[Kim] Almost as good as nfras' "Not got much of an opinion on that either way"

South of the River? This time of night? Sure thing.

A ride for a ride?

Outer Mongolia? Hold on while I call in to get a price for that.

"You'll have to get out here madame, this back alley is as far as I can drive until the court removes my ankle bracelet."

"Better out than in eh? Don't worry about it though, I'll clean that off the upholstery in a jiffy"

Have you ever thought that a taxi ride is a metaphor for life? You're in the hands of a total stranger (that's me, God), and once you get in, it's like being born into life, you've no control over where it goes, oh, you can say "Take me to the Hilton" just like you can say "I'm going to be the next Bill Gates", but no-one's going to pay any attention, and you can't get out, even if you could force the locks on the doors we're doing over 100 so what are you going to do, jump? And at the end of life...there is DEATH!!