mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

"I used to be a chef, but I couldn't stand the heat."

Metalwork is overrated, look at my Macramé

My new line of Sodium horseshoes are easier to fashion to shape, but the quenching is a right bugger.

are/is. Whatever.

Hey, get that dirty great horse out of my smithy! And don't come back!