[Oegy] Thank you for the laugh. That was absolutely brilliant, sir.

And we have a mystery guest today roaming the hospital wards! If you see a doctor walking around brandishing a syringe, call him over and say, "You are Dr. Jack Kevorkian and I claim my 5cc of morphine."

Just coming up to lunchtime, and to get those taste buds going, here's a selection of songs from Sondheim's Sweeney Todd. This one's a request from the boys and girls in the mortuary.

And for those whose lives are hanging by a thread, here are Doctor and the Medics with Spirit in the Sky

And the Morrissey day continues. The man with Ebola in the isolation ward has requested I Started Something

And now, the results of the sweepstake on how many patients died here last week...

[Raak] nice!

And Magdi Yakoub's favourite, Feargal Sharkey's A good heart is heard to find.

And for all you Elvis Costello fans in Physiotherapy, here's I can't stand up for falling down

Allahu Akbar! oblig.

[Raak] "OK, the winner is Mr Gapp from Rosemary Ward, who... oh, apparently Mr Gapp won't be able to receive his prize... So, anyway, the sweepstake is open now for this week's figure..."

"...and it's a rollover!"

[Projoy re: Sweeney Todd] That'll be The worst pies in London then?