You young whippersnappers think you know it all, if I 'ad my way you'd be practicing nothing but double shunts up and down the Central Line for three years before being allowed onto the Circle, and you'd never be entered for club competitions until you could handle back-striles across the river in your sleep, and then you 'ad an apprenticeship to serve and if you were lucky, really lucky, you might be allowed in the back door at an MCC event and get a chance to caddy for the real players as long as you knew your place but youngsters don't know any respect these days, flog 'em and 'ang 'em, that's what I say, never did me any 'arm....

Well, I have a set at home of course, but these days, when I get it out I more often than not flip the board over and play Ludo instead.

I think I should start by stressing that this is predominantly a game of chance.

You'll need four of each kind of polydice before you start.

Of course, Trellis is hopelessly overrated.