So I take it you've never heard of bittorrent then?

DVD's are rubbish, everyone knows that. For real quality you can't beat a videocassette, the colours are so much richer, and they don't wear out, not if you treat them properly. DVD's, you can get fingerprints and cat pee all over them and they still play, what sort of quality is that?

CD? DVD? So what's the difference?

I can't recommend "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" strongly enough.

I know where to get it, if you want it.

If you're looking for the 'real cinema experience', I've got some here that were filmed from the back row...

Sorry, I was just in the back room. Ah, let me just wash my hands.