I'm just sooooo not a morning person, y'know

Yes, feel free to wander around and take whatever you fancy.

No, I wouldn't accept EU subsidy on principle.

I must get those old rights of way properly maintained and signposted.

Move out the way you daft lumbering cows! I want to try out my new 9 iron.

Time for another. Er, hmm. Electrician?

Let's put an HR in:

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Electrician

Doctors say I'm colourblind, but what do they know?

Only wimps turn off the switch.

Eenie-meenie-mynie-moe...

I can get it done for you in about two hours, using odds'n'ends I've got in my van. The cost should be nominal, say 30 quid for my time. Tell you what, I can do it next Sunday if you like.