mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Inkspot

If you really want to lose weight, you need to reduce your critical body mass by controlling the dark matter abrorbed through the body's fatty tissue.

Simons Mith

IT'S PRONOUNCED NUC-U-LAR, YOU IDIOT!!

Sierra Mike

I prefer to barbecue over charcoal, but I can never get the bloody stuff to light.

Phil

I love a good old 9 to 5 job.

Uncle Korky

If I bring in leftovers for lunch, can I use your kit to heat 'em up?

I Say, Porter!

President Ahmedinejad said it was OK if I filmed the set-up here. Honest.

Sierra Mike

I know that under those conditions the accepted practice is to yell "Emergency! Scram the reactor!", but I feel "Alah-u Akbar!" is shorter and more punchy.