mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

Actually, I prefer to be called an 'ethnicsmith'.

[Try saying that three times fast, especially if you have false teeth.]

Actually, I wanted to be a tunesmith, but my GCSE's weren't up to scratch.

"Alas! Foiled, my sweet pickanini! It is indeed shoe polish and I am a WHITE Smith."

You know, I still haven't worked out how to shoe pastry...