"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition"

The Church should institute a vow of poverty for all of its officials and servants.

Time to invade Italy and take back my kingdom. Roll out the tanks, Cardinal General Bellarini!

Of course I support a woman's right to choose! What do you think I am, some kind of fascist?

Ma Dad loved his fitba'. Supported Rangers, aye.

What have the Roman Catholics ever done for us?

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(I am delighted to record that rab's spam-detector turned up its nose at that until I invoked the name of our patron saint.)