mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Sierra Mike

I prefer to barbecue over charcoal, but I can never get the bloody stuff to light.

Phil

I love a good old 9 to 5 job.

Uncle Korky

If I bring in leftovers for lunch, can I use your kit to heat 'em up?

I Say, Porter!

President Ahmedinejad said it was OK if I filmed the set-up here. Honest.

Sierra Mike

I know that under those conditions the accepted practice is to yell "Emergency! Scram the reactor!", but I feel "Alah-u Akbar!" is shorter and more punchy.