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Concerning Torments
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Mornington Crescent under the Bromley '05 variant; players must use anagrams of actual station names. The winning move is "Concerning Torments".
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Can't go wrong with an Evil Pear
As Hammer hits the bell, I will get on the train.
The ship's cat, or Yacht's Feline will keep me company.
Which leads me to ask, Why Hang a Meathead?
[Darren] At what Angle?
[Uncle Korky] You might wish to inquire at Keen Anglers.
In the meantime, I'm going to play an Ace and a Wart.
Well, last night I pulled Pam, dining
Was this at the Dating Pond?
I suspect it may have been when the cellphone companies went on strike and there was that Mobile Shutdown.
Bingo octet, home at detest, ego go.
*ergo
Where Eric Morecambe got off. Can't stand your Arse pong, Ern.
[Rosie] Ugh! I really didn't need to know that.

To dissuade others from presenting a similarly obnoxious excess of information, I'll establish a position at Reprisal Dingus.
I'll take shelter up here on the Pelmet.
Ye ramble on a bit, don't ye?
[Kim] It's because I was a Wobbly Embryo.
I'm far more interested in Crepe Renting.
[Tuj] Are you sure you wouldn't prefer Bread Skiing?
[Tuj] Or pehaps you could rent a Big Durex.
[Quends, Darren] Thanks for the offers but I'm happy, and branching out into Choral Leasing too.
Looking forward to some Grand Weeks trying all of those out
Undoubtedly built by a Heinous Mason.
In response to that move, I neither Whinge nor Retch.
Concealing myself at Cloaked Harbors.
[Quends] Are you wearing your Flycatcher Linen?
Used while you Charm Swallow at Tent door.
[INJ] Oh, you Hedonist Yob, you.
Groan!
No need for that, I thought I looked quite fetching in this Turban ok!
[Inkspot] You look very fetching indeed. What do you think of my Snack Apron?
I'm wearing my favorite Formal & Client Hat
[Inkspot] Your turban is indeed OK, but when I get a phone call from someone in the city I always wear my Warmest Town Call Hat.
And if things go wrong there's always the Attend Courtroom Hat.
Failing that, you could utilise your business skills in the monastery, wearing your Nun Merger Hat.
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