"Before we put you under Mr. Blair, could you please confirm the donor's name?"

I have reviewed your case and have a few proposals few you, on my lap top I have a small power point presentation, it will only take a few minutes just to give you some idea of the options no committment for now but I really think we can work together on this.

"Of course I can take this on! I've worked on the best, you know! My most famous client is George W Bush!"

Whats happened to page 15 of the manual?

Look, er, I've got to go - there's a Lodge meeting. We can park this overnight. See you all tomorrow. Ciao!

OK, how about some for Farmers?

"Yeah... the inspectors from the government came round, and told me I had to kill all my cattle and burn them... So, I thought, why not have a really big barbecue and invite everyone?"