mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

For I tried, and I tried, and I tried

Software

But dear oh dear

irach

I do fear, I do fear

Phil

That you lied and you lied and you lied.

penelope

[M, R, S, i, P] That's the most heart-rending limerick I think we've ever had. Well done.
Now let's think of cheerier matters