mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Tip? Sorry mate, can't accept that, the Inland Revenue rules you know.

"S'cuse me sir, have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Can we stop a minute? I'm desperate for a pee."

I'd love to drive you to your destination, sir, but I'm worried about my carbon footprint.

"I really don't have an opinion either way on that."

[Kim] Almost as good as nfras' "Not got much of an opinion on that either way"

South of the River? This time of night? Sure thing.

A ride for a ride?

Outer Mongolia? Hold on while I call in to get a price for that.

"You'll have to get out here madame, this back alley is as far as I can drive until the court removes my ankle bracelet."

"Better out than in eh? Don't worry about it though, I'll clean that off the upholstery in a jiffy"