Charity to the poor? But I don't understand this. What's in it for us? We need to be maximising our yield, here, not giving the green stuff away! Who hired this nincompoop?

"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition"

The Church should institute a vow of poverty for all of its officials and servants.

Time to invade Italy and take back my kingdom. Roll out the tanks, Cardinal General Bellarini!

Of course I support a woman's right to choose! What do you think I am, some kind of fascist?

Ma Dad loved his fitba'. Supported Rangers, aye.

What have the Roman Catholics ever done for us?