[UK] :-)
[Software] If only you knew the quantity of filth that I don't post because it's way beyond what common decency permits!
Have I got snatch? Come over 'ere and say that sunshine!

Sorry, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang is out, maybe you'd like this one, Anal Invaders 3.

[Phil] Give us the filth!

[IS,P!] Not yet! This one was suggested by my son:
"Oh yeah, that's a great film! You'll love the twist at the end when it turns out that it wasn't Kyle that murdered his wife after all."

There's no point watching Sixth Sense if you haven't watched the other five.

[following on from IS,P!]...and don't get me started on Passenger 57

...not to mention 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.