Yo, yo, Mistah Speaker, Blair in da house-a-commons... I da Prime MInister On da left, so I'm sinister If you oppose Cos my power roves From Forth to Finisterre And it don't finish there, I go' astonish ya. I got the A to Zee O' Crown dependencies. I got departments I manage armaments My influence has confluence from ruins to public nu-i-sance...
People talk about freedom of speech, but how much freedom is there when people cannot go on the Internet for fear of what they may see? How much freedom is there when anyone anywhere can say whatever they like, no matter how odious? Real freedom of speech is the freedom to speak the truth, not the freedom to speak lies. How much freedom is there when anyone can go anywhere in the country, set up in business for themselves, and charge any price they like for anything they are selling, regardless of the harm they may be doing in pursuit of their own selfish profiteering? My intention is to create a new Ministry of Truth to protect our precious freedom of speech from our enemies, and a Ministry of Labour to ensure that everyone works in the job that is best for them and best for the people.