mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

I see myself as a modern Guy Fawkes.

I swear loyalty to Her Majesty the Antichrist Bitch, er I mean Queen.

Hey, what's this big heavy golden javelin doing sitting on the desk. Reckon I can get it thru that big plate glass window up on the balcony?

There, there!

I want to be an MP because Parliament is the best drinking club in London.