mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Is better than most TV tropes

KagomeShuko

In early Pre-Christian Rome

Giertrud

A scribe penned a lengthy old tome

Raak

Its mysterious pages (How can you pen an old tome? If you're penning it, it's brand new.)

Took him ages and ages

cfm

[Raak] I wondered about that myself (from a print media perspective) but perhaps
Cos he carved them in wood with a comb.

I'm building an old ruined abbey