mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

(nfras) What would you like them to have said, given the inherent uncertainty in weather forecasting?

[Rosie] "It could do anything, if you look out of your window you'll have a better idea than we do."

Are the stars out tonight? I don't care if it's cloudy or bright, for I only have eyes for yooooou...!

Owing to a widespread attack of pathetic fallacy, tomorrow's weather will be determined by the collective mood of the populace. So please cheer up, you miserable buggers.

ImNotJohn

Tomorrow will be muggy, The next day will be tuggy, followed by wuggy, thuggy and fuggy.

Raak

Eh-oh!

Projoy

Another? How about
School Inspector

I Say, Porter!

I was a first class teacher and an exceptional head.

Rosie

Look, just hit the little buggers. I won't tell anyone.

Projoy

I was a first class teacher and give exceptional head.

Software

Funny, I never could spell.

Phil

You forgot the "e" on "potato", boy.

Rosie

'Ave you got a loight, boy?

Raak

Are your expressive movement classes for five-year-old rigorous?

Phil

And do you take photos of them during swimming class?

nfras

Yes, I know the authorities don't like it but I still like to carry a cane with me. I even have ball-gags and handcuffs for when I do the public schools.

I Say, Porter!

Yes, I always do my inspections wearing the gimp suit. Why do you ask?

Uncle Korky

Sorry, but I'm a naturist, and if you don't like it - tough!

Raak

There are no bad students, only bad teachers.