orkney the Slayer
Deep-Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café
Holyrood Ending
The Hunt for Plaid October
Sporran Correspondent
[irache] I got 9 Hitchcock films for 99 Eurocents a few months back (eleven cents each! cheap.), including some obscure ones I'd never seen. Genius.
Bonnie Prince Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dumb and Dumfries
Erin Brogue-ovich
Fort William The Bronx.
The Witches of Prestwick.
Con Ayr
The Highland of Dr Moreau
Whisky Business
Nessie Come Home
Haggis Who's Coming to Dinner
Och Aye, Robot
The Irn-Bru Man
The African Queen of the South
Alloa Dolly
Curling Arizona
Gleneagles Glen Ross
Dude, Where's My Carnoustie? oblig.
Kill Marnock
(briga)Dune [UK] LooooL!
Ben Nevis Say Ben Nevis Again [IS,P] Ta! Loved the witches.
The Dead Ullapool Oddly enough, quite an accurate description if I recall the place correctly
Went The Day Motherwell?
Ye cannae change the laws o' physics Jimanji
Smoked Scottish Salmon to Watch Over Me (as opposed to Scottish Smoked Salmon...)
Salmond's Gotta Give OOH! Bit o' politics.
Mighty Morphin' Power Celtic
Arf! Arf!
The Gretna Green Mile
Me, Myself, and Iona
The Remains of the Tay
Dumbarton: Special Agent
Braveheart and Coronets
(Greyfriars) Bobby
John Logie Baird on a Wire
(Auld Lang) Signs
Wullie Wonka and the Jocklate Factory
The Grampiano
Burns Night of the Iguana
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
20,000 Largs Under The Sea
Leith-al Weapon
The Madness of Kingussie
Bonnie in Clyde
The Spey Who Loved Me
This Island Perth
Get Shortbready
Deep Fried Mars Barttacks
From Mull
Stanley Baxter the Future
Connery Majesty's Secret Service
Och, tae...., pussy!
Dee Another Day
The Blair Atholl Project
Crocodile Dunfermeline
Moragtime
Fife Is Beautiful
Cairgormenghast
The Pitlochry and the Pendulum
Never Spey Never Again
Burns Night Supperman
One Flew Oban The Cuckoo's Nest
Star Trek III: The Search for Sp'Och with WilliTam O'Shatner
Stonybridge over the River Kwai for Absolutely fans.
The Beast With Fife Fingers
A Kelvinbridge Too Far
A Nightmare on Sauchiehall Street
A different slant: Bring me the heid of Alfredo Garcia
Meet the Peebles
Forfar Few Dollars More
Funeral In Bairlinnie
Kincardinontopia
...without the 3rd "n"
Dyce Station Zebra
Robert the Bruce Almighty
Whisky Business. [UK] re: Bruce - Dammit, that's in my excel sheet.
Thistle Down The Wind.
Lulu Who's Talking
Kaledonia
[IS,P] He he! BTW, I have to Bzzzt you for Whisky Business on behalf of irach.
Flash Gordonstoun
Debbie does Dalwhinnie
[UK] Arse.
Play Shinty For Me
Curling for Columbine
The Madness of King James
One Flew Over the Grouse's Nest
Glengarry Glenfiddich
The Drambusters
The Black Watch Project
Tom Cruise in The Old Firm
Die Ardrossan (and Die Ardrossan Twa, etc.)
Die Anoth Airdrie
Partick Stewart in Ochs Men
Dude - Where's My Arrochar?
[IS,P!] "shinty" made me laugh
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
The Cruel Sea You Jimmy [Phil] Thx.
Monster's Balmoral
The Land Before Tam O'Shanter
Glasgow West, Young Man
Original Dunsinane
Bannockburn, Hollywood, Bannockburn
Caledonian of the Wild
Woodstoch
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Barlinniebarella
Stalled again?
Ok how about

The Winter Sports Film Club

[Irouléguy] Thanks. Very well and very busy!
Fun With Nordic and Jane
Don't Look Snow
Fjord Consideration
Fjord Eyes Only
Dirty Ice Dancing
Tundra With Nordic Again
The Trail of The Lonesome Alpine
The Secret Val Gardena
I've been away for a while. I'll shut up now. Hello everyone!
Don't Luge Now
Curling for Columbine
The Cruel Ski
The Curling Fields
[Botherer] Hello again!
Rita, Sue and Bobsleigh
The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain
Ice Hockey Station Zebra
Where Eddie The Eagle Dares
Slalom Bombay
Hunt For Sled October
Pretty In Rink
Bring Me The Sled of Alfredo Garcia
Toboggan Never Dies
The Cresta Running Man
Ice Dance In Alex
Carlito's Sleigh
Ice Skating Zebra [Botherer] Indeed you have been away a good while, and indeed you are back again, and you are most welcome.
Snowball Fight at the OK Corrall
Sk8 Mile
White Men Can't Ski Jump
Das Ski-Boot
Biathlon Man
Doctor Sno.
Enter the Tobaggan
Frost on Space [Botherer] Been anywhere interesting? ;)
Moulin Luge
Any Which Way But Luge
Kiss Me Skate
Slalom's Lot
Salopette Cemetery
Cresta Run, Lola, Run
ScoobSki-doo [nfras] Shurely Run, Cresta, Run?
The Englishman who Climbed up a Hill But Skied Down a Mountain
[irach] Not too dissimilar from Korky's "The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain" but not quite close enough to BZZZZT!
Eddie the Eagle has Landed
Les Triplettes de Torville & Dean
Moguls are Easy
Whistler on the Roof
Freestyle Willy
Smilla's Sense of Snowboarding
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
The Skate Escape
Sergeant Salko
I was expecting this to have more legs.
The Zamboni Collector
Uncle Puck
True Lycra
I Know What You Did Last Winter
Winter Holiday
Winter in New York
Curl-y Top
Winter the Dragon
Easy Slider
Scarf-Face
War and Piste
The Blizzard of Oz
White-Out of Africa
Ski Sunday - Bloody Ski Sunday!
Rita, Sue and Bob-ble Hat
The Rink Panther
Freezin' Arizona
Speed Skating
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
I Know Where You Spent Last Summer
Scent ErParks Woman
Pontins, Texas
Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
Haven Private Ryan
A Man For All Hoseasons
Bonn Free
Pack Up Your Duffles
Saga Tour of Duty
Me, My Self Catering and Irene
The Thin Red Coat
Bring Me The Head Of Thomas Cook
Easyjet Rider
Ryanair's Daughter
The Witches of Gatwick
Terminal Travelocity
Kuoni Vadis [UK] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks!
Quat Quomen Quantas
Peter Pan Am
[IS,P] :-)
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
Con Aer Lingus
ABTA Pupil
Tora Tora Perator
[UK] Gandalf the Nazi, interesting concept.
The Man Who Flew Too Much
North By Northwest
Jumbo
Airbus Stop
Hello Orly
Bring Me The Stanstead Of Alfredo Garcia
My Airfare Lady
Commission Impossble
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
The Return Ticket of the King
BarMarbella
Ice Hotel Zebra
XXXPedia
Boeing Human
Boeing John Malkovich
Virgin Atlantic Suicides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Excursion of the Black Pearl
Bed & Breakfast at Tiffany's
Booking Miss Daisy
Cathay Come Home
Happily Ever ABTA
JAL House Rock
The Return Ticket of the King
What the ...Sorry, folks!
Salem's Aeroflot
The Fuel Surcharge of the Light Brigade
Every Which Way But Lins
All-Inclusive On The Western Front
Awayday of the Triffids
Weekend Getaway Carter
EuroStar Wars
Have we done this one to death?
Cabin Fever
A Touch of First Class
What The Butlins Saw
Return of The Red Eye
Raiders of The Lost Bag
The Loneliness of the Long-Haul Traveller
Con Air Miles
Born Frequent Flyer
The Fly-Drive
All change. Films scheduled for the Naturists Film Club
Coogan's Buff
Nine and a Half Streaks
Tango and Flash
Bumcrackatoa, East of Java
The Shipping Nudes
Naked Lunch
Barebareella
Dude - Where's my clothing?
Meat & Two Veg Me In St Louis
Indecent Exposure
The Last Emperor's New Clothes
Clear and Present Dangler
A Streaker Runs Through It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - that was easy.
Road Strip
My Bare Lady
The Man Who Showed too Much
A Few Nude Men - [UK] Clear and Present Dangler, genius.
Five Children and Tits
Free Willy
Undressed to Kill
Ice Station No Bra
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Nakid
Topless In Seattle
My Best Friend's Birthday Suit
Rebel without A Blouse
Starkers the Otter nfras - cheers!
Best on Show
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Beaver Pitch
Naked Guns
Whoops - forgot the bold, there!
Howard's Rear End
The Longest Sway
The Wicker-imprint Man
Stop, or my Mom will Faint
Breezy Strider
Some Like It Off
Where Regals Bare
Naked Bun
They Startle Horses, Don't They?
Fanny by Gaslight
A Hole in the Rabbit-Proof Fence
Catch-your-Death Wish II
Frigid Zones' Diary
The Devil Wears Nada
Arse Attacks!
Jack the Stripper
Snatch!
Cock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels
The Arse That Ate Paris
The Pelican Without Briefs
Gangs of Nude York
The Arse Menagerie
The Nipples Connection
The Trouble With Hairy
Sponge Bob- No Pants: The Movie
The Loin King
Jack's Ass
Jap's Eye of the Beholder
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
No Socks Please, We're British
Coldtitz [UK] Nada - genius. [SM] Nipples Connection? What movie is that supposed to be?
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
No Keks Please, We're British
How The Breast Was Sunned
Moon Struck
King Dong
The Brazilian Job [I'm still crying with laughter at "My Big Greek Wedding Tackle"]
Try not to stare at the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brothers Getyakitov
Star Kers - A Nude Hope
Charlie Brown and Droopy
Lake Flaccid
The Pube
Cabin Beaver
My Cousin's Wienie
Stuart's Is Little
Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Behind
Titty Woman
Tan 9 From Outer Space
No Thin White Lines
A Map of Tassie
Top Bun
A Man's Cold Arse
Bum Sight At The OK Corral
Norkies
James Bond in BrownEye
Nude, where's my car?
Mooning Arizona
Clothes Free
Au naturel Cid
James Bond in "OctogenarianPussy"
Doctor No Clothes
Forrest's Rump
No Britches In Madison Couny
Knickerless Nickleby, that's k-n-i-c-k-e-r-l-e-s-s
Show(everything)Girls
Time for a change methinks, how about

The Military Film Club

The Guns of Navarone (Oblig.)
Riddle of the Sandhurst
The Love Doodlebug
Alias Smith and Wesson
A Night Exercise To Remember
The Devil Wears Battledress
Dude, where's my Kalashnikov?
Once Upon a Time In The West Point
My Best Friend's Webbing
The King and Iraq
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldstream Guards
The Green Howards End
Field-Marshal of Dreams
God'sKilla
Return of the Pink Panzer
Hitler on the Roof
Salaam Bomb Bay
Brig o' Doom
The Great Gatling - starring MIA Farrow
82nd Airborne Free
Yomper Stomper
Gurkha the Otter
Wars, Mines and Ours
Army Get Your Gun
Spitfire of the Vanities
The Lavender Hill Demob
The Bombardier Hunter
The Sarge of the Light Brigade
The Full (Field Marshal) Monty
The Patton Club
Cool Gunnings
Big Rommel in Little China
Dr NCO
Somme Like it Hot
Dude where's my carbine?
Stalin Wars
Bren it like Beckham
Kevin and Perry Camouf Large
Blue Reveillevet
Basic Training
Putting On The Blitz
The Nukes of Hazard
Rommel Holiday
In The Berchetesgarden of Good and Evil
Where Eagles Nest
The Ark Royal Tenenbaums
<pedant>[UK] You forgot 'Midnight', and it's "Berchtesgaden"</pedant>
Jay and Silent Bob Surgical Strike Back
House of AWACS
M*A*S*H Ado About Nothing
Luftwaffe for Chocolate
[IS,P] You're quite right! Nothing wrong with pedantry! [Irach] Bugger! I was trying SO HARD to think of something involving Luftwaffe!
Peter's Friendly Fire
Peter Panzer
Minefield of Dreams
The Hummer of '42
About Messerschmitt
Biggles Trouble in Little China
Lockheed, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Stuka on You
Japs at Sea
Meet the Fokkers
Dial M16 for Murder
Out of the Afrika Korps
Enemy at the Wingate
Home Guard Alone
Citizen Hurri-Kane
When Bomber Harris Met Sally
Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Admiral
Paras, Texas
Horseguards Feathers
Father Goose Green
Bring Me The Headquarters Of Alfredo Garcia
Steven Spielberg's G.i.
Planet of the APC
Pontoon Bridge to Terabithia
Out of North Africa
Fat Man
Maid In Manhattan Project
A Warrant Officer and a Gentleman
The Mod Squaddie
When Harrier Met Sally
Ocean's F1-11
Jaw-Jaws
Strafing Arizona
Weird. Let's try Strafing Arizona
Pershing Tin
D-Day Afternoon
I Know What U-Boat Did Last Summer
Love Citori
Operation Overlord Cuckoo's Nest
Shell-o Grave
Black Batallion
The Grenadier Hunter
Grenade In Places
Bomb The Waterfront
A Clockwork Agent Orange
A Desert Storm
The Man With The Gold Napalm
Blazing Battles
The Man Who Broke The Tank At Monte Carlo
King Solomon's Minesweeper
The Best Little Whorehouse in Semtexas
Three Days of the Cordite
Howitzer West Was Won
The Admiral Chrichton
The Exorcet [UK] Spelling!
[IS,P] Fairy nuff!
Men in Black Watch
LieutenAntz
Gurkhy Park
The Perfect Stormtrooper
Panzer's Labyrinth
Crouching Tiger, Hidden T34
Adolf and Winston's Excellent Adventure
How The West Bank was Won
Black Watch Down
Six Day War and Seven Night Bombings
The Muppets Annex The Sudatenland
Madame Butterfly-Bomb
Patriot Missile Games
Not to mention: anything filmed in SuperMarineAtion. Is this sort of thing allowed? If not: Sorry.
Friendly Firestarter
Anschluß of Green Gables
The Fight Stuff
Who's Afraid of 2nd SS Division Das Reich?
The Stalingrad-uate
Carry On Bringing Democracy and Freedom to Iraq (at gunpoint)
The Seventh SEAL
Blade Gunner
Run Silent, Lola, Run Deep
Black Ops Beauty
The Tanks That Ate Paris
Radio-Controled Drone Days
A Night-Sight at the Opera
The Squadfather
Time for a change, methinks.

Journalists / writers
Abridged Too Far
The Daily Mirror Cracked
Dude, Where's My Carbon Paper?
Bring me the Headline of Alfredo Garcia
Page Three From Navarone
The Evil Deadline
Minority Reporter
The Obit
Heavy Hot Metal
Times and Time Again
All Quiet On The Western Front Page
Author Pretty Horses
Hack to the Future
Bowling for Column Inch
Ed, Edd and Editor
Dial M for Murdoch
Expense Fiddler on the Roof
The Thin Head Line
The Guardian, obviously
Spreads

Page One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

only bolder.
Edition: Impossible
Bullets Over Broadsheet
Press of the D'Urbervilles
The Printer's Devil Wears Pravda
Where Der Spiegels Dare
Censor and Censorability
The Source Whisperer
The Cruel CNN
A Nightmare on Fleet Street
Went The Day Maxwell?
No Essex Chronicle, Please, We're British
The Independant's Day
Butch and Sundance: The Early Edition
Independent's day. D'oh!.
You've Got The Mail on Sunday
LIFE is Beautiful
Bridget Jones' Daily
La Page au Folle
Von Ryan's Daily Express
Observer, Where Art Thou?
The French Lieutenant's Woman's Own
Reader's Beaugest [Irg] thanks for the idea.
The Ink Panther
The Longest Daily
Weekend at Bernie's
The Printer's Devil Wears Prada
[Raak] buzz! Pick another one.
Non-Printing Blank Space Balls
The Linotype in Winter
The Greatest Story Ever Spiked
Dude, Where's My Guardian?
The Spy Who Loved Metro
The Remains of the Daily Mail
Proofreader
Empire of The Sun
Pretty Woman's Own
Is Pulp Fiction just a little too obvious? :-)
Phil] No more so than F.T.
or indeed F Xtra
or Ed Woodpulp
or Three Men and a Baby, which I should perhaps point out starred Steve Guttenburg.
The Man with Two Typefaces
QUERTY Goes Bananas
Book Tour of Duty
sorry that should of course be QWERTY Goes Bananas
The Daily of the Triffids
Is Paris Match Burning?
Cool Hand Rupert
When Ha'aretz Met Sally. Greetings from sunny East Jerusalem :op
Al-Ayyam Sam. You guessed it - off to Ramallah today.
Mirror Mask
The News of the World is Not Enough
The Time Out Machine
Big Issue in Little China
The Evil Ed.
Alien vs. Editor
All change

The Farmers' Film Club

Those Magnificent Men In Their Sperry-New Holland Model 3420 Combine Harvesters C/W Optional Chaff Seperator
All Quiet On The Western Pasture
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Muckspreading
Grain of Fire
My Left Foot & Mouth
Beverley Hills Crop
Good Swill Hunting
One Million Years B.S.E.
Wheat The Parents
For a Fistful of Subsidies
BSE Max
My Left Foot and Mouth
[Irg] Inspired! Perhaps by Korky's post seven before yours?
Alien vs. RedTractor
Battleship Lambkin
Broken Harrow
On a Clear Day You Can Seed Forever
Apocalypse Plough
Bridget Jones' Dairy Farm
Electric Blue Tongue
Bring Me the Herd of Alfredo Garcia
Furrow Few Dollars More
The Tilling Fields
Brother, where are t'plough?
Grazin' Arizona
Rag Time
(OOps..thought we were still on the journalists)...
The Manure That'd Pew Too Much
Thresher in the Rye
Field of Greens
Fertilize Beneath
The Cruel BSE
Barn on the 4th of July
Everyone else has done a BSE one so: The BSE Shall Not Have Them
Mulholland Cattle Drive okay, so that one is actually ranching rather than farming per se
Dr Strangelove or Cow I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb
Sheep
And the sequel, Ayesha, the Return of Sheep
[SM] To this city person, ranching is just a type of farming.
Investigation of an Animal Health Laboratory Above Suspicion
Sacks of Fertilizer and Oil Seed Rape
Remains of the Hay
The Soy Luck Club
Happy Wheat
Barn Free
Run, Canola, Run!
Barley Legal
Dude, Where's My Corn?
BSE's been done to death, so: El Cjd
Rye The Beloved Country
Citizen Cane
Corn Free
Beverly Hills Crop
[Raak] Surprisingly similar to Uncle Korky's "Beverley Hills Crop"
Days of Swine and Roses
I Know What You Sowed Last Summer
A.I.
Corn on the 4th of July
[IS,P] Not quite so similar to yours, I hope! :-)
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Brassica Park
The Blue Legume
Paddy Shack
Groundnut Day
Wheat's New, Pussycat?
A Nitrate At The Opera
Fertilizer Apache, The Bronx
Flock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Good Hop, Bad Hop
The Sty Who Loved Me
Finnegan's Rake
Thoroughly Modern Millet
Loam Alone
Bowling for Combine (Harvester)
An Inconvenient Boll Weevil
Hoof Framed Roger Rabbit?
Investigation of a Common Agricultural Policy Above Suspicion
The Cotton Club
Who Farmed Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Crops
Sow I Married An Axe Murderer
Goose Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
The Spy Who Came In From The Colt
The Caine Toad Mutiny
Born Fresian
DW Griffith's Birth of Irrigation
Butterchurn 8
The Threshman
Why We Harvest
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
The Mung and Sixpence
Goodbye Mr. Cow Chips
The Corn Ear of Living Dangerously
Night of the Living Cowshed
The Man Who Went Up A Hill and Came Down A Goatheard
Das Oat
Manon of the Spring Pea
Of Field Mice and Men
The Great Cornfield, Minnesota Bank Raid
Fresian Frame
The Dairy of Anne Frank
2001: A Maize Oddessy
The Blight Stuff
The Siring of the Lambs
Jersey Girl
C.O.R.N.
Barn on the 4th of July
The Chill Tractor
The Deere Hunter
The Andromeda Grain
[Sierra Mike] What's a goatheard? Not much except 'baaaa' That'll be 'Goatherd', and it was quite sick. Keep it up!
Hmmm, Barn on the 4th of July again, let's stay awake, people! There's life in this one yet.
[Uncle Korky] Where are you? I know I'm miles from anywhere but what's your excuse?
Poltergeist II: The Set Aside
How the West Was Sown
The Charge of the Blight Brigade
Little Slop of Horrors
Live and Let Sty
Pig
Hrududu, Where's My Car?
[I Say Porter] (Heard) Bit of a personal blind spot. Expect more of this.
(4th) I was refering to the DVD "Gold" Edition with deleted scenes, commentary and gag reel. If they can sell it again, I can use it again.

Time and Agrain
Rye-Bye Birdie
The Farmer, His Wife, The Farmhand and The Bloke What Comes In On Weekends To Help With the Pigs
Jean de Cauliflorette
Milking Miss Daisy
The Thin Durhum
Forrest Stump
Dude, Where's My Stump-grinder?
Stump Up The Volume
In The Name of the Fodder
Alfalfie
and Bring Me the Head of Alfalfa Garcia
Gone With The Wind Farm
Wheat Dreams May Come
Pig Trouble in Little China
Bullitt
[SM] Love "The Farmer...."
The Germinator
Sprout of Africa
Kohlrabi Goes Bananas
Das Root
Flax Gordon
Aeon Flax
Everything You Wanted To Know About Flax But Were Afraid To Ask
Colorado Beetlejuice
Rabe Roy
Silage Marner
The Sward In the Stone
Rutabaga 66
Massey Ferguson or Bust
What's Up Flock?
I Know What Ewe Did Last Summer
The Rambusters
Foraging Bull
The Fabulous Acre Boys
Tarzan of the Grapes
Bull Durham
Wheat About Bob?
The Story of Oat
Wheat Until Dark
Strictly Sorghum
Livestock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Watercress File
Run Silent, Run Sheep!
Of Rice and Men
Where I once lived, sod farming was popular. I shall now pay tribute to the instant lawn industry:

The Grass Menagerie
Grasslight
Sod's Little Green Acre
Blade Runner
Blade
Mown Away
Black Snake Mown
Mownalisa
Obviouly, I missed the "gardener" version of this game. E'en so, there shouldn't be any duplicates in there.
Lettuce from Iwo Jima
The Carrot Kid
A Chorus Lime
Lawrence of Arable
Geroff Moi Land That Time Forgot
Bedtime for Garbanzo
The Herd Man of Alcatraz
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Oat
Singin' in the Grain
Das Goat
Thinking about it, that should have been Das Goot
Rear Windmill
Taladega Nights: The Legend of Hayricky Bobby
Hayricky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind Hayricky, Hayricky
Tsk. "your". 2/10 See Me.
Alpaca Quiet on the Western Front
The Lion, The Witch and The Water-Trough
Baling for Columbine
Meet the Pitchforkers
The Summer Wheat of '42
Locust Pocus
Escarole from Alcatraz
Is it just me, or is this "Farmer" classification a mite broad for this game? It seems we are using up all sorts of (perfectly acceptable) titles that would be even funnier for different but more restricting occupations. Not complaining, mind, just observing
Thunderbolt and Blight Foot
Chaff The Richard Rowntree vesrion
"vesrion". tsk 2/10 See Me
The Blight of the Phoenix The James Stewart version
Out of Scythe
Sprout Specific
Winnow-the-Pooh
Sprout of Africa
Uncle Tom's Cabbage
Masque of the Red Cabbage
A Fistfull of Sugarbeet
For a Few Beets More
The Good, The Bad and the Beetroot
The Spud, The Bad and the Ugly
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm
Graze the Red Lantana
Cattle of the Bulge
Cow Green Was My Valley
Red Beet
Master And Commander Of The Other Side Of The Cowshed
The Cattle of Britain
Cattle on a Hot Tin Roof
Beef Encounter
The Slices of the Lamb
I am Ham
Mars Haystacks
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
The Man With the Golden Grain
[Sierra] Yes, and it also overlaps with several occupations already done. I was about to play Abbatoir -- The Movie and discovered I'd used it in the very first round.
Do you think we should pick another film club then?
William Till
David Copper's Field
Straw Deal
Perhaps we're out of film clubs?
A word from our sponsors?
We could try one more- OPTICIANS, OPTOMETRISTS AND OPHTHALMOLOGISTS, e.g. Eye Spy or Dante's Peek?
Twenty-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Star Trek: First Contacts
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Gaze of Thunder
Glancing with Wolves
Children of the Cornea
Hocus Focus
Vision Quest
Orb Roy
Apt Pupil
The Eye Who Loved Me
The Big E See
Lensgarry Lens Ross
Macula
Hallam Fovea
Cataract on A Retina Roof
Mr. Holland's Myopias
The Stye Who Came In From the Cold
The Silence of the Lens
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
For better or Worse...better...worse...better...worse
Glaucoma
My Glare Lady
Our Man Squint
Pretty in Pink Eye
Astigmatism of the Dump
Star Trek: The Next Macular Degeneration
The Luck of the Iris
The Glasses Menageries
Uvea Only Live Twice
Dioptre Hard
Everything You Wanted To Know About Specs* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vision: Impossible
Tear Duct Soup
LASIK Come Home
Bram Stoker's Ocular
Myopic Left Foot
Lash Tango in Paris
Contact (Lens)
The Andromeda Eyestrain
Tear Hunter
Dilating Miss Daisy
Dilate With A Vengeance
The Unbearable Lightness Of Seeing
Sight Club
Monocle of the Glen
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Pince-Nez Bride
Deuteranopia, Where's My Car?
Dilate for Murder
Specs, Lies And Videotape
No Optrex, Please, We're British
Legally Blind
Eye Sage
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
For Four Eyes Only
Silence of the Lombs
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Vision Center
Lasik Sunday Afternoon
Around the Horn Rims
Murder on the Vision Express
The Presbyopic's Analyst
Basic Insquint
The Glaucoma of'42
Mr. Dollond's Opus
Das Boots
Patch Addams
An Inconvenient Lost Nosepad Screw
Everything You Wanted To Know About Spherical Aberration But Were Afraid To Ask
Double Vision or Nothing
The Silence of Bausch and Lomb
The Third Monocle
Three Colour Vision Defects: Protanopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Deuteranopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Tritanopia
Seeing-Eye Dog Day Afternoon
Citizen Cane
Braille House Rock
In Like Squint
Meet the Focus
On A Clear Day You Can See....about ten yards
Mon Ocle
[Kim] "Mon Ocle" - nice :-)
Eyewear to Heaven
Butch Cassidy and the Sunglass Kid
LASIK Instinct
La Société du Spectacle
This has stalled somewhat...
SANTA'S GROTTO FILM CLUB
Hawk the Sleigh-er
The Jingle Bells of St Mary's
Clear and Presents Danger
North Pole by Northwest
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Toy-tal Recall
The Reindeer on the Roof
Fat Man and Little Boy
The Grate Escape
Dasher in the Rye
Dancer with Wolves
Schindler's Christmas list
Ho Ho Ho Brother, Where Art Thou?
Miracle on Easy Street
Three StocKings
Bringing In the Rein
The Elfin Man
Grand Ho Ho Hotel
The Reindeer (Spoof on Hitchcock's "The Birds.")
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Longest Sleigh
Fat on A Hot Tin Roof
The Best Little Ho Ho Whorehouse in Texas
Santa Fe Trail
Saint Nicholas Nickelby
Crimson Yuletide
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sacks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
When Dasher Met Prancer
Citizen Candy Cane
Roaming Holly Day
The Good, the Bad and the Naughty
American Mince Pie
There's No Business Like Snow Business
The Return of the Pink Santa
The Donner of '42
Hunt for Red Rosy Cheeks
The Trifleman
All Tinselley On The Western Front
An Inconvenient Queen's Speech
The Gifters
8-Mile (it's got wrap music in it)
The Not-so-Thin Man
Me, My Elf and Irene
Little Workshop of Horrors
Rita, Sue and Baubles Too
Elf Not a fan of Will Farrell (sp?), but I can't believe it wasn't thought of before!
Silent Night of the Living Dead
Ding Dong Merrily on High Society
The Santa Bug, The Touch of Santa, Son of Santa, The Brotherhood of Santa, Santa Never Sleeps, Daughters of Santa, Santa Hates You, Sold To Santa ...and many many more.
Claus
Snowman Is An Island
HollyDay On Ice
The Jingle Book
Snow White Beard and the Seven Dwarfs
Citizen Candy Cane
X-mas Men
Sled Dragon
Elfboy
Dog Sleigh Afternoon
The Sleigh of the Triffids
The Sleigh the Earth Stood Still
The Dawn of the Sled
Sled Dawn come to that
Reindeer Man
Clear and Present Danger
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
[SM] Garcia, at last. Hooray! :-)
Driving Mistletoe
Time for a new club? I was going to suggest Sex Maniac and Nympho Film Club but I'm not sure if the possibility of offending everyone and coaxing responses that will show everyone at their worst is worth the opportunity to play Give Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia.
Has anyone a good idea for a film club?
Nope. Greengrocer's fan club?
Didn't we already do that?
How about Hunter-Gatherer Film Club? That way I can use Bring Me The Herd Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or Ornithologist's Film Club: Bring Me The Bird Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or the Trainspotter's Film Club: Bring Me The 1976 M-702 Diesel Locomotive of Alfredo Garcia
Picnickers' Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Al Fresco Garcia
Funeral directors? Ring me the Dead of Alfredo Garcia
G-Plan Film Club? Bring Me The Bed Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonial Hanging Judges' Film Club? String up the Neds of Diego Garcia
The Young Communists Film Club? Bring Me the Reds of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club Bring Me The Meds of Alfreda Garcia
Italian Cooking Show Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Garcia, Alfredo
FBI Trainee Film Club? Bring Me The Feds Of Alfredo Garcia
Grateful Dead Fans Film Club? Bring Me the Grateful Dead of Alfredo..no, Jerry Garcia
Irish Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Alfred O'Garcia
Antiques Roadshow Film Club? Ming Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
Toxic Materials Clean-Up Crew Film Club? Bring Me The Lead of Alfredo Garcia.
[Irach] - GDFC would also work with Bring Me the Deadheads of Jerry Garcia. If only I had thought of it first. :)
Bankers' Film Club: Bring Me the Credit Rating of Alfredo Garcia
The No-Blondes Here Film Club? Bring Me the Redhead of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia
The Godfather Fan Club Film Club Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Corleone
Or how about horny teenager explotaition film club? Bring Me The Coed of Alfredo Garcia.
And of course, Welsh Nationalist Film Club - Bring Me The Bewts-Y-Coed Of Alfredo Garcia.
Halfords film club? Bring Me The Headrest Of Alfredo Garcia.
One Hit Wonder Film Club? Bring Me The Right Said Fred of Alfredo Garcia "I'm too sexy for all this driving around with a rotting head on the Mexican Border..."
P*ss-poor Markup FIlm Club? Oh, I already did that.
Dunlop tires film club? Bring me the tread of Alfa Romeo Garcia
Low Expectations Film Club? Bring Me Some Shred Of Alfredo Garcia.
Hip-Hop Makeover Film Club? Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Commuter Railway Film Club? Bring Me The Head-End Power Of Alfredo Garcia
Warburton's Family Film Club? Bake Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Hotel Maids' Film Club? Make Me The Bed of Alfredo Garcia
Run-of-out-Storage-Space Hoarder's Club? Bring Me the Shed of Alfredo Garcia
Golfers' Film Club? Bring Me The Clubhead Of Sergio Garcia
Duck-feeders' Film Club? Sling Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
British History Buff's Club? Bring Me The Ethelred of Alfredo Garcia
Jasper Carrot Film Club? Bringuz The Moped Of Alfredo Garcia
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Walrus Lovers' Film Society? Bring Me The Pinniped of Alfredo Garcia
Geordie Fillum Club? Bring Wuz The Heed Of That Theor Radgie Fred Garcia Gadgie, Man, Pet, Man.
Geometrician's Film Club? Bring Me The Parallelpiped of Alfredo Garcia
Tank Mechanic's Film Club? Bring me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Sorry, just spotted "Dunlop tires". Retracted. aicarG oderflA fo daerT eht em gnirB
Cardiovascular Workout Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the Treadmill of Alfredo Garcia
Cemetery Workers' Film Club? Bring Me The Headstone of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club again? Bring me the Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Rare Bowie Recording Enthusiasts Film Club? Bring Me The "Helden" of Alfredo Garcia. Just for one day, of course.
Satanists Film Club? Bring Me the Hades of Alfredo Garcia
Anagrammatists Film Club? The Headboard Effacing Rigmarole
Pleasure Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Hedonist, Alfredo Garcia
Re: irach - Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia.
Shurely Star Wars?
Slovenian Film Club? Bring Me The Bled Of Alfredo Garcia
Give Me My Head Back
Chinese Philosophers' Film Club? I Ching Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Ibsen Fans' Film Club? Bring Me The Alfredo of Hedda Gabler
James T Kirk Fan Club Film Commitee best picks? Bring Me The Head Of Khan Noonien Singh
Play School Film Club? Bring Me The Big Ted of Alfredo Garcia
Hairdresser's Film Society? Bring Me the Braid of Alfredo Garcia
Rastafarian Hairdressers' Film Club Bring Me the Dreadlock of Alfredo Garcia
Picnicers' Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Alfresco Garcia
Naval Base Commander's Film Club? Bring Me to the Headquarters of Diego Garcia
I can't believe we haven't had this one already - Bricklayer's Film Club? Bring Me The Hod Of Alfredo Garcia
Gambler's Film Club: Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Sewing Circle Film Club: Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Internet porn film club: Britney Gives Head To Alfredo Garcia yes, it's the sheepskin...
Nobel Peace Prize Film Club? Bring Me the Head of Al Gore
Dunlop Enthusiasts Film Club Bring Me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Street Hoopla Lovers' Film Club? Bring Me to the Parade of Alfredo Garcia
Cable Internet Network Managers' Film Club? Ping me the Headend of AlfredoGarcia.Com
Doomsday Soothsayers' Film Club? Bring Me the Armageddon, Alfredo Garcia
The ******** Enthuisasts' Film Club? Give Me Some Head, O, Alfredo Garcia
[Kim] Bzzzt! - Repetition
Flintstone's Impersonation Society's Film Club? Bring Me the Fred of Alfredo Garcia
Irish Singer O'Connor's Fans' Film Club Bring Me Sinead, O Alfred O'Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
[irach] Buzz! Graham III already did Dunlop Film club almost word for word.

Unix Batch Text Editor Film Club? Bring Me The Sed Of Alfredo Garcia
Mathematical Proof Film Club? Bring Me The QED Of Alfredo Garcia
Calendar Abreviationist (midweek chapter) Film Club? Bring Me The Wed. Of Alfredo Garcia.
Counter Spy Assasination Film Club?Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gar, CIA.
"If you're going out anyway could you just" Film Club? Bring Me a Head of Lettuce
Toast Lovers Film Club. Singe Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Defence Radar Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the NORAD of Alfredo Garcia.
Semi-Precious Stone Jewellery Makers' Film Club Bring Me the Jade of Alfredo Garcia
Bible-readers Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Giovanni Battista
Sick to Death of Tolkien Movie Adaptations Film Club? Bring Me The Head Of Bilbo Baggins.
Marmite, Bovril and Assorted Condiments Fanciers' Film Club? Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Swedish Furniture Film Club? Bring me a bed from Alfredo's IKEA
[Juxta] Very good :-)
Sneaker Film Club? Bring Me The Keds Of Alfredo Garcia.
Photoemitting Semiconductor Designer Film Club? Bring Me The LED of Alfredo Garcia
Apropos of this recent spate of "Garcias", I thought you guys should link to this story and have a giggle.
Domestic Help Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Maid of Alfredo Garcia
Eugenics Proponents' Film Club? Bring Me the Well-Bred Alfredo Garcia
Shipboard Facilities Film Club? :Bring Me To The Head Of The SS Alfredo Garcia
Wales Tourism Promotion Board Film Club? Bring Me to Gwynedd, O Alfredo Garcia
Tom Clancy Tie-In Film Club? Bring Me The Red October (of Alfredo Garcia).
Microsoft Project Film Club? Bring Me The Schedule Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiara and Crown Manufacturers' Guild Film Club? Bling We the Head of Alfredo Garcia
[irach] That comes perilously close to repetition. I hear the sounds of the barrel bottom being scraped.
Coopers Film Club? Bring Me the Barrel of Alfredo Garcia
Take-Me-To-Your-Leader Film Club? Bring me the head of Pyongyang, Korea
People-Wanting-to-be-taken-on-a-trip-when-that-pesky-Alfredo-Garcia-has-been-chosen-to-go Film Club? Bring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Trying-to-lure-Alfredo's-Girlfriend-Away Film Club? Ring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Amateur Jewellery Makers' Film Club? String Me The Bead of Alfredo Garcia
The Society For the Preservation Of The Dignity of Dead People Through Cosmetic Grooming Film Club? Trim Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. [blamelewis] I liked your "instead" ones very much.
[SM] Thanks :)
Amateur Crooners' Film Club? Sing Me the Ballad of Alfredo Garcia
Getting it Slightly Wrong People's Film Club? Dude! Where's the Head of Alfredo Garcia?
[Phil] Ha, like that =)
Yin Me the Yang of Alfredo Garcia
Solely because I have no better ideas Film Club Flog me the Dead Horse of Alfredo Garcia (or to put it another way - how about moving on?)
How about

DOUBLE BILL FILM CLUB

Sherlock Holmes and Julie Andrews in 'The Hound of Music'

Jeff Bridges and Vivien Leigh in 'Tron With The Wind'
Aragorn and Tarka the Otter in Lord of the Ring of Bright Water.
George Clooney and Deborah Kerr in 'Three Kings and I' [lol bigsmith]
Eddie Murphy and Sally Field in 'Trading Places in the Heart'
Steve Martin and Lee Marvin in 'Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen'
Jessica Alba and Billy Crystal in 'Sin City Slickers'
Warren Oates and David Hemmings in 'Bring Me The Head Of Alfred The Great [Sorry!!]
Joseph Fiennes and Hugh Grant in Shakespeare in Love, Actually
Bruce Willis and Jack Palance in Hudson Hawk the Slayer
Clint Eastwood and John Candy in High Plains Trains and Automobiles Drifter
Clint Eastwood and Meg Ryan in When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Nicholas Cage and Ben Kingsley in 'Gandhi in Sixty Seconds'
Hilary Swank and James Earl Jones in Boys Don't Cry, the Beloved Country
N!xau and Gene Wilder in The Gods Must be Stir Crazy
John Wayne and David Bowie in The Man Who Shot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Keanu Reeves and Joaquin Phoenix in Matrix Signs
Brad Davis and Fred Astaire in Von Ryan's Midnight Express
William Powell and Doris Day in The Thin Man Who Knew Too Much
Danny DeVito and "Wart" in Romancing the Sword in the Stone
Steve McQueen and Roberts Mitchum/De Niro in The Great Escape Fear
Paul Newman ad Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou on a Hot Tin Roof
Walt Disney and Guillermo Del Toro present Peter Pan's Labyrinth
Julia Roberts and Boris Karloff in The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Jack Lemmon and Genevieve Bujold in Ann of The Thousand Days of Wine and Roses
Roger Moore and Bruce Willis in Live and Let Die Hard
Hugh Jackson and Demi Moore in A Few Good X-Men
Haley Joel Osment and Will Smith in AI, Robot
Martin Lawrence and Paris Hilton in Big Momma's House of Wax
Clint Eastwood and Debra Winger in Where Leagal Eagles Dare
Al Gore and Uma Thurman in An Inconvenient Truth About Cats And Dogs
Ralph Fiennes and Rowan Atkinson in The Johnny English Patient
Cameron Diaz and Dick Van Dyck in There's Something About Mary Poppins
Sid James and Sissy Spacek in Carrie on Camping
Maureen O'Hara and Patty Duke in How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
Audrey Hepburn and the Mutt in My Fair Lady and the Tramp
Daniel Day-Lewis and John Cusack in the ludicrously ponderous The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Timothy Dalton and Greogry Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford in Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Richard Dreyfuss and Celia Johnson in Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
George C. Scott and Javier Bardem in Dr. Strangelove in the Time oF Cholera
The Beatles and Katharine Hepburn in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night
Henry Fonda and Lou Romano in The Grapes of Ratatouille
Henry Fonda and William Shatner in Star Trek 2: The Grapes of Khan
Henry Fonda and John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grapes
Jhnny Depp and Henry Fonda in What's Eating Gibert's Grapes of Wrath
Richard Dreyfuss and Orson Wells in Close Encounters of the Third Man
Vin Diesel and Ewan MacGregor in Pitch Black Hawk Down
Walter Matthau and Robert Morley in Those Magnificent Grumpy Old Men in Their Flying Machines
Julia Roberts and Trevor Howard in The Pelican Brief Encounter
Kate Hudson and Tom Cruise in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Yul Brynner and Brad Pitt in The Magnificent Se7en
Elliot Gould and Michelle Holmes in Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, Rita, Sue and Bob, Too.
Bill Murray and Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink Stripes
Dan Futterman and Michael Palin in Shooting Fish Called Wanda
Audrey Hepburn and Kathy Bates in Breakfast at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Sylvester Stallone and Marlon Brando in Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Bette Davis and Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, Voyager
Steve Martin and Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Rotten Scoundrels
Marilyn Monroe and Simon Pegg in Some Like It Hot Fuzz
The voice of Tom Hanks and Corinne Clery in Toy Story of O.
Alistair Sim and Catherine Deneuve in Belles Du Jour of St Trinnians
The voice of Tom Hanks and John Hurt in Midnight Polar Express
Jeanne Moreau and Drew Barrymore in Jules E.T. Jim
Raul Julia and Mominmamma in Finn Family Values
Zooey Deschanel an Dirk Bogarde in A Bridge To Terabithia Too Far
Colin Firth and Sienna Miller in The Importance of Being A Woman of No Importance
Uncle Remus, Bloody Mary and Kenny in Song of the South Park Pacific
Roberto Benigni and John Cleese in The Life of Brian is Beautiful
Richard Dreyfuss and Richard Basehart in Close Encounters of the Third Reich
Marlene Dietrich, Spencer Tracey and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2- Judgement Day at Nurenberg
Hugh Grant and Jake Gyllenhaal in The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Barbara Streisand and Wynona Ryder in Funny Girl, Interrupted
Daniel Day Lewis and Liza Minelli in Gangs of New York, New York
Omar Sharif and Katherine Zeta Jones in Dr. Chicago
Jenny Agutter and Jack Nicholson in Walkabout Schmidt
Tura Santana and Uma Thurman in Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill Bill!
Catherine Hepburn and Ringo Starr in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night.
Sorry, I didn't see Robin had already put that one on the Marquee. Retracted.
I'll replace it with Paul Newman and Winona Ryder in Fat Man and Little Women.
and Michael J. Fox and Keith Gordon in Christine Wolf.
Hugh Grant and Michael Caine in Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin
An all-star cast, too numerous to mention, in The Man Who Would Be The Man Who Wasn't The Man Who Knew The Man Who Sued The Man Who Shot The Man Who Forgot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Brigitte Bardot, Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks in Saving A Very Private Ryan Benjamin Affair
Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox in The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Kevin Costner and a giant monster in Cloverfield of Dreams
Dick Van Dyke and Robert Downey Jr in Kiss Bang Chitty Chitty Kiss Bang - or something
John Cleese and Mickey Rourke in Rumblefish Called Wanda
Ewan McGregor and Walter Matthau in Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Vinnie Jones and Leonard Nimoy in Lock, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Henry Fonda and Michael Rennie in The Longest Day The Earth Stood Still
Shirley Temple and Tom Cruise in Curly Top Gun
Louis Gossett, Jr.and Marilyn Monroe in An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes
Chritian Slater and Sean Connery in Gleaming the Cuba.
Sean Connery and Andy Griffith in Dr No Time For Sergeants
Sean Connery and Emma Thompson in From Russia With Love Actually
Sean Connery and Billy Crystal in City Slickers II: The Search For Curly's Goldfinger
Sean Connery and Johnathon Tucker in Thunderball In The House (Walk-on by Hugh Laurie)
Sean Connery and Gene Hackman in You Only Live Twice In A Lifetime
Geaorge Lazenby and Ava Cadell in On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
George, obviously.
Sean Connery and Cornell Wilde in Diamonds are Forever Amber
Roger Moore and Harreiet Hammond in Live and Let Live and Let Die
Roger Moore and David Niven in The Man With The Golden Guns of Navarrone
Roger Moore and Jim Carrey in The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself & Irene
Roger Moore and Lionel Jefferies in The First Men in the Moonraker
Roger Moore and Marsha Mason in For Your Eyes Only When I Laugh
Roger Moore and Sean Connery in The Hunt For Red Octopussy
Roger Moore and Eric Stoltz in A View To Killing Zoe
Timothy Dalton and Lori Cardille in The Living Day of the Dead
Timothy Dalton and Gregory Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Pierce Brosnan and Gary Busey in Goldeneye of the Tiger
Pierce Brosnan and Dennis Quaid in The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Pierce Brosnan and Mel Brookes in The History of the World is Not Enough
Pierce Brosnan and James Woods in Die Another Day In Paradise
Tamara Dobson, Daniel Craig and Woody Allen in Cleopatra Jones and the Casino Royale
and Harriet obviously.
Marlon Brando and Nasstassja Kinski in Last Tango in Paris, Texas
Boris Karloff and Robin Wright Penn in The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Jodie Foster and Daniel Day-Lewis in Panic Room With A View
Sidney Poitier, Humphrey Bogart and the Marx Brothers in In The Heat of the Night in Casablanca
Nia Vardalos and Drew Barrymore in My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer
Matthew Broderick and Paul Anka in Ferris Buehler's Longest Day Off
Paul Newman and the Queen of Hearts in Absence of Malice in Wonderland
Paul Newman and Rebecca De Mornay in The Cool Hand Luke That Rocks the Cradle
John Cleese and Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Time Bandits
Jane Powell and John Belushi in Seven Brides for Seven Blues Brothers
Will Smith and Anna Paquin in The Fresh Prince of Jane Eyre
Al Pacino and Tim Allen in Shaggy Dog Day Afternoon
Macaulay Culkin and Lassie in Lassie Come Home Alone
Joseph Cotten and Humphrey Bogart in The Citizen Kane Mutiny
Liza Minelli and Drew Barrymore in CabarET
Judy Garland and Tom Cruise in A Star Is Born On The 4th July
Jim Carrey and a flying elephant in Dumb & Dumbo
Emmy Rossum and Groucho Marx in The Phantom of a Night At the Opera
Lea Thompson and Groucho Marx in Howard the Duck Soup
Heath Ledger and Groucho Marx in The Four Horsefeathers
Daniel Day-Lewis and Shirley Maclaine in The Last of the MohiCan Cans
Vincent Price and David Carradine in The Mask of the Red Death Race 2000
Vivien Leigh and Toad in Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson in Peaceful Road Warrior
Richard Harris and Groucho Marx in A Man Called Horsefeathers
David Bennent and his canine buddy Rin Tin Tin in the Guenter Grass classic The Adventures of the Rin Tin Tin Drum
Alan Alda and Paul Scofield in A Man for All The Four Seasons
Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood in A Tin Cupful of Dollars
Off topic, but: has there ever been a game of MC or MC players' film club?
Tuj Dredd
The Slipper and the Rosie
The Juxtaposeidon Adventure
High Sierra Mike
Irouléguys and Dolls
The King and Irach
Citizen Kim
Bigsmith in Little China
Phil Met By Moonlight
Dunx and Dunxer
Korky's
La Vie En Rosie
Mr. Bigsmith Goes To Washington
The Chalky Horror Picture Show
Robin Roy
True Magritte
The Hand That Raaks the Cradle
Phil-Adelphia
Der Himmel Ueber Merlyn
The Legend of the Quendalon Ranger
The Madness of Graham III
A Tuj of Class
Oh Mr I Say, Porter!
The Devil Softwares Prada
Shallow Pave
Who Framed Roger rab
Meet Me In Blamelewis
Irachildren of Men
The Magritte Train Robbery
Invasion of the Body Irachers
The Bigsmith Lebowski
The Raaky Horror Picture Show
Dujon of Arc
Projoy Luck Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Inkspotless Mind
Withnail and irach
Néa Dark
Raak to the Future
Phil and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Penelope Goes Bananas
Irachnophobia
"Irachnophobia" - very good! But is it good form to "do" oneself?
What the... Mr and Mrs Bigsmith
In that case, Korky Park
Boogie nights
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Marc of Zorro
Kim
Chalky's
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdles
Broadway Danny Rosie
Bombay Chalky
A View To a Phil
Merlyn
Dan By Me [Tuj] Fantastic idea.
The Virgin Quendalon
Prêt-à-I-Say,Porter
The Perfect StormWraith
Breadmaster and Commander
Rita, Sue and Blob too
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
Herr Bratsche To The Future
Ice Age Porter
[blamelewis] It's all in the contribs. Honestly, some of these are hysterical. I'm amazed it hadn't been done before.
Picnic at Hanging Raak
Herr Bratsche in the Rye
Raak Around the Clock
There Will Be Blob
Anthrax Whirl With A Pearl Earring
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo GarNéa
The Man Who Would Be Kim
A Guide To Recognising Your St Dogmael
Quendalon Up The Khyber
Carlito's PaulWay
Kill TUA Mockingbird
Cheats a little with Herr B. Goes To Monte Carlo
A Frogstar is Born
Broadway Danny Rosie
Not strictly a movie but Malcolm in the Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Madness of Graham III
Software Eagles Dare
[Kim] Bzzzzzt! See Tuj - above! :-)
They Came And LotUS
Run, Hugo, Rune
MrWildpAntz
The Prestuj
Look out Pablo
The Treasure of the SierraMike
nfras and the Furious
Blamelewis You Were Here
Blame it on Lewis
The Empire Strikes Raak :)
The Dan Who Would Be King
Raakula
The Running Dan
The Projoy of Sex
Point Braak [blamelewis] Empire Strikes Raak - spilt coffee alert!
Where GoogolplexTheAmazingBalancingGoatFromLuxemburg's Dare
Thos Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
Flerdle on the Roof. <plug> Incidentally, we're doing this show in November. Book your Eurostar tickets now.</plug>
Risking a non-specific pronunciation with Dr. Qu+xumlittle
How the Grinch Stole Kretschmar
Run, Fat German, Run
A man called Thos
The Absolute Truth About Projoy Wrestling (I love you imdb...)
The Blob
Ameenator 2: Judgment Day
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dan
Not a film, but I can't resist: The Tonight Show With JLEno
O botherer, Where Art Thou?
James Bond, anyone? A View TUA Kill, MoonRaaker, GoldPhilger.
A nights To Remember
What The Blob Do We Know?
Finding Nina
My Big Fat German Wedding
Herr Bratzsche, The Movie
Run, LotUS, Run (I haven't checked this game in ages; these are excellent!)
(and I start with one that I now see is highly derivative of IS,P!'s moves. Oh well.)
CdMpire of the Sun
[Juxtapose] Followed by The CdMpire Strikes Back, no?
[INJ] Love MYBFGW!
Pave The Last Dance
The Caucasian Chalky Circle
Men In RavenBlack
Three Colours: Blue-Glass, Chalky, Rosie
[CdM] clever...! Night at the MuCdM (not so clever...)
Y Yer Mom Tambien
[INJ] If we're going back to Heritage Players: Gentlemen Prefer The Blondie Chick
The discreet CdM of the bourgeoisie
And reworking one of irach's earlier efforts - Teenage mutant nINJa turtles Every time I think this game's had it, someone comes up with another twist - brilliant!
Me, Myself & irach - obvious, surely?
The Time Sprout Who Loved Me
Dr. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Quendalongest Day
St Dogmael Day Afternoon
Stop, Or Yer Mom Will Shoot!
How to lose Irouléguy in 10 days
Kill Phil
DrQu+xum of Solace [UK,nfras] Simple but effective =)
[nfras] Eeeek!
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Googleplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg (But Were Afraid to Ask) (someone had to)
Yokimbo
The Last Kim of Scotland
Jim Carrey in the execrable The nat In The Hat
SimonsMithnail & I
Chalky & The Bandit
I Say, Miss Potter!
Ice Age, Porter!
Desperately Seeking Suzy Creamcheese
[UK] BZZZZZT! on the Ice Age Porter one. This seems to be running out of steam a tad.
[IS,P!] Sorry, guv! Anthrax Whirl of a Thousand Days?
I agree - but what fun it was... do we dare try the "Naughty Words Film club"?
Hidden text(e.g. The Joy Fuck Club)
or am I just too juvenile?
Just going to jump in quickly with Kim Kong...
Raiders of the Lost Raak...
...and Herr Bratsche Me If You Can.
Goldflerdle
Singin' in the Raak
Glengarry Glen Raak
Last Kinrah Scotland
They Kim and Ate Us following on from my earlier They Came and LotUS.
A Fistflerdle Dollars. Flerdle Few Dollars More
Catch Me If You Kinrah [IS,P] You put my flerding to shame ;)
Sweeny Tuj: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Dr. Stormwraith or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Blob SW doesn't really fit in there, but I wanted to stick someone else in there anyway >.>
Si-tanic
Tuj Have and Have Not
ChalKey Largo
I think we can keep this going for a while with Si. You know, CaSino Royale. The PasSion of the Christ, MisSion ImposSible...
Not to mention The PoSidon Adventure
The Si Who Loved Me
Si Freedom
American Si
GoldenSi
MisSisSippi Burning
Reach for the Si
Sinbad and the Si of the Tiger
Hang 'Em Si
Si, Robot
Si Left Foot
Si Was Monty's Double
Sicho
Bridge of Si's (with apology's for the apostrophe)
Si Another Day
The InSider
Have we committed suiSide?
Shall we try

The Humphrey Lyttelton Memorial Film Club

I Was Monty's Double Entendre
The Lyttleton Shop of Horrors
Forrest Humph
Sam Likes It Hot [nfras] A fine idea!
Mostly relevant, but I feel I have to revive this old gag: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Sven the Wind Blows
Play With It Again, Sam
Jazz and Jazz 2 just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Not a movie but Oh Lyttelton of Bethlehem
Body Double-entendre
There's Smut About Mary
Three Bad Pennies in the Fountain
OK this ran out of steam faster than I thought. Anyone like to suggest a new club?
Artists, Painters, Cartoonists and Sculptors' Film Club
The Man who Drew Too Much
Hunt for Red Ochre
The Big Easel
Medium-Tooth 18lb Drawing Paper Moon
The Road to Manetdalay
Bring me a head of Alfredo Garcia
Still Life Is Beautiful
The Color of Manet
Open Watercolour
Damien Hirst Wives Club
Cézanne of Green Gables
The Last Tempera
Drawing Miss Daisy
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Carry On Constable
Nothing To Lose Lautrec
Sumi and Dupree
On Crimson Lake
From Brushes with Love
Venus de Milo & Stitch
O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Big Kandinsky
Easel Rider
Sisley Act
The Millais on the Floss
Sketch 22
Divine Secrets of the Goya Sisterhood
Out of the Pastel
Paint Misbehavin'
Oh What a Lovely Warhol
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Sculpt
The Prints of Egypt
Stretching the definition of 'sculptor' slightly - Acropolis Now
The Fresco Kid
Mustn't forget that famous surrealist musical Hello Dali
And Steve McQueen's classic, Pallitt
The Landscape The Time Forgot?
The Colour of Monet. Or is it Manet? I can never remember.
Cerulean Blue Velvet
Pallet Joey
Oops, I just saw irach's "colour of manet". It wasn't deliberate.
Hollywood or Bust
Mad Max Ernst- The Rodin Warrior
Bulletproof Munch
A Rivera Runs Through It
Lady In The Watercolour
Monsters, Ink.
A View To Acrylic
The Still Life of David Gale
Action Jackson Pollock
Michaelangelo Clayton
Good old Mona Lisa - not a pun, but I had to get it off my chest.
HB Goes Bananas
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Grisaille Skull
The Best Little Bauhaus in Texas
The Haywain's World
The Greatest Lowry Ever Sold
Toulouse Lautrek - The Motion Picture
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Hollywood or Bust
Rodin Trip
Nude, Where's My Car?
Baroque Around the Clock
Gr-aph-ic Park
Mr. Belvedere Goes to Collage
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
The Day of the Chagall
Warhol Games
Meet Me and Paint Louis
Live and Let Dye
From Brusher, with Love
Paint Killer Jane
Madder on the Orient Express
Pallet Joey
A Geordie remake - Magritte Fat Greek Wedding
A Guide to Recognising your Paints
Burnt Umber Milkwood
The Sponge Bob Square Paints Movie -a Cubist painter, he
One for the Aussies out there - Kill Bill Henson
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Damien Hirst: Omen 2
The Importance of Being Ernst
Munch-struck
Message in a Botticelli
Wait Until Brach
Mission: Impasto
Pastel Cid
Cain and Sable
Easel Rider
Turner Prize and Hooch
The Lady Varnishes
Dali 'M' for Murder
The Road to Del Prado
Orosco on the Hudson
The Doodler on the Roof
Clash of the Titians [Supplices] Excellent stuff, esp. "Dali". Are you new? Welcome, if you are. With quality like that, you can afford to be <b>bold</b>
Rembrandt the Titans
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Paint your Fragonard [Kim] Thank you :) I wandered here from Orange and couldn't resist.
CarrHieronymus the KhyBosch. A bit strained, that one.
The Miró Crack'd
For a Few Henrys Moore
The Life of Brian Sewell
The Ink-redible Hulk
Lorenzo's Oils... de Medici, that is
The Wizard Of Op
Five Weeks in Le Salon
Whistler Down The Wind [Supplices] Welcome anyway, but I'm afraid you've blotted your copybook. I did "Diego Rivera" further up the list.
The Van Gogh-Between [Kim} Trying to scrub copybook. Thought I'd read the whole game - sorry!
Quo Matisse
Magritte The Parents [Supplices] No apology necessary. Some strings get so long that it is an effort to read them through.
School of Rococo
Cezanne of Green Gables
The Rothko of God
[Supplices] Not to mention The Grapes of Rothco and Star Trek II: The Rothco of Khan.
For A Few Dollars Moore
Bride of Epstein
The Seven Samurai, directed by Akira Chiaraoscuro
Picasso na Hot Tin Roof [Kim] re: Henry Moore/Sergio Leone - see Friday
A Fistful Of Dürers
The Hol bein Yards
Hard Kandinsky [I Say, Porter!]The Hol bein Yards made me laugh out loud.
Rockwell: The U.F.O. Cover-Up
Ma Vie en Rosa Bonheur
No Country for Old Masters
A Man Calder Horse
Rijn Man
Kahlo Grave
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Chagalled Me
SuperMan Ray
Where Easels Dare
Lady and Duchamp
Vermeer Hunter
Four Weddings and a Few Murals
Road to PerTitian
Hergé's adventures of Tintoretto. (Not a film as such, but, hey.)
Faster, Poussin, Kill, Kill!
Die Another Dégas
Caravaggio Up The Khyber
Dada Daycare
How Toulouse A Guy in 10 Days
Rear Winslow
A Fistful of Dalis
For a Few Dalis More
True Magritte
Bring Me The Portrait of Dorian Grey
Cartoonists also? then:
Mr Holland's "Opus"
The Third "Milo"
"Dallas" Man on Earth
"Portnoy's" Complaint
"Bill the Cat" on a Hot Tin Roof
The Bloom's probably off this one by now. Sorry. Couldn't think of how to do Binkley, Cutter John or Hodge-Podge.
The Lost Language of Cranach
Thorougly Modern Wassily
The Name of the Rosetti
The Turner of the Screw
Miró on 34th Street
The Plinth of Tides
Blame it on Rie
Vertical Klimt
Gentileschi Prefer Blondes
Blake Placid
Born In A Bruegel
Au Renoir les enfants
Return of the Pink Painter
(Contemporary TV Alert) The Leongroad da Vinci
On the Watercolour Front
Hello Dali
Millais Rouge
The Grapes of Rothko
Le Nouveau Mondrian
[Sierra Mike] you forgot "Lola Granola" the Cuckoo's Nest, but I fear it really should be the cartoonist rather than individual characters, otherwise we'll be spending aeons on Sergeant "Peppermint Patty"'s Lonely Hearts Club Band, "Marcie" Attacks!, The Thin Red "Linus" and the like. "Calvin" A Hot Tin Roof, anyone?
[I Say, Porter] Then we should ban the artist's equipment too. No more palettes, easels, brushes, paints and so forth. I took my lead from the prior moves in the game.
[SM] Bollocks to that. Every Which Way But "Professor Calcu"Loose
The "Snowy" Queen
[I Say, Porter] No need to be rude. I'll stop making moves until the subject changes. Will that suffice?
Titian's Twelve
La Collage aux Folles
Nothing Toulouse
To Seurat With Love
My Dinet with André
Four Weddings Andy Warhol
[SM] I simply conceded your point about allowing characters-in-cartoons (hence my two Tintin-related posts). Keep it up!
Saturday Night And Wattersonday Morning And what a Sunday morning it was...!
Grosse Pointillism Blank
Full Metal Jacquet
Time for a change?
I think so...
How about Opera-goers Film Club?
Aria Window? That sort of thing?
Dead Carmen
Wagner's Ring of Bright Water
Porky's and Bess
Lord of the Ring des Nibelungen
The Aida House Rules
Bye Bye Verdi
Debbie Does Callas
The Madame Butterfly Effect
Speed 2: Caruso Contralto
Treble Without a Cause
Con Aria
The Tenor Commandments
Wagner the Dog
Out of L'Africaine
Beverly Sills Cop
The Pirates of Penzance: At The World's End
Turandot of Duty
Midnight in the Covent Garden of Good and Evil
la Scala Purple
The Battle of Britten
Glengary Glen Rossini
Die Fledermaus Rules
Speed 2: Caruso Control
[nfras] Whoops - sorry, didn't spot it.
The Merry Widowmaker
The Pearl Fisher King
Seven Bartered Brides for Seven Brothers
Fidelio on the Roof
Dude, Where's My Carmen?
The Golden Vanity Fair
Lake Placido
The Love For Three Colours: Orange
Otello, Dolly
Die Zauberflöte Hard
A few from the master, Gioachino Rossini e Point Blank
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Carmen In Black
Octopuccini
The Scarlatti Letter
Operetta 13
Brassed Orff
Rattle and Humperdinck
Pava Rotti Scoundrels
The Glyndebourne Identity
The Prince Igor and the Pauper
Call Me Madam Butterfly
What's Eating Gilbert & Sullivan
As proceedings seem to have stalled again, I'm going to suggest the next round to be Name-Droppers' Film Club - no idea if this is a runner or not, but let's see what happens!
Things to do in John Denver when you're dead
The Englishman who went up a Jimmy Hill and came down a mountain
Cliff Richard hanger
Freddie Star Wars
Mary Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones and the Johnny Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The camomile Lorne Greene
The Malcolm X Files
Paris Hilton, Texas... is that the idea?
[IS,P!] Indeed! Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control
Sean Connery of the Dead
Johnny Rotten Scoundrels
The Thomas Crown Af-Fred Astair(e)
Moby Dick van Dyke
The Dennis Taylor of Panama
Anne Diamond of a Thousand Days
The Trouble with Harry Connick, Jr.
Oliver North by Nortwest
Easy Winona Rider
When Harry H. Corbett Met Sally Jessie Raphael
The Blair Witch Project
Agnes Moorehead of God
Bob Dole and Ted Moult and Carol Channing and Alice Cooper
Sally Field of Dreams
The ML King and I
Reverend Sun Myung Moon-struck</>
How Mae West Was Won
Cheney Reaction
Bring Me The Ned Sherrin of Alfredo Garcia
Batman: Darcus Howe Knight
The Dear Holly Hunter
Jumpin' Jack Nicholson Flash
Romancing Oliver Stone
Thomas Mann- Who Knew Too Much
Batman Begin
Jack Lord of War
A Ringo Starr is Born
Live and Let Di
Citizen Caine
Tamara Beckwith Never Dies
Ishtara Palmer-Tomkinson
Into the Wilde
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Dirty Danson
Favourites so far: "Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas" and "Moby Dick Van Dyke". Two films I'd pay to see!
The Admirable Michael Crichton
Jeff Bridges of Madison County
Sweet Home Barak Obama
The McCain Mutiny
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Song of the Saud
Bjorn Free
Look Who's Hawking Now
Mary Shelley's Einstein
The Princess Michael of Kent Diaries
The Jade Goody, the Bad and the Ugly
The Full Field Marshal Monty
Bjork to the Future
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing Crosby
Peter Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Peter May Tricks
The Phantom of the Oprah
The Magnificent Severiano
A Man Called Morse
David Jason and the Argonauts
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down An Yves Montand
Bring Me the Head of Andy Garcia
Wagner the Dog
Donna Summer of '42
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Eric Bristow the Viking
Freddie Mercury Rising
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose
The Shiloh Pitt and the Pendulum
Doris Day of the Jackal
The Diana Doors
Rita Tushingham, Sue Perkins, and Bob Holness Too
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Nightmare Ali
Amin Streets
Where Sehgals Dare
A Manilow fore All Seasons
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Bob Hope
[Phil] An actual LOL, and in the office too.
St Elmo's Fayed
Carry On Malcolm Sargeant
Carry On John Constable
Carry On Cleo Rocos
[nfras] :-)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
The Thin Red Imrie
Things To Do in John Denver When You're Dead
Play Misty May-Treanor for Me
A Streetcar Named Des'ree
Hitler Parade
The Wright Stuff
Fool's Golda
Dayan Young
Arthur Fiedler on the Roof
My Osama of Love
My Osama of Love
To Yasser, With Love
Mr Rabin's Holiday
The Lord Long and the Claire Short and the Tall
Run, Lola Ferrari, Run
White Comaneci
Driving Miss Daisy Fuentes
Gunfight at the O.J. Corral
Romijn Holiday
Drop Dead Fred West
Little Orphan Giuliani
Laetitia Casta-way
The Name of the Rosemarie Clooney
Freddie Mercury vs Jason
DeGaulle of the Wild
The Last Action Hirohito
JK Rowling Thunder
Frankie Fraser and Johnny
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
Trudeau Lies
Meg Ryan's Express
Bring Me The Anthony Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Good Morning Vijay Singh
The Thatcher in the Rye
Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Bono on the Fourth of July
Gotari!
Crouching Tiger Woods, Haydn Dragon
The Joe Biden Adventure
Olivier!
Dances with Wolverhampton Wanderers
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Ponting
Warne Free
Turner and Gooch
The Prince and the Lauper
The Trouble with Debbie Haary
Monte Carlo Ponti
Loren of Arabia
Sarkozy and the Pussycats
[irach] Prince and the Lauper - v. good, gold star and a merit badge.
The African Queen Latifah
Rita Hayworth, Sue Lawley and Bob Wilson, Too.
The Magnificent Sven Goran Ericksson
Educating Rita Hayworth
The Maos that Roared
Valli of the Dolls
The Miracle of Goebbels
The Veronica Lake House
Hambernard Hill
Cleeses of Nazareth
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Tinker, Liz Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Glenn Close Encounters of the Third Kind
L'Austin Healey Space
Moonrayparker
You Only Liv Tyler Twice (once would do me, thanks....coat please)
Uma Thurman With The Golden Gun
Fun In Acabilco
Aerosmith Goes to Washington
Beyond the Palin
The Quayle Face
Parton Shots
The Dawn French Lieutenant's Woman
Lenny Henry V
The Madness of King George Formby
Hughie Green was My Valley - or the Paula Yates Version: Hughie Green was My Daddy
Diamonds are for Evita
Ryan O'Neal's Daughter
Rosemary Clooney's Baby
The Dukakis of Hazzard
Ill Met By Keith Moonlight
Mr. Magorium's Stevie Wonder Emporium
Smokey Robinson and the Bandit
Get Richie or Die Tryin'
Glengarry Glenn Diana Ross
Wogan's Run
Three Coins In The Dame Margot Fonteyn
For Whom the Bob Doles
David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Charles Dance Kid
Bush's Daddy and his Unbalanced Kid
For Whom LaBelle Tolls
The Battle of Britney
Dirty Carrey
Jagger Vance
Bagger Palance
Bring Me The Head Of Alfred Molina
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Stop The World, I Want To Get Carl Orff
The Greatest Story Eva Longoria Told
A Fish Called Stevie Wanda
No Country for Goldman
Molina Rouge
T.H. White and the Seven Dwarfs
Bruce Lee Ping Beauty
The Seventh Seinfeld
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
Look Who's Talking Tutu
Chirac of the 50' Woman
Gorky Parkinson
The Blue Lampard
Robin Hood, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Thieves
Theo Walcott
A Knightley's tale
The Inman
The Wizard of Ozzy Osborne
Rattle and Trump
The Kentucky Freud Movie
The Stallone Ranger
The Cars That Ate Mica Paris
The Fall of the Roman Polanski Empire
Paper Ban Ki-Moon
In the Stiller of the Night
Mean Streeps
Hawn Free
The Cat and the Connery
Dude, Where's my Kahlo
The Thin Red Federline
Get Cartier
Carry On Up The Cuba (Gooding Jr)
Bryan Ferry Cross The Mersey
The Italian Job
A Perfect Gale Storm
Lulu!
The Queen I mean, well, it was just sitting there
Mad Max Geldray
The Life of Brian Trubshaw
Hello D'Olly
Rev. Moon and Sixpence
Rod Stewart Little
Crouching steiger, Hidden Dragon
John Wayne's World
Riddle of the Julian Sands
MC Hammer House of Horror
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge AeroSmith
Jailhouse Rock Hudson or alternatively Rock Hudson Hawk
House of Ax Emanuel, that is...
Run, Lolo Ferrari, Run! Perhaps that's what finished her off... imagine the black eyes...
Run Silent Run Depp
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Imran Khan
Star Trek V: Where No Iman Has Gone Before
and of course Star Trek III: The Search for Dr Spock
Not to mention Star Trek IV: The Voyage (Alec Douglas-) Home
The Darling Buds of Mayall was on the other night too
Viva Zappa!
BraveHurt
A Hard Daniel Day Lewis's M Night Shyamalan ooer...
Good Willis Hunting
On Golden Sondheim
True Britt (Ekland)
Montalbán. Oh, Or Bust!
20000 Tiegs under the Sea
Flash Gordon Liddy
The T Hird Man
and the sequel Thora! Thora! Thora!
Billy Ocean's Eleven (Twelve and Thirteen).
Bridge to TerryWogan
The Eagle Has Orlando'ed
Live and Let Princess Di
From Russia With Courtney Love
Dr E.No
Tomorrow Never Di's
Casino Roy Jenkins
Glengarry Glenn Close
The Man Who Would be BB King
Tori Tori Tori Amos!
The Adam Ant Bully
Rob Roy Orbison
Cool Hand Luke Perry
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiod Rock
Glenn Campbell Glenn Miller
M Night Shyamalan to Remember
Travolta With My Aunt
Cat Deeley on a Hot Tin Roof
The Fearne Cotton Club
The Bruce Forsyth Saga
Tango and Pat Cash
Move Over, Alistair Darling
Married to the Moby
The James Hunt for Red October
The Sun Also Raisa
Minh Streets
The Incredible Hulk Hogan
Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe Green Was My Valley
Edward E. Morrow Never Dies
Updike Scope!
Run Silent, Run Deepak Chopra
Bring Me The Head of Doctor Chandra Wickramasingh
The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
Carry On Cubby Broccoli
Run Lollobrigida, Run
Anka's Away
[irach] Clever, those.
A Clear And Present Dangermouse
or, if we don't like dropping the name of drawn characters:
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
In The Heat Of The (M) Night (Shyalaman)
The Man from GarfU.N.K.E.L.
The Full Ponti
rab Race
Al-Fayed at the OK Corral
Wild,Wild Mae West
OK, this seems to have run its race. Let's keep with the times and have the

Film Club for the Recession

One Coin in the Fountain
The Color of Money
From Here to Insolvency
The Account in Monte Cristo
Look, ex-Stock traders round blazing Barrels
One flew from the top floor of Canary Wharf
Duck Soup-Kitchen
The Downward Spiral Staircase
The Man Who'd Owe Too Much
Lend it Like Bank-M
Lost All in Yonkers
Tengo No Cash
For A Few Dollars Less
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Unemployed
Nothing Hill
Go For Broke
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?
The Song of Bernadebt
Hunt for Red Ink October
The Man Who Broke the Bank at Wall Street
Seven Brides for Lehman Brothers
The Thin Bottom Line
Annie Get Your P45
Bring Me The Hedge Fund of Alfredo Garcia
Buster
Forest Slump
Raging Bull Market
Investigation of a Central Bank Above Suspicion
The Bonfire of the Sub-Prime Mortgages
Until The End Of The World Slump
Pawn on the Fourth of July
Cents and Insensibility
The Shawshank Repossession
Back to the Futures
A Fistempty of Dollars
Foreclosure Encounters of the Third Kind
Monte Carlo and Bust!
Home Loan 2: Lost in New York
Crash
Half a Tuppence
Blues Lehman Brothers
Flash Gordon Brown
Fatal Acquisition
Star Trek III- The Search for Stock
My Loss is Slaughter
Any Which Way But Lose
Finding Euro
Little Stock of Horrors
Saving Private Equity
Bailoutland
The Good, The Bad, And The Junk Bonds
Stig of the Pump-and-Dump
B.J. and the Bear Market
White Knights
Bullish Durham
National Treasury Bond
How Greenspan Was My Valley
Over The Hedgefund
Wild Wild Invest
Harry Potter and the Sell Order of the Phoenix
On Golden Parachute
Butterfield 8 Points Down At The Final Bell
The Naked Short Seller And The Dead
All Quiet on the T-Bill Front
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Skint
Move Over, Darling (sic)
Tango
Brokebank Mountain
Borassic Park
Die Hard-up
Desperately Seeking a Job
Faster, Pussycat, Sell, Sell!
On Yer Bike, Lola, On Yer Bike
Monte Carlo and Bust
Broke Banks Mounting
[Softers] 1. Done by phil on Monday. 2. Done by me yesterday.
** books appointment with optician **
O Broker! Where Art Thou?
North by Natwest
It has been seven days since anyone posted a move. In view of the culmination of the seemingly endless American Presidential Election Process I'd like to suggest:

Politician's Theatre

Palin Rider
Obama, Where Art Thou?
The McCain Mutiny
Biden the Bullet
For a Fistful of Votes
The Dam Filibusters
Strangers on a Gravy Train
Last Days of The Condoleeza
[nfras] The sequel to Three Days of the Condoleeza
Primary Colors
Thatcher in the Rye
Golda-Finger
Batman Begin
Dayan Young
To Nasser With Love
The Blair Witch Project
Run For President, Lola, Run For President
Kerry Movie
Yankee Doodle Gandhi
The Mandelson Who Would Be King
Blair of the White Worm
Putin On The Ritz
Victory Atlee
A Stalin is Born
Amin Streets
Hitler Parade
Form Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Form/for
North By North-Westminster
School of Barack
Barack to the Future. Obvious, I suppose.
The Man Who Would Be Martin Luther King
A Vote To Remember
The Mighty Lame Ducks
Nkrumah vs Nkrumah
The Mugabwe We Were
Guess Who's Coming to Jinnah
Gotari!
Das Vote
Dumb and Duma
Bruce Willis in Die Bold
for PaulWay - Howard the Duck
Tom Cruise in Jerry Mander
Kennedy Row
A Mao-Tse's Tale
Hocus Caucus
Kill the Bill
Gerrmandering McGuire
Action Jesse Jackson
The Party
King Cong.
Clinton a Hot Tin Roof. I loved Yankee Doodle Gandhi.
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Love Tory
Quaylerider
For Al Few Dollars Gore
Jason Malcolm X
Mbeki and the Bandit
Like Botha for Chocolate
Support Your Local Sharif
Breakfast on Bhutto
The Thin Red State Line
Picnic at Hanging Chad
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Knesset
Time for another?

Santa's Film Club

Independence Sleigh
Clear and Present Danger
The Hunt For Red Tinsel
Bow Finger
Santa on A Hot Tin Roof
Reign Man
North Pole by Northwest
Nick of Time
For a Sackful of Presents
Different twist on SM's second offering: The Hunt For Red-Nosed Reindeer
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
Santa's List
Father Christmas of the Bride
A Good-Night to Remember
Ring of Bright Fairy Lights
Elf Raiser
Frosty/Nixon
Die Card
Tinsel Men
Investigation of a Man in a Furry Red Suit Above Suspicion
Hawk the Sleigher
James and the Queen's Speach
Me, My Elf and Irene
The Naughty, the Nice and the Ugly.
There's No Business like Snow Business
The Stocking Moon
Tree Men and a Baby
The Mince Pie Who Loved Me
Dude - Where's My Card?
The Man Who Would Be King Wenceslas
Cards
The Xmas Men
The Xmas Files
Citizen Candy Cane
Snow Hiding Place
The Spy Who Came In From The Coal
One Flue Over The Cukoo's Nest
Bill and Ted's Excellent Advent-ure
Naughty or Nice Station Zebra
Rebel Without a Claus
A Hard Sleigh's Night
All too easy Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Ho-Ho-Hope Floats
The Sleigh The Earth Stood Still
The Sleigh of the Triffids
Dawn of the Sled
The Decorating of Pelham 1:23
Mad Max: Beyond Boxing Day
Bring Me The Head of Elf Raydo Garcia
Schindler's Christmas List
Ocean's Twelve Days of Christmas
Lapland Before Time
Sleighding Doors
The Silent Night of the Lambs
Bob and Carols and Ted and Alice
Claus
In the Heat of the Night Before Christmas
Twelve Angry Snowmen
All About Xmas Eve
Roamin' Holiday
A Clear and Presents Danger
Twelve Days of the Condor's Christmas
Fat Man and Little Boy
A Passage to Reindeer
Sootsy
A Man for Holly Seasons
Toy
Chocolat Coins
Holly Man
Balloon Over Parador
I Am A Fugitive From A Paper Chain Gang
Eight Mile - It has a lot of wrapping going on
The Nightmare before Christmas
The Lord of the Five Gold Rings
OK, time to change this. Shall we have

The OH&S Film Club

Fire-Driller Killer
The Private Eye Protection
Those Magnificent Ground Staff Working To Ensure That Those Magnificent Men's Flying Machines Meet All Statutory Safety Requirements
Steel-toed Magnolias
Solvent Green
Eye-Wash Station Zebra
The Cat In The Hard Hat
The Decibels of St. Mary's
the Seven-Percent Pollution
Acceptably Risky Business
Some Like It Lukewarm
High-Vis Anxiety
Mercury Rising
Thoroughly Modern Millicurie
Tango and COSHH
A Clear And Prevented Danger
The Wizard of OHS
Bring Me The Headroom Of Alfredo Garcia
Grilled Ripe Tomatoes
Blind Sell-By Date
The Safety-Glass Menagerie
The Dukes of Hazard
One Effluent Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Comply With Me
Crouching Geiger, Hidden Argon
The Dukes of Hazzardous Waste
Wild Wild Waste
Fire Escape from New York
The British Kite Mark Runner
Slags of Our Fathers
Coal Miners' Slaughter
Ask the Dust
Emission Impossible
Lady Windemere's Toe-Tectors
Sillicosister Act
Captain Corelli's Little Collapsible Reflective Triangle
The Cook, His Wife, Her Lover and That Bloke From The Roadworks On King Street What Holds The Stop/Go Lollipop.
Crossing Guard Over
Tom Cruise in Incident Report
The Great Backstrain Robbery
Donny DarCOSHH
Sawdust Memories
Two Mule-Handling Courses for Sister Sarah
Stand No More Than 3 Feet But Not Less Than 2 Foot Six From Me
Inadequately Lit Zone
From Russia With Certification
Dr. No Entry Without Proper Anti-Radiation Gear
The Paper Work
One Of Our Fire Extinguishers Is Missing
The Hunt For Red Winking Lights
The Gas Mask of Zorro
The Sand Buckets of Iwo Jima
Who Fumed Roger Rabbit
RIDDOR of the Sands
First Aid Kit Among Equals
Avoid Serious Injury By Taking Sensible Precautions Hard
The Appropriately Reduced Speed and the Furious
Safe Liasons
A Safety Officer and a Gentleman
The Properly Earthed Electric Cowboy
Stand Clear! Sliding Doors! Heh, Safe Liasons still has me laughing
Min Headroom and yes it was suggested by Uncle Korky's news.
Cautional Treasure: Accident Book of Secrets
Lock, Stock and No Smoking Near Barrels
Hard Hat
As this seems to have stalled, I'll try to move it along a little...
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
Missing in Acton
Sleepless in Settle
Dude, Where's Cardiff?
East of Eton
Wales Rider
Slumdog Million Ayr
Essex and the City
Bring Me to Maidenhead Alfredo Garcia
Born on the Firth of Forth of July
The Court Chester
Burn After Reading
Jersey Boys
The Glasgow Menagerie - [Raak] v. good
Truro Lies
Peterheadroom
Every Which Way but Looe
The Daventry Code
Gangs of York
Rain Manchester
And seeing as I'm a geordie, The Land Before Tyne
The Tin Durham
Sisterhood of the Travelling Hants.
The Bellingham Brief
Let's not forget that Harrison Ford classic, Widnes
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
Little Shrops. of Horror
Pennies from Devon
Sheffield of Dreams
My Felling Americans
Croy Story
The Norwich Man's Wife
The Inc-Redditch-bles
White Notley Can't Jump
High Easter Parade
Harold Wood and Kumar Get The Munchies
To Surrey With Love
A Rhonnda World in Eighty Days
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bristol Skull
Vanilla Skye
How To Lewis a Man in 10 Days
10 Thing I Hate About Crewe
Gateshead Revisited
Woking Girl
Fast Thames at Ridgemont High
The Curious case of Benjamin's Sutton
Places in the Hart.
Warley
Howe Green is my valley
[nfras] Gateshead - v.good!
Beverley Hills Cop
Chorley and the Chocolate Factory
Peterborough's Friends
Scarborough-face
From Usk Till Dawn
A Midsummernight's Durham
Tower Hamlet(s)
Luton's Labours Lost
McBethnal Green
Top Hatfield
Tottenham Recall
[Second thoughts] Liff's Labours Lost
The Land's End That Time Forgot
Bonnie and Strathclyde
Bonnie and Clwyd
Severn Brides for Seven Brothers
Free Scilly
A Connecticut Yankee in Earl's Court
Tyne Bandits
All Quiet on the Weston Front
Ware Eagles Dare
The Bridge on the River Wye
The Catford in the Hatfield
I'm Surrey I Havant a Clewer
Heaven's Yate
Star Trek: The Bath of Khan
Catcher in Rye
Woburn after Reading
On Llangollen Pond
The Seven Year Norwich
The Last Temptation of Christchurch
Fife is Beautiful
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch * But Were Afraid To Ask
Corby Goes Bananas
Broadcast Lewes
Never a Hull Moment
The Tyndrum
Shallow Gravesend
Our Man in Havant
A Town Like Alyth
Aberystwythnail and I
Woking and I
Super-Mare Returns
The Man Who Would Be King's Lynn
Wight Fang
Osterley / Brixton
Wuthering Hythe
The Thin Red Lyme
Beccles Flies Again
The Big Boston
Lord of the Rings: The Alton Towers
The Bedford Incident
Children of the Cornwall
The Sea Pauling Shall Not Have Them
Dances With Wolverhampton
The Tenby Commandments
Cheviots of Fire
Oh What A Lovely Warley
Richard the Thirsk
Henley V
MacBath
Much Wenlock About Nothing
The Curious Case of Penge, Lymm and Bolton
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Water?
North By North Westminster
The Ipswich File
Lock, Stock and Two Woking Barrels
Dumfries and Dumber
Horsham Around
El Sidcup
Broken 'Arrow and Wealdstone
The Great Grimsby
The Cheshunt For Redcar October
The Witches Of Eastbourne
Never on Dundee
Dee Movie
Belfast and Furious
The Enniskillen Fields
The Sword in the Stonehenge
The Taking of Balham 123
Die Arden
Gone With the Gwent
What Dreams May Cwm
These Glamorgan Girls
Kiss Kiss Bangor Bangor
The Bala of Ricky Bobby
Kind Herts and Coronets
Ironbridge on the River Kwai (Shurely shome mishtake. It's on The Magnificent Severn. Ed)
Das Bootle
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
The Bournemouth Identity
Lost in Speke
Dumb and Dumbarton
Nil By Portsmouth
The Dam Bicesters
Harlow Dolly
Casino Rhyl
The Llandeilo That Time Forgot
Dirty Barry
A Knighton Casablanca
Foula's Gold
Se7ern
Con Ayr
Bronwydd the Wind
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Blandford Forum
Dial M for Merthyr oblig.
Haverfordwest Was Won
Far From the Maidenhead Crowd
Severn Brides for Severn Brothers
Essex and the City
The Goldaming Compass
Frome Here to Eternity
The Wizard of Oswestry
Crocodile Dunfermaline
Dances With Wolverhampton
Iver the Terrible
The Magnificent Severn
Morecambe: A Suitable Case for Treatment
Mayfair Lady
Pretty Woburn
Malcolm Exe
Turk Hill a Mockingbird
Lady in Reading
Crock Argyle Dundee
Paint Your Wigan
Card of the Light Brigade
The Curious Case of Benjamin Burton
Guess Who's Coming to Pinner?
Card of the Light Brigade = Chard of the Light Brigade :o(
War of the Wolds
Hello Dollis Hill
Ely Rider
Marsden Attacks!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Palace
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Siloth
Midnight Cowplain
Sunbury Bloody Sunbury
Sevenoaks for Seven Brothers
Of Mae Sand Men - Mae Sand is a beach on Orkney
Children of the Cornwall
Trent
Solent Green
How To Deal
No Mersea
The Braintrees of Thika
Rayne Man
All Quiet on the Weston Front
The English Paignton
Lawrence of Belgravia
Rebel Without a Corston
Twelve St Just Men
The Postman Always Trings Twice
Look Who's Torquay
Ingham High
The Ravenscar
Somerset Holiday Una Stubbs!
Monte Carlo or Bude
One Flew Dover the Cuckoo's Nest
The Wind that Shakes the Barnsley
Plan Nine from Outer Speyside
The Wycombe Man
The Man in the Wight Suit
Dante's Peak District
Bude, Where's My Car?
Broken Barrow
How the Westward Ho! Was Won
The Sunderland That Time Forgot
Sliding Dornoch
Shakespeare in Hove
Look Ouse Talking Too
Star Warsall
A Hard Days Knightsbridge
Billericay and Teddington's Excellent Adventure
Cromer versus Cramer
The Dead Blackpool
The Pit and The Pendu-Lyme
Silent Runnymede
Everything Your Wanted To Know About Sexsmith But Were Afraid To Ask
Tring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Carlisle of the Dead
She Wore a Yellow Ripon
Larne Day's Journey into Wight
Every Home Should Hove One
Marlow and Me
Oh What A Clovelly War
The Hustler, (with Karl Malden)
Ongar Golden Pond
The City on the Edgebaston of Forever
Hamburger Hull
Stamford Bridge to Terabithia
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonely
Star Trek III: The Search for Speke
Reddich Dawn
Alnwick in the UK (music video's count, right?)
Rock Fawlies
Amersham Pie
The Pinkney (Wilts) Panther
The Prisoner of Zennor
The Skegness of King George
My Beautiful Launceston
Enemy At The Gateshead
St Ives of the Potato Men
Dungeness and Dragons
The Cable Wye
It Cambridge From Outer Space
This Island Perth
Hullboy
New Forest Gump
Wyken Ned Devine
Is Corris Burning?
Six Days and Severn Nights
Look Who's Dorking
Poole Harbor
Catfordwoman
Holme Alone
Rebel Without a Corston
Essex, Lewes and Videotape
The First Great Train Rubery
The Hand that Rocks the Cradley
Darn it, "The Dead Poole" would have been so much better than "The Dead Blackpool". Well done Software.
Warley Games
Kill Rhyll
The Lion, Norwich and the Wardrobe
Oban Cowboy
My Darlington Clementine
Luton on the Ritz
Mutiny on the County
Andover Her Dead Body
Crewe
Midhurst Cowboy
Gateshead Revisited
The Court Chester
When the Windscale Blows
Truth or Aberdare
Tywyn Miss Daisy
Earth Girls Are Ely
Llanfair Lady
The Tenby Commandments
Llangadog Day Afternoon
A Fish called Rhondda
The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindon
A Chard Day's Night
Arundel The World In 80 Days
When Harrogate Sally
XxWrexham
O Bognor, Where Art Thou?
Betws-y-Coed in Alex
Like Waterford for Chocolate
Shattered Glasgow
Come Back to the Five and Ten, Aberdeen, Aberdeen
[irach] Where do you get these films? What is the Aberdeen one?
Grumpy Mold Men
Perth of a Nation [IS,P] It's the 1982 movie with Cher, "Come Back to the Five and Ten, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean". Look it up.
Taunton Hears a Who"
Dungeness and Dragons
Potton
The Potton Club
Bourne Free
The Taking Of Eltham 123
Star Trek II: The Wath Of Khan
Doncaster Crazy
The Hand that rocks the Crayke/b>
Dartmo' Better Blues
The Theydon Bois From Brazil
The Ghost and the Loch Ness
Wait Until Sark
A Splott In The Dark
East Ham Of Eden
The Poplar Express
The Corley
High Dunoon
The Man Who Would Be Kings Lynn
My Fareham Lady
Baddow of a Doubt
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch man, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!. The story of The Harlech Globetrotters.
Happy Fleet
Dirty Rowton Scoundrels
Last Exeter for Brooklyn
Old Yell
Prince of Durness
View to a Killin
Smart Peebles
The Somerset of '42
A Redcar Named Desire
Dursley Dancing
[irach] No wonder I couldn't find it in imdb, it's "Come back to the five and DIME...." I was searching for "five and ten".
Blood Thirsk [IS,P] Sorry, old chap...
Grimsby Reaper
Teesside Story
The Great Morpeth Caper
Like Bridgewater for Chocolate
The Yeovil in Mrs. Jones
The Cwmbach Kid
The Belvoir Ending Story
Goodbye Mr Chippenham
Haverford West, Reanimator
Robin Hood - with Douglas Fairbanks.
A Manchester For All Seasons
Tewksbury Mules For Sister Sarah
The Egham Sanction
Eel Pie Island, je t'aime
Far From the Reading Crowd
Dorcester Act
Slap Shotton
Ring of Bright Bourton-on-the-Water
Is Uxbridge Burning?
Last Tango in Padstow
Belfast and Furious
Coleraine Man
Dungannon Ball Run
Lurgan Cowboy
The Blackpool Rock I know that that isn't technically a place, but the rock is linked inextricably to the town so ...
Wonderful Fife. Una Stubbs!
The Isle of Dogs of War
The Englishman who went up Biggin Hill and came down Mountain Ash
Red Dornoch
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
The Green Mull
Dee Movie
Devon Can Wait
Hullraiser
Out of Affric
Raiders of the Lost Arkaig
Jailhouse Loch
The Adventures of Barra McKenzie
Yate Until Dark
The Seven Year Redditch
Staines By Me
The Boat Of Garten That Rocked
Menai in Black
Narberth of a Nation
The Empire Strikes Bath
The Bourne Mouth
I'm Isle of Wight, Jack
Ouse Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Raw Deal
Riddle of the Sandwich
The Dead Poole
Kent
Thoroughly Todmorden Millie
Hudson Hawkhurst
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, Banff
Durham and Durhamer
The Forth Protocol
Dumb and Dunbar
OK, we seem to have run out of steam a little. Shall we announce the schedule for the

Star Trek Film Club

Big Tribble in Little China
Borg Free
Spock Around the Clock
The Hunt For Red Spocktober
Enterprise the Dragon
Dancing with Worf
The Magnificent Seven of Nine
The Real McCoy
Warp of the Worlds
Death Takes A Holodeck
The Great Escape Pod
Sulu Dawn
Dammit Jim, I'm Dr. Jekyll, Not Mr. Hyde!
Scotty of the Antartic
Mr. Beam's Holiday
King Klingong
Blank Chekov
The Shat Hits the Fan
Beam Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Ephaserhead
Easy Riker
Carry On Nurse Chappell
Doc, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gorncia
Calamity Janeway
Uhura's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
From Crusher with Love
The Enterprise "C" Shall Not Have Them
Set Phasers To Kill A Mockingbird
Gorn With the Wind
Finding Nemoy
A Beautiful Mind-meld
About a Borg
Oh What A Lovely Warp Drive
Picard At Hanging Rock
They Were Expendable Crew Members
and the sequel They Died With Their Red Shirts On
The Gorns of Navarone
Plan DS9 From Outer Space
Aliens
Doc Soup
Romulan Holiday
The Borg Supremacy
Get Data
Fantastic Voyager
Scotty With Mussolini
Boyce Don't Cry
Romulan Holiday
It Came From Outer Subspace
Romulan Holiday, Romulan Holiday - so good they named it twice
Kirk Hearts and Coronets
Spocktopussy
The Maltese Vulcan
About McCoy
Worf of the Worlds
Data Movie
Chek - Off
The Nacell
The Transporter Can't believe I'm the first to spot that one
Tran Sporters too
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Chacotay
Bajors!
The Sisko Kid
Tango and Vash
Hellphaser
A Night in Cassiopeia
(irach) Hey! You've wandered into Battlestar Gallactica Theatre there! That has to be a line fault!:)

Two Men on a Shuttlecraft
(Sierra Mike)- In the "Terra Nova" episode, planet Terra Nova is also known as Eta Cassiopiea III.
Last Tango in Tom Paris
Kes
Warp 10 From Navarone
(irach) Yeah, right. :)

Ring of Bright Horta
The Man Who Would Be Klingon
Oh! What a Lovely Worff
High Noonien Soong
Until the End of the Franchise
Dirty Roddenberry Scoundrels
Where No Man Has Gorn Before
The Constant Shatner
The Sarek of the Mary Deare
Captain's Log Courageous
The Quark of Zorro
The Hunt for Red Matter
Twelve Angry Klingons
Yar and Away
A Tale of Two Cities on the Edge of Forever
The Galileo Se7en
Brief Encounter at Farpoint
The Taking of NCC-1701
Episode VI: Return of the Geordi
Gleaming The Borg Cube
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Dilithium Crystal Skull
(Deanna) Troy
Dude, Where's My Shuttlecraft?
A Hard Dax Night
Dude, Where's My Cardassian?
North West Final Frontier
'Bones' Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(Kim) or "All Quiet on the Final Frontier".
My Sister's Keeper
Khan-Khan
The Meaning Of Life, Jim
Once Upon a Time in the Delta Quadrant
From Crusher With Love
Galaxy Blues
Breakfast at Quarks
Waltz With Dr Bashir
Mad Dax
Nosferengi
Live and Let Dilithium
Groundhog Data
Ilia Postino
[Irach] Now you're doing The Man From Uncle! :) Two can play at that game.

Beverley Hills Cop
[Sierra Mike] Ilia was the navigator in Star Trek- the Movie- n(not the TV series)- look it up
[irach] Knew that, kidding you. Sorry.

Good Wil Hunting.
Dorn of the Dead
Saavik Private Ryan
Bring Me The Head Of The Crystal Entity
Pulaski Blues
A Rand Day Out
Silva Streak
I was Montgomery Scott's Double
The Killing Shields
Andorian Gray
The Million Quatloo Note
Is Ten-Forward Burning? and if not, why not?

Since it's been over a week since the last entry, I suspect the Star Trek well has run dry. So, I'm going to go out on a limb and propose the Doctor Who Film Club
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
Look Who's Talking
The Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Cyberman Who Would Be King
Dalek for Murder
The Ood Couple
Quo Tardis
Roller Zarbi
A Night at the Menoptera
K-9: The Widowmaker
Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?
La Vie Davros
I, Raston Warrior Robot
Doctor Who's Coming To Dinner
The Man Who Broke the Bannakaffalatta at Monte Carlo
The (Ice) Warriors
Grand Theft Auton
Hello Dalek
My Dalek Clementine
Tom Baker in Scarf-Face
Peter Panopticon
Kind Hartnells and Coronets
Pertwee's Big Adventure
Rani, Lola, Rani
Sil Met By Moonlight
The Name Of The Rose
Are We There Yeti?
[Sierra Mike] Bravo!
The Brigadier Hunter
Wheel in Space Jam
Of Mice And Cybermen
A Mandrel For All Seasons
Moroks From Outer Space
Bring Me The Hath of Alfredo Garcia!
In Bed With Donna
Ice Warrior Zebra
Time After Timelord
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestene
The Life And Loves Of A Sea Devil
Ian and Doc and Susan and Barbera
Console Room With A View
Time Rotor Bandits
The Pursuit Of The Happiness Patrol
Sonic Screwdriving Miss Daisy
The Man With Two Brains Of Morbius
Face of Boe/Off
Carry On Sergeant Benton
My Sister's Keeper Of Traken
Sensorites and Sensibility
Mummy Mia
Move Over Dalek
Dude, Where's My TARDIS?
TARDIS Lost
Martha Jones and The Temple of Doom
For Whom The Cloister Bell Tolls
T' Mara Never Dies
Scarf Face
Looks like this one has also run out of steam, but I like the idea of Old Cult TV-Show Film Club so how about a round of :

The Prisoner Film Club

I'll start by offering Number Six Degrees of Separation
Our Unmutual Friend
I Know Why You Resigned Last Summer
No. 1 Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Magnificent Number Seven
Ocean's Number Eleven
Number 8 1/2
The Village of the Damned
Number Four Weddings and a Funeral
Dude, Where's My KAR120C?
The (Large) White Balloon
The McGoohan Show
Last Tango In Portmerion
Rover the Hedge
Mini Moke Overdrive
I am not a number, I am a Lawnmower Man
Das Booth
er...sorry... thought we were stll on "Dr. Who"....
10000 BC-ing You
Sands of Ynys Gifftan
Perhaps this isn't as fertile a subject as I had thought it would be. Time for another? Posed by someone with a sounder grasp of the game?
How about a round of the

Mornington Crescenters Film Club

The Treasure of the Sierra Mike
Dunx, Where's My Car?
The X-Phils
La Vie en Rosie
Carlito's Paul Way
Korky's
School of Raak
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Dan
I Robot, Porter!
The Grapes of Raak
Good Phil Hunting
I'm sure I remember this being done before, possibly on MCiOS... However, let's not spoil the fun: Look Who's Chalky
Bob the firehouse dog
Chalky Balboa
The Mighty Dunx
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
[irach] or ImNotBeingJohn Malkovich.
The Desert Rabs
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. K.O.R.K.Y.
The Hand that Raaks the Cradle
A Tuj of Class
Blob Roy
Rab Roy
One Million Years BCdM
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Cruel CdM
La Stevie en Rose
Very nice site!
Ma vie est un nfras
Pepé le pwwpuieu. Very nice site!
Boogie, nights!
Andy Band Played On - [Kim] proper lol
Ballad of Reading JLE
Bigsmith goes to Washington
Puckoon With A View
Lord Blue Velvet [nfras] ta.
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Anthrax Whirl
Néa Dark
Rita, Sue and Blob Too
When the Wind Pablos
Wait Until Raak
Jailhouse Raak
Kim
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Island of Dr Qu+Xum
Dr Qu+Xumglove
Raiders of the Lost Raak
Ice Age Porter
City of Projoy
Bob the Dog Day Afternoon
The irachel Papers
Sponge Blob Square Pants
JLE House Rock
The Dirty Dujon
Guest Login Who's Coming To Dinner?
Something Wicked This Way Kims
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Pablo Hot, Blow Cold
The Cable Irouléguy
Cider with Rosie
Phil-adlephia
The Blob
Watt D. Furquinelle's Up, Doc?
The Cabinet of Dr Qu+Xum
I knew some of these looked familiar. It wasn't even that long ago...
Objective, Norma!
Stop, or Yer Mom Will Shoot
Looking for Mister Boolbar
Wallace and Gramit in A Grand Dunx Out
Rita, Sue and Bob The Dog, Too
The Name Of The Rosie
Paul Way Out West
The Wind That Shakes The Boolbarley
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Boolbar "Boolbar" cascade declared
The Golden Boolbar
Strictly Boolbarroom
Boolbarella
Raising Boolbarizona "Boolbar" cascade declared closed
Nfraseratu
[CdM] A year is a long time in Film Club.
The Red Darren
Korky Park
Play Chasty for Me
The Man Who Would Be Kim
[Kim] Or even Chalky Park!
Meet me in Blamelewis
Who Framed Roger Rab?
Three Kims
The Bells of St Dogmael?
irach for the Sky
Phil Metal Jacket
He's Juxtapose Not Into You
Chalky President's Men
TUA Mockingbird
Harry Porter! and the Crescent of Secrets
The Raak of Kahn
Time for another?
How about MOVIES FOR RUSSOPHILES AND THOSE BEHIND THE ERSTWHILE IRON CURTAIN?
Mad Marx
Gorby Goes Bananas
Tsar Trek
Putin on the Ritz
Stalin Trek
Arkangel & Demons
Coal Miner's Dacha
Uncle's Tomsk Cabin
That Touch of Minsk
Kremlins
The Killing of John Lenin
Roman Holiday
The Trotsky and the Nottie
Stay Hungary
Blank Czech
Lawrence of U.S.S.R.abia
Tolstoy Story
Educating Nikita
Ivan, Robot
Red Sonja
Kramer vs. Kremlin
The People's Agricultural Collective #5 Of The Damned
Comrade, Where's My Car?
The Devil Wears Pravda
Commune-struck
Gdansk for the Memory
Tsar Wars Episode V - The Empier Strikes Back
Comrade Kane
Singin' in Ukraine
A Tsar is Born
Carry On Up The Volga
Moscow on the Moscow
The Petrograduate
There's Something About the Gulag
Vlad Santa
Gorky's
The Vladimeerkats
Berlin WALL·E
Kiev Largo
Raising Alexander
Ekranoplan 9 From Outer Space
Brezhniev Encounter
Uzhgorod Warrior
Ludmilla Mockingbird
The Glasnost Menagerie
The 39 Steppes
For a Few Roubles More
From Here to Arkhangelsk
Cossacks and the City
The Wizard of Broz
Heebie KGBs
The Good, The Bad, and the Grozny
[Sofware re: 39 Steppes] Applause
Ural Good Man, Charlie Brown
Woodvostok
Blue Krushchev
T-34, Where Are You?
The NKVD Always Knocks Twice
The Pogrom
The (Communist) Party
MIG
Gulag 17
Vladivostok and Two Smoking Barrels
The Leningraduate
Salem's Aeroflot
Neva Say Neva Again
Bolsheveiks of Fury
The Great Spassky
Yentlsin
Shall We Gdansk? Sounds like something Popeye would say to Olive Oyl
Yeltsin Kong Insert other well known Russians ending in -in here
Boris and Kyril and Lev and Alyssia
Pavlov Actually
The Rocky Horowitz Picture Show
Hairy Pyotr and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan
Love Me or Mendeleev Me
Children of a Lesser Voshkod
Monty Python: The Life of Lenin
Katya on a Hot Tin Roof
Trotsky and Hutch
The Moskvitches of Eastwick
Jacob's Lada
Big Trabant in Little China
Peter the Great Escape
Kevin & Perry Stro Ika - it's Russian for "Go Large". Honest.
Time for another, I think. How about

Cheesemakers Film Club?

I'll kick off with:

Brighton Roquefort

Born Brie
Edam Yankees
Jacob's Cheddar
Monterrey Jack Frost
The Swiss of the Spider Woman
Gouda Will Hunting
For Whom The Babybel Tolls
Educationg Feta
Revenge of the Curds
I'm All Right, Monterey Jack
I Was Monty's Double Gloucester
The Edambusters
Or even HerBrie Goes To Monte ReyJack
The Camembert Run
The Seven Gruyere Itch
Philadelphia
The Boursin Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum
The Rarebit Proof Fence A bit forced, but...
The Legend of the Provolone Ranger
Pasteurs of the Universe
Fromage Here to Eternity
The Hunt for Red Leicester
The Big Cheesy
Bring Me the Chedder of Alfredo Garcia (oblig.)
Limburger Hill
Romano Holiday
Mozzarella (starring Jane Fondue)
The Guns of Marscapone
Bridget Jones' Dairylea
East of Edam
The Gouda, The Bad and The Ugly
The Day The Earth Stood Stilton
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lymeswold
Once Upon A Time In Mexicana
The Cottage (oblig.)
Mahon de Soures
Padano Hot Tin Roof
The Glass Fromagerie
The Kraft
The Primula Of Miss Jean Brodie
Whey Out West
88 Rennets
Key Yarg-o
The Manchego Who Would Be King
Bavarian Smoked Movie
The Curious Queso of Benjamin Button
Return Of The Cheddai
Cheeses Of Nazareth
Grater Expectations
Banon of the Spring
The Man in the Iron Marscapone
Gran Pecorino
Añejo of a Thousand Days
Gloucester in Translation
The Longest Jarlsberg
A Beautiful Rind
Shropshire Blue Velvet
Carlito's Whey
Wallace and Gromit: Curds of the Were-Rabbit Cheese, Gromit!
Blue Velveeta
Cinema Para Queso
The Bridges of Madison's Five Counties
The Texas Cheeseslicer Massacre
Any Which Whey But Loose
Mahon of La Mancha
The Men Who Stare At Goats' Cheese
Bridget Jones's Dairylee
Field of Creams
Milk
The Havarti (with Feta Cellars)
Little Gouda
[SM] Bzzzzt!
Brie Movie
Where Eagles Dairy
Anything starring the Truckle Brothers...
The Guns of Provolone
Peter Paneer
Halloumi Bell Tolls
Ice Age Derby
The Stinking Bishop's Wife
Lappi Feat
The Bells of St Paulin
Cheesy Rider
Carry On Up The Käse
Once a Pont-L'Évêque in the West
Pelican Brie
Brie Encounter
The Bridge on the River Kwaito
From Rushan with Love
A Fist Full of Durrus
Airag-time
Run, LowLow, Run
[UK] Never heard of it - is it any good? More to the point - is it CHEESE or is it I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Cheese?
[IS,P] No idea on the quality - it's some new-fangled low-fat cheese being advertised endlessly on TV at the moment. The advert features a mouse trying to reach a slice of cheese on toast in the middle of a room full of mousetraps. As far as its authenticity, it's probably still closer to the real thing than stuff like Cheesestrings or Dairylea Dunkers!
Sex and the Cathedral City
Tropical fruit *always*goes bad said Petula
Buying the Laughing Cow
The Kraft
To Tillamook-ing Bird
Mascarpone Time In America With music by Ennio Provolone.
Wow, a whole weekend with no posts - time for a change?
All The President's Emmental [IS,P] Oh, go on, then! :-)
The Court Ilchester
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
Goudafellas
A Beautiful Rind
How about a new one?

Cyclist's Film Club

G.I. Chain
Star Trek: The Search for Spoke
Tyre In The Sky
Point Brake. And anything by the Merckx Brothers.
Blazing Saddles (sic)
Chain Reaction
Putting on the Cleats
Full Pedal Jacket
The Perfect Sturmey-Archer
The Gear Hunter
Hub
True Grip
The Presta
Forrest's Pump
Ocean's Twelve-Speed
The Ballad of Brake-Cable Hogue
King of the Sprocket Men
The Diary of Anne's Crank
He Wore a Yellow Jersey
Bring Me The Head of Lance Armstrong
Throw Momma From The Chain
Custer's Last Bikestand
Wheel People
One Flew Over The Handlebars
The Cable Guide
Napoleon Dynamo
The Peloton Brief
Lance With Me
Looking For Mr Crossbar [Sierra Mike] lol
Terminal Velocipede
Driving Miss Daisy, Daisy
The Lovely Boneshaker
National Velocipede
Spand-X-Men
And the sequel, True Lycra.
Raleigh 'Round the Flag, Boys!
Magma: The Earth's Moulten Core
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down On A Mountain Bike
BMX-Men
Innertube
The Tandem of the Opera
High Plains Grifter, and anything with Dennis Chopper.
Some Bike it Hot
Wheezy Rider
Saturday Night Tyre-Lever
Clutch of the Titans
Reality Bikes
Purple Chain
Sustransformers
The Cruel Seat
Fork et Paris

First Aiders' Film Club
Plaster and Commander
In Like Splint
Who's Band-aid on Virginia Woolf?
In Bruise
The Sling and I
Night Sprain
Cuts
Jesus Christ's Super Scar
Spring Break
Sling Blade
Scanners
The Man with X-Ray Eyes
Burns After Redaing
The Medicine Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Bandage It Like Beckham
And the Band-Aid Splayed On
Mercurochrome Rising
Paramedic Activity
The Diary of Resusci Anne Frank
Patch 22
The Fracture
Night Sprain
28 Graze Later
Kick-Asprin irach: *self-bzzt*
The King and MRI
Catscan People
Bring Me The Head CT of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek: Emesis
A Man Called Charley Horse
Resusci Annie Hall [nfras] Kudos
Winter Poultice
Snow Falling on Seizures
Julius' Seizure
The Faint
Live and Don't Let Die
The Awkward Fall of the Roman Empire
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
I Am Leg End
Bind up the Head-Wound of Alfredo Garcia
The Accidental Tourist
Wallace and Vomit- the Curse of the Stale rarebit
Graze Anatomy
The Texas Chainsaw Injuries Clinic
Saturday Night Fever
The Sting
Asthmatar
Bronchospasm Billy
Kiss of the Spider Venom
Love, Fracturally
Back to the Suture
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
The Seven Year Stitch
Plaster of Paris (Texas)
The Lady Painkillers
The Novocaine Mutiny
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Poultice Squad
Clue Starring Col. Mustard Plaster, Miss Scarlet Fever, Reverend Gan Green et al.
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
Little Man Amputate
The Final Prognosis
Plaster of Paris- When It Sizzles
The Bruise Brothers
Lady Sings the Black and Blues
Traction Jackson
Dirty Lancing
On Her Majesty's National Health Service
The Frostbite Saga
The Elastoplast of the Mohicans
The Stye Who Loved Me
Dogbite Afternoon
The Princess' Debride
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cast (Now and Forever)
Scaldfinger
Abrasion in the Sun
The Scrapes of Wrath
First Degree Burns After Reading
Sunstroke Boulevard
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Tennis Elbowfinger
Plaster and Commander
The Whitlow Boy
Hangnail and I
Oh! What A Lovely Wart
The Man With Two Sprains
(Emergency Ward) 10
The Big Chilblain
The Psoriasis of the Long Distance Runner
Cyster Act
Abcess of Malice
The Six Hives of Henry Lefay
Rash
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Our Man's Splint
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Verruca
Tango and Gash
Ice-Pack in Alex
¡Triage Amigos!
Captain Correli's Defibrillator
Fatal Traction
Ingrowing Toenail And I
Dude, Where's My Carbuncle?
Reviving Miss Daisy
Chills
The Stepford Hives
The Sick and the Dead
Almost Flatlined
2001: A Sprain Odyssey
A Beautiful Melanoma

Movies Based in a Lift

Shaft
The Thing from Another Floor
Schindler's Lift
Dial 'M' For Mezzanine
Close Encounters of the Third Floor
Cable Guy
A Scenic Elevator With A View
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Lifts* (* But Were Afraid to Ask)
The Greatest Elevator Pitch Ever Told
The Descent
O Elevator, Where Art Thou?
Run Up The Stairs Instead, Lola, Run Up The Stairs Instead
From Here to Maternity (2nd Floor)
The Sound of Muzak
The Unbearable Lightness of a Snapped Elevator Cable
The Smell Of, Well, I'm not Sure to Be Honest But If It's A Woman I Don't Want To Share This Lift With Her
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Elevator Button
Toy Storey
Sliding Doors
The Elevator of Dr. Caligari
SWAT that bloody fly!
High Noon
The Englishman who Rode Up an Elevator but Climbed Down the Stairs
Three Men In An Elevator
It's a Wonderful Lift
I know it's a book but I thought, "What the hell" - Sits, Farts and Leaves
Twelve Angry Men In An Elevator
The Unbearable Loudness of "DING!!!"
The Three Musketeers In An Elevator
Two Weeks' Otis
[Any Title] In An Elevator
Elevator Cid
Rosemary's Lobby
Monty Python's The Meaning of Lift
The Lift Also Rises
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
Watership Down
Dumb and Dumbwaiter
Monty Python's The Lift of Brian
Almost Flying
Black Lift Down
Ascent of a Woman
Ascenseur and Sensibility
It's a Wonderful Lift
[irach] DING!
Benjamin, yes, you can press the Button
Lift, Right and Centre
The Last House on the Lift
Room At The Top
Elevator: Rise Of The Machines
Lift at the Top
The Spy Who Lift Me
The Winches of Eastwick
A Bug's Lift
Sleep-lift in Seattle
Wuthering Heights
Elevate Until Dark
Elevator

Movies for Librarians

Book, Line and Sinker
Grand Theft Author
Shhhhhhhaft
To Borrow Never Dies
Lend it Like Beckham
Spirit of St Dewey
Sh-Elf
Bring Me The Autobiography Of Alfredo Garcia
The Borrowers (oblig)
Under M for Murder
Pulp Fiction
Everybody's Fine
The Quiet Man
Look up HV6499 to HV6535 For Murder
The Shhhs of the Fisherman
Stacks of the Killer Tomatoes
The Class-mark Of The Rose
Tome Thumb
Paperback to the Future
A Microfiche Called Wanda
Jacob's Stepladder
Silence of the Lambs obviously
That one starred Hannibal Lectern, of course
The Loaning of Pelham 123
One of Our Aircraft Books is Missing
The Return of "The Fly" 12s6d owing
The Spy Who Came In From The Barking Branch
Catalog on a Hot Tin Roof
Author
Read Poets Society
Howard's Bookend
New Dustjacket City
Pal Dewey
Title Recall
Robin Hood: Large Prints of Thieves
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Text* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
Carry On Reading
The Lord of the Ringbinders
Lost in Translation oblig
Return of the Jedi
28 Days Overdue
Binders Keepers
Prints of Persia
Four Readings and a Few Novels
Paperback Mountain
Book Back in Anger
Fining Miss Daisy
Travels With My Anthology
Royalty-free Willy
The Seven Yearbook Itch
Full Dust Jacket
The Copyright Stuff
Quiet Please, We're British
Binding Nemo
Shelving Private Ryan
Dude, Where's My Cart?
Tome Reader
What's Up, Document?
Readers of the Lost Archive
The Word Man of Alcatraz
Easy Reader
Easy Writer
Sleeveless in Seattle
Tome Alone
The Return of the Magnificent Seven
The Lone Ranger Writes Again
Return to Lender
The DaVinci Codex
ShELF
The Bucket Novelist
The Omega Manuscript
All Quiet on the Western Frontispiece
A Christmas Carrel
RollerDex
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Librarian
Book Back In Anger
The Cook, His Wife, The Librarian and Her Little Rubber Date Stamp
9 1/2 Weeks Overdue
While on the radio there's an episode of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
Check-in Run
Checking Out
Conan the Librarian
The Da Vinci Barcode
A Fiche Called Wanda
The Ever-Lending Story
The Mighty Quinto
One Or Two Things That I Know About Books
I Know What You Read Last Summer
Prose Encounters of the Nerd Kind
King Solomon's Fines
Abridge over the River Kwai
Sink the Bookmark
The Truth About Catalogues
The Nutty Prefacer
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Bookends
Fining Nemo
Shhhhaft
The Mouse That Whispered
Ayesha, Or The Return Of "She"
Shhh . . . rek

Movies for Translators

Lost in Translation (oblig.)
The French Connection
Close Encounters of the Word Kind
The Manchurian Predicate
Star Trek: Inflection
War of the Words
Apportez-moi la Tête d'Alfredo Garcia
From Russian With Love
Everything, about sex, to know, you ever wanted, but to ask, afraid were.
Decline and Fall
The Italian Job
Romancing the Rosetta Stone
And the sequel, The Name of the Rosetta Stone
A Babel Fish Called Wanda
The Printing Bride
Bye Bye Wordy
The Maltese Hyphen
The Flying Noun
Thoroughly Modern Swahili
Farsi From Heaven
The Finnish of the Affair
The Hitchhiker's Phrasebook of the Galaxy
Some Like It Hottentot
The French Conjunction
My Big Fat Greek Dictionary
Carry On Norse
Zulu
Lawrence of Arabian
Danish The Menace
The Cruel Farsi
Bengali
The Truth About Tagalog
The Good, The Bad And The Urdu
Romany Holiday
The Afrikaans Queen
Never Cry Wolof
Brazilian
The Outlaw Josey Welsh
Bugsy Malay
The Mandarin With No Name
Tamil Met By Moonlight
The Riddle Of The Sanskrit
Hmong-struck
The Thai That Binds
Tamil on the Floss
Latin Men
The Invisible Mandarin
All the Presidents Mandarin
Butch Cassidy and the Sunda Kid
Captain Corelli's Mandarin
The English Patient
Catalan on a Hot Tin Roof
Soylent Greek
The Wild Portuguese
Dutch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [thanks, Softers]
Ben Gali
Karabakh to the Future
TV ALERT - Georgian Mildred
All The President's Armenian
A Man Called Norse
The Creole Sea
Gullah Dolly
From Russian With Love
Dutch Ado About Nothing
Batman Bengali
A Man Called Norse
Aboriginal Sin
Norse by Norse West overcooking the Norse
Slovak to the Future
Blank Czech
Look Who's Talking Hutu
Rune With A View
[Irach] Missed opportunity to follow your latest with Dustin Hoffman's Tutsi
Although neither Hutu nor Tutsi need translation - not being languages.
[IS,P] Okay, then I'll go with Look who's Talking Tuvaluan
Jason and the Argot-nauts
The Lexican or, if you prefer,
Lexicon-air
A Manx For All Seasons
Last Tongan in Paris
Diaglossanother Day
Star Trek: The Wrath of Conjugations "Phrasebooks on stun!"
The Dawn Patois
A Man For All Sindhi
Amharic Pie
Charlie's Anglais
Bill and Ted's Excellent Avesta
Pali 'Round the Flag, Boys
Arabic Pie
Crouching Tiger, Hindi Dragon

Movies for English/Grammar Teachers

E.T. The Extra Tense
The Santa Clause (oblig.)
Bhowani Conjunction
The Sixth Tense
Irony Man
Who Donne It?
Northwest by North
Dr Whom
Gerunds of the Fall
Apocalypse Noun
Close Encounters of the Third Declension
J'Accusative
Dr Syntax
Silence of the Iambs
Earth vs The Flying Chaucers
Singing in the Rain
The Wizard of Australia
Good Fellows
The Noun's Story
Ace Caesura: Pet Detective
Two Weeks' Notice
The Unbearable Litotes of Being
Deriving Miss Daisy
Mars Syntax!
Parse Attacks
Zeugma and Louise
Apostrophe Now
Comma
When Tomorrow Comma
Star Trek: Generative Grammarians
The Third Person
Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest
Complete Metal Jacket
Throw Mother From The Train
The Colour Purple
Back to the Future Perfect
Nouns on the Run
Sweet Home a la Grammar
Little Passive Voice
The Aoristocats
The Passion of the Chrestomathy
Nick and Norah's Infinitive Playlist
The Contraction
The Cook, His Wife, The Greengrocer and His' Apostrophe's
Gerund, Lola, Gerund
Stanza by Me

Movies for Bird Watchers

The Pelican Brief (oblig.)
Wild, Wild Nest
The Maltese Falcon oblig
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest also oblig
Lock, Flock and Barrel
Four Lapwings and a Funeral
Big Momma's Grouse
Pigeon the River Kwai
Saturday Kite Fever
The Twitches of Eastwick
Broken Sparrow
Hawk The Slayer
U Tern
Close Enounters of the Bird Kind
Dr. Guano
Live and Let Fly
The Joy Cluck Club
The Birds (oblig.)
Chicken Run (oblig.)
Duck and Ducker
My Left Coot
Loonstruck
Taras Bulbul
American Magpie
The Towering Flamingo
Blame It On Rhea
Kiwi's Big Adventure
Who's That Gull?
The Real Macaw
Hello Polly
[irach] Or Peewit's Big adventure works as well.
Eagle-ly Blonde
Inglourious Bustards
Two or Three Things I Know About Herons
Crane Man
50 Ways to Leave your Plover
The Eider Sanction
The Titmouse Thunderbolt
Bobolink and Carolina Wren and Redstart and A Lesser Black-backed Gull
Dove Story
Jurassic Lark
Tit's a Wonderful Life
Of Titmice and Men
Migrate Expectations
My Big Fat Grebe Wedding
Good Will Bunting
King Solomon's Mynahs
Das Coot
The Caucasian Chickadee Circle
Rosemary's Booby
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Duck Soup oblig.
Seven Brides for Seven Plovers
Three Men and a Booby
Swan with the Wind
Trains, Cranes and Automobiles or Cranes, Planes and Automobiles or, indeed, Cranes, Cranes and Automobiles
Bring Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
The Rook the Thief His Wife & Her Plover
Annie Get Your Gull
From Rhea To Eternity
Raiders of the Lost Auk
The African Preen
Wren, Lola, Wren
The Taking of Pelican 123
Godwit the Wind
Rosemary's Phoebe
Duck Day Afternoon
Reservoir Ducks
Things To Do In Denver When You're A Duck
The Legend of the Loon Ranger
Any Which Way But Goose
Gander Brothers
The Longest Jay
Zorba the Grebe
Wall Tweet "Grebe is good!"
Pat Gannet & Billy the Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kite
The Dam Bustards
From Heron to Eternity
Swan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Lord of The Rings - The Two Cans
Raiders of the Ost Rich
Oh! What A Lovely Warbler
Eiderdownfall
Grouse Hawk Day
The Raptor
The Passerine of the Christ
Toucan Play That Game
Last Drongo in Paris
Eat Osprey Dove
Good Willet Hunting
Nest Side Story
Chat On A Hot Tin Roof
La Wren Margot
My Stepmother is an Avian
A Starling is Born
A Budgie Too Far
Goldfincher
From Russia, With Dove
The Gizzard of Oz
What's New Pussychat
Day Of The Jackdaw
Monte Carlo Or Bustard!
First Among Eagles
There's Something About Canary
Barbet's Feast
Reach For The Skylark
The Longest Jay
A Finch Called Wanda
I'm All Right Jackdaw
Tea For Toucan
Hoopoe Dreams
Monty Python And The Holy Rail
The Finch Connection
The Shoes of the Kingfisher Man
Coot Hand Luke
A Jay At The Races
Jumpin' Jacamar Flash
Look Who's Stalking Potoo
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Trogon
Road to Vireo
Manakin
Fat Albatross
Passenger Pigeon 57
Rhea Window
House of Waxwings
Shrike Force
Weaver Las Vegas
Horatio Hornbiller
Cranespotting

Movies for Clothing Inspectors

Cloth Sides of the Law
pAntz. [KS] wtf is a clothing inspector?
Full Metal Jacket (oblig.) [ISP] "'ello, luv. Mind if I take these down and use them in evidence?"
The Unbearable Tightness of Lycra™
The Thong
Anorak to the Future
Galaxy Vest
The Men who Stare at Coats
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Personal Vest
Travels with My Pant
A Bra is Born
Any Which Way but Loose
Tog Day Afternoon
Raging Wool
Three Men In A Coat
The Unbearable Tights of Being
Shirty Dancing
Das Boot (oblig.)
The Pelican Briefs
Close Encounters of the Shirt Kind
Wrinkle All The Way
Petticoat Pirates oblig.
Monty Python and the Bargain Rail
Bra Wars
Frock, Stock and Barrel
Three Wedding Dresses and a Funeral
A Day at the Braces
Get Cartier
Sliding Diors
The Desert Socks
The Britches of Eastwick
The Britches of Madison County
Seven Bras for Seven Brothers
Kilt Bill
The Knicker of Bray
Plus Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Lace
Those Magnificent Men on Their Sewing Machines
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
Licence to Kilt
Hook
Rag Traders of the Lost Ark
Robin Hoodie: Prince of Thieves
Sigourney Weaver in A-line
Strapless in Seattle
Rayon Man
Death on the Nylon
Pattern
Black Hawked Gown
The Cotton Club
Night of the Leotard What is a clothing inspector? Does anybody really know? Seems that everybody just finds stickers and tags in clothing that say things like "Inspected by Number 26."
Briefs Encounter
633 Sequin
Reach for the Fly
From Russia With Glove
Spats & Clogs
A Nightie to Remember
Rosemary's BabygroTM
Dirty Nappy
Catsuit Ballou
Once Upon A Time In The Vest
The Man In The White Suit oblig.
The Wrong Trousers also oblig.
Scarf Face
The Invisible Mend
Mary Popsocks
Rosemary's Babydoll
Shawl the President's Men
Putting on the Mitts
Yankee Doodle Panty
Saree, Wrong Number
Sarong Side of Town
Spongebob Square Pants
Bring Me the Hem of Alfredo Garcia!
The Horrors of Burka and Hare
Duck Suit
The Robe
Goodbye Linen!
An Inseam Enemy
Re-Pleat Performance
The Taking of Peplum 1 2 3
The Loincloth in Winter
The Frill of It All
[irach] "Peplum" - *applause*
Slipless in Seattle
Robe Roy
Sock Around the Clock
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Kaftan America: The First Avenger
When the Wind Blouse
Skivvy the Bush Kangaroo
Warm Iron, Man
Socky IV
The Socks and the Hound
Thong of the South
Cool Handkerchief Luke
Falsie Witness
Far From the Padding Crowd
The Lining
Stay Dungaree
Our Man Lint
Crocodile Dungaree
The Cruel Seam
Bring Me The Thread of Alfredo Garcia
The Tacking of Pelham 123
Get Garter
How The Vest Was Won
All Quiet on the Vest 'n' Y-Fronts
Scarf Face
Tweed Home Alabama
The Secret Tartan
Tango and Cashmere
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks
I'm All Right Jacket
Our Man In Bandanna
I Was Monty's Doublet
Look Back In Angora
Village Of The Darned
Herbie Goes Bandannas
A Hard Day's Nighty
The Curse of the Fly oblig
The Blue Macs
Stocking and I
Prudence and the Pile
Where Eagles Darn
Wonderwool
There's A Girl In My Suit
Dances With Wools
Satin Lovers
The Twill Of It All
Uncommon Velour
The Crepes oof Wrath
Robin Snood
Gun Smock
Gown Fight at the OK Corral
Guess Who's Talking Tutu
Gowns of Navarone
Top Gown
Gown With the Wind

The Used Car Salesman's Film Club

Das Boot
Paint Your Wagon
Monte Carlo or Rust
Bring Me The Head Gasket Of Alfredo Garcia
The Magnificent Austin Seven
The Silencer Of The Lambs
Rear Window oblig.
The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Ford Galaxy
Forest Sump
Hyundai Another Day
Austin Metro, International Car of Mystery
Alfa Romeo And Juliet
The Cruel Seat
Air Con
Car Wars: A Hope with One Previous, Careful Lady Owner
Car Wars: The Empire Strikes Hatchback
Car Wars: Saturn of the Jedi
The Passion of the Chrysler
Driven By Miss Daisy
Radiator
Starsky and Clutch
Point Brake
Chitty-Chitty Banger
The Yellow Rolls Royce oblig.
Carry On VW Camper
The Prius Of Miss Jean Brodie
Carry On Cleo oblig.
Jason and the Juggernauts
A Van For All Seasons
A Fish Called Honda
Robin Reliant - Prince Of Thieves
Where Anglias Fear To Tread
St. Elmo's Firebird
Nova Say Nova Again
The Treasure of the Sierra 2.0GLS
A Passat To India
Car Wars: Return of the Jetta
Fiat With a Hot Tin Roof
Never On A Hyundai
Beetle Juice
Bronco Billy
Finding Limo
Camaro Never Dies
Jeepless in Seattle
Truck to the Future
Carmageddon
Hondaworld
The Audi Couple
Dodge City
The Red LeBaron
Empire of the Datsun
The da Vinci Skoda
20,000 Leagues on the Clock
The Little Chop-Shop of Horrors
Some Like It MOT
Jeepless in Seattle
My Blue Lemon
Silverado
The Trouble with Ferrari
Hummer Of '42
The Land Rover That Time Forgot
One Million CC
The Longest Daewoo
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Seat
Paint Your VolksWagen
Lorry Of Arabia
The Blue Macks
Singer In The Rain
Car From The Madding Crowd
I'm All Right Bottle Jack
Citroen Kane
Captain Mitsubishi's Mandolin
The Prisoner Of Honda
South Pajero
The Gear Hunter
The Creature From The Black Lagonda
Toyota Story
A Bug's Life
Dashboard of the Rings
Miata Me in St. Louis
Mazda-Gas-Car
A 'Rover Runs Through It
Jurassic Car Park
Carlton-Browne of the FSO
Paint Your Kublewagen
Trabantz
2001: A Honda Odyssey
The Great Ford Escape
Coupe Dreams
Sedan In Real Life
Sedan Of A Thousand Days
Sedan For All Seasons
A Van For All Seasons
Vauxhall Viva Las Vegas
The Picture of DeLorean Gray
Hybrid On The River Kwai
Sentra Stage
Mad Maxima Beyond Thunderbird
Crash Of The Titans
The Blue Maxi
2001 - An Espace Odyssey
Broken Camaro
Austin Se7en
Chrysler Beloved Country
Spyder-Man
Jean de Corvette
Happy Fiat
The Silencers of the Lamborghinis
The Third Van
The Man with the Golden Mitsubishi Shogun
The Sunroof Also Rises
Bring Me The Head Of Allegro Garcia
Maestro and Commander
Little Saab of Horrors
Model T Behavior
Hocus Ford Focus
Datsun Cogs
The Horseless Whisperer
Honda Waterfront
On Holden Pond
A Streetka Named Desire
The Daewoo the Jackal
Taurus Bulba
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Escort
Seven Test Rides for Seven Brothers
The Seven Suzuki Samurai
The Great Ford Escape
Lord of the Sebrings
[Softers] Is that to go with James Clavell's Mitsubishi Shogun?
Carry On Clio
Caddie Lack
Jurassic Car Park
Charlie's Anglias


MOVIES FOR RESTURANT, CAFE AND PIZZERIA STAFF

Guess Who's Coming to Diner
Grease
Grate Expectations
Diner (oblig.)
Mystic Pizza (oblig.)
The X-Menu
Those Magnigficent Men and their Frying Machines
Romancing the Stone-baked
A Man For All Seasoning
Frite Willy
Mad Macs
Goodbye, Miss the Chips
Good Veal Hunting
A Wok To Remember
Silence Of The Lamb Chops
Carry On Kebaberie
The Dessert Fox
Kitchen Run
Tandoori Is The Night
Three Dace of the Condor
The Invention of Frying
The French Confection
Bring Me the Breadsticks of Alfredo Garcia
Any Which Way But Mousse
2001 - A Spice Odyssey
A Simple Flan
Lettuce Dance
King Solomon's Wines
The Pork Shank Redemption
Tip Gun
Jacob's Platter
In the Bill of the Night
Like Waiter for Chocolate
A View To a Grill
To Grill a Cooking Bird
The Fry Cook Next Door
20,000 Leeks Under The Sea
A Mushroom With A View
Soup Dreams
Mash of the Titans
Chitty Chitty Banger Banger
Mary Popcorns
Saturday Night And Sundae Morning
Adam's Ribs
Lord of the Meringues
Herbie Peels Bananas
Some Like Eats Hot
The Frying Game
Goodbye Mr Chips
Starter Trek
Entrée: The Dragon
Ramequin
The Deviled Eggs and Mrs. Jones
Wok Around the Clock
100 Trifles
The All-Day Breakfast Club
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
The Chicken a la King and I
The Good, the Bad, and the Unfit For Human Consumption
The Cover Charge of the Light Brigade
I Was Monty's Double Boiler
Some Like It Saute
Braise the Red Lamb Tongue
Manon of the Spring Roll
Breads
There's Something About Bain Marie
A Man for All Seasonings
Michelin Star Wars
The Cruet Sea
Who ordered rabbit, Roger?
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Shishkebab
In Bed With My Doner
My Big Mac Greek Wedding
Barbie-rella (starring Jane Fondue)
It's a Wonderful Loaf
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
The House That Dripped Blood Pudding
Braising Arizona
Cheeses Of Nazareth
The Quails of August
Peggy's Suet Got Curried
I Spit on Your Gravelax
I Spit-Roast on Your Grave
Iron-Naan
Jus, William?
Murders in the Roux Morgue
The Currant of Monte Cristo
Shepherds Pies Like Us
Captain Corelli's Madeline
3 Bacon, 2 Egg, 2 Sos, Mushrm, Beans, Chips and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle-stop Café
[Now that's what I call breakfast.]
[Software] Or Captain Corelli's Mandoline (almost oblig.)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Mutton
Paté Hearst
Jamie Oliver!
Ronay, Lola, Ronay
(following on from nfras' earlier entries) I Spit On Your Gravy
Drinking Straw Dogs
The Inedibles
The Lady Garnishes
Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
Soylent Greens
Se7en, Thirt13n, F4rty-6ix, Fi5ty-Thr3e, and Fried Rice for Four
Twelve Monkey Brains
Stir Fry Crazy
The Right Stuffing
The French Bean Connection
Braisedheart
The Aga and I
Waitressing For Godot
To Sirloin, With Love
Escape to Vichysoisse
Meat Me In St. Louis
The Great Escalope
Bring Me The Head Waiter, Alfredo Garcia
The Passion of the Rice
Peggy's Sous Chef Got Married
The Loin in Winter
Educating Raita
What About Kebob?
Naan But the Brave
The Flim-Flan Man
Hoop Creams

Movies for People with Infectious Diseases

Snotley Green
The World Is Not a Cough
Fried Green Buboes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Herpes: The Love Bug Rather proud of that one :-)
Bring Me The Head Lice of Alfredo Garcia
Lord of the Ringworm
Reach For The Stye
Jason and the Golden Staph
Gastro-boy
Sunset Strep
Chicken Pox Run
White Men Can't Mump
Runs, Lola, Runs
The Spy Who Came Down With The Cholera
Burn After Using
There"s Something About Typhoid Mary
La Vida es Rubella
STD Willy
Miami Lice
The Desert Pox
Plague Misty For Me
Typhoid Mary Poppins
Germs of Endearment
The King and Stye
The Phlegm and the Arrow
TB Movie
Tango and Rash
Saturday Night Fever
A Shingle Man
Babesiosis in Toyland
Anthrax of Green Gables
Pollyanthrax
Forrest Mumps
The Croup
Iron Lung Man
Flulander
The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank Coat!
Men In Gitis
Urban Cowpox
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Syph
Pus in Boots
Soylent Gangrene
Yaws
HPV's Big Adventure
The Runs of Navarone
Quaran-Teen Wolf
SARS Attacks
Doctor Whooping Cough
Gonorrhea With The Wind
Chlamydia Diary
Abcess of Malice
Travels with My Antibiotic
The Spirochaete who Loved Me
Where Measles Dare
La Vita è Rubella
Goodbye, MMR Chips
The Rash On The Christ
Vomit To Eternity sorrysorrysorry
The Man From CarbU.N.C.L.E.
Stand By Measles
Chickenpox Run
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
The Gangrene's All Here
A Pimple Plan
Message in a Boutilism
Thrush Hour
Hannah and her Cycstitis
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Herpes
Run, Ebola, Run
Wen The Day Well?
VD For Vendetta
VD People
The Blood Test of Flu Man Aaaaaa-Choo
The Cannonball Runs
Cool Hand Fluke
The Taenia Commandments
Cinema Parasito
The Infectables
Sex and the Shingle Girl
Conjunctival Warfare
Pink Eye (James Bond)
Veni, V.D. Vici
Infector Gadget
The Shaw Chancre Redemption
MRSA Brown
The Color Purpura
The Septic
R*A*S*H
Robin Hood: Meningitis
Mississippi Burning Sensation
Christmas with the Cramps
Star Trek III: The Squirts for Spock
Fried Green Apple Splatters at the Whistlestop Cafe
Eczemen
Captains Contagious
Ebola for Columbine
The Spy Who Came in With a Cold
The Men Who Stare at Gout
The Sorcerer's Appendix

Movies for Kindergarten Teachers

Finger Paint Your Wagon
Crayons and Punishment
Play School of Rock
Dog Day Afternoon Nap
Neverending Storytime
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
The Good, The Bad, and The Horrid
Bring Me The Headlice of Alfredo Garcia
Carry On Lego
Milk (Obviously pre-Thatcher...)
Children of A Lesser Bod
I'm Gonna Git You Thumb Sucka
The Crying Game
Any Which Way But Mother Goose
Wallace & Vomit on The Wrong Trousers
The Cruel ABC
Driving Miss Muffett
Thelma and Louise, Stop that at once!
Four Weeings and a Tantrum
The Madness of King George - don't do that...
The Sandbox of Iwo Jima
The Sandpit and the Pendulum
All About My Mummy
Lord of the Ring Around the Rosies
Scream
A Nits Tale
Rat-a-Tattle
Shop of Little Horrors
Oh! What a Lovely Waaah
Up in the Hair
To state the obvious...(truly sorry about this)
Kindergarten Cop (and subsequent sequels)
The Seventh Wail
Icky Cristina Barfs-Alone-A

MOVIES FOR GEOLOGISTS AND ROCKHOUNDS
Rock Around the Clock
The Sod in the Stone
True Grit
Rocky oblig
The Seventh Zeolite
Yours, Mine and Ores
The Best Little Orehouse in Texas
Iron Pyrites of the Caribbean
Bauxite Helena
Somewhat unimaginatively Dune
Romancing the Stone
From the soundtrack - Limestone Cowboy
Metamorphic Power Rangers
Sendimentary Journey
Heaven's Agate
Singing in the Moraine
Butte and the Beast
Pangaea's Labyrinth
Gondwana with the Wind
Opal Joey
Gneiss Station Zebra
Beyond the Shale
Every Which Way But Loess
Syncline City
Lava Story
The Fissure King
Like Water for Chalk-late
Hawk the Slater
The Thin Red Fault Line
Of Pumice and Men
Lode of the Rings
Joe Versus the Volcano
Lindler's Schist
The Igneous File
Weathering Heights
Vein Man
For a Fistful of Dolomite
Fanny and Alexandrite
Bowling for Columbite
Shale a Crooked Ship
Stalagtite 17
Valley of the Dolomite
Trona
Granite of the Apes
The Wizard of Osumilite
Azurite It
A Midsummer Sagenite's Dream
The Wolfram
Throw Marmatite From the Train
The Passion of the Christophite
A Christmas Carrolite
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxite
The Invention of Lyingite
Bluejohn Velvet
Sl8 Mile
Granite Hotel
Catseye on A Hot Tin Roof
Boxing Galena
Jade in America
Charlie and the Chalk Factory
School of Rock Oblig.
Pyrites of the Caribbean
Our Man's Flint
Saturday Nitre Fever
In the Peat of the Night
Geodes and Monsters
Curious Gorge
How Green Was My Malachite
Bring Me the Headwall of Alfredo Garcia
The Shales of August
He-matite, Master of the Universe
Gorillas in the Schist
MoraineMan
The 1185 Dalmatian Islands
Karst Away
Sense and Sedimentary
Bitumen in Black
Things are Tuff All Over

MOVIES FOR ORNITHOLOGISTS
The Birds (oblig.)
Twin Beaks
Who's that Gull?
One Or Two Things That I Know About Herons
Duck Soup (oblig)
Bring me the bufflehead of Alfredo Garcia
Four Lapwings and a Fulmar
The Seven Year Twitch
Loonstruck
The Sandpipers of Iwo Jima
The Killdeer of Sister George
Romancing the Turnstone
There's Something about Canary
Shrike
Dirty Harrier
James Bond - Goldfinch
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Parrot 1
Inglorious Bustards
The Gizzard of Oz
Barbet's Feast
Up (oblig.)
I'll Fly Away (oblig.)
The Day of the Grackle
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest (also oblig.)
Dove Story
The Plover
Once Bittern
Cock, Flock and Four Sanderling Barrels
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Tern
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seagulls
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Albatross
Harry Potter and the Godwit of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Hawk-Brood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows
Bye Bye Birdie (oblig.)
Personal Nest
Good Will Bunting
Wren, Lola, Wren
I'm Gonna Git You Sapsucker
Feather of the Bride
Fowl Play
From Russia with Dove
Dr. GuaNo
Loonraker
Goldeneye
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Monte Carlo or Bustard
There's A Gull In My Soup
Wrong Tern
Nest Side Story
Layer Crake
Broken Sparrow
Eagle-ly Blonde
The African Preen
Das Coot
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Rock Around the Cock
Every Which Way But Goose
Othello, Moorhen of Venice
The Twitchers of Eastwick
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curlew's Gold
Riddle of the Sandpiper
The Re-Skuas
Local Heron
Toucan Play That Game
Last Drongo in Paris
The Real Macaw
King Solomon's Mynahs
Migrate Expectations
Kelly's Herons
Children of a Lesser Godwit
Run, Dodo, Run
A Quail of Two Cities
Battle Beyond the Starling
Raging Bulbul
My Big Fat Grebe Wedding
Far From The Madding Crows
The Raptor
The Tern Commandments
The Kinglet and I
The Last Emperor Penguin
The Ibis
The Cock, The Grebe, His Wrybill, Her Plover
That Thing You Dodo
Force Hen From Navarone
My Starling Clementine
Saturday Nightjar Fever
Bobwhite and the Seven Dwarfs
Saturday Nightingale and Sunday Moor Hen
Catbird on a Hot Tin Roof
Hoopoe Dreams
My Left Coot
Raw Teal
Mallard With A Vengeance
Raiders of the Lost Archaeopteryx
Look Who's Hawking
Moult
Three Men and a Phoebe
Goose Who's Coming to Dinner?
Meet the Flockers
Beyond the Quail
Booby Doll
Flight Club
Seven Birds for Seven Plovers
How Peregrine was My Valley
Anne of the Thousand Jays
Crane Man
The Crane Mutiny
The Great Crane Robbery
Citizen Crane
Good Whippoorwill Hunting
Captain Horatio Hornbill
Dude, Where's My Caracara?

MOVIES FOR DOG AND CAT LOVERS
Where Beagles Dare
A Pug's Life
The Manx in the Iron Mask
Where Beagles Dare (written by Charles Schulz)
Basenji 57
Raging Bulldog
Squeaky Toy Story
The Pitbull and the Pendulum
The Bark Crystal
Then there's always Chevy Chase in Fetch!
Fetch 22
Apocalypse Meow
Pup Fiction
Bone with the Wind
The Dogfather
Hello Collie
Corgi Park
Coll-E
Dude, Where's My Balls? It's the leather jacket...
Bone Free
Frozen Bassets
The Hound of Music
The Docking of Pelham 123
The Scarlet Setter
To Purr, with Love
The Longest Spay
Any Which Way But Leash
A Widdle On The Sands
Prince of Persians
The Thin Red Feline
La Femme Akita
Twin Pekes
Spay Misty For Me
Spayback
Planet Terrier
Lick Balls in Anger - yep, on the peg beside jim's.
Canine from Outer Space
She's the Manx
Raiders of the Lost Bark
The Canine Mutiny
The Seven Year Bitch
The Man From Labrador
Otto's Pussy
Every Which Way But Puss
Rosemary's Rabies`
Bitches
Fever Bitch
Sliding Labradors
Grosse Pointer Blank
The Bitches of Eastwick
Roman Felidae
Paws
Corgi and Bess
The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Rover
Pooch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Ten Commands
Putting on the Spitz
Bark to the Future
Sin Kitty
The Doberman with the Golden Gun
Abbot & Costello Meet The Wolfhound
Barbarellawoodhouse
I just thought that a better one would be The Man with the Golden Retriever.
The Hunt for Red Setter
A Mutt Above
The Cruel Flea
Fetch Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Reservoir Cats
Raging Pitbull
Top Gundog
Five Pekes in a Balloon
Bone Alone
Sisterhood of the Dribbling Pants
Great Balls of Fur!
Little Sharpei of Horros
Twin Pekes: Fire Walkies With me
Meet the Cockers
Around the World in 80 Danes
No Country For Old English Sheepdogs
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged My Leg
Beaglejuice
A Hard Pad's Night
The Cider House Drools
The Great Train Slobbery
The Whining
The Beagle Has Landed
Watership DOWN!
Setters from Iwo Jima
Rebel Without Claws
The Gundogs of Navarone
Walkie's
Wagtime
Cat 22
MOVIES FOR AND ABOUT POLITICIANS AND CIVIL SERVANTS
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Toy Tory
School For Scandal
Tory! Tory! Tory!
For Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Seven Bribes for Seven Brothers
Quango & Cash
Hunt for Red Tape
Kill Bill
Blair Witch Project
An Officer and Agenda Man
The Hills Have Ayes To The Right
The Man In The White Paper
Hansard and Gretel
Motions 11
Das Vote
The Right Stuff
The Party
My Leftist Foot
The Fall of the House of Commons
Bring Me the Permanent Secretary and Head of Alfredo Garcia
Ghost Fillibusters
Labour Pains
Last Quango in Paris
Run, Lola, Run
Investigation of an Expense Claim Above Suspicion
The Congressman Who Went Up Capitol Hill But Came Down A-Doubtin'
Oranges are Not the Only Fruit, Mr Milligan (coat...)
Margaret Hood - Princess of Milk Thieves
The Masque Of The Red Entryists
The Good, The Bad, and The Politician
Nick and Miriam and David and Samantha
The House of the Seven Gavels
House of Tax
Hide and Leak
Gove, Actually
President Evil
Chiltern Hundreds and One Dalmatians
Blair, Foot in the Park
Whig Trouble in Little China
Porky's Barrel
The Great Expenses Swindle with Johnny Rotten Borough.
The Mancunian Candidate
I Spy Strangers On A Train
Meet Joe Black Rod
Nightmare on Downing Street
The Party
The Greatest Tory Never Sold
Osbourne Free
The Eagle Has Lansley
Das Voting Booth
Spin City
The Ballot of Eskimo Nell
Every Whig Way But Lose
Play Ministry for Me
They Call Me Minister Tibbs!
The Franchise Connection
All the President's Yes-Men
MOVIES FOR CLERGY AND CHURCHGOERSb
The Prince of Tithes
God Day Afternoon
The Vicar Man
Priest is Priest
Rabbi-proof Fence
The French Collection
There's Something About Mary
The French Confession
The Longest Pray
Vicar Victoria
The Pulpit and the Pendulum
Rosary's Baby
The Empire of the Nun
Mormons from Outer Space
God Knows What You Did Last Summer
One Or Two Things God Knows About Her
God, Where's My Car?
Four Wedding Services and a Funeral Service
I Never Promised You A Rosicrucian
Investigation Of A Priest Above Suspicion
Torah! Torah! Torah!
A Pew Good Men
Incense and Sensibility
Preaches
Deity Harry
Mr Holland's Opus Dei - [irach] proper lol for Deity Harry.
Pope and Glory
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sects* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Beauty and the Priest
The Aristocatholics
Bring Me The Head Boy, Alfredo Garcia
The Nuns of Navarone
Top Nun
A Few Good Menorahs
Altar Ego
Raise the Red Lectern
Little Bishop of Horrors
On Golden Pontiff
The Man Who Went Up a Hill, But The Mountain Came To Him
The Italian, Job
Sufi's Choice
The Mask of Zoroastrianism
Tin Pan Allah
Gomorrah Never Comes
Mosque on the Hudson
Baha'i Noon
They Call Me Trinity
The Pulpit and The Pendulum
Atman Begins
Things Are Dukkha All Over
The Treasure of The Holy Madre
The Ten Commandments oblig.
Dial M for Mullah
The Imam with the Golden Gun
Babette's Priest
Monk Business
Guess Who's Comming to Sinner
The Rite Stuff
Catechism on a Hot Tin Roof
Get Him to the Greek Orthodox Church
Mullah on the Orient Express
Imam For All Seasons
V For Vicary
The Dirty Deacon
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sexton But Were Afraid To Ask
Mullah Rouge
The Cruel Holy See
The Silence of the Lamb of God (starring Hannibal's Lectern)
Torah, Torah, Torah!
Missal Impossible
Last Tango in Parish
All Quiet on the Lectern Front
Breakfast at Litany
Abbey Movie
The Last of the Four Deacons
Dude, Where's My Carmelite?
There's Something About the Virgin Mary
Beverly Hills Coptic
Agrapha-phobia
Loose Canons
Cleric the Viking
The Passion for the Christ
Abba: The Movie
Calvary Charge
Thoroughly Modern Mary
A Town Like Chalice
Chalice in Wonderland
A Man for All Diocesans
In The Heat Of The Fiery Furnace
Bring Me The Head Of John The Baptist
Pope and Carols and Bread and Chalice
King, Queen, Nave
Sistine Candles
Animal Psalm
The Little Bishop Of Horrors
For Him the Bell Tolls
Ordinary Steeple
101 Salvations
The God Couple
The 7% Absolution
Absence of Chalice
Service with a Smile
Critical Mass
Abbot a Boy
The Verger Soldiers
The Man Who Would Be King Of The Jews
The Return of the Pink Cantor
Never Say Teva Again
The Karaite Kid
Beadle-juice
Sexton and the City
Priest is Priest
How the Vestment Was Won
Play Sacristy for Me
Pulp Crucifixion
Pet Seminary
The Mitre Quinn
Movies for Gamblers, Bookies, Stockmarket Risktakers and Their Ilk
The Color of Money
Goodbye, Chips
My Left FTSE
Bailoutland
The Man who Fell to Turf
Baccaratatouille
Pitch Blackjack
A Day At The Races oblig.
I'm All Right - Jackpot
Raw Dealer
Jean de Roulette
Tomorrow Never Dice
The Jungle Bookie
The Tote That Rocked
Bet Shorty
The Odds Couple
The Gaming Mate
Dead Cert also oblig.
The Card Counter Monte Cristo
Spike Milligan's Pontoon
Rosemary's Derby
Monte Carlo or Bust oblig
The Men Who Stare At Totes
William Hill's Cop
Bring Me The Bet of Alfredo Garcia
Broke the Bank Mountain
Those Magnificent Men and Their Coin Slot Machines
Casino Loyal
Chipless in Seattle
Gone with the Win
Cool Hand Fluke
Our Pari-Mutuel Friend
The Marked Cards of Zorro
Carry On Up The Ante
Big Momma's Full House
Every Which Way But Lose
The Wager's Edge
How the Bet Was Won
A Man Called Bourse
Stock Around the Clock
The Wizard of Odds
Casino Hot Tin Roof
Roulette The Right One In
The Englishman Who Went To William Hill But Came Down A Mountain
You May Already Have Won A Roman Holiday!!
Run, High Roller, Run
The Texas Hold 'Em Massacre
Bull Market Durham
Stocks Wars
MOVIES FOR FISHERMEN, ANGLERS AND THEIR ILK
Hook
The Thin Red Line
Trawl the President's Men
The Fly
Bring Me the Rod of Alfredo Garcia
Trout of Africa
North by North Utsire
Net Shorty
Cod of War
Raiders of the Lost Shark
Lord of the Flies
The World According to Carp
The Line in Winter
Dude, Where's My Carp?
Carps
Porgy and Bass
Field of Bream
Sole Men
The Outlaw Josey Whales
The Lord of the Herrings
Saury, Wrong Number
Hello, Molly
Catch 22
Catfish On A Hot Tin Roof
The Man Who Sued Cod
Fight Chub
Goldfishfinger
Prawn Free
The Seventh Coelocanth
10 Things I Hake About You
A Clockwork Orange Roughy
Lobsters
Seven Bream for Seven Burbots
Valley of the Dolphins
The Seven Salmonurai
Barbelerella
Bullet-proof Monkfish
A Quantum Of Soleace
Bring Me the Flathead of Alfredo Garcia
James and the Giant Perch
Kick-Wrass
A Touch of Bass
King Conger
Grouperman
Travels with My Anchovy
Wall-Eye
Trawl the President's Men
Hook! Line, and Sinker
Trading Plaices
King Solomon's Minnows
The Krayfish
Pollock, Stockfish and Two Smoked Barramundi
Kiss Me Skate
The Flounder Of The Baskervilles
It Harpooned at the World's Fair
Guppy Love
Love Saury
Chitty Chitty Bangus Bangus
American Pike
Koiaanisqatsi
55 Dace at Peking
Children of a Lesser Cod
Spawn with the Wind
Good Spawning, Viet Nam
Being John Dory Malkovich
The Trawl Guy
Net Shorty
Pilchard III
Mora! Mora! Mora!
The Hunt For Red Snapper
For Whom the Belles Trawl
The Blue Lamprey
Wall-Eye
[KS] BZZZTT!! Repetition
Stickleback Mountain
Look Back In Angler
Goby Dick
Ice Station Zebrafish
MOVIES FOR OTOLARYNGOLOGISTS AND GASTROENTEROLOGISTS
Hoarse Whisperer
My Favorite Ear
A Touch of Gas
Deep Throat oblig.
From Ear To Eternity
Dr. Nose
Catarrh On a Hot Tin Roof
Eustachian Zebra
Lord of Pharynx
A Man Called Ossicle
All the President's Cerumen
Das Bloat
The Final Gut
Up Endoscope
Heartburn After Reading
Aeon Reflux
And The Gastric Band Played On
Sleeping With the Enema
The Jewel of the Bile
The Tummy
House of Ear Wax
Get Throatie
Canal Knowledge
Back Passage To India [Yes, it's the one with a button missing...]
The Fart Pavillions [No, the darker one...]
The Stool Pigeon [Dont bother, I'll get it myself...]
The Chronicles of Hernia
Man of the Ear
Crohn With the Wind
Ileum and Kate: The Movie
The Honorary Tonsil
Deep Impaction
Bring Me The Ear, Nose And Throat Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonoscopy of a Citizen Above Suspicion
Everything You Wanted To Know About Bowels (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Weird Sinus
The People vs. Larynx Flynt
The Rectum of the Hesperus
The Omentum
Secret of the Incus
Free Villi
Toy Snorty
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Throat
The Bare-Assed Contessa
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-kaban It's on the peg next to Kim's
Hurl, Interrupted
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Nostrildamus
Schindler's Cyst
A Liver runs Through It
The Dying Gall
The War of Cirrhosis
All The President's Polyps
The Green Pile
All the President's Phlegm
The Villi of the Damned
La Vie en Nose
The Post-nasal Drip
The Big Sneezy
I can't believe we've not had The Turd Man yet.
The Bowels of St Trinians
Pirates of the Duodenum
The Men who Stare down Throats
The Guts, The Batty and The Ulcer
East Of Adenoids
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
Young Frank Intestines
Snot White and the Seven Dwarfs
A-Snot-Calypse Now
The Sound of Mucus
Deaf And Dumber
Enteropathy of the Dragon
Polyps Academy
Dude, Where's My Catarrh?
Wheezy Rider
The Penicillin Adventure
Hidden textQuite what I am having right now. I was given a pencillin-based antibiotic after a dog bite and am reacting badly to it.

MOVIES FOR OPHTHALMOLOGISTS AND OPTOMETRISTS
Eyes Station Zebra
The Big E-asy
No Specs Please, We're British
Squint City
Contacts
Styes Like Us
Wall-Eyed
Dude, Where's My Cornea?
Hocus Focus
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
Legally Blind
Cataract on a Hot Tin Roof
Macula
[irach] Would that be the Pince-nez of Darkness?
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Monocle of Riddick
Where Eagles Stare
The Stye Who Loved Me
LASIK Instinct
The Wizard of Orbs
Dioptre Another Day
Mon-ocle d'Amérique
Lash Gordon
Focus Pocus
Harry Potter and the Annulus of Zinn
Flash Gordon and the Zonule of Zinn
The Men Who Squint Myopically At Goats
All The Presbyopic Men
After Laser Surgery You Can See Forever
Three Colours: Blue
Three Colours: Brown
Three Colours: Hazel
Indiana Jones: The Last Cross-Eyed
Our Man's Squint
Raising Snellen
8½/20
The Eye Chart of Darkness
Close Encounters of the Blurred Kind
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Astigmatism
Lens Miserables
Myopic Thunder
Saturday Night Fovea
The Luck of the Iris
It's a AMD AMD AMD AMD World
Tales of the Undetected
Sight of a Woman
Eyes Wide Shut
The Bifocal Thief
Seebiscuit
The Andromeda Eyestrain
The Dirty Drusen
Like Water For Choriocapillaris
Papillitis
Vision Quest
Vision Impossible
The Draughtsman's Pupils Contract
The Seven Precent Dilation
Retina Hot Tin Roof
Astigmata
Meet The Bifocals
Little Bifocals
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
Drive-ing Glasses

MOVIES FOR GREENGROCERS
8 1/2 Leeks
Quince of Persia
The Englishman who Went Up some Dill and Came Down a Plantain
The Man with the Golden Delicious
The Blue Legume
Sprout of Africa
The Care Pears Movie
Raisin Arizona
The Plum of All Fears
The Grape Escape
The Picture of Durian Gray
Last Mango in Paris
Beans from a Mall
Some Like It Pluot
Herbie Goes Bananas
Kiwi's Great Adventure
Date Movie
Mr Smith Goes to Squash-ington
One Flew Over the Cucumber's Nest
Anyway, shouldn't the title of this round be Movie's for Greengrocer's? Ow, that hurt to type.
The Gourds Must be Crazy
Apostrophe Now
When Haricot Met Sally
Broken Marrow
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asparagus
Bring Me The Veg Of Alfredo Garcia
Dude, Where's My Carrot?
Swede Home Alabama
The Pea Movie
The Cruel Pea
Moong-struck
8 Lime
Ex-calabash
[jim] Enough of the prepostery/ Plurals need no apostrophe...
The Fruit and the Yarrow
The Thyme Machine
Rosemary, Baby
24 Hour Parsley People
Rhubarb-arella
How Green Were My Beans
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
Hello, Dolichos
A Very Special Fava
The Phantom of the Okra
The Postman Always Brings Spice
There Will be Blood Oranges
Kale of Two Cities
The Gourd, The Bad and the Ugli
The Kohlrabi Kid
The Texas Chainsaw Brassica [irach] :P
First Spud
Presumably any of the movies by Albert R. Broccoli would count?
The Merry Chives of Windsor
The Hands of Celeriac
Tinker, Tailor, Wilja, Spy
Star Fruit: The Motion Picture
Children of the Corn
The Tater Chase
Kale, Interrupted
A Chard Day's Night
Happy Beet
Pak Choi to the Future
The Greatest Nori Ever Sold
Raab Roy
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Leek Wedding
The Lime in Winter
Passport to Pummelo
A Clockwork Orange
Tangelo's Ashes
State Of The Onion
Bean
Strawberry Dogs
The Passion Fruit of the Christ
Die Chard
The Last Pumpkin of Scotland
How to Train Your Dragonfruit
The Longan Day
From Here to Turnipy
Loganberry's Run
It's a Wonderful Lime
Durian, Lola, Durian
Cool Hand Cuke
Bring Me A Head of Alfredo Garlic
The Harder They Kumquat
What's Eating Gilbert Grape and the sequel, What's Eating Gilbert Grapefruit
On the Watermelon
Longan Day's Journey Into Night
O' Brother, Where Artichoke Thou?
Run, Carambola, Run
Gunfight at the Okra Corral
Beetroot 66
They Died With Their Roots On
Fiddlehead on the Roof
[cfm] You are on a roll! Watermelon, okra, and fiddlehead are all excellent.
Cherry Maguire
[CdM] *smiles warmly* Thank you.
The Chervil In Miss Jones
Tinda is the Night
Bedtime for Garbanzo
Sorrel, Wrong Number
Taro! Taro! Taro!
A Streetcar Named Desiree
Casino Jersey Royale
The Madness of King Edward
Brewster's Scallions
Granny Smith Goes to Washington
Mamey Dearest
Marjoram Morningstar
Lord of the Spring Onions A trilogy comprising The Fellowship of the Spring Onion, The Two Cauliflowers and The Return of the King Edward.
Air Force Onion
Garlic - Invasion Earth: 2150AD
The Inedibles
Chayote Ugli
Damson Tide
Papayazzi
Throw Dolma From The Train
Manon of the Spring Onion
The Thyme Machine
Four Weedings and a Fennel
Seedless in Seattle
Pimento
Pepino Royale
Gherkin and I
Guar and Peas
Give My Regards to Broad Bean
American Fruity
Brokeback Plantain
Guava From Another Planet
[b]Banana La Mancha[/b]
Running out of steam so time for a new one. Welcome ddrew1 by the way, jumping in is the way to do it.

Womens' Lib Film Club

Mississippi Bra Burning
Slipless in Seattle
All the President's Women
La Feministe Nikita
Belittle Women
Dances With Woolf
Women In Mutually Supportive Non-Hierarchical Relationships
Sisterhood of the Travelling Rants
Greer Window
American Herstory X
Cry Friedan
Ms. Smith Goes to Washington
Desperately Seeking Susan B. Anthony
Annie Besant Get Your Gun
Améline
Seven Life Partners for Seven Sisters
The Color of Hegemony
From Here to Maternity Leave
Suffrage on the River Kwai
Emancipation for All Seasons
Das Vote
Lib and Let Die
Sensible Shoes On Whitehall
The Equal Right Stuff
Dumb And Dungarees
Little Ms. Sunshine
Woman Sings The Blues
Mighty Zoe Young
The Womanchurian Candidate
OK, not quite the mine of new ideas I had hoped. Anyone else want to suggest a new club?
MOVIES FOR SEAMSTRESSES, TAILORS AND COUTURIERS
Seamless in Seattle
Some Like It Haute
Sleeveless in Seattle
All About Yves St. Laurent
Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Mary Bobbins
The Seventh Seam
Like Water For Coco
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
The Seven Year Stitch
A Blouse's Tale
The Right Cuff
Mean Pleats
Those Magnificent Men on their Sewing Machines
For a Few Collars More
[CdM] v. nice
The Running Stitch Man
Measure for Measure
A Mannequin For All Seasons
Bolt
Da Mask
Crease
Wrong Turn-up
A Thimble Plan
Pin Bruges
Extreme Measurements
The Adventures of Buckram Banzai
Tulle Runnings
Watership Gown
The Crepes of Wrath
Star Trek III: The Serge for Spock
Rayon Man
A Life Less Eau-de-nil
Sari, Wrong Number
Vogue Trader
The Cordfather - starring Robert Denier-o
I Know What You Wore Last Summer
The Mighty Tux
The Dior Hunter
Lint Eastwood in Gingham High
The Lion in Winter Collection
Mannequin the Streets
Jeans de Florette
Manon of the Spring Collection
The Great Lace
The Color of Armani
[nfras] "i know what you wore" -- VG :-)
A Loom With a View
The Empire Waist Strikes Back
Pattern
Rather obviously, Lilo and Stitch
Dances with Wools
The Floral-Cardy Murder Case
The Cider House Tulles
The Cotton Club
Blazing Saviles
Good Twill Hunting
The World According to Warp
The Houndstooth of the Baskervilles
Curious Georgette
La Vie en Viscose
The Wizard of Gauze
[cfm] Which inspired My Weft Foot
Ging 'em High
Sequins and I
Holy Smock
The Princess and the Frock
Tunic
Planet of the Crepe
The Givenchy Code
Pantz
Deep Blue C-cup Continuing to lower the tone ...
How The Weft Was Won
Thimbelina
That Darn Cat
Travels With My Pant
How the Vest was Won
Invason of the Bodice Snatchers
Stitches of Eastwick
Organdy Man
Every Which Way But Loose
The Bell Bottoms of St. Mary's
The Belles of St. Trinny'n'Susanna
School of Gok
not so obvious, but still a real movie, Operation Petticoat
Burka and Hare
Pattern

Movies for Breakfast Lovers

Dances with Waffles
True Grits
Where Egg-les Dare
Milk
Children of the Cornflakes
Marmite-y Joe Young
The Sound of Mueslix
Lars and the Cereal Girl
Grrrre-a-a-a-a-a-t Expectations
Porridge on the River Kwai
Much Ado About Muffin
The Bacon of Pelham 123
The French Toast Connection
Bun, Lola, Bun
Travels with my Croissant
Danish the Menace
Full English Jacket
Throw Marmalade From The Train
Croissant Of Iron
The Third Weetabix
Two Boiled Eggs For Sister Sarah
Jam Yankees
Omelet
The Crepes of Wrath
What Creams May Come
Toastbusters
The Curious Case of Bnjamin's Butter
Bring me the Fried Bread of Alfredo Garcia
H.A.S.H
The Egg-sorcist
Peter Pan au Chocolat
Every Whih Way But Juice
The Chronicles of Bacon Sarnia
Spam, A Lot
The Bran that Wouldn't Dry
Egg's Calibre
Porridge oblig.
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe also oblig.
Freaky Fried-egg
Some Like It Oat
Creamer vs Creamer
The Color of Honey
On Golden Grahams
True Grits
Frosties v. Nixon
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Eggs (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dial M for Muesli
The feature film of the sitcom Cheerios
The Toaster Always Rings Twice
The Kipper And The Rose
Teabiscuit
The Big Over Easy
Breakfast Epiphanies
A Bran for All Seasons
Briocheans Eleven
Where Bagels Dare
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down In Time For Breakfast
Marley and Tea
Irma La Juice
Distant Crumpet
[CdM] Yes, I do like some hot buttered epiphanies for breakfast.
Mission Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
Earth vs. The Flying Sausages
The Pitcher of Dory's Earl Grey
The Jam Busters
Buttering Heights
Scrambling Rose
The Bridges Of Madison Kedgiree
Beverly Hills Cup
A Mug's Life
Requiem for a Cream

MOVIES FOR WINTER SPORTS ENTHUSIASTS

Slalom Bombay
Dr Sno
Kiss Me, Skate
Don't Luge Now
Mighty Morphin Powder Rangers
Every Which Way But Luge
Rita, Sue and Four-man Bob Too
The Puck of the Irish
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain Without Troubling The Medals Table
Bring Me the Sled of Alfredo Garcia
[jim] Hooray!
Ice Dance in Alex
The seventh sequel, Speed Sk8
Legends of the Falls
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
Ice Skatin' Zebra
Over The Sledge
The Curling Fields
Ice Wide Shut
Eddie the Eagle Has Landed
Miss Snowboardy
Snow Country for Old Men
Slalomé
Pretty in Rink
Cats & Dogsledding
Speedskating
The Big Lebowskier
Star Wars: A New Slope
The Great Kandin Ski
Jonathan Livingston's Mogul
Slalom Alone
M*U*S*H
The Man With Snow Name
Skiing John Malkowich
Putting on Moritz
Scoobski-Doo
The Spy Who Came In From The Freezing Cold
Skibob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Double Black Diamonds Are Forever
An Icefish Called Wanda
The Black Rose of Slalom
Nordic Biathlon North-west Time for a new one, I think. How about
HERB AND SPICE SELLERS' FILM CLUB
Tarragon With The Wind
Ice Sage
The Land that Thyme Forgot
Rosemary, Baby
The Pepper Chase
Dude, Where's My Curry?
And the sequels, Dude, Where's My Cardamom? and Dude, Where's My Coriander?
Allspiceworld - The Movie
The Chervil Wears Prada
A Salt On Precinct 13
Lovage Story "Love means never having to say you're Sorrel"
Splendor In The Lemongrass
Basil Instinct Pronounced with the long A, please...
The Great Mace
The Stepford Chives
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Fenugreek Wedding
A Passage to Tamarindia
Dial M for Myrtle
Bring Me the Head of Asafoetida Garcia
Grains of Paradise, Hawaiian Style - Starring Elvis Parsley
Guess Who's Cumin To Dinner
Thyme Bandits
The Pope Mustard Die
Anise the Menace
Notting Dill
Me and My Galangal
Curry Sundown
All That Jasmine
Savory Private Ryan
American Chicory X
Spice Like Us
Clove Story
Cinnamon City
Bob & Carol & Ted & Anise
Three Wasabis And A Fennel
Tincture, Tamarind, Sowa, Spice
The Cayenne Social Club
The Sum of Allspice
The Spice Who Came in From the Cold
Fennel in Berlin
The Marjoram Candidate
A Beautiful Mint
Spice Like Us
The Big Chili
Guess Whose Cumin To Dinner
[irach] I'm not one to talk, as I've just spotted my repetition, marginally before I spotted yours :)
Fennel by gaslight
The Thyme Machine
Fennel Attraction
The Galangal Book
Kill Dill
Curry On Up The Khyber
Cumin: The Winged Serpent
They Shoot Horseradish Don't They?
Good Dill Hunting

MOVIES FOR MARINERS, SAILORS, YACHTSMEN AND PIRATES
Clipper
Raiders of the Lost Auk
Booty Call
Conan the Destroyer
A Tug's Life
Mast of the Mohicans
Ketch-22
Arrr, Jim lad! It Be High Noon, It Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! They Be Investigatin' A Citizen Above Suspicion, They Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia!
Bring Me the Masthead of Alfredo Garcia
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo G-arrr-cia
Barefoot in the Barque
Jean de Corvette
There's A Girl In My Sloop
The Tacking Of Pelham 123
About A Buoy
Land of the Risng Bosun
Brig
The Fourth Port-of-Call
The Magnificent Seven Seas
Boom With a View
The Rudder Guys
You've Got Sail
Sparrr!!tacus
Minority Shipping Report
Mars Tacks!
Lading and the Tramp
Apocalypse Scow
What Triremes Are made Of
Black Galleon
The Devil and Davy Jones
Dude, Where's My Caravel?
Looking For Mr. Christian
Tinker Traveller Soldier Spy
Hidden textMy dad's got one. Great fun!
Brewster's Galleons
Carry on Sailing
The Man With The Golden Galleon
The Sampan With No Name
Tack to the Future
Cool Hand Sloop
Enemy at the Frigates
Keel Bill
Where Seagulls Dare
Se7en Seas
Raiders of the Cutty Sark
The Arrrrtist
Anchorman
Cargo
Eyepatch Adams
Foretopgallantz
Gentleman Jib
Sloopless in Seattle
Apocalypse Dhow
Berth of a Nation
Bring Me the Bulkhead of Alfredo Garcia
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Crossbones
I Was Monty's Doubloon
A Chief Petty Officer And A Gentleman
The Admiral Chrichton
It's A Wonderful Lifeboat
A Crows Nest With A View
For A Few Bollards More
Snow White and the Seven Wharfs
Top Gunwale
Harbor Shop
How The Mae West Was Won
A Lifebelt Less Ordinary
Gorky Ark
Dinghy Dancing
Starboard Wars
My Brilliant Careen
Adam's Jib
Starboard Memories
Keelhaul the President's Men
Jolly Rogers in the 25th Century
Ice Station Zabra
The Longest Bay
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Dial "M" for Moor
The Whole Nine Yards
Judge Dreadnought
Ironclad Man
There's Something About The Mary Rose
Ahoy Story
BBlast from Avast
Hook, Liner and Sinker
The Last Lighthouse On The Left
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sextants* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
The Greatest Scow on Earth
Bonfire Of The Manatees
Shippin
The Strait Story
The French Lieutenant's Yeoman
I Capture The Forecastle [I don't care how it's pronounced, so there.]
Saving Privateer Ryan
WREN The Day Well?


THE TRAVEL AGENTS' FILM CLUB

Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
The Liner in Winter
High Rates of the Caribbean
Herbie Goes Bahamas
Fear and Loathing in Las Palmas
Thomas Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Sophie's First Choice
Easyjet Rider
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
War Of The DisneyWorlds
The Cheap Flight To Rio
Upgrade Pompeii
Cor Fu Panda
Planet Torremolinos
Ryanair's Daughter
A Eurostar Is Born
The Bucket Shop Of Horrors
Three Men and a BMIBaby
Jet Charter
Two Weeks For Sister Sara
They Flew to Bruges
The 40 Year-Old Virgin Airliner
Seven Nights For Seven Brothers
The Spa Who Loved Me
For A Few Dollars More You Can Have An Upgrade
Two Pieces of Identification For Sister Sarah
It's Much Cheaper If You Stay Over A Saturday Night And Sunday Morning
Sleepless in Seattle Airport
Bed and Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Charge of the Excess Baggage
I'd like to take a moment to applaud CdM's "Jet Charter", which is simply lovely (IMHO).
[Phil] Thank you. I was rather pleased with it myself. :-)
The Travel with Harry
Hostel Witness
Brother from Another Lonely Planet
Fortnight in Berlin
Room at the Top
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Break
Carry On Baggage
Yes, My Name Really Is Nobody, It Says So Right There On The Passport
The Good, The Bad, and Tajikistan Airlines
Check-in Run
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Waiting for Fodor
MOVIES FOR POETS, LYRICISTs AND POETRY AND LYRICS ENTHUSIASTS
The Odd Couplet
The Lear Hunter
Catch Me if You Scan
The Da Vinci Ode
Rhyme Bandits
The Odd Couplet
[cfm] - *bzzzzt!*
Wallace & Gromit: The Verse of the Were-Rabbit
The Englishman who Went up a Villanelle and Came Down a Quatrain
No Country for Ode Men
Haiku Noon

Iamb Legend
Gunfight at the Trochee Corral
Spondee, Bloody Spondee
Anapest and the King

and of course, the classic (thank you imdb)
Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills
e e cummings to America
The Good, the Bard and the Ugly
The Trochee Horror Picture Show
One Or Two Sonnets That I Wrote About Her
The Rhyme Machine
Quatrain Man
Investiture of a Laureate Above Suspicion
Batman and Catalexiswoman
Last Man Stanza
Ditty, Ditty, Bang, Bang!
Burns After Reading
Julius Caesura
Reservoir Doggerel
Bring Me The Head Rhyme Of Alfredo Garcia
ABBA: The Movie
Four Readings and a Funeral
[Phil] Nice one.
Grosse Pointe Blank Verse
Shall I Compare Thee to a Day Last Summer When I Know What You Did?
Homer Alone
[jim] Which can only really be followed by The 40 Year Old Virgil
[jim] Thanks - I was genuinely rather chuffed with that one :-)
Metre and the Wolf
Meet The Parents, Who Fuck You Up
The Wasteland That Time Forgot
Ode To A Big Fat Grecian Urn
Stanza By Me
The Jingle Book
A Tale Of Two Ditties
The Fifth Quartet
Bring Me The Head Of Onoma Topoeia
The Good, The Ballad And The Ugly
Ace Ventura: Petrarch Detective [Phil] What jim said
Oh, and this one comes totally from an imdb search, which always feels a bit like cheating -- especially since I doubt if anyone has ever heard of the (Oscar-nominated!) 1936 original:
Wintercet
A Rhyme for Clockwork Orange
[CdM] In return, I should mention your "Iamb Legend" - very hard to top.
[Kim] Nice (onoma topeia, that is)
Alexandrine
Clerihew Framed Roger Rabbit
Scansion Police Academy
An American Beowulf In London [Phil] Ta. You're right, the others were mediocre.
Singing in the Refrain
Black Bard's Ghost
[Kim] tish, tosh and piffle! The others were just fine and dandy, but "onoma" tickled me more than usual - as did American Beowulf, while we're on the subject.
Iamb Legend [Phil] No, please, don't, stop.
[Kim] That's a Bzzzzzzt! on behalf of CdM.
Apostrophe Now
or ... Apocellipsis Now

Movies for Politicians and Diplomats
Thatcher in the Rye
A Mandleson for All Seasons
Grosse Pointe Blunkett
The Spy Who Cameron From The Cold
Investigation of an Expenses Claim Above Suspicion which is giving me some déjà vu.
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Bring me the Head of State of Antigua and Barbuda
Hansard
Star Trek: The Early-Day Motion Picture
Gove Actually
The Referendum Story
Watergate Down
Brotherhood of the Travelling Sycophants
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Harry Potter And The Star Chamber Of Secrets
I Spy Strangers On A Train
A Man for All Sessions
Black Rod Down That walking backwards down steps isn't easy, you know
The Thief of Baghdad Fill in the starring role according to your political convictions
Seven Years of Tebbit
Dial M for Merkel
M. Hollande's Opus
The Good, The Bad, and The Unacceptable Faces of Capitalism
Raising Funds
The House That Roared
Blunkett & Maclean
Dead Man Voting
The Right Ballot Stuff
Toy Tory
Alien Personation
The Mancunian Candidate
All The President's Interns
The Never-Ending Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
Devolution
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Cymru
Fun with Nick and Dave
Dave and Nick's Excellent Adventure
For A Few Votes More
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