According to my calculations, I can use the Large Hadron Collider to create a black hole that will instantly grow at the speed of light, devouring the Earth in a fraction of a second! You must fund this groundbreaking research!

If you really want to lose weight, you need to reduce your critical body mass by controlling the dark matter abrorbed through the body's fatty tissue.

IT'S PRONOUNCED NUC-U-LAR, YOU IDIOT!!

I prefer to barbecue over charcoal, but I can never get the bloody stuff to light.

I love a good old 9 to 5 job.