mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

[bob] Coffee all over the place.

*jangling chord* NOBODY expects Santa Claus! Our two weapons are our sinister laugh *HO HO HO* and our menacing red cloak -- and our minute record of all your sins... Our three weapons...

Sierra Mike

What about your knobbly sack?

Raak

Among our multiple and diverse weapons of terror are these: our sinister laugh *HO HO HO*, our menacing red cloak with the furry bits, our record of your sins, our knobbly sack, and our little elves. Will you confess now, or must we play you -- THE JINGLE BELLS! *evil maniacal laughter*

Darwin

"IOU 5 cents, please add it to my tab."

I Say, Porter!

"£14.50, Johnny. That'll teach you to sleep with your head under the pillow." © T. Pratchett

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[isp] ouch!!! LOL

I Say, Porter!

Time for a change?

Pope

Knobbly

"Mazel tov... oops"

Rosie

"Can't we get some birds in and have a knees-up?"

Phil

"Get that arse!"

Raak

"La ilaha illa Allah. Muhammadun rasulullah."

I Say, Porter!

The creation story's not meant to be taken literally...

Sierra Mike

I am so totally not gonna wear that dumb hat in public!

Uncle Korky

"Erm... I appear to have a turret in my car, but someone's nicked the machine gun..."

Rosie

"You know what women are like".

I Say, Porter!

I talk to God...

Uncle Korky

"Hi! I'm David Icke!"

I Say, Porter!

What do you mean, women aren't allowed to be Pope?

Raak

Let's do the Spanish Inquisition sketch!

Projoy

I was only obeying orders!

Phil

"Can I get an audience with Bono?"

Projoy

Dear God, please make it chocolate pudding for lunch today!

Projoy

Charity to the poor? But I don't understand this. What's in it for us? We need to be maximising our yield, here, not giving the green stuff away! Who hired this nincompoop?

Sierra Mike

"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition"