mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Bad rhythm and scansion

And metric expansion Nothing remotely wrong with cfm's opener there.

Will soon provoke grumbles and whines
(Indeed: cfm's line fitted all the scansion requirements for a limerick)

When people say "ends of the earth"
They seldom mean further than Perth
But "back of beyond"
Or "over the pond"
Is never a place of great worth

There's no call nowadays for a sword

Botherer

A wigwam, an easel, or fjord

irach

Or for correction fluid

penelope

Unless you're a druid unfini