To protect my face from the constant heat of the forge I wear this "leather" facemask I ran off from some offcuts I had from another...project. Why don't I you my hammer collection? It's in this cupboard. You go ahead and I'll follow you into the nice dark cupboard full of hammers. Big, heavy hammers. That's right...

Do you have a lighter hammer?

Actually, I prefer to be called an 'ethnicsmith'.

[Try saying that three times fast, especially if you have false teeth.]

Actually, I wanted to be a tunesmith, but my GCSE's weren't up to scratch.