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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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The Dirty Drusen
Like Water For Choriocapillaris
Papillitis
Vision Quest
Vision Impossible
The Draughtsman's Pupils Contract
The Seven Precent Dilation
Retina Hot Tin Roof
Astigmata
Meet The Bifocals
Little Bifocals
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
Drive-ing Glasses
MOVIES FOR GREENGROCERS
8 1/2 Leeks
Quince of Persia
The Englishman who Went Up some Dill and Came Down a Plantain
The Man with the Golden Delicious
The Blue Legume
Sprout of Africa
The Care Pears Movie
Raisin Arizona
The Plum of All Fears
The Grape Escape
The Picture of Durian Gray
Last Mango in Paris
Beans from a Mall
Some Like It Pluot
Herbie Goes Bananas
Kiwi's Great Adventure
Date Movie
Mr Smith Goes to Squash-ington
One Flew Over the Cucumber's Nest
Anyway, shouldn't the title of this round be Movie's for Greengrocer's? Ow, that hurt to type.
The Gourds Must be Crazy
Apostrophe Now
When Haricot Met Sally
Broken Marrow
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asparagus
Bring Me The Veg Of Alfredo Garcia
Dude, Where's My Carrot?
Swede Home Alabama
The Pea Movie
The Cruel Pea
Moong-struck
8 Lime
Ex-calabash
[jim] Enough of the prepostery/ Plurals need no apostrophe...
The Fruit and the Yarrow
The Thyme Machine
Rosemary, Baby
24 Hour Parsley People
Rhubarb-arella
How Green Were My Beans
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
Hello, Dolichos
A Very Special Fava
The Phantom of the Okra
The Postman Always Brings Spice
There Will be Blood Oranges
Kale of Two Cities
The Gourd, The Bad and the Ugli
The Kohlrabi Kid
The Texas Chainsaw Brassica [irach] :P
First Spud
Presumably any of the movies by Albert R. Broccoli would count?
The Merry Chives of Windsor
The Hands of Celeriac
Tinker, Tailor, Wilja, Spy
Star Fruit: The Motion Picture
Children of the Corn
The Tater Chase
Kale, Interrupted
A Chard Day's Night
Happy Beet
Pak Choi to the Future
The Greatest Nori Ever Sold
Raab Roy
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Leek Wedding
The Lime in Winter
Passport to Pummelo
A Clockwork Orange
Tangelo's Ashes
State Of The Onion
Bean
Strawberry Dogs
The Passion Fruit of the Christ
Die Chard
The Last Pumpkin of Scotland
How to Train Your Dragonfruit
The Longan Day
From Here to Turnipy
Loganberry's Run
It's a Wonderful Lime
Durian, Lola, Durian
Cool Hand Cuke
Bring Me A Head of Alfredo Garlic
The Harder They Kumquat
What's Eating Gilbert Grape and the sequel, What's Eating Gilbert Grapefruit
On the Watermelon
Longan Day's Journey Into Night
O' Brother, Where Artichoke Thou?
Run, Carambola, Run
Gunfight at the Okra Corral
Beetroot 66
They Died With Their Roots On
Fiddlehead on the Roof
[cfm] You are on a roll! Watermelon, okra, and fiddlehead are all excellent.
Cherry Maguire
[CdM] *smiles warmly* Thank you.
The Chervil In Miss Jones
Tinda is the Night
Bedtime for Garbanzo
Sorrel, Wrong Number
Taro! Taro! Taro!
A Streetcar Named Desiree
Casino Jersey Royale
The Madness of King Edward
Brewster's Scallions
Granny Smith Goes to Washington
Mamey Dearest
Marjoram Morningstar
Lord of the Spring Onions A trilogy comprising The Fellowship of the Spring Onion, The Two Cauliflowers and The Return of the King Edward.
Air Force Onion
Garlic - Invasion Earth: 2150AD
The Inedibles
Chayote Ugli
Damson Tide
Papayazzi
Throw Dolma From The Train
Manon of the Spring Onion
The Thyme Machine
Four Weedings and a Fennel
Seedless in Seattle
Pimento
Pepino Royale
Gherkin and I
Guar and Peas
Give My Regards to Broad Bean
American Fruity
Brokeback Plantain
Guava From Another Planet
[b]Banana La Mancha[/b]
Running out of steam so time for a new one. Welcome ddrew1 by the way, jumping in is the way to do it.

Womens' Lib Film Club

Mississippi Bra Burning
Slipless in Seattle
All the President's Women
La Feministe Nikita
Belittle Women
Dances With Woolf
Women In Mutually Supportive Non-Hierarchical Relationships
Sisterhood of the Travelling Rants
Greer Window
American Herstory X
Cry Friedan
Ms. Smith Goes to Washington
Desperately Seeking Susan B. Anthony
Annie Besant Get Your Gun
Améline
Seven Life Partners for Seven Sisters
The Color of Hegemony
From Here to Maternity Leave
Suffrage on the River Kwai
Emancipation for All Seasons
Das Vote
Lib and Let Die
Sensible Shoes On Whitehall
The Equal Right Stuff
Dumb And Dungarees
Little Ms. Sunshine
Woman Sings The Blues
Mighty Zoe Young
The Womanchurian Candidate
OK, not quite the mine of new ideas I had hoped. Anyone else want to suggest a new club?
MOVIES FOR SEAMSTRESSES, TAILORS AND COUTURIERS
Seamless in Seattle
Some Like It Haute
Sleeveless in Seattle
All About Yves St. Laurent
Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Mary Bobbins
The Seventh Seam
Like Water For Coco
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
The Seven Year Stitch
A Blouse's Tale
The Right Cuff
Mean Pleats
Those Magnificent Men on their Sewing Machines
For a Few Collars More
[CdM] v. nice
The Running Stitch Man
Measure for Measure
A Mannequin For All Seasons
Bolt
Da Mask
Crease
Wrong Turn-up
A Thimble Plan
Pin Bruges
Extreme Measurements
The Adventures of Buckram Banzai
Tulle Runnings
Watership Gown
The Crepes of Wrath
Star Trek III: The Serge for Spock
Rayon Man
A Life Less Eau-de-nil
Sari, Wrong Number
Vogue Trader
The Cordfather - starring Robert Denier-o
I Know What You Wore Last Summer
The Mighty Tux
The Dior Hunter
Lint Eastwood in Gingham High
The Lion in Winter Collection
Mannequin the Streets
Jeans de Florette
Manon of the Spring Collection
The Great Lace
The Color of Armani
[nfras] "i know what you wore" -- VG :-)
A Loom With a View
The Empire Waist Strikes Back
Pattern
Rather obviously, Lilo and Stitch
Dances with Wools
The Floral-Cardy Murder Case
The Cider House Tulles
The Cotton Club
Blazing Saviles
Good Twill Hunting
The World According to Warp
The Houndstooth of the Baskervilles
Curious Georgette
La Vie en Viscose
The Wizard of Gauze
[cfm] Which inspired My Weft Foot
Ging 'em High
Sequins and I
Holy Smock
The Princess and the Frock
Tunic
Planet of the Crepe
The Givenchy Code
Pantz
Deep Blue C-cup Continuing to lower the tone ...
How The Weft Was Won
Thimbelina
That Darn Cat
Travels With My Pant
How the Vest was Won
Invason of the Bodice Snatchers
Stitches of Eastwick
Organdy Man
Every Which Way But Loose
The Bell Bottoms of St. Mary's
The Belles of St. Trinny'n'Susanna
School of Gok
not so obvious, but still a real movie, Operation Petticoat
Burka and Hare
Pattern

Movies for Breakfast Lovers

Dances with Waffles
True Grits
Where Egg-les Dare
Milk
Children of the Cornflakes
Marmite-y Joe Young
The Sound of Mueslix
Lars and the Cereal Girl
Grrrre-a-a-a-a-a-t Expectations
Porridge on the River Kwai
Much Ado About Muffin
The Bacon of Pelham 123
The French Toast Connection
Bun, Lola, Bun
Travels with my Croissant
Danish the Menace
Full English Jacket
Throw Marmalade From The Train
Croissant Of Iron
The Third Weetabix
Two Boiled Eggs For Sister Sarah
Jam Yankees
Omelet
The Crepes of Wrath
What Creams May Come
Toastbusters
The Curious Case of Bnjamin's Butter
Bring me the Fried Bread of Alfredo Garcia
H.A.S.H
The Egg-sorcist
Peter Pan au Chocolat
Every Whih Way But Juice
The Chronicles of Bacon Sarnia
Spam, A Lot
The Bran that Wouldn't Dry
Egg's Calibre
Porridge oblig.
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe also oblig.
Freaky Fried-egg
Some Like It Oat
Creamer vs Creamer
The Color of Honey
On Golden Grahams
True Grits
Frosties v. Nixon
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Eggs (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dial M for Muesli
The feature film of the sitcom Cheerios
The Toaster Always Rings Twice
The Kipper And The Rose
Teabiscuit
The Big Over Easy
Breakfast Epiphanies
A Bran for All Seasons
Briocheans Eleven
Where Bagels Dare
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down In Time For Breakfast
Marley and Tea
Irma La Juice
Distant Crumpet
[CdM] Yes, I do like some hot buttered epiphanies for breakfast.
Mission Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
Earth vs. The Flying Sausages
The Pitcher of Dory's Earl Grey
The Jam Busters
Buttering Heights
Scrambling Rose
The Bridges Of Madison Kedgiree
Beverly Hills Cup
A Mug's Life
Requiem for a Cream
MOVIES FOR WINTER SPORTS ENTHUSIASTS

Slalom Bombay
Dr Sno
Kiss Me, Skate
Don't Luge Now
Mighty Morphin Powder Rangers
Every Which Way But Luge
Rita, Sue and Four-man Bob Too
The Puck of the Irish
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain Without Troubling The Medals Table
Bring Me the Sled of Alfredo Garcia
[jim] Hooray!
Ice Dance in Alex
The seventh sequel, Speed Sk8
Legends of the Falls
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
Ice Skatin' Zebra
Over The Sledge
The Curling Fields
Ice Wide Shut
Eddie the Eagle Has Landed
Miss Snowboardy
Snow Country for Old Men
Slalomé
Pretty in Rink
Cats & Dogsledding
Speedskating
The Big Lebowskier
Star Wars: A New Slope
The Great Kandin Ski
Jonathan Livingston's Mogul
Slalom Alone
M*U*S*H
The Man With Snow Name
Skiing John Malkowich
Putting on Moritz
Scoobski-Doo
The Spy Who Came In From The Freezing Cold
Skibob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Double Black Diamonds Are Forever
An Icefish Called Wanda
The Black Rose of Slalom
Nordic Biathlon North-west Time for a new one, I think. How about
HERB AND SPICE SELLERS' FILM CLUB
Tarragon With The Wind
Ice Sage
The Land that Thyme Forgot
Rosemary, Baby
The Pepper Chase
Dude, Where's My Curry?
And the sequels, Dude, Where's My Cardamom? and Dude, Where's My Coriander?
Allspiceworld - The Movie
The Chervil Wears Prada
A Salt On Precinct 13
Lovage Story "Love means never having to say you're Sorrel"
Splendor In The Lemongrass
Basil Instinct Pronounced with the long A, please...
The Great Mace
The Stepford Chives
A Man for All Seasonings
My Big Fat Fenugreek Wedding
A Passage to Tamarindia
Dial M for Myrtle
Bring Me the Head of Asafoetida Garcia
Grains of Paradise, Hawaiian Style - Starring Elvis Parsley
Guess Who's Cumin To Dinner
Thyme Bandits
The Pope Mustard Die
Anise the Menace
Notting Dill
Me and My Galangal
Curry Sundown
All That Jasmine
Savory Private Ryan
American Chicory X
Spice Like Us
Clove Story
Cinnamon City
Bob & Carol & Ted & Anise
Three Wasabis And A Fennel
Tincture, Tamarind, Sowa, Spice
The Cayenne Social Club
The Sum of Allspice
The Spice Who Came in From the Cold
Fennel in Berlin
The Marjoram Candidate
A Beautiful Mint
Spice Like Us
The Big Chili
Guess Whose Cumin To Dinner
[irach] I'm not one to talk, as I've just spotted my repetition, marginally before I spotted yours :)
Fennel by gaslight
The Thyme Machine
Fennel Attraction
The Galangal Book
Kill Dill
Curry On Up The Khyber
Cumin: The Winged Serpent
They Shoot Horseradish Don't They?
Good Dill Hunting
MOVIES FOR MARINERS, SAILORS, YACHTSMEN AND PIRATES
Clipper
Raiders of the Lost Auk
Booty Call
Conan the Destroyer
A Tug's Life
Mast of the Mohicans
Ketch-22
Arrr, Jim lad! It Be High Noon, It Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! They Be Investigatin' A Citizen Above Suspicion, They Be!
Arrr, Jim Lad! Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia!
Bring Me the Masthead of Alfredo Garcia
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo G-arrr-cia
Barefoot in the Barque
Jean de Corvette
There's A Girl In My Sloop
The Tacking Of Pelham 123
About A Buoy
Land of the Risng Bosun
Brig
The Fourth Port-of-Call
The Magnificent Seven Seas
Boom With a View
The Rudder Guys
You've Got Sail
Sparrr!!tacus
Minority Shipping Report
Mars Tacks!
Lading and the Tramp
Apocalypse Scow
What Triremes Are made Of
Black Galleon
The Devil and Davy Jones
Dude, Where's My Caravel?
Looking For Mr. Christian
Tinker Traveller Soldier Spy
Hidden textMy dad's got one. Great fun!
Brewster's Galleons
Carry on Sailing
The Man With The Golden Galleon
The Sampan With No Name
Tack to the Future
Cool Hand Sloop
Enemy at the Frigates
Keel Bill
Where Seagulls Dare
Se7en Seas
Raiders of the Cutty Sark
The Arrrrtist
Anchorman
Cargo
Eyepatch Adams
Foretopgallantz
Gentleman Jib
Sloopless in Seattle
Apocalypse Dhow
Berth of a Nation
Bring Me the Bulkhead of Alfredo Garcia
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Crossbones
I Was Monty's Doubloon
A Chief Petty Officer And A Gentleman
The Admiral Chrichton
It's A Wonderful Lifeboat
A Crows Nest With A View
For A Few Bollards More
Snow White and the Seven Wharfs
Top Gunwale
Harbor Shop
How The Mae West Was Won
A Lifebelt Less Ordinary
Gorky Ark
Dinghy Dancing
Starboard Wars
My Brilliant Careen
Adam's Jib
Starboard Memories
Keelhaul the President's Men
Jolly Rogers in the 25th Century
Ice Station Zabra
The Longest Bay
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Dial "M" for Moor
The Whole Nine Yards
Judge Dreadnought
Ironclad Man
There's Something About The Mary Rose
Ahoy Story
BBlast from Avast
Hook, Liner and Sinker
The Last Lighthouse On The Left
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sextants* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
The Greatest Scow on Earth
Bonfire Of The Manatees
Shippin
The Strait Story
The French Lieutenant's Yeoman
I Capture The Forecastle [I don't care how it's pronounced, so there.]
Saving Privateer Ryan
WREN The Day Well?

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