mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

IT'S PRONOUNCED NUC-U-LAR, YOU IDIOT!!

I prefer to barbecue over charcoal, but I can never get the bloody stuff to light.

I love a good old 9 to 5 job.

If I bring in leftovers for lunch, can I use your kit to heat 'em up?

President Ahmedinejad said it was OK if I filmed the set-up here. Honest.