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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Investigation Of A Priest Above Suspicion
Torah! Torah! Torah!
A Pew Good Men
Incense and Sensibility
Preaches
Deity Harry
Mr Holland's Opus Dei - [irach] proper lol for Deity Harry.
Pope and Glory
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sects* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Beauty and the Priest
The Aristocatholics
Bring Me The Head Boy, Alfredo Garcia
The Nuns of Navarone
Top Nun
A Few Good Menorahs
Altar Ego
Raise the Red Lectern
Little Bishop of Horrors
On Golden Pontiff
The Man Who Went Up a Hill, But The Mountain Came To Him
The Italian, Job
Sufi's Choice
The Mask of Zoroastrianism
Tin Pan Allah
Gomorrah Never Comes
Mosque on the Hudson
Baha'i Noon
They Call Me Trinity
The Pulpit and The Pendulum
Atman Begins
Things Are Dukkha All Over
The Treasure of The Holy Madre
The Ten Commandments oblig.
Dial M for Mullah
The Imam with the Golden Gun
Babette's Priest
Monk Business
Guess Who's Comming to Sinner
The Rite Stuff
Catechism on a Hot Tin Roof
Get Him to the Greek Orthodox Church
Mullah on the Orient Express
Imam For All Seasons
V For Vicary
The Dirty Deacon
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sexton But Were Afraid To Ask
Mullah Rouge
The Cruel Holy See
The Silence of the Lamb of God (starring Hannibal's Lectern)
Torah, Torah, Torah!
Missal Impossible
Last Tango in Parish
All Quiet on the Lectern Front
Breakfast at Litany
Abbey Movie
The Last of the Four Deacons
Dude, Where's My Carmelite?
There's Something About the Virgin Mary
Beverly Hills Coptic
Agrapha-phobia
Loose Canons
Cleric the Viking
The Passion for the Christ
Abba: The Movie
Calvary Charge
Thoroughly Modern Mary
A Town Like Chalice
Chalice in Wonderland
A Man for All Diocesans
In The Heat Of The Fiery Furnace
Bring Me The Head Of John The Baptist
Pope and Carols and Bread and Chalice
King, Queen, Nave
Sistine Candles
Animal Psalm
The Little Bishop Of Horrors
For Him the Bell Tolls
Ordinary Steeple
101 Salvations
The God Couple
The 7% Absolution
Absence of Chalice
Service with a Smile
Critical Mass
Abbot a Boy
The Verger Soldiers
The Man Who Would Be King Of The Jews
The Return of the Pink Cantor
Never Say Teva Again
The Karaite Kid
Beadle-juice
Sexton and the City
Priest is Priest
How the Vestment Was Won
Play Sacristy for Me
Pulp Crucifixion
Pet Seminary
The Mitre Quinn
Movies for Gamblers, Bookies, Stockmarket Risktakers and Their Ilk
The Color of Money
Goodbye, Chips
My Left FTSE
Bailoutland
The Man who Fell to Turf
Baccaratatouille
Pitch Blackjack
A Day At The Races oblig.
I'm All Right - Jackpot
Raw Dealer
Jean de Roulette
Tomorrow Never Dice
The Jungle Bookie
The Tote That Rocked
Bet Shorty
The Odds Couple
The Gaming Mate
Dead Cert also oblig.
The Card Counter Monte Cristo
Spike Milligan's Pontoon
Rosemary's Derby
Monte Carlo or Bust oblig
The Men Who Stare At Totes
William Hill's Cop
Bring Me The Bet of Alfredo Garcia
Broke the Bank Mountain
Those Magnificent Men and Their Coin Slot Machines
Casino Loyal
Chipless in Seattle
Gone with the Win
Cool Hand Fluke
Our Pari-Mutuel Friend
The Marked Cards of Zorro
Carry On Up The Ante
Big Momma's Full House
Every Which Way But Lose
The Wager's Edge
How the Bet Was Won
A Man Called Bourse
Stock Around the Clock
The Wizard of Odds
Casino Hot Tin Roof
Roulette The Right One In
The Englishman Who Went To William Hill But Came Down A Mountain
You May Already Have Won A Roman Holiday!!
Run, High Roller, Run
The Texas Hold 'Em Massacre
Bull Market Durham
Stocks Wars
MOVIES FOR FISHERMEN, ANGLERS AND THEIR ILK
Hook
The Thin Red Line
Trawl the President's Men
The Fly
Bring Me the Rod of Alfredo Garcia
Trout of Africa
North by North Utsire
Net Shorty
Cod of War
Raiders of the Lost Shark
Lord of the Flies
The World According to Carp
The Line in Winter
Dude, Where's My Carp?
Carps
Porgy and Bass
Field of Bream
Sole Men
The Outlaw Josey Whales
The Lord of the Herrings
Saury, Wrong Number
Hello, Molly
Catch 22
Catfish On A Hot Tin Roof
The Man Who Sued Cod
Fight Chub
Goldfishfinger
Prawn Free
The Seventh Coelocanth
10 Things I Hake About You
A Clockwork Orange Roughy
Lobsters
Seven Bream for Seven Burbots
Valley of the Dolphins
The Seven Salmonurai
Barbelerella
Bullet-proof Monkfish
A Quantum Of Soleace
Bring Me the Flathead of Alfredo Garcia
James and the Giant Perch
Kick-Wrass
A Touch of Bass
King Conger
Grouperman
Travels with My Anchovy
Wall-Eye
Trawl the President's Men
Hook! Line, and Sinker
Trading Plaices
King Solomon's Minnows
The Krayfish
Pollock, Stockfish and Two Smoked Barramundi
Kiss Me Skate
The Flounder Of The Baskervilles
It Harpooned at the World's Fair
Guppy Love
Love Saury
Chitty Chitty Bangus Bangus
American Pike
Koiaanisqatsi
55 Dace at Peking
Children of a Lesser Cod
Spawn with the Wind
Good Spawning, Viet Nam
Being John Dory Malkovich
The Trawl Guy
Net Shorty
Pilchard III
Mora! Mora! Mora!
The Hunt For Red Snapper
For Whom the Belles Trawl
The Blue Lamprey
Wall-Eye
[KS] BZZZTT!! Repetition
Stickleback Mountain
Look Back In Angler
Goby Dick
Ice Station Zebrafish
MOVIES FOR OTOLARYNGOLOGISTS AND GASTROENTEROLOGISTS
Hoarse Whisperer
My Favorite Ear
A Touch of Gas
Deep Throat oblig.
From Ear To Eternity
Dr. Nose
Catarrh On a Hot Tin Roof
Eustachian Zebra
Lord of Pharynx
A Man Called Ossicle
All the President's Cerumen
Das Bloat
The Final Gut
Up Endoscope
Heartburn After Reading
Aeon Reflux
And The Gastric Band Played On
Sleeping With the Enema
The Jewel of the Bile
The Tummy
House of Ear Wax
Get Throatie
Canal Knowledge
Back Passage To India [Yes, it's the one with a button missing...]
The Fart Pavillions [No, the darker one...]
The Stool Pigeon [Dont bother, I'll get it myself...]
The Chronicles of Hernia
Man of the Ear
Crohn With the Wind
Ileum and Kate: The Movie
The Honorary Tonsil
Deep Impaction
Bring Me The Ear, Nose And Throat Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonoscopy of a Citizen Above Suspicion
Everything You Wanted To Know About Bowels (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Weird Sinus
The People vs. Larynx Flynt
The Rectum of the Hesperus
The Omentum
Secret of the Incus
Free Villi
Toy Snorty
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Throat
The Bare-Assed Contessa
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-kaban It's on the peg next to Kim's
Hurl, Interrupted
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Nostrildamus
Schindler's Cyst
A Liver runs Through It
The Dying Gall
The War of Cirrhosis
All The President's Polyps
The Green Pile
All the President's Phlegm
The Villi of the Damned
La Vie en Nose
The Post-nasal Drip
The Big Sneezy
I can't believe we've not had The Turd Man yet.
The Bowels of St Trinians
Pirates of the Duodenum
The Men who Stare down Throats
The Guts, The Batty and The Ulcer
East Of Adenoids
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
Young Frank Intestines
Snot White and the Seven Dwarfs
A-Snot-Calypse Now
The Sound of Mucus
Deaf And Dumber
Enteropathy of the Dragon
Polyps Academy
Dude, Where's My Catarrh?
Wheezy Rider
The Penicillin Adventure
Hidden textQuite what I am having right now. I was given a pencillin-based antibiotic after a dog bite and am reacting badly to it.

MOVIES FOR OPHTHALMOLOGISTS AND OPTOMETRISTS
Eyes Station Zebra
The Big E-asy
No Specs Please, We're British
Squint City
Contacts
Styes Like Us
Wall-Eyed
Dude, Where's My Cornea?
Hocus Focus
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
Legally Blind
Cataract on a Hot Tin Roof
Macula
[irach] Would that be the Pince-nez of Darkness?
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Monocle of Riddick
Where Eagles Stare
The Stye Who Loved Me
LASIK Instinct
The Wizard of Orbs
Dioptre Another Day
Mon-ocle d'Amérique
Lash Gordon
Focus Pocus
Harry Potter and the Annulus of Zinn
Flash Gordon and the Zonule of Zinn
The Men Who Squint Myopically At Goats
All The Presbyopic Men
After Laser Surgery You Can See Forever
Three Colours: Blue
Three Colours: Brown
Three Colours: Hazel
Indiana Jones: The Last Cross-Eyed
Our Man's Squint
Raising Snellen
8½/20
The Eye Chart of Darkness
Close Encounters of the Blurred Kind
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Astigmatism
Lens Miserables
Myopic Thunder
Saturday Night Fovea
The Luck of the Iris
It's a AMD AMD AMD AMD World
Tales of the Undetected
Sight of a Woman
Eyes Wide Shut
The Bifocal Thief
Seebiscuit
The Andromeda Eyestrain
The Dirty Drusen
Like Water For Choriocapillaris
Papillitis
Vision Quest
Vision Impossible
The Draughtsman's Pupils Contract
The Seven Precent Dilation
Retina Hot Tin Roof
Astigmata
Meet The Bifocals
Little Bifocals
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
Drive-ing Glasses
MOVIES FOR GREENGROCERS
8 1/2 Leeks
Quince of Persia
The Englishman who Went Up some Dill and Came Down a Plantain
The Man with the Golden Delicious
The Blue Legume
Sprout of Africa
The Care Pears Movie
Raisin Arizona
The Plum of All Fears
The Grape Escape
The Picture of Durian Gray
Last Mango in Paris
Beans from a Mall
Some Like It Pluot
Herbie Goes Bananas
Kiwi's Great Adventure
Date Movie
Mr Smith Goes to Squash-ington
One Flew Over the Cucumber's Nest
Anyway, shouldn't the title of this round be Movie's for Greengrocer's? Ow, that hurt to type.
The Gourds Must be Crazy
Apostrophe Now
When Haricot Met Sally
Broken Marrow
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asparagus
Bring Me The Veg Of Alfredo Garcia
Dude, Where's My Carrot?
Swede Home Alabama
The Pea Movie
The Cruel Pea
Moong-struck
8 Lime
Ex-calabash
[jim] Enough of the prepostery/ Plurals need no apostrophe...
The Fruit and the Yarrow
The Thyme Machine
Rosemary, Baby
24 Hour Parsley People
Rhubarb-arella
How Green Were My Beans
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
Hello, Dolichos
A Very Special Fava
The Phantom of the Okra
The Postman Always Brings Spice
There Will be Blood Oranges
Kale of Two Cities
The Gourd, The Bad and the Ugli
The Kohlrabi Kid
The Texas Chainsaw Brassica [irach] :P
First Spud
Presumably any of the movies by Albert R. Broccoli would count?
The Merry Chives of Windsor
The Hands of Celeriac
Tinker, Tailor, Wilja, Spy
Star Fruit: The Motion Picture
Children of the Corn
The Tater Chase
Kale, Interrupted
A Chard Day's Night
Happy Beet
Pak Choi to the Future
The Greatest Nori Ever Sold
Raab Roy
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Leek Wedding
The Lime in Winter
Passport to Pummelo
A Clockwork Orange
Tangelo's Ashes
State Of The Onion
Bean
Strawberry Dogs
The Passion Fruit of the Christ
Die Chard
The Last Pumpkin of Scotland
How to Train Your Dragonfruit
The Longan Day
From Here to Turnipy
Loganberry's Run
It's a Wonderful Lime
Durian, Lola, Durian
Cool Hand Cuke
Bring Me A Head of Alfredo Garlic
The Harder They Kumquat
What's Eating Gilbert Grape and the sequel, What's Eating Gilbert Grapefruit
On the Watermelon
Longan Day's Journey Into Night
O' Brother, Where Artichoke Thou?
Run, Carambola, Run
Gunfight at the Okra Corral
Beetroot 66
They Died With Their Roots On
Fiddlehead on the Roof
[cfm] You are on a roll! Watermelon, okra, and fiddlehead are all excellent.
Cherry Maguire
[CdM] *smiles warmly* Thank you.
The Chervil In Miss Jones
Tinda is the Night
Bedtime for Garbanzo
Sorrel, Wrong Number
Taro! Taro! Taro!
A Streetcar Named Desiree
Casino Jersey Royale
The Madness of King Edward
Brewster's Scallions
Granny Smith Goes to Washington
Mamey Dearest
Marjoram Morningstar
Lord of the Spring Onions A trilogy comprising The Fellowship of the Spring Onion, The Two Cauliflowers and The Return of the King Edward.
Air Force Onion
Garlic - Invasion Earth: 2150AD
The Inedibles
Chayote Ugli
Damson Tide
Papayazzi
Throw Dolma From The Train
Manon of the Spring Onion
The Thyme Machine
Four Weedings and a Fennel
Seedless in Seattle
Pimento
Pepino Royale
Gherkin and I
Guar and Peas
Give My Regards to Broad Bean
American Fruity
Brokeback Plantain
Guava From Another Planet
[b]Banana La Mancha[/b]
Running out of steam so time for a new one. Welcome ddrew1 by the way, jumping in is the way to do it.

Womens' Lib Film Club

Mississippi Bra Burning
Slipless in Seattle
All the President's Women
La Feministe Nikita
Belittle Women
Dances With Woolf
Women In Mutually Supportive Non-Hierarchical Relationships
Sisterhood of the Travelling Rants
Greer Window
American Herstory X
Cry Friedan
Ms. Smith Goes to Washington
Desperately Seeking Susan B. Anthony
Annie Besant Get Your Gun
Améline
Seven Life Partners for Seven Sisters
The Color of Hegemony
From Here to Maternity Leave
Suffrage on the River Kwai
Emancipation for All Seasons
Das Vote
Lib and Let Die
Sensible Shoes On Whitehall
The Equal Right Stuff
Dumb And Dungarees
Little Ms. Sunshine
Woman Sings The Blues
Mighty Zoe Young
The Womanchurian Candidate
OK, not quite the mine of new ideas I had hoped. Anyone else want to suggest a new club?
MOVIES FOR SEAMSTRESSES, TAILORS AND COUTURIERS
Seamless in Seattle
Some Like It Haute
Sleeveless in Seattle
All About Yves St. Laurent
Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Mary Bobbins
The Seventh Seam
Like Water For Coco
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
The Seven Year Stitch
A Blouse's Tale
The Right Cuff
Mean Pleats
Those Magnificent Men on their Sewing Machines
For a Few Collars More
[CdM] v. nice
The Running Stitch Man
Measure for Measure
A Mannequin For All Seasons
Bolt
Da Mask
Crease
Wrong Turn-up
A Thimble Plan
Pin Bruges
Extreme Measurements
The Adventures of Buckram Banzai
Tulle Runnings
Watership Gown
The Crepes of Wrath
Star Trek III: The Serge for Spock
Rayon Man
A Life Less Eau-de-nil
Sari, Wrong Number
Vogue Trader
The Cordfather - starring Robert Denier-o
I Know What You Wore Last Summer
The Mighty Tux
The Dior Hunter
Lint Eastwood in Gingham High
The Lion in Winter Collection
Mannequin the Streets
Jeans de Florette
Manon of the Spring Collection
The Great Lace
The Color of Armani
[nfras] "i know what you wore" -- VG :-)
A Loom With a View
The Empire Waist Strikes Back
Pattern
Rather obviously, Lilo and Stitch
Dances with Wools
The Floral-Cardy Murder Case
The Cider House Tulles
The Cotton Club
Blazing Saviles
Good Twill Hunting
The World According to Warp
The Houndstooth of the Baskervilles
Curious Georgette
La Vie en Viscose
The Wizard of Gauze
[cfm] Which inspired My Weft Foot
Ging 'em High
Sequins and I
Holy Smock
The Princess and the Frock
Tunic
Planet of the Crepe
The Givenchy Code
Pantz
Deep Blue C-cup Continuing to lower the tone ...
How The Weft Was Won
Thimbelina
That Darn Cat
Travels With My Pant
How the Vest was Won
Invason of the Bodice Snatchers
Stitches of Eastwick
Organdy Man
Every Which Way But Loose
The Bell Bottoms of St. Mary's
The Belles of St. Trinny'n'Susanna
School of Gok
not so obvious, but still a real movie, Operation Petticoat
Burka and Hare
Pattern

Movies for Breakfast Lovers

Dances with Waffles
True Grits
Where Egg-les Dare
Milk
Children of the Cornflakes
Marmite-y Joe Young
The Sound of Mueslix
Lars and the Cereal Girl
Grrrre-a-a-a-a-a-t Expectations
Porridge on the River Kwai
Much Ado About Muffin
The Bacon of Pelham 123
The French Toast Connection
Bun, Lola, Bun
Travels with my Croissant
Danish the Menace
Full English Jacket
Throw Marmalade From The Train
Croissant Of Iron
The Third Weetabix
Two Boiled Eggs For Sister Sarah
Jam Yankees
Omelet
The Crepes of Wrath
What Creams May Come
Toastbusters
The Curious Case of Bnjamin's Butter
Bring me the Fried Bread of Alfredo Garcia
H.A.S.H
The Egg-sorcist
Peter Pan au Chocolat
Every Whih Way But Juice
The Chronicles of Bacon Sarnia
Spam, A Lot
The Bran that Wouldn't Dry
Egg's Calibre
Porridge oblig.
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe also oblig.
Freaky Fried-egg
Some Like It Oat
Creamer vs Creamer
The Color of Honey
On Golden Grahams
True Grits
Frosties v. Nixon
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Eggs (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dial M for Muesli
The feature film of the sitcom Cheerios
The Toaster Always Rings Twice
The Kipper And The Rose
Teabiscuit
The Big Over Easy
Breakfast Epiphanies
A Bran for All Seasons
Briocheans Eleven
Where Bagels Dare
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down In Time For Breakfast
Marley and Tea
Irma La Juice
Distant Crumpet
[CdM] Yes, I do like some hot buttered epiphanies for breakfast.
Mission Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
Earth vs. The Flying Sausages
The Pitcher of Dory's Earl Grey
The Jam Busters
Buttering Heights
Scrambling Rose
The Bridges Of Madison Kedgiree
Beverly Hills Cup
A Mug's Life
Requiem for a Cream
MOVIES FOR WINTER SPORTS ENTHUSIASTS

Slalom Bombay
Dr Sno
Kiss Me, Skate
Don't Luge Now
Mighty Morphin Powder Rangers
Every Which Way But Luge
Rita, Sue and Four-man Bob Too
The Puck of the Irish
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain Without Troubling The Medals Table
Bring Me the Sled of Alfredo Garcia
[jim] Hooray!
Ice Dance in Alex
The seventh sequel, Speed Sk8
Legends of the Falls
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
Ice Skatin' Zebra
Over The Sledge
The Curling Fields
Ice Wide Shut
Eddie the Eagle Has Landed
Miss Snowboardy
Snow Country for Old Men
Slalomé
Pretty in Rink
Cats & Dogsledding
Speedskating
The Big Lebowskier
Star Wars: A New Slope
The Great Kandin Ski
Jonathan Livingston's Mogul
Slalom Alone
M*U*S*H
The Man With Snow Name
Skiing John Malkowich
Putting on Moritz
Scoobski-Doo
The Spy Who Came In From The Freezing Cold
Skibob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Double Black Diamonds Are Forever
An Icefish Called Wanda
The Black Rose of Slalom
Nordic Biathlon North-west Time for a new one, I think. How about
HERB AND SPICE SELLERS' FILM CLUB
Tarragon With The Wind
Ice Sage
The Land that Thyme Forgot
Rosemary, Baby
The Pepper Chase
Dude, Where's My Curry?
And the sequels, Dude, Where's My Cardamom? and Dude, Where's My Coriander?
Allspiceworld - The Movie
The Chervil Wears Prada
A Salt On Precinct 13
Lovage Story "Love means never having to say you're Sorrel"
Splendor In The Lemongrass
Basil Instinct Pronounced with the long A, please...
The Great Mace
The Stepford Chives
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Fenugreek Wedding
A Passage to Tamarindia
Dial M for Myrtle
Bring Me the Head of Asafoetida Garcia
Grains of Paradise, Hawaiian Style - Starring Elvis Parsley
Guess Who's Cumin To Dinner
Thyme Bandits
The Pope Mustard Die
Anise the Menace
Notting Dill
Me and My Galangal
Curry Sundown
All That Jasmine
Savory Private Ryan
American Chicory X
Spice Like Us
Clove Story
Cinnamon City
Bob & Carol & Ted & Anise
Three Wasabis And A Fennel
Tincture, Tamarind, Sowa, Spice
The Cayenne Social Club
The Sum of Allspice
The Spice Who Came in From the Cold
Fennel in Berlin
The Marjoram Candidate
A Beautiful Mint
Spice Like Us
The Big Chili
Guess Whose Cumin To Dinner
[irach] I'm not one to talk, as I've just spotted my repetition, marginally before I spotted yours :)
Fennel by gaslight
The Thyme Machine
Fennel Attraction
The Galangal Book
Kill Dill
Curry On Up The Khyber
Cumin: The Winged Serpent
They Shoot Horseradish Don't They?
Good Dill Hunting
MOVIES FOR MARINERS, SAILORS, YACHTSMEN AND PIRATES
Clipper
Raiders of the Lost Auk
Booty Call
Conan the Destroyer
A Tug's Life
Mast of the Mohicans
Ketch-22
Arrr, Jim lad! It Be High Noon, It Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! They Be Investigatin' A Citizen Above Suspicion, They Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia!
Bring Me the Masthead of Alfredo Garcia
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo G-arrr-cia
Barefoot in the Barque
Jean de Corvette
There's A Girl In My Sloop
The Tacking Of Pelham 123
About A Buoy
Land of the Risng Bosun
Brig
The Fourth Port-of-Call
The Magnificent Seven Seas
Boom With a View
The Rudder Guys
You've Got Sail
Sparrr!!tacus
Minority Shipping Report
Mars Tacks!
Lading and the Tramp
Apocalypse Scow
What Triremes Are made Of
Black Galleon
The Devil and Davy Jones
Dude, Where's My Caravel?
Looking For Mr. Christian
Tinker Traveller Soldier Spy
Hidden textMy dad's got one. Great fun!
Brewster's Galleons
Carry on Sailing
The Man With The Golden Galleon
The Sampan With No Name
Tack to the Future
Cool Hand Sloop
Enemy at the Frigates
Keel Bill
Where Seagulls Dare
Se7en Seas
Raiders of the Cutty Sark
The Arrrrtist
Anchorman
Cargo
Eyepatch Adams
Foretopgallantz
Gentleman Jib
Sloopless in Seattle
Apocalypse Dhow
Berth of a Nation
Bring Me the Bulkhead of Alfredo Garcia
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Crossbones
I Was Monty's Doubloon
A Chief Petty Officer And A Gentleman
The Admiral Chrichton
It's A Wonderful Lifeboat
A Crows Nest With A View
For A Few Bollards More
Snow White and the Seven Wharfs
Top Gunwale
Harbor Shop
How The Mae West Was Won
A Lifebelt Less Ordinary
Gorky Ark
Dinghy Dancing
Starboard Wars
My Brilliant Careen
Adam's Jib
Starboard Memories
Keelhaul the President's Men
Jolly Rogers in the 25th Century
Ice Station Zabra
The Longest Bay
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Dial "M" for Moor
The Whole Nine Yards
Judge Dreadnought
Ironclad Man
There's Something About The Mary Rose
Ahoy Story
BBlast from Avast
Hook, Liner and Sinker
The Last Lighthouse On The Left
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sextants* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
The Greatest Scow on Earth
Bonfire Of The Manatees
Shippin
The Strait Story
The French Lieutenant's Yeoman
I Capture The Forecastle [I don't care how it's pronounced, so there.]
Saving Privateer Ryan
WREN The Day Well?

THE TRAVEL AGENTS' FILM CLUB

Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
The Liner in Winter
High Rates of the Caribbean
Herbie Goes Bahamas
Fear and Loathing in Las Palmas
Thomas Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Sophie's First Choice
Easyjet Rider
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
War Of The DisneyWorlds
The Cheap Flight To Rio
Upgrade Pompeii
Cor Fu Panda
Planet Torremolinos
Ryanair's Daughter
A Eurostar Is Born
The Bucket Shop Of Horrors
Three Men and a BMIBaby
Jet Charter
Two Weeks For Sister Sara
They Flew to Bruges
The 40 Year-Old Virgin Airliner
Seven Nights For Seven Brothers
The Spa Who Loved Me
For A Few Dollars More You Can Have An Upgrade
Two Pieces of Identification For Sister Sarah
It's Much Cheaper If You Stay Over A Saturday Night And Sunday Morning
Sleepless in Seattle Airport
Bed and Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Charge of the Excess Baggage
I'd like to take a moment to applaud CdM's "Jet Charter", which is simply lovely (IMHO).
[Phil] Thank you. I was rather pleased with it myself. :-)
The Travel with Harry
Hostel Witness
Brother from Another Lonely Planet
Fortnight in Berlin
Room at the Top
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Break
Carry On Baggage
Yes, My Name Really Is Nobody, It Says So Right There On The Passport
The Good, The Bad, and Tajikistan Airlines
Check-in Run
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Waiting for Fodor
MOVIES FOR POETS, LYRICISTs AND POETRY AND LYRICS ENTHUSIASTS
The Odd Couplet
The Lear Hunter
Catch Me if You Scan
The Da Vinci Ode
Rhyme Bandits
The Odd Couplet
[cfm] - *bzzzzt!*
Wallace & Gromit: The Verse of the Were-Rabbit
The Englishman who Went up a Villanelle and Came Down a Quatrain
No Country for Ode Men
Haiku Noon

Iamb Legend
Gunfight at the Trochee Corral
Spondee, Bloody Spondee
Anapest and the King
and of course, the classic (thank you imdb)
Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills
e e cummings to America
The Good, the Bard and the Ugly
The Trochee Horror Picture Show
One Or Two Sonnets That I Wrote About Her
The Rhyme Machine
Quatrain Man
Investiture of a Laureate Above Suspicion
Batman and Catalexiswoman
Last Man Stanza
Ditty, Ditty, Bang, Bang!
Burns After Reading
Julius Caesura
Reservoir Doggerel
Bring Me The Head Rhyme Of Alfredo Garcia
ABBA: The Movie
Four Readings and a Funeral
[Phil] Nice one.
Grosse Pointe Blank Verse
Shall I Compare Thee to a Day Last Summer When I Know What You Did?
Homer Alone
[jim] Which can only really be followed by The 40 Year Old Virgil
[jim] Thanks - I was genuinely rather chuffed with that one :-)
Metre and the Wolf
Meet The Parents, Who Fuck You Up
The Wasteland That Time Forgot
Ode To A Big Fat Grecian Urn
Stanza By Me
The Jingle Book
A Tale Of Two Ditties
The Fifth Quartet
Bring Me The Head Of Onoma Topoeia
The Good, The Ballad And The Ugly
Ace Ventura: Petrarch Detective [Phil] What jim said
Oh, and this one comes totally from an imdb search, which always feels a bit like cheating -- especially since I doubt if anyone has ever heard of the (Oscar-nominated!) 1936 original:
Wintercet
A Rhyme for Clockwork Orange
[CdM] In return, I should mention your "Iamb Legend" - very hard to top.
[Kim] Nice (onoma topeia, that is)
Alexandrine
Clerihew Framed Roger Rabbit
Scansion Police Academy
An American Beowulf In London [Phil] Ta. You're right, the others were mediocre.
Singing in the Refrain
Black Bard's Ghost
[Kim] tish, tosh and piffle! The others were just fine and dandy, but "onoma" tickled me more than usual - as did American Beowulf, while we're on the subject.
Iamb Legend [Phil] No, please, don't, stop.
[Kim] That's a Bzzzzzzt! on behalf of CdM.
Apostrophe Now
or ... Apocellipsis Now
Movies for Politicians and Diplomats
Thatcher in the Rye
A Mandleson for All Seasons
Grosse Pointe Blunkett
The Spy Who Cameron From The Cold
Investigation of an Expenses Claim Above Suspicion which is giving me some déjà vu.
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Bring me the Head of State of Antigua and Barbuda
Hansard
Star Trek: The Early-Day Motion Picture
Gove Actually
The Referendum Story
Watergate Down
Brotherhood of the Travelling Sycophants
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Harry Potter And The Star Chamber Of Secrets
I Spy Strangers On A Train
A Man for All Sessions
Black Rod Down That walking backwards down steps isn't easy, you know
The Thief of Baghdad Fill in the starring role according to your political convictions
Seven Years of Tebbit
Dial M for Merkel
M. Hollande's Opus
The Good, The Bad, and The Unacceptable Faces of Capitalism
Raising Funds
The House That Roared
Blunkett & Maclean
Dead Man Voting
The Right Ballot Stuff
Toy Tory
Alien Personation
The Mancunian Candidate
All The President's Interns
The Never-Ending Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
Devolution
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Cymru
Fun with Nick and Dave
Dave and Nick's Excellent Adventure
For A Few Votes More
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